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If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Lost 2.0
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Date: November 15, 2014 11:27PM
Who would survive, would get eaten? Would there be factions, cliques?
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: November 15, 2014 11:38PM
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Prozactly
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Date: November 16, 2014 12:57AM
Impossible. We'd have to leave mom's basement to get stranded.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Gerry's sister's ass is bleeding
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Date: November 16, 2014 01:33AM
Gerry would be the first killed but not eaten since he has AIDS.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
since almost everyone is racist
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Date: November 16, 2014 02:17AM
Since about all on here are racist, white, proud, and male it would be like a gay cum fiesta on that island and they're rename it rainbow world
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
dead libs
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Date: November 16, 2014 06:54AM
All the weak, lazy, defenseless libs would die immediately. The rest would live happily ever after.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: November 16, 2014 08:39AM
Gerry's sister's ass is bleeding Wrote:
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> Gerry would be the first killed but not eaten
> since he has AIDS.
That makes sense.
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> Gerry would be the first killed but not eaten
> since he has AIDS.
That makes sense.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Step up the comedy
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Date: November 16, 2014 09:34AM
since almost everyone is racist Wrote:
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> Since about all on here are racist, white, proud,
> and male it would be like a gay cum fiesta on that
> island and they're rename it rainbow world
That was weak. Please practice before you try here again.
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> Since about all on here are racist, white, proud,
> and male it would be like a gay cum fiesta on that
> island and they're rename it rainbow world
That was weak. Please practice before you try here again.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Step up the grammar too
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Date: November 16, 2014 09:37AM
Not only was it weak and unfunny, it made absolutely no sense lol
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
BelowMe.
()
Date: November 16, 2014 09:37AM
We would want to reboot America in Safe Mode - with gun control, universal health care coverage, and without the weak, feeble-minded, inbred, racist confederate Tea Bagger trailer park scum polluting our gene pool.
In the first second, I would just walk up and blast the un-American confederates like Yucky24, WingNut, GunLover, Libs Hate America, etc. right in their fuck-ugly faces. No warning. No conversation.
Just Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam. Then I'd put another 30 round mag pull clip in my full auto .308 AR with the EOTech Zombie Apocalypse sight, and do it all over again until all the Tea Baggers were gone.
Put their heads on spikes as a warning to all enemies foreign and domestic.
Use their dried, stretched, and sewn skins as a big tapestry and their gallons of blood as paint to make a great big beautiful SOS sign you could see from outer space.
Use all that excessive fat from their obese bovine carcasses to make candles.
Use their ripe guts as fertilizer to start a fruit and vegetable garden.
Use the rest of their worthless carcasses as fish bait.
All guns and ammo, including my extensive arsenal, would then go into an armory under a lock and key placed in the hands of a wise and trusted Armorer - in the highly unlikely event that we need to activate the island militia to fight off some evil foreign invader like the headhunters from Hanna-Barbera's Danger Island with Jan Michael Vincent. Gun control. Well armed militia.
I'd immediately start a smoke house grill and distillery restaurant called Sporting Woodies. I would smoke/grill fish and vegetables so they were salty and yummy, and distill and sell various forms of drinkable and medicinal booze, etc.
All the hot chicks would be there because every night at Sporting Woodies would be ladies night and the women would drink for free - so all the guys would want the chicks and would pay for the chicks fully priced salty smoked food plus their own fully priced salty smoked food and booze, so I would rake it in.
I'd also start a wind and solar farm called Earth Energy Transglomerate - providing safe, affordable, and renewable green energy to power every hut on the island.
A significant amount of all my profits from Sporting Woodies/Earth Energy Transglomerate would go towards taxes to provide everyone with universal healthcare and all the kids a free public education right through grad school.
Life would be SW/EET.
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In the first second, I would just walk up and blast the un-American confederates like Yucky24, WingNut, GunLover, Libs Hate America, etc. right in their fuck-ugly faces. No warning. No conversation.
Just Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam. Then I'd put another 30 round mag pull clip in my full auto .308 AR with the EOTech Zombie Apocalypse sight, and do it all over again until all the Tea Baggers were gone.
Put their heads on spikes as a warning to all enemies foreign and domestic.
Use their dried, stretched, and sewn skins as a big tapestry and their gallons of blood as paint to make a great big beautiful SOS sign you could see from outer space.
Use all that excessive fat from their obese bovine carcasses to make candles.
Use their ripe guts as fertilizer to start a fruit and vegetable garden.
Use the rest of their worthless carcasses as fish bait.
All guns and ammo, including my extensive arsenal, would then go into an armory under a lock and key placed in the hands of a wise and trusted Armorer - in the highly unlikely event that we need to activate the island militia to fight off some evil foreign invader like the headhunters from Hanna-Barbera's Danger Island with Jan Michael Vincent. Gun control. Well armed militia.
I'd immediately start a smoke house grill and distillery restaurant called Sporting Woodies. I would smoke/grill fish and vegetables so they were salty and yummy, and distill and sell various forms of drinkable and medicinal booze, etc.
All the hot chicks would be there because every night at Sporting Woodies would be ladies night and the women would drink for free - so all the guys would want the chicks and would pay for the chicks fully priced salty smoked food plus their own fully priced salty smoked food and booze, so I would rake it in.
I'd also start a wind and solar farm called Earth Energy Transglomerate - providing safe, affordable, and renewable green energy to power every hut on the island.
A significant amount of all my profits from Sporting Woodies/Earth Energy Transglomerate would go towards taxes to provide everyone with universal healthcare and all the kids a free public education right through grad school.
Life would be SW/EET.
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Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 16, 2014 12:24PM
I'll need a female chimpanzee so I can create a tribe of humanzee children.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Not included
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Date: November 16, 2014 12:45PM
You're not invited
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 16, 2014 12:48PM
Not included Wrote:
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> You're not invited
It's not an invitation. We're stranded on this island together, and I'm eating you first.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> You're not invited
It's not an invitation. We're stranded on this island together, and I'm eating you first.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Not included
()
Date: November 16, 2014 12:49PM
I haven't bathed in years
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
what????
()
Date: November 16, 2014 01:06PM
Step up the grammar too Wrote:
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> Not only was it weak and unfunny, it made
> absolutely no sense lol
step up the grammar where? only one word was wrong and you didn't comprende? Did your mom drop you on your head as a kid?
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> Not only was it weak and unfunny, it made
> absolutely no sense lol
step up the grammar where? only one word was wrong and you didn't comprende? Did your mom drop you on your head as a kid?
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Step up the grammar too
()
Date: November 16, 2014 01:11PM
Did you mean comprehend?
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Step up the grammar too
()
Date: November 16, 2014 01:14PM
since almost everyone is racist Wrote:
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> Since about all on here are racist, white, proud,
> and male it would be like a gay cum fiesta on that
> island and they're rename it rainbow world
and there rename it rainbow world
and their rename it rainbow world
You're right. It wasn't a grammar mistake. It was an absolute butcher of the english language.
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> Since about all on here are racist, white, proud,
> and male it would be like a gay cum fiesta on that
> island and they're rename it rainbow world
and there rename it rainbow world
and their rename it rainbow world
You're right. It wasn't a grammar mistake. It was an absolute butcher of the english language.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Step up the proof reading
()
Date: November 16, 2014 01:16PM
They'd. It's very hard to mix those two up.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
XJc64
()
Date: November 16, 2014 01:16PM
BelowMe. Wrote:
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> We would want to reboot America in Safe Mode -
> with gun control, universal health care coverage,
> and without the weak, feeble-minded, inbred,
> racist confederate Tea Bagger trailer park scum
> polluting our gene pool.
>
> In the first second, I would just walk up and
> blast the un-American confederates like Yucky24,
> WingNut, GunLover, Libs Hate America, etc. right
> in their fuck-ugly faces. No warning. No
> conversation.
>
> Just Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam,
> Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam,
> Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam,
> Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam. Then I'd
> put another 30 round mag pull clip in my full auto
> .308 AR with the EOTech Zombie Apocalypse sight,
> and do it all over again until all the Tea Baggers
> were gone.
>
> Put their heads on spikes as a warning to all
> enemies foreign and domestic.
> Use their dried, stretched, and sewn skins as a
> big tapestry and their gallons of blood as paint
> to make a great big beautiful SOS sign you could
> see from outer space.
> Use all that excessive fat from their obese bovine
> carcasses to make candles.
> Use their ripe guts as fertilizer to start a fruit
> and vegetable garden.
> Use the rest of their worthless carcasses as fish
> bait.
>
> All guns and ammo, including my extensive arsenal,
> would then go into an armory under a lock and key
> placed in the hands of a wise and trusted Armorer
> - in the highly unlikely event that we need to
> activate the island militia to fight off some evil
> foreign invader like the headhunters from
> Hanna-Barbera's Danger Island with Jan Michael
> Vincent. Gun control. Well armed militia.
>
> I'd immediately start a smoke house grill and
> distillery restaurant called Sporting Woodies. I
> would smoke/grill fish and vegetables so they were
> salty and yummy, and distill and sell various
> forms of drinkable and medicinal booze, etc.
>
> All the hot chicks would be there because every
> night at Sporting Woodies would be ladies night
> and the women would drink for free - so all the
> guys would want the chicks and would pay for the
> chicks fully priced salty smoked food plus their
> own fully priced salty smoked food and booze, so I
> would rake it in.
>
> I'd also start a wind and solar farm called Earth
> Energy Transglomerate - providing safe,
> affordable, and renewable green energy to power
> every hut on the island.
>
> A significant amount of all my profits from
> Sporting Woodies/Earth Energy Transglomerate would
> go towards taxes to provide everyone with
> universal healthcare and all the kids a free
> public education right through grad school.
>
> Life would be SW/EET.
How much time did you spend on that stupid rant?
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> We would want to reboot America in Safe Mode -
> with gun control, universal health care coverage,
> and without the weak, feeble-minded, inbred,
> racist confederate Tea Bagger trailer park scum
> polluting our gene pool.
>
> In the first second, I would just walk up and
> blast the un-American confederates like Yucky24,
> WingNut, GunLover, Libs Hate America, etc. right
> in their fuck-ugly faces. No warning. No
> conversation.
>
> Just Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam,
> Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam,
> Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam,
> Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam, Blam. Then I'd
> put another 30 round mag pull clip in my full auto
> .308 AR with the EOTech Zombie Apocalypse sight,
> and do it all over again until all the Tea Baggers
> were gone.
>
> Put their heads on spikes as a warning to all
> enemies foreign and domestic.
> Use their dried, stretched, and sewn skins as a
> big tapestry and their gallons of blood as paint
> to make a great big beautiful SOS sign you could
> see from outer space.
> Use all that excessive fat from their obese bovine
> carcasses to make candles.
> Use their ripe guts as fertilizer to start a fruit
> and vegetable garden.
> Use the rest of their worthless carcasses as fish
> bait.
>
> All guns and ammo, including my extensive arsenal,
> would then go into an armory under a lock and key
> placed in the hands of a wise and trusted Armorer
> - in the highly unlikely event that we need to
> activate the island militia to fight off some evil
> foreign invader like the headhunters from
> Hanna-Barbera's Danger Island with Jan Michael
> Vincent. Gun control. Well armed militia.
>
> I'd immediately start a smoke house grill and
> distillery restaurant called Sporting Woodies. I
> would smoke/grill fish and vegetables so they were
> salty and yummy, and distill and sell various
> forms of drinkable and medicinal booze, etc.
>
> All the hot chicks would be there because every
> night at Sporting Woodies would be ladies night
> and the women would drink for free - so all the
> guys would want the chicks and would pay for the
> chicks fully priced salty smoked food plus their
> own fully priced salty smoked food and booze, so I
> would rake it in.
>
> I'd also start a wind and solar farm called Earth
> Energy Transglomerate - providing safe,
> affordable, and renewable green energy to power
> every hut on the island.
>
> A significant amount of all my profits from
> Sporting Woodies/Earth Energy Transglomerate would
> go towards taxes to provide everyone with
> universal healthcare and all the kids a free
> public education right through grad school.
>
> Life would be SW/EET.
How much time did you spend on that stupid rant?
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: November 16, 2014 01:18PM
Just be sure to have a stash of Metamucil and a stall far away from the rest.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Gunlover
()
Date: November 16, 2014 01:18PM
Methinks somebody don't like me for some unknown reason.
Never Run Out of Ammo
Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People
Them or You
The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why
Never Run Out of Ammo
Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People
Them or You
The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
It's because
()
Date: November 16, 2014 01:20PM
Because you have your own opinions on your own life and liberties
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
lol what???
()
Date: November 16, 2014 09:33PM
Step up the grammar too Wrote:
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> since almost everyone is racist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since about all on here are racist, white,
> proud,
> > and male it would be like a gay cum fiesta on
> that
> > island and they're rename it rainbow world
>
> and there rename it rainbow world
> and their rename it rainbow world
>
> You're right. It wasn't a grammar mistake. It was
> an absolute butcher of the english language.
Are you stupid? "island and they'd rename it rainbow world" is correct. Where the fuck are you getting their and there from? Can't you correct a simple mistake? If you're going to be so ANAL with grammar then you should think with your little head and come up with the correct answer! Dumbass
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> since almost everyone is racist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since about all on here are racist, white,
> proud,
> > and male it would be like a gay cum fiesta on
> that
> > island and they're rename it rainbow world
>
> and there rename it rainbow world
> and their rename it rainbow world
>
> You're right. It wasn't a grammar mistake. It was
> an absolute butcher of the english language.
Are you stupid? "island and they'd rename it rainbow world" is correct. Where the fuck are you getting their and there from? Can't you correct a simple mistake? If you're going to be so ANAL with grammar then you should think with your little head and come up with the correct answer! Dumbass
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Do you know
()
Date: November 16, 2014 09:35PM
Step up the grammar too Wrote:
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> Did you mean comprehend?
any other language than english? If you can't understand any Latin you don't know any French, Spanish, or Italian
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> Did you mean comprehend?
any other language than english? If you can't understand any Latin you don't know any French, Spanish, or Italian
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
Calm yourself
()
Date: November 16, 2014 09:36PM
Step up the proof reading Wrote:
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> They'd. It's very hard to mix those two up.
I'm guessing you missed this.
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> They'd. It's very hard to mix those two up.
I'm guessing you missed this.
Re: If all of FFXU's members were stranded on an island...
Posted by:
BelowMe.
()
Date: November 16, 2014 09:36PM
Gunlover Wrote:
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> Methinks somebody don't like me for some unknown
> reason.
You're off the island dude. Shot in the face. No more comments from you allowed. Go to another thread.
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> Methinks somebody don't like me for some unknown
> reason.
You're off the island dude. Shot in the face. No more comments from you allowed. Go to another thread.