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Christmas and Stress
Posted by: Santa Craws ()
Date: December 24, 2014 09:52AM

So, Christmas and the day after are supposedly the #1 heart attack days in the united states (aside from every monday morning). Why? Why does Christmas stress people out so much, and why does the "season of giving" make people around here so fucking nasty?

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: xEKme ()
Date: December 24, 2014 10:48AM

Because money and things dont bring happiness. If the Christmas tradition were donating time to those in need people would feel great and there would be fewer heart attacks.

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 24, 2014 10:53AM

Santa Craws Wrote:
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> So, Christmas and the day after are supposedly the
> #1 heart attack days in the united states (aside
> from every monday morning). Why? Why does
> Christmas stress people out so much, and why does
> the "season of giving" make people around here so
> fucking nasty?
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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: ChristmasCheers ()
Date: December 24, 2014 12:35PM

People forget the true meaning of Christmas. We have the Jews to blame for that.

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: CH3NO2 ()
Date: December 24, 2014 12:46PM

It might have something to do with the fact that Christmas now begins in September and by the time December 25th arrives people have had it! Not to mention the fact that the meaning of Christmas has been completely lost in this country and now it's just a gauge to measure economic activity in the retail world.

The media doesn't even call it Christmas anymore, it's now the "Holiday Shopping Season" which is just pathetic. The entire holiday revolves around how much worthless shit you can collect and how much money you can spend on worthless shit for others.

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: no stress here at all! ()
Date: December 24, 2014 01:23PM

The GOP takes more power from the dims, life is good!

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: Obumblefucked ()
Date: December 24, 2014 01:40PM

The last 6 years have been the worst. It's gotten worse with every year Obama has been raping the USA. The economy continues to spiral out of control and the ever widening gap of the haves and the havenots continues to grow. Decreasing salaries, bonuses along with higher inflation, taxes and especially healthcare costs are putting more pressure every working person. All is a result of liberalism.

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: Christmas Teabagger ()
Date: December 24, 2014 03:15PM

Obumblefucked Wrote:
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> The last 6 years have been the worst. It's gotten
> worse with every year Obama has been raping the
> USA. The economy continues to spiral out of
> control and the ever widening gap of the haves and
> the havenots continues to grow. Decreasing
> salaries, bonuses along with higher inflation,
> taxes and especially healthcare costs are putting
> more pressure every working person. All is a
> result of liberalism.

I agree. We haven't even been able to put up a Christmas tree since Obama took power. We're too afraid that those violent libtards who are waging war on Christmas might turn our home into Ferguson and send us off to one of Obama's concentration camps if they catch sight of a tree in our house. It's a shame how much he's destroyed our country.

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: fuck christmas ()
Date: December 24, 2014 03:20PM

Fucking shitty holiday

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: Happy Hanukah! ()
Date: December 24, 2014 03:25PM

ChristmasCheers Wrote:
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> People forget the true meaning of Christmas. We
> have the Jews to blame for that.

Yea, what's the reason for celebrating a damn Jew's birthday?
To spend money, stress out, eat shit and die from heart attacks.
It's a Jewish conspiracy.
Merry Christmas, dumbasses.

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: Merry Kwanzaa ()
Date: December 25, 2014 01:53AM

Nothing like the holidays to bring out the best in people.S

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: Traditions ()
Date: December 25, 2014 06:46AM

Happy Hanukah! Wrote:
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> ChristmasCheers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > People forget the true meaning of Christmas. We
> > have the Jews to blame for that.
>
> Yea, what's the reason for celebrating a damn
> Jew's birthday?
> To spend money, stress out, eat shit and die from
> heart attacks.
> It's a Jewish conspiracy.
> Merry Christmas, dumbasses.

Jesus was the greatest prankster of all time. The funny thing is he was born in the Spring.

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: 1 percenter ()
Date: December 25, 2014 07:08AM

I like it. I got a lot of great shit this year.


Mostly Loro Piana cashmere sweaters and Hermes ties. Still one big present left to open. Thanks Obozo!!!

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: Caan_ ()
Date: December 25, 2014 08:56AM

Dat dood frum clas gave me a handjob. Best.XMAS.Evar

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: My 2% ()
Date: December 25, 2014 11:38AM

1 percenter Wrote:
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> I like it. I got a lot of great shit this year.
>
>
> Mostly Loro Piana cashmere sweaters and Hermes
> ties. Still one big present left to open. Thanks
> Obozo!!!


Rich boyfriend? Same sex marriage isn't legal in Virginia yet. I hope the shit you give him isn't from your anus.

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: DYJMG ()
Date: December 25, 2014 11:42AM

Traditions Wrote:
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> Happy Hanukah! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ChristmasCheers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > People forget the true meaning of Christmas.
> We
> > > have the Jews to blame for that.
> >
> > Yea, what's the reason for celebrating a damn
> > Jew's birthday?
> > To spend money, stress out, eat shit and die
> from
> > heart attacks.
> > It's a Jewish conspiracy.
> > Merry Christmas, dumbasses.
>
> Jesus was the greatest prankster of all time. The
> funny thing is he was born in the Spring.


While there is no way of knowing when Jesus was born, it was probably in the Fall based on what is known about the key players mentioned in the Bible during that time.

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Re: Christmas and Stress
Posted by: The Virgin Tales ()
Date: December 25, 2014 12:57PM

DYJMG Wrote:
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> Traditions Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy Hanukah! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ChristmasCheers Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > People forget the true meaning of
> Christmas.
> > We
> > > > have the Jews to blame for that.
> > >
> > > Yea, what's the reason for celebrating a damn
> > > Jew's birthday?
> > > To spend money, stress out, eat shit and die
> > from
> > > heart attacks.
> > > It's a Jewish conspiracy.
> > > Merry Christmas, dumbasses.
> >
> > Jesus was the greatest prankster of all time.
> The
> > funny thing is he was born in the Spring.
>
>
> While there is no way of knowing when Jesus was
> born, it was probably in the Fall based on what is
> known about the key players mentioned in the Bible
> during that time.

March 18 thru March 31,5 BC or June 18 thru July 1, 4 BC
He was diffinitly premature.

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