A Muslim woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.
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Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?

A. They mark the camels that kick.
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Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing, yet.
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Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A. A pimp.
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but don't disagree - if you do G2 will call you RAAAAACCCIST!1111!!

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I'll take that chance

Q. How long does it take a Muslim woman to take out the trash?

A. Nine months.

Ahmed’s wife, unhappy with his mood swings, bought him one of those mood rings so she could monitor his mood.

She discovered that when Ahmed is in a good mood, it turns green and, when he’s in a bad mood, it leaves a big f*cking red mark on her forehead.

And as Hazrat Syedna Massih Alhe Salam said to Massih Syedna Salam Alhe, “You can lead a camel to water but you must stand on something really tall to get at its lovely hindquarters.”

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Hey, didja hear about the magazine in Paris that offended the Muslims?


Muslims murdered 12 of the magazine's staff (actually, one cop and 11 staff).


Gotta LOL at those Muslims...

Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can.

Q. What do you say to a Muslim at Christmas?
A. I'll take two Pick 6 lotto tickets please

Q. What do you call a bus with 2 Muslims falling off a cliff?
A. A waste, you could have fit at least 50 in the bus!

Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim?
A. When aiming.

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

Q: What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.

Q: Did you hear about the Catholic Iraqi?
A: He was a Shite Muslim.

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Islam beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammered.

Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?
A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.

Q: How did you get out of Iraq?
A: Iran

Q: What do you call a Muslim on a toilet?
A: Islamic Relief.

Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
A: Dora the Exploder!

Q: What did the Muslim train conductor say?
A: Allah board.

Q: A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.
A: The bartender says hello Mr. President.

Q: Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is?
A: The man get's to see a striptease every night.

Q: Why are they clueless in Saudi Arabia?
A: Cause they live under Iraq.

Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."

Q: What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden's death?
A: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!

Q: Why doesn't Gaddafi go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper?
A: youseen memuff

Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.

Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A: They mark the camels that kick.

Q: Why did the radical Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up?
A: He wanted to go everywhere.

Q: What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A: A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.

Q. What can the Palestinians do to raise the average IQ in the West Bank?
A. Allow Jews to come in.

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.

Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a target on every corner.

Q: What did the warning label on the suicide bombers vest say?
A: In case of Jews, pull cord tightly!

Q: What do you call a building full of Taliban?
A: Jail

Q: What's the difference between a microwave and a Islamic extremist?
A: A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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This thread goes great with a ham sammich

this thread goes great with alcohol and pre marital sex

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What did the Muslim train conductor say



ALLAH ABOARD

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Allah is a Pork Eating Homo Wrote:
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> A Muslim woman gets on a bus with her baby. The
> bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that
> I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
>
> The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits
> down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:
> “The driver just insulted me!”
>
> The man says: “You go right up there and tell
> him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for
> you.”
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> Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and
> a goat?
>
> A. Bisexual.
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> Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
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> A. They mark the camels that kick.
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> Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
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> A. Nothing, yet.
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> Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
>
> A. A pimp.
> --------------------
>
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Why don’t you dumb jackass crawl back to your Matrix and keep dreaming about making a living, sports and banging your girlfriend/ boyfriend. And wait till the ONE (NEO) to come and save your ass from the virtual world you are sleeping/ living in.

Real world needs real intelligent people to who can communicate through difficult times. Come to some sort of understanding and come up with real solution to problems instead of hiding behind a screen insulting a religion because of a few thugs that our own government have created; ISIS and AL-Qeda. Read Hillary Clinton’s book you stupid dumfuq; please excuse my French.

Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The Country!

Q: Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A: He thought Barry sounded too American.

U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency. So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card?

A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President.

Two muslim moms are talking about their boys, jihad, becoming martyrs for islam, etc... One of the mothers said to her friend that they blow up so quickly these days.

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> Real world needs real intelligent people to who
> can communicate through difficult times. Come to
> some sort of understanding and come up with real
> solution to problems

Yeah, you're right...except that solution is no longer pussified liberal bullshit feelings and talking about it. You dumbfuck pussies have been trying to talk to these sand niggers for way too long. They are fucking violent crazy murderers. There is absolutely no hope of talking to them. They are crazy. Kill them all.

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> > Real world needs real intelligent people to who
> > can communicate through difficult times. Come
> to
> > some sort of understanding and come up with
> real
> > solution to problems
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> Yeah, you're right...except that solution is no
> longer pussified liberal bullshit feelings and
> talking about it. You dumbfuck pussies have been
> trying to talk to these sand niggers for way too
> long. They are fucking violent crazy murderers.
> There is absolutely no hope of talking to them.
> They are crazy. Kill them all.

Well said, these Mu-slimes just laugh at the limp-wristed libtard pussies. Muzzies need bullets in their mother fuckin heads. It's the only way.

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> > Real world needs real intelligent people to who
> > can communicate through difficult times. Come
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> real
> > solution to problems
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> Yeah, you're right...except that solution is no
> longer pussified liberal bullshit feelings and
> talking about it. You dumbfuck pussies have been
> trying to talk to these sand niggers for way too
> long. They are fucking violent crazy murderers.
> There is absolutely no hope of talking to them.
> They are crazy. Kill them all.

Libtards I know used to say all it is a peaceful religion...well not anymore...more and more they are saying fuck'm let them burn.

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Nice shots. the timeline is blue ribbon shit.

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This website is very disrespwctful to the 98 percent peaceful muslims.

Bacon! (You know the rest.)

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Maybe those 98% of Muslims you claim to be peaceful should get off their lazy entitled asses and help defeat the "other" 2%. But you know that won't happen.
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Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?

A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?

A: Tickle the goat under the chin.

Q: What do you call a Muslim with a new bike?

A: A terrorist

ps- the sand nigs are holed up and surrounded. The 2 brothers killed at least 2 people in a store and have hostages.

Meanwhile, nigger lover and her nog boyfriend are also surrounded.

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I never cared for Muslims or Islam (or Christians, for that matter) but after seeing the bigots here, I'm starting to sympathize with their plight.

Ugh the giant caveman Wrote:
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> I never cared for Muslims or Islam (or Christians,
> for that matter) but after seeing the bigots here,
> I'm starting to sympathize with their plight.


That's because you're an idiot.

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the caveman is not giant. he's a gay troll. ignore him.

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Great thread. So true.

Everyone do your part to end Islam.
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Because of the goat fuckers who attacked the event in Texas
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When is the NOVA Mohommed cartoon contest being held?

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These guys are assholes.

This is exactly why I ate a pork sandwich tonight, and dropped a smelly load into the toilet, while drawing pictures of Mohammed. In fact, the pictures looked a lot like my shit.

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Kill them. Kill them all. Kill them NOW!

And let Allah sort them out...

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It would go even greater if you added some bacon to it.

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I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant.
They performed songs like: "Losing my Head over You", "Rocket Launcher Man", "You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!
Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD.
I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well that was when the trouble started.

Ya? Who the fuck cares. Get out of America! Better then that, All Muslims get off the planet!!