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People who post on this forum are more likely to...
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:49PM

become obese

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:49PM

become ignorant

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:49PM

forget to file their taxes

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:50PM

become deliquent in child support payments

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Posted by: The Big Picture ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:50PM

become dead

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:50PM

live in their parents basement

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:51PM

try to alphabetize m&ms

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Posted by: Dead on balls ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:52PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> live in their parents basement


you got me there.

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:52PM

leave the house in high-heels and come home in flip-flops

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:53PM

sit on an iPhone and turn it into a ipad

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:55PM

deny that the confederacy surrendered to the union

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:55PM

eat hot-pockets for all 3 meals

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:58PM

have Fox News on 24/7 so you can know when there is a "Breaking News Alert"
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/26/2014 04:01PM by Fox News.

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Re: People who post on this forum are more likely to...
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 03:58PM

not buy smart phone because they don't to be a hipster

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Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:01PM

See Meade Skeltons cameltoe.

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:03PM

refuse to yield to bicyclists

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:04PM

believe eesh and stabitha are the same person

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Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:05PM

Keep all gun locked up and unloaded or have guns and no ammo.

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/26/2014 04:05PM by Gunlover.

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:05PM

refuse a promotion because they don't want any added responsibilities

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:06PM

confuse Michael Jordan with Michael Jackson

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Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:07PM

Say that getting mugged is okay.

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:07PM

believe that Bengahzi was the precursor to Ferguson

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:08PM

think that gunlover and Ralph Pootawn are the same individual

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:09PM

carry loose change with them in case they ever need to use a pay-phone

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:10PM

organize their sock drawer on a daily basis

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:10PM

ask their mom to do their laundry since they're afraid they'll do something wrong

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:11PM

have every line of Top Gun memorized but not know their fathers birthday

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:12PM

have a NRA card but no library card

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:13PM

donate money to charity just for the tax write-off

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:14PM

have a wrist watch calculator

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:15PM

binge watch Saved by the Bell while

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Re: People who post on this forum are more likely to...
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:20PM

Think Fox News is eesh and full of shit like usual.

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why

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Re: People who post on this forum are more likely to...
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 04:28PM

have cold feet

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 05:15PM

get pregant

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Posted by: PWND Again ()
Date: November 26, 2014 05:22PM

PWN Gerrymanderer2 on a daily basis.

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 05:26PM

never go on vacation since they are paranoid the government will bug their house

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Posted by: WTF? ()
Date: November 26, 2014 06:02PM

Gunlover Wrote:
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> Keep all gun locked up and unloaded or have guns
> and no ammo.


Pussy said what? Are you a byproduct of FCPS?

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Posted by: keep warm ()
Date: November 26, 2014 06:10PM

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Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: November 26, 2014 06:45PM

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> believe that Bengahzi was the precursor to
> Ferguson

^^^^^^

lol

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Re: People who post on this forum are more likely to...
Posted by: FrankRizzo ()
Date: November 26, 2014 07:15PM

Fox News, get a life. Prag.

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Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 26, 2014 09:20PM

FrankRizzo Wrote:
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> Fox News, get a life. Prag.


People who post on this forum are most likely to get a life!!!

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Posted by: Oxymoron or just Stupid? ()
Date: November 26, 2014 09:39PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> FrankRizzo Wrote:
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> -----
> > Fox News, get a life. Prag.
>
>
> People who post on this forum are most likely to
> get a life!!!

Then why haven't you?

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Posted by: alj ()
Date: November 26, 2014 09:43PM

FrankRizzo Wrote:
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> Fox News, get a life. Prag.


What does prag mean?

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Posted by: HBO slang ()
Date: November 26, 2014 09:59PM

alj Wrote:
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> FrankRizzo Wrote:
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> > Fox News, get a life. Prag.
>
>
> What does prag mean?


Prison bitch

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Posted by: gy ()
Date: November 26, 2014 10:09PM

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> Prison bitch

Is a prison bitch the homosexual partner of an incarcerated felon?

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Re: People who post on this forum are more likely to...
Posted by: lalaloop ()
Date: November 26, 2014 11:17PM

slip a girl roofies, cry when they stub their toe, have erectile dysfunction, have an extreme obsession with porn, hit a woman

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Re: People who post on this forum are more likely to...
Posted by: Obama's Face wart ()
Date: November 27, 2014 03:12AM

Chronic fapping (in Gerry's case--fapping to Obama pics)

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Re: People who post on this forum are more likely to...
Posted by: dunkin ()
Date: November 27, 2014 10:45AM

Work in the fast food industry.

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Re: People who post on this forum are more likely to...
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: November 27, 2014 07:54PM

eat Thanksgiving alone by themselves

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