Does anybody know a good day spa that specializes in men's grooming?

I'm specifically looking for a spa that offers brazilian waxing for men; I don't have much body hair, but I have baby soft skin and can't risk cutting myself with a razor.

Thanks for any info.

EJ?

hi ej

the OP is NOT EJ.

Pricey Denim Trousers Wrote:
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> the OP is NOT EJ.


What is an OP? And who is EJ?

ARE YOU A FAG

GO BO Wrote:
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> ARE YOU A FAG


No, I am not a "FAG." More and more men are getting brazilians. Its just since I hit my mid-twenties I am getting a little hairy. I'm just trying to maintain my twinky appearance.



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Dudes...



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Talking to yourself again EJ?
Is the filet of fish special over?

I found an Aveda near Tyson's Corner that does male brazilians, (or boyzilians as some call it!) This is exciting, and I have already made an appointment for Saturday.
The person that does the waxing is called an aesthetician, and she seemed a little nervous at first, but I guess my good looks and charisma won her over!

I can't wait until Saturday, I just hope my skin doesn't get irritated from the wax. There might be a little pain, but hey, no pain, no gain!

"twinky appearance." That SCREAMS gay...

ITRADE Wrote:
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> "twinky appearance." That SCREAMS gay...

Why so homophobic? I just like having a smooth body, nothing gay about that!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_(gay_slang)

Yes, I know what it means, you should ask yourself why you are so familiar with the word.

Please, go away for REAL, this time, EJ!!!

Second time asking, who is this EJ? I had a real question to ask, and all I get is disrespect!

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> Does anybody know a good day spa that specializes
> in men's grooming?
>
> I'm specifically looking for a spa that offers
> brazilian waxing for men; I don't have much body
> hair, but I have baby soft skin and can't risk
> cutting myself with a razor.
>
> Thanks for any info.


EJ...you never cease to amaze with your incessant displays of online faggotry!

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> I found an Aveda near Tyson's Corner that does
> male brazilians, (or boyzilians as some call it!)
> This is exciting, and I have already made an
> appointment for Saturday.
> The person that does the waxing is called an
> aesthetician, and she seemed a little nervous at
> first, but I guess my good looks and charisma won
> her over!
>
> I can't wait until Saturday, I just hope my skin
> doesn't get irritated from the wax. There might be
> a little pain, but hey, no pain, no gain!


YUO=FAGOT!

Am I being mistaken for someone else?

Anyway, getting a brazilian isn't gay!

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> Am I being mistaken for someone else?
>
> Anyway, getting a brazilian isn't gay!


It's ok, if you're a women. However, since you're still pre op, it makes you gay as fuck!

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> Yes, I know what it means, you should ask yourself
> why you are so familiar with the word.


Because for a while I was doing pro bono work with the Whitman Walker clinic doing SSA appeals work. Part of the orientation/training was a seminar in "slang" so that you could understand what some of the clients were talking about.

Pre-op? No, I'm not a transvestite. Why don't you reveal your true self and stop hiding behind this anonymous name?

Well then if you worked with Whitman Walker clinic you shouldn't be so homophobic!

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> Pricey Denim Trousers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the OP is NOT EJ.
>
>
> What is an OP?


Original Phaggot!


And who is EJ?


One of your other personalities!

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> ITRADE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "twinky appearance." That SCREAMS gay...
>
> Why so homophobic? I just like having a smooth
> body, nothing gay about that!


I just thought it meant that you are soft and fat and are a fat tub of goo.

No, please type TWINK into google images and you will understand my appearance.

Make sure you don't have safesearch on. :)

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> No, please type TWINK into google images and you
> will understand my appearance.
>
> Make sure you don't have safesearch on. :)


YUO= UBER FAGOT!

And you are an UBER HOMOPHOBE! Stop hiding behind an anonymous name and show yourself!

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> And you are an UBER HOMOPHOBE! Stop hiding behind
> an anonymous name and show yourself!


as if armani slacks is your legal real everyday name! shut the fuck up! I cant look in the phone book and see , armani slacks lives at 1600 pennsylvania ave NW wash DC and come over there and slap you. WOuld that I could.

Why would you slap me? Are you so uncomfortable with yourself that someone a little different than you makes you seeth with anger?

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> Why would you slap me? Are you so uncomfortable
> with yourself that someone a little different than
> you makes you seeth with anger?


"a little different"...ROTFL...Go eat a twinkie!

I'm refuse to comment any more on these ignorant postings.




I bet you couldn't say these things to my face, but because you are behind a keyboard, you act like a big shot.

Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> I'm refuse

Are you admitting to being trashy?


> I bet you couldn't say these things to my face,
> but because you are behind a keyboard, you act
> like a big shot.


Whoa...I'm scared of this toughguy 'twinkie' character! LOL

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Armani Slacks Wrote:
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> Why would you slap me? Are you so uncomfortable
> with yourself that someone a little different than
> you makes you seeth with anger?


So you're admitting that you eat cock. Took only 30 posts to get that cleared up. What a waste of bandwidth.

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Armani Slacks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why would you slap me? Are you so uncomfortable
> > with yourself that someone a little different
> than
> > you makes you seeth with anger?
>
>
> So you're admitting that you eat cock. Took only
> 30 posts to get that cleared up. What a waste of
> bandwidth.


+1 ROTFL

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Why should I even entertain posts from somebody who changes his names every 18 hours? Try lithium.

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Prada Denim Wrote:
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> ITRADE, if you worked at the Walter Whitman
> clinic, why are you so homophobic?


EJ, how many jeans related handles do use on here?

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Why don't you two get a room...Maybe you can get your Brazilian taken care of gratis....

EJ why dont you check out Twitter.com. annoy the fuck out of people there with your inane posts for awhile.

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Why don't you two get a room...Maybe you can get
> your Brazilian taken care of gratis....


You were referring to EJ and Prada Denim, right? LOL

Prada Denim Wrote:
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> Me change names? How about all the viscious
> attacks from someone named Inkahootz under various
> aliases?

I don't know what you are talking about, 'Twinkie'!

I'm unsure of what to make of this forum's newest creation...

But, Armani..

Would you like to join the Jean's Team?

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Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> I'm unsure of what to make of this forum's newest
> creation...
>
> But, Armani..
>
> Would you like to join the Jean's Team?

Just what exactly does the Jean's Team entail...taking each other's pants off?

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Prada Denim Wrote:
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> EJ,
>
> Your style of writing suggests to me an above
> average intelligence and a keen sense of style.
> You are certainly in a minority on this forum.


Ej, you have now been reduced to complementing yourself via one of your other aliases? How lame!

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Prada Denim Wrote:
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> EJ,
>
> Inkahootz is a real thorn in my side; he must be
> eliminated.


ROTFL...to the fact that I have had enough effect on you to warrant hate pm's and alliances with your yourself (i.e. your other aliases)! lol

Prada Denim Wrote:
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> Inkahootz, your cowardly attacks mean little.


LOL...you, sir, amuse me!

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Prada Denim Wrote:
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> Inkahootz, you are obviously an attention whore
> who gets his kicks from hostile reactions.


You, sir, are correct! lol

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Prada Denim Wrote:
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> Inka, as much as I would like to degrade you and
> show the world what an idiot you are, I have a
> dinner reservation at Ruth Chris' tonight. Talk to
> you later.
>
> Have a good evening EJ.


The funny thing is you think you got the better of me. Ask anyone, I totally made you look like a tool. Brief synopsis of today's flame war:

1. You admitted you are a 'twinkie'

2. You admitted being 'different' ( i.e. gay)

3. You admitted to being EJ

4. You threatened to leave for good...AGAIN!

5. You started a thread complaining about homophobia against your person.

ROTFL...Again...keep it coming EJ!


addendum: Ruth's Chris...really? Are you going to walk out on the tab again? lol



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Prada Denim Wrote:
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> I'm on my iphone right now; my girlfriend and I
> are going to Ruth Chris' in Tysons. I would like
> to enjoy my $80 meal (two days of your pay)
> without your interuptions.
>

I didn't know McDonald's drive thru paid you that well. I guess Hamburg(l)er University paid off! lol

Prada Denim Wrote:
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> I'm on my iphone right now; my girlfriend and I
> are going to Ruth Chris' in Tysons. I would like
> to enjoy my $80 meal (two days of your pay)
> without your interuptions.
>
> 1. I said I look like a twink; I didn;t say I was
> one.
>
> 2. I am different, I dare say superior.
>
> 3. I am NOT EJ.
>
> 4. I am not leaving, I just thought about it.
>
> 5. You are homophobic; ie insecure unsure male.


im sure that your beard err girlfriend is thrilled that you are flaming your man crush and not paying attention to her. Good going,,,,,POOF!

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ferfux Wrote:
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> Prada Denim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm on my iphone right now; my girlfriend and I
> > are going to Ruth Chris' in Tysons. I would
> like
> > to enjoy my $80 meal (two days of your pay)
> > without your interuptions.
> >
> > 1. I said I look like a twink; I didn;t say I
> was
> > one.
> >
> > 2. I am different, I dare say superior.
> >
> > 3. I am NOT EJ.
> >
> > 4. I am not leaving, I just thought about it.
> >
> > 5. You are homophobic; ie insecure unsure male.
>
>
> im sure that your beard err girlfriend is thrilled
> that you are flaming your man crush and not paying
> attention to her. Good going,,,,,POOF!


+ 1 good one ferfax!

BTW EJ, I know the GM of Ruth's Chris (Tyson's)...I'll be sure to tell him to keep an eye out for a 'Twinkie' and your bearded 'girlfriend'! LOL

Prada Denim Wrote:
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> My girlfriend is busy driving her 2008 Infiniti
> G-coupe; we're pulling into Ruth Chris' right now.
> Should we tip the valet?


What happened to your Lexus? I don't think it matters whether you tip the valet, considering you are going to skip out on the bill anyway. However, one should always follow standard tipping etiquette.

Prada Denim Wrote:
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> My girlfriend is busy driving her 2008 Infiniti
> G-coupe; we're pulling into Ruth Chris' right now.
> Should we tip the valet?


Hey EJ, you sure this chick isn't a tranny?

You can normally identify inkahootz posting anonymously by his overly enthusiastic use of punctuation marks

before you find yourself getting bogged down associating with individuals like this, prada, I want to share something with you..

and walk with me, if you will

this '"hootz" ....this fellow here, that posts on our message board.

He is..

and, I think to myself how I can express this relaying its true importance, and urgency..
zxczxczxcwhich is FFU. He is nothing more than a nuisance. Naive to high level message boarding - fighting it tooth and nail even if putting his own character and perceived IQ on line. He is filled with a dumbed down blind rage and a skull impenetrable by weapons of logic or intelligence. He is paranoid. A drug user. And worst of all, a convicted felon.

He will pass and blow away with the vast majority of other riff raff and garbage that frequent this community. Another internet site will stimulate his tasteless senses. Somewhere more accommodating to his uninformed opinion and painfully basic viewpoints. While us, Prada. We will stand as the two pillars that we are. Dominating this forum and asserting our collective brilliance until the end of earth, or the end of Fairfax County. Whichever is to come first.

Enjoy your dinner.......you deserve it. Forgo the $39.99 three course "recession dinner" on sheer principal, as I know you will.



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I am not a felon, nor an 'illegal' drug user. I drink alcohol ocassionly; That is all. Since when is FU 'your' message board? I am considered a real 'regular'; One, who has been present here and registered way longer than you. I am also amused by how you carry on discourse between you and your other aliases.


BTW, my punctuation is correct to the 't'.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/06/2009 08:50PM by inkahootz.

exclamation marks i meant 'hootz

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> While us, Prada. We will stand as the
> two pillars that we are. Dominating this forum and
> asserting our collective brilliance until the end
> of earth

What a pompous and egomaniacal display of narcissim!

BTW, EJ, you are the one who lacks any sense of punctuation and grammar!

Quit talking to yourself...it's so sad.

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Have you seen him? Prada Denim?
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Prada Denim Wrote:
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> MrMephisto...just a coincidence you logged in at
> similiar times as "Expansive Jeans." This is a
> cowardly attack on an individual that wants
> nothing more than to be a geniune contribution to
> this forum.
>
> You should be ashamed of your vicious and juvenile
> ways.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? YUO=FAGOT
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EJ and I just love going to the gay bath houses in NYC. The sight of all those hairy balls floating gets us into a real lather! Andyou all know, lather now means leather later!



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Prada Denim Wrote:
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> Good news everyone! I got my appointment for my
> brazilian bumped up to Wednesday instead of
> Saturday.
> I cannot wait until tommorrow; it shouldn't take
> too long since I don't have much body hair, maybe
> an hour at the most.
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If you knew how to read, you would have seen that the felony DWI was reduced to misdeameanor dwi/refusal. I have never been convicted of a felony or assault, for that matter. I never said I quit drinking...just drinking and driving. I also, do not 'abuse' my girl...you can ask her. Get your facts straight and quit making yourself look like a douchebag!



Virginia Courts Case Information

Arlington County Circuit -Criminal Division
Case Details
Case Number:
Filed:
05/21/200 Commenced by:
Indictment Locality:
COMMONWEALTH OF VA
Defendant:
Sex:
Male Race:
White Caucasian DOB:
0/****
Address:

Charge:
DWI-3RD W/IN 10YRS (LESSER) Code Section:
C.18.2-266 Charge Type:
Felony Class:
6
Offense Date:
03/13/200 Arrest Date:
03/13/200


Hearings

# Date Time Type Room Plea Duration Jury Result
1 05/21/200 9:30AM Grand Jury True Bill
2 05/24/200 9:30AM To Be Set Continued
3 07/30/200 9:30AM Jury Trial Continued
4 09/17/200 9:30AM Plea Sentenced
5 09/12/200 9:30AM Revocation Tried




Final Disposition
Disposition Code:
Guilty Disposition Date:
09/17/200 Concluded By:
Guilty Plea
Amended Charge:
DUI, 2ND W/IN 10 YEARS Amended Code Section:
B.18.2-266 Amended Charge Type:
Misdemeanor

Jail/Penitentiary:
Jail Concurrent/Consecutive:
Consecutive Sentences Life/Death:

Sentence Time:
12 Month(s) Sentence Suspended:
Operator License Suspension Time:
3 Year(s)
Fine Amount:
$4000.00 Costs:
$677.00 Fines/Cost Paid:
Yes
Program Type:
Probation Type:
Probation Time:

Probation Starts:
Court/DMV Surrender:
License not Surrendered Driver Improvement Clinic:

Driving Restrictions:
Restriction Start Date:
Restriction End Date:

VA Alcohol Safety Action:
Restitution Paid:
Restitution Amount:
$0.00
Military:
Traffic Fatality:
No


Appealed Date:



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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2009 07:16PM by Prada Denim.

EJ, find a boyfriend or a new hobby. I saw an ad that would suit you perfectly

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/173861.html

Prada, ijust received word your boss aint too happy about this. 153 posts in 7 days, wow. you must be a fantastic employee.

HAH Wrote:
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> Prada, ijust received word your boss aint too
> happy about this. 153 posts in 7 days, wow. you
> must be a fantastic employee.


I know people at Raytheon. They are slow these days and will be making cutbacks in the not-too-distant future. I'm sure Prada Denim will be among the "lucky few" to be liberated from their desks...and paychecks...in the coming purge.

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