Off-Topic :
Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I have a question. Why are there four, wait, let me count them, yes, four threads, with the title, "yoda"?
I was once a quasi member of a now defunct message board; the owner kicked me out because, actually, I don't know why, but I remember some posters becoming upset when other posters would post "spam".
Funnily, I initially thought they were referring to that food substance in a can, a substance I have never tried and never will.
While I was fantasizing about the earthlings I'd enjoy probing in my UFO, the yoda count increased to five. The newest is a yoda sex life thread that somehow involves chairlifts.
I certainly won't click on that. Neither would Benny Hill. We have standards.
bob99 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> While I was fantasizing about the earthlings I'd
> enjoy probing in my UFO, the yoda count increased
> to five. The newest is a yoda sex life thread
> that somehow involves chairlifts.
>
> I certainly won't click on that. Neither would
> Benny Hill. We have standards.
I'd be honored, but I don't do jokes about bodily functions; bodily functions aren't funny.
Case in point:
As I was thinking about UFOs and space travel, I was wondering, what do Martians do with their waste material?
Do they release it into outer space? And then, what happens to it? Is it just out there, orbiting Earth? Poop and other Martian excrement just out there in space?
bob99 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> comedy parnters llc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > bob99 will you be my new comedy partner
>
>
> I'd be honored, but I don't do jokes about bodily
> functions; bodily functions aren't funny.
>
> Case in point:
>
> As I was thinking about UFOs and space travel, I
> was wondering, what do Martians do with their
> waste material?
>
> Do they release it into outer space? And then,
> what happens to it? Is it just out there, orbiting
> Earth? Poop and other Martian excrement just out
> there in space?
>
> That IS disgusting.
bob99 your the comedy parnter i been waiting for all my lievs