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disturbing CL post
Posted by: craig ()
Date: December 21, 2014 02:47PM

I have reason to believe that a regular poster here on FFXU is the author. I have narrowed it down to three posters. Please help me identify this individual.


Stop fucking snakes.

I would like whoever is coming into this neighborhood, going into people's backyards (including my own), taking the garden snakes, and sticking their schlongs into their mouths to stop. I wish to inform you that my dog is a robot and is trained to shoot bees out of its mouth on command, and will fire at you when it sees you fucking snakes. I am also trained in seven types of warfare, including underwater and outer space warfare. I am indestructible. Come at me, snake fucker.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: traced it 2 ()
Date: December 21, 2014 07:32PM

craig Wrote:
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> I have reason to believe that a regular poster
> here on FFXU is the author. I have narrowed it
> down to three posters. Please help me identify
> this individual.
>
>
> Stop fucking snakes.
>
> I would like whoever is coming into this
> neighborhood, going into people's backyards
> (including my own), taking the garden snakes, and
> sticking their schlongs into their mouths to stop.
> I wish to inform you that my dog is a robot and is
> trained to shoot bees out of its mouth on command,
> and will fire at you when it sees you fucking
> snakes. I am also trained in seven types of
> warfare, including underwater and outer space
> warfare. I am indestructible. Come at me, snake
> fucker.


pretty sure it was gunlover.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: internet roadside assistance. ()
Date: December 25, 2014 06:15AM

Looks like the work of the eesh.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: Mane elements ()
Date: December 25, 2014 12:07PM

internet roadside assistance. Wrote:
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> Looks like the work of the eesh.

no........ its funny and creative so it can't be him.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: Sounds like..... ()
Date: February 24, 2015 03:51AM

.......BEH

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: OP = FUNNY; Post NOT a Trap ()
Date: February 24, 2015 07:56AM

op rocks

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: troll patrol ()
Date: August 14, 2015 04:49AM

Sounds like..... Wrote:
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> .......BEH


Exactly

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: got it..... ()
Date: April 27, 2016 12:45PM

craig Wrote:
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> I have reason to believe that a regular poster
> here on FFXU is the author. I have narrowed it
> down to three posters. Please help me identify
> this individual.
>
>
> Stop fucking snakes.
>
> I would like whoever is coming into this
> neighborhood, going into people's backyards
> (including my own), taking the garden snakes, and
> sticking their schlongs into their mouths to stop.
> I wish to inform you that my dog is a robot and is
> trained to shoot bees out of its mouth on command,
> and will fire at you when it sees you fucking
> snakes. I am also trained in seven types of
> warfare, including underwater and outer space
> warfare. I am indestructible. Come at me, snake
> fucker.


Eesh

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: April 27, 2016 01:19PM

Is it disturbing because you're the snake fucker and now you're askeered?

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: Rick James ()
Date: April 27, 2016 01:48PM

That was me. Sorry.

Cocaine is a very powerful drug.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: April 27, 2016 02:16PM


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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: wahheesh ()
Date: July 17, 2016 10:05AM

internet roadside assistance. Wrote:
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> Looks like the work of the eesh.


no.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: snake fkr ()
Date: May 06, 2017 03:23PM

craig Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I have reason to believe that a regular poster
> here on FFXU is the author. I have narrowed it
> down to three posters. Please help me identify
> this individual.
>
>
> Stop fucking snakes.
>
> I would like whoever is coming into this
> neighborhood, going into people's backyards
> (including my own), taking the garden snakes, and
> sticking their schlongs into their mouths to stop.
> I wish to inform you that my dog is a robot and is
> trained to shoot bees out of its mouth on command,
> and will fire at you when it sees you fucking
> snakes. I am also trained in seven types of
> warfare, including underwater and outer space
> warfare. I am indestructible. Come at me, snake
> fucker.


F you.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: dkvnn ()
Date: May 06, 2017 04:29PM



she's underage !

and fairfax county paid her to look of age because they are after your job ! to put a fucking foreigner in it and take everything you

own.


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under-age.gif

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: Wetback Willie ()
Date: May 06, 2017 05:37PM

craig Wrote:
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> I have reason to believe that a regular poster
> here on FFXU is the author. I have narrowed it
> down to three posters. Please help me identify
> this individual.
>
>
> Stop fucking snakes.
>
> I would like whoever is coming into this
> neighborhood, going into people's backyards
> (including my own), taking the garden snakes, and
> sticking their schlongs into their mouths to stop.
> I wish to inform you that my dog is a robot and is
> trained to shoot bees out of its mouth on command,
> and will fire at you when it sees you fucking
> snakes. I am also trained in seven types of
> warfare, including underwater and outer space
> warfare. I am indestructible. Come at me, snake
> fucker.

Obvious Miz post using "come at me" like his WSH LAX character.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: I miss the snake stories ()
Date: May 06, 2017 05:40PM

traced it 2 Wrote:
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> craig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have reason to believe that a regular poster
> > here on FFXU is the author. I have narrowed it
> > down to three posters. Please help me identify
> > this individual.
> >
> >
> > Stop fucking snakes.
> >
> > I would like whoever is coming into this
> > neighborhood, going into people's backyards
> > (including my own), taking the garden snakes,
> and
> > sticking their schlongs into their mouths to
> stop.
> > I wish to inform you that my dog is a robot and
> is
> > trained to shoot bees out of its mouth on
> command,
> > and will fire at you when it sees you fucking
> > snakes. I am also trained in seven types of
> > warfare, including underwater and outer space
> > warfare. I am indestructible. Come at me, snake
> > fucker.
>
>
> pretty sure it was gunlover.

Is gunlover the one that used to post those rants about snakes being everywhere years ago?

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: something he would do ()
Date: May 06, 2017 05:48PM

I can see Gunlover doing stuff like that, going into stranger's gardens and fucking the watermelon, walking through dog and pig shit cause he likes the way it tickles when it curls between his toes. Gunlover is short a couple bolts and needs to be jumper cabled once in a while. he a strange hombre.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: I. ()
Date: May 06, 2017 10:03PM

something he would do Wrote:
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> I can see Gunlover doing stuff like that, going
> into stranger's gardens and fucking the
> watermelon, walking through dog and pig shit cause
> he likes the way it tickles when it curls between
> his toes. Gunlover is short a couple bolts and
> needs to be jumper cabled once in a while. he a
> strange hombre.
Attachments:
gunlover bitch boy.jpg

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: Thilly Thavage ()
Date: May 06, 2017 11:39PM

It'th not me, you beatht. That would be like thticking a lollipop thtick in a car exthautht pipe. Jutht no fun, at ALL!

Poopoo thavageth.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: whut? ()
Date: October 08, 2017 05:17AM

Thilly Thavage Wrote:
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> It'th not me, you beatht. That would be like
> thticking a lollipop thtick in a car exthautht
> pipe. Jutht no fun, at ALL!
>
> Poopoo thavageth.


Whut?

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: holyShi......... ()
Date: April 18, 2019 05:19AM

Holy Shit!

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: rgegdfde ()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:30AM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many\.10think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, food tampering/poisoning, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. he/she plays at financial terrorism as well: continuall reporting false financial data, and fake emergency please from (fake members of the community he makes up)

g2 thinks his telephone company empowered power to harass others shows he is powerful - and is displaying he can "get away with it" on other sites too.

the CL owner is not a scum of the earth and has rules for his website: unlike ffu it is an purposed site and material has to stay within purpose.

why the telephone company hasn't completely shut off his devices ... probably because people on ffu need to call and report him ... it's obvious cary is not going to do so



i think g2 should keep fucking with CL, perhaps that's how the telephone company will become aware of him and shut off his "privilege" to use telephone and internet

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: things are bad ()
Date: May 15, 2020 06:12PM

holyShi......... Wrote:
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> Holy Shit!


Things are bad when snakes are getting mouth fucked.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: Reallydumb ()
Date: May 15, 2020 06:28PM

Really one of the stupidest posts I’ve seen on here.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: k train. ()
Date: May 15, 2020 06:54PM

Reallydumb Wrote:
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> Really one of the stupidest posts I’ve seen on
> here.


Agreed . I wonder why it got 2300 views.

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Re: disturbing CL post
Posted by: 2300 views ()
Date: May 15, 2020 07:24PM

sometimes when you google something it will lead back to this website. keywords. power words etc. check out the sandy hook joke thread.

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