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Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
if I had a son
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:00AM
who's parents?
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
worm finllmmmmm
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:13AM
That is eesh's father and mother. Let me start by saying that she looks nothing like that anymore.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Necro Nerd
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:59AM
The Grinch Wrote:
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> still would
Hit?
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> still would
Hit?
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Butch Bitch
()
Date: December 22, 2014 12:01PM
Failure of a son Wrote:
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> src=http://images.classmates.com/pho103/8/0/1/8/80
> 18631.jpg>
She was a butch dyke.
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> src=http://images.classmates.com/pho103/8/0/1/8/80
> 18631.jpg>
She was a butch dyke.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
well????????????????????????????
()
Date: December 22, 2014 12:03PM
worm finllmmmmm Wrote:
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> That is eesh's father and mother. Let me start by
> saying that she looks nothing like that anymore.
what does she look like???
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> That is eesh's father and mother. Let me start by
> saying that she looks nothing like that anymore.
what does she look like???
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Bone dry
()
Date: December 22, 2014 12:20PM
Her pussy is dry as fuck
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Caan
()
Date: December 22, 2014 01:36PM
Her pussy is rotting soggy and gross. It smells bad too. So bad.
vomits all over eesh's dead mom while creating this post
vomits all over eesh's dead mom while creating this post
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Stench
()
Date: December 22, 2014 04:33PM
Caan Wrote:
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> Her pussy is rotting soggy and gross. It smells
> bad too. So bad.
>
>
> vomits all over eesh's dead mom while creating
> this post
I thought about the smell too.
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> Her pussy is rotting soggy and gross. It smells
> bad too. So bad.
>
>
> vomits all over eesh's dead mom while creating
> this post
I thought about the smell too.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
would still hit it with a semi
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:19PM
Caan Wrote:
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> Her pussy is rotting soggy and gross. It smells
> bad too. So bad.
>
>
> vomits all over eesh's dead mom while creating
> this post
her pussy is nonexistent at this point, it's just ash and bone
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> Her pussy is rotting soggy and gross. It smells
> bad too. So bad.
>
>
> vomits all over eesh's dead mom while creating
> this post
her pussy is nonexistent at this point, it's just ash and bone
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Caan
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:20PM
Did i mention her pussy is cold too? Aint no hot pussy no more. jeesh eesh! Your mom really stinks.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
burning in hell
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:23PM
her pussy is on fire since she's burning in hell for molesting her son
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
miz can work with that
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:23PM
Caan Wrote:
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> Did i mention her pussy is cold too? Aint no hot
> pussy no more. jeesh eesh! Your mom really stinks.
When miz digs her up, he can use some of these
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> Did i mention her pussy is cold too? Aint no hot
> pussy no more. jeesh eesh! Your mom really stinks.
When miz digs her up, he can use some of these
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
digging up louise
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:25PM
miz can work with that Wrote:
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> Caan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did i mention her pussy is cold too? Aint no
> hot
> > pussy no more. jeesh eesh! Your mom really
> stinks.
>
>
> When eesh digs her up, he can use some of these
>
>
> src="http://photos.prnewswire.com/prnvar/20120712/
> NY38923-b"/>
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> Caan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did i mention her pussy is cold too? Aint no
> hot
> > pussy no more. jeesh eesh! Your mom really
> stinks.
>
>
> When eesh digs her up, he can use some of these
>
>
> src="http://photos.prnewswire.com/prnvar/20120712/
> NY38923-b"/>
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Couldn't even bare children
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:29PM
Why would you need condoms? Not like the cunt could get pregnant lol
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
No coping skills
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:31PM
Failure of a son Wrote:
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> src=http://images.classmates.com/pho103/8/0/1/8/80
> 18631.jpg>
The faces of two of the biggest failures of parents to ever disgrace this earth. They couldn't love their son and never taught him how to play nice or how to deal with his negative emotions in a constructive manner.
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> src=http://images.classmates.com/pho103/8/0/1/8/80
> 18631.jpg>
The faces of two of the biggest failures of parents to ever disgrace this earth. They couldn't love their son and never taught him how to play nice or how to deal with his negative emotions in a constructive manner.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
CH3NO2
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:43PM
Wow you people have hit a new low for FU which is saying something.
Unless of course this is eesh talking to himself and in that case it's time for the straight jacket and a lobotomy,
Unless of course this is eesh talking to himself and in that case it's time for the straight jacket and a lobotomy,
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Robbed the cradle
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:53PM
I think it's time he goes to be with mother.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
No cents
()
Date: December 22, 2014 07:34PM
CH3NO2 Wrote:
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> Wow you people have hit a new low for FU which is
> saying something.
>
> Unless of course this is eesh talking to himself
> and in that case it's time for the straight jacket
> and a lobotomy,
This post does not make sense.
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> Wow you people have hit a new low for FU which is
> saying something.
>
> Unless of course this is eesh talking to himself
> and in that case it's time for the straight jacket
> and a lobotomy,
This post does not make sense.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 22, 2014 08:22PM
CH3NO2 Wrote:
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> Wow you people have hit a new low for FU which is
> saying something.
>
> Unless of course this is eesh talking to himself
> and in that case it's time for the straight jacket
> and a lobotomy,
haha It's not me, it's just a couple of deranged idiots spending their Christmas writing things like that. It's actually pretty funny how much I consume them so much.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> Wow you people have hit a new low for FU which is
> saying something.
>
> Unless of course this is eesh talking to himself
> and in that case it's time for the straight jacket
> and a lobotomy,
haha It's not me, it's just a couple of deranged idiots spending their Christmas writing things like that. It's actually pretty funny how much I consume them so much.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Everyone > You
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:05PM
Everyone here consumes you. Let's not count the hours of your life that you've wasted physically stalking others.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Your mom
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:08PM
I hope you spend your Christmas putting some flowers on that gravestone.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:09PM
Everyone > You Wrote:
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> Everyone here consumes you. Let's not count the
> hours of your life that you've wasted physically
> stalking others.
Blessed are the murderous.
Attachments:
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> Everyone here consumes you. Let's not count the
> hours of your life that you've wasted physically
> stalking others.
Blessed are the murderous.
Attachments:
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
What a big oops
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:11PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Everyone > You Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Everyone here consumes you. Let's not count the
> > hours of your life that you've wasted
> physically
> > stalking others.
So exactly what date is your mom's birthday? March 2nd or 25th?
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> Everyone > You Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Everyone here consumes you. Let's not count the
> > hours of your life that you've wasted
> physically
> > stalking others.
So exactly what date is your mom's birthday? March 2nd or 25th?
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
basl is a jew name
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:12PM
are you a jew..?
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:16PM
So....
....it's Christmas time. Stop being angry.
Blessed are the murderous.
....it's Christmas time. Stop being angry.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Someone
()
Date: December 22, 2014 10:49PM
Someone said that to you yesterday.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Pulse oximeter
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:02PM
still dead
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Putting on the Ritz
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:13PM
Pulse oximeter Wrote:
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> src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/
> flatline_8205.jpg"/>
>
> still dead
:)
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> src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/
> flatline_8205.jpg"/>
>
> still dead
:)
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Dead pickup line
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:14PM
eesh Wrote:
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> So....
>
>
>
>
> ....it's Christmas time. Stop being angry.
Were you adopted? Cuz you're an orphan now!
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> So....
>
>
>
>
> ....it's Christmas time. Stop being angry.
Were you adopted? Cuz you're an orphan now!
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Pot meet kettle
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:29PM
eesh Wrote:
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> CH3NO2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow you people have hit a new low for FU which
> is
> > saying something.
> >
> > Unless of course this is eesh talking to
> himself
> > and in that case it's time for the straight
> jacket
> > and a lobotomy,
>
>
>
>
> haha It's not me, it's just a couple of deranged
> idiots spending their Christmas writing things
> like that. It's actually pretty funny how much I
> consume them so much.
Yes. Everyone is else is dederanged except for the guy who stalks people online and offline and pays for their info. You become literally consumed with other people's lives. Obsessed isn't even a strong enough word. I think it's just because you're painfully lonely and will do anything for human contact.
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> CH3NO2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow you people have hit a new low for FU which
> is
> > saying something.
> >
> > Unless of course this is eesh talking to
> himself
> > and in that case it's time for the straight
> jacket
> > and a lobotomy,
>
>
>
>
> haha It's not me, it's just a couple of deranged
> idiots spending their Christmas writing things
> like that. It's actually pretty funny how much I
> consume them so much.
Yes. Everyone is else is dederanged except for the guy who stalks people online and offline and pays for their info. You become literally consumed with other people's lives. Obsessed isn't even a strong enough word. I think it's just because you're painfully lonely and will do anything for human contact.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
wondering..
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:34PM
Failure of a son Wrote:
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> src=http://images.classmates.com/pho103/8/0/1/8/80
> 18631.jpg>
how did you find this?
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> src=http://images.classmates.com/pho103/8/0/1/8/80
> 18631.jpg>
how did you find this?
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Simple
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:36PM
Google is a wonderful tool.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Pale Fail
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:45PM
This is a strange, forced dialogue between Caan and a series of improbable unregistered names.
A mechanical exercise that lacks the joy of schadenfreude.
A *performance* - and an uninspired one at that - rather than a heartfelt expression of the venal joy of cruelty.
In a word: fake. Like Larry Hankin playing Kramer.
The eesh brand may never recover from this debacle.
A mechanical exercise that lacks the joy of schadenfreude.
A *performance* - and an uninspired one at that - rather than a heartfelt expression of the venal joy of cruelty.
In a word: fake. Like Larry Hankin playing Kramer.
The eesh brand may never recover from this debacle.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Your Pender
()
Date: December 22, 2014 11:55PM
You're always ruining something.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
VI
()
Date: December 23, 2014 03:21AM
It's too bad eesh's dad escaped from the concentration camp.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
There's no way
()
Date: January 29, 2015 11:29PM
Caan Wrote:
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> Her pussy is rotting soggy and gross. It smells
> bad too. So bad.
>
>
> vomits all over eesh's dead mom while creating
> this post
This is not eesh
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> Her pussy is rotting soggy and gross. It smells
> bad too. So bad.
>
>
> vomits all over eesh's dead mom while creating
> this post
This is not eesh
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
oosh
()
Date: February 05, 2015 10:48PM
back to page one ya go, you lovely little thread.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Caanot
()
Date: February 05, 2015 11:00PM
Welcome back Caan
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Are you fucking sure
()
Date: February 05, 2015 11:05PM
Pot meet kettle Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > CH3NO2 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wow you people have hit a new low for FU
> which
> > is
> > > saying something.
> > >
> > > Unless of course this is eesh talking to
> > himself
> > > and in that case it's time for the straight
> > jacket
> > > and a lobotomy,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > haha It's not me, it's just a couple of
> deranged
> > idiots spending their Christmas writing things
> > like that. It's actually pretty funny how much
> I
> > consume them so much.
>
>
> Yes. Everyone is else is dederanged except for
> the guy who stalks people online and offline and
> pays for their info. You become literally consumed
> with other people's lives. Obsessed isn't even a
> strong enough word. I think it's just because
> you're painfully lonely and will do anything for
> human contact.
Me I personally do not think eesh stalks people or pays money for useless info. The dude has got a girlfriend and some all consuming hobbies. He owns a vehicle too so he's not "stuck" at home. You've been fed a line of bull.
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > CH3NO2 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wow you people have hit a new low for FU
> which
> > is
> > > saying something.
> > >
> > > Unless of course this is eesh talking to
> > himself
> > > and in that case it's time for the straight
> > jacket
> > > and a lobotomy,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > haha It's not me, it's just a couple of
> deranged
> > idiots spending their Christmas writing things
> > like that. It's actually pretty funny how much
> I
> > consume them so much.
>
>
> Yes. Everyone is else is dederanged except for
> the guy who stalks people online and offline and
> pays for their info. You become literally consumed
> with other people's lives. Obsessed isn't even a
> strong enough word. I think it's just because
> you're painfully lonely and will do anything for
> human contact.
Me I personally do not think eesh stalks people or pays money for useless info. The dude has got a girlfriend and some all consuming hobbies. He owns a vehicle too so he's not "stuck" at home. You've been fed a line of bull.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
oosh
()
Date: February 05, 2015 11:07PM
Hi eesh. Remember how we talked about writing down your thoughts? Well fairfax underground is not your diary.
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
7Wy7c
()
Date: February 08, 2015 01:33AM
eesh Wrote:
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> So....
>
>
>
>
> ....it's Christmas time. Stop being angry.
what did little mikey get this year?
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> So....
>
>
>
>
> ....it's Christmas time. Stop being angry.
what did little mikey get this year?
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
cannibal corpse
()
Date: February 08, 2015 01:51AM
eesh Wrote:
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> It's actually pretty funny how much I
> consume them so much.
Attachments:
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> It's actually pretty funny how much I
> consume them so much.
Attachments:
Re: Proud Parents
Posted by:
Um
()
Date: February 09, 2015 09:22PM
cannibal corpse Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's actually pretty funny how much I
> > consume them so much.
Explain this.
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's actually pretty funny how much I
> > consume them so much.
Explain this.
