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For I am God
Posted by:
Eli the Conquerer
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Date: October 31, 2014 11:33AM
and I am victorious
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Re: For I am God
Posted by:
what the deaf man heard
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Date: October 31, 2014 11:37AM
...perhaps this mythical beast does exist after all...
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
the war's end
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Date: October 31, 2014 11:50AM
His sudden absence, just before hitting that golden 50,000th post might have seemed some strange species of victory--a stratagem--but in the end it was only an attempt to save face; for the truth can now be revealed: in the greatest war of the internet five star generals, Eli stands victorious over eesh.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
Bluff Called
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Date: October 31, 2014 01:28PM
There's a reason eesh stopped at 49,999 posts. To keep you talking about him, although probably 65% of the posts are eesh himself. If we would ignore it, he would fade away. Or come back. Whichever. But the more you talk about him the happier he is. Ignore him.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
it shall be done
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Date: October 31, 2014 01:37PM
Bluff Called Wrote:
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> There's a reason eesh stopped at 49,999 posts. To
> keep you talking about him, although probably 65%
> of the posts are eesh himself. If we would ignore
> it, he would fade away. Or come back. Whichever.
> But the more you talk about him the happier he is.
> Ignore him.
You are correct. Voodooslut, Eli the Conquerer, Maxwell Murder, Osamu Dazai, Uncle Crandlestick, Harry Tuttle, Alias, Misshapen Head, Rockhound, Postpoppunk, Mr. Follow-Follow, and The Pumpkin Picasso all agree.
Refer to "The Notes from Underground" thread for the definitive, final word on this now nameless twisted thing of which we speak.
Thank you for adding your comment, as it was needed to clarify.
Yes...
It is done.
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> There's a reason eesh stopped at 49,999 posts. To
> keep you talking about him, although probably 65%
> of the posts are eesh himself. If we would ignore
> it, he would fade away. Or come back. Whichever.
> But the more you talk about him the happier he is.
> Ignore him.
You are correct. Voodooslut, Eli the Conquerer, Maxwell Murder, Osamu Dazai, Uncle Crandlestick, Harry Tuttle, Alias, Misshapen Head, Rockhound, Postpoppunk, Mr. Follow-Follow, and The Pumpkin Picasso all agree.
Refer to "The Notes from Underground" thread for the definitive, final word on this now nameless twisted thing of which we speak.
Thank you for adding your comment, as it was needed to clarify.
Yes...
It is done.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
shesh
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Date: October 31, 2014 01:50PM
He'll be back under the eesh name in a few days. He's the female version of Megan Toohey, he needs negative attention to live, which is why he keeps bringing up his name so he won't be forgotten here as he has in real life.
When eesh graduated from high school, no one clapped or cheered for him. No one signed his year books throughout all of his years of school and no one who attended school would even remember his name and those who did would remember him as the weird, socially awkward guy that everyone ignored, picked on or avoided.
When eesh graduated from high school, no one clapped or cheered for him. No one signed his year books throughout all of his years of school and no one who attended school would even remember his name and those who did would remember him as the weird, socially awkward guy that everyone ignored, picked on or avoided.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
this thing...
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Date: October 31, 2014 01:57PM
shesh Wrote:
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> He'll be back under the eesh name in a few days.
> He's the female version of Megan Toohey, he needs
> negative attention to live, which is why he keeps
> bringing up his name so he won't be forgotten here
> as he has in real life.
>
> When eesh graduated from high school, no one
> clapped or cheered for him. No one signed his year
> books throughout all of his years of school and no
> one who attended school would even remember his
> name and those who did would remember him as the
> weird, socially awkward guy that everyone ignored,
> picked on or avoided.
Yes, you may be right. The creature you refer to may return. But his empire has officially been reduced to dirt. A crumbling house of decay. His prize is a tarnished bowling trophy retrieved by doctors from a perverted masochist's rectum. He is the only little boy left in the amusement park. No one left to play with him. And the sick thing is......he's the kind of little boy (an only child) who won't even mind the sadness of that fact.
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> He'll be back under the eesh name in a few days.
> He's the female version of Megan Toohey, he needs
> negative attention to live, which is why he keeps
> bringing up his name so he won't be forgotten here
> as he has in real life.
>
> When eesh graduated from high school, no one
> clapped or cheered for him. No one signed his year
> books throughout all of his years of school and no
> one who attended school would even remember his
> name and those who did would remember him as the
> weird, socially awkward guy that everyone ignored,
> picked on or avoided.
Yes, you may be right. The creature you refer to may return. But his empire has officially been reduced to dirt. A crumbling house of decay. His prize is a tarnished bowling trophy retrieved by doctors from a perverted masochist's rectum. He is the only little boy left in the amusement park. No one left to play with him. And the sick thing is......he's the kind of little boy (an only child) who won't even mind the sadness of that fact.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
only child
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Date: October 31, 2014 01:59PM
It's an only child? Well that explains a lot, it's used to a lonely life of lonesome.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
shesh
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Date: October 31, 2014 02:22PM
eesh also has a cell phone that doesn't ring, no text messages to be received, no invites to parties, outings or out to lunch. He goes to sleep alone and miserable, wakes up alone and miserable, eats alone and miserable, shops alone and miserable.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
Jackson Lears
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Date: October 31, 2014 02:35PM
the war's end Wrote:
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> His sudden absence, just before hitting that
> golden 50,000th post might have seemed some
> strange species of victory--a stratagem--but in
> the end it was only an attempt to save face; for
> the truth can now be revealed: in the greatest war
> of the internet five star generals, Eli stands
> victorious over eesh.
Eli has beaten eesh every single time the two have clashed.
Every. Single. Time.
Their conflict is not remotely comparable to a war between two great generals.
It has been Wile E. Coyote/eesh racing off a cliff-edge, running into a stone wall, squashed by a steamroller, or blown to pieces by self-ignited dynamite, over and over and over again.
While the Road Runner/Eli scampers unscathed and unflustered into the sunset.
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> His sudden absence, just before hitting that
> golden 50,000th post might have seemed some
> strange species of victory--a stratagem--but in
> the end it was only an attempt to save face; for
> the truth can now be revealed: in the greatest war
> of the internet five star generals, Eli stands
> victorious over eesh.
Eli has beaten eesh every single time the two have clashed.
Every. Single. Time.
Their conflict is not remotely comparable to a war between two great generals.
It has been Wile E. Coyote/eesh racing off a cliff-edge, running into a stone wall, squashed by a steamroller, or blown to pieces by self-ignited dynamite, over and over and over again.
While the Road Runner/Eli scampers unscathed and unflustered into the sunset.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
janitor of places
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Date: October 31, 2014 03:02PM
Eli is MrMephisto.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
mark j
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Date: October 31, 2014 05:27PM
oops..sorry..thought this thread was about King Obola
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
This checks out
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Date: June 25, 2020 04:34AM
shesh Wrote:
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> He'll be back under the eesh name in a few days.
> He's the female version of Megan Toohey, he needs
> negative attention to live, which is why he keeps
> bringing up his name so he won't be forgotten here
> as he has in real life.
>
> When eesh graduated from high school, no one
> clapped or cheered for him. No one signed his year
> books throughout all of his years of school and no
> one who attended school would even remember his
> name and those who did would remember him as the
> weird, socially awkward guy that everyone ignored,
> picked on or avoided.
-------------------------------------------------------
> He'll be back under the eesh name in a few days.
> He's the female version of Megan Toohey, he needs
> negative attention to live, which is why he keeps
> bringing up his name so he won't be forgotten here
> as he has in real life.
>
> When eesh graduated from high school, no one
> clapped or cheered for him. No one signed his year
> books throughout all of his years of school and no
> one who attended school would even remember his
> name and those who did would remember him as the
> weird, socially awkward guy that everyone ignored,
> picked on or avoided.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
Keep trying Miz
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Date: June 25, 2020 08:53AM
William Moreno keeps projecting his own failings and shortcomings onto others. It's ironic how William mentions Megan and eesh together. William courted Megan in an attempt to win her support. He coerced her into making several road trips to Richmond at her own expense, then when her case failed he tossed her aside like a used tampon. William then used Megan's nudes without her permission.
Re: For I am God
Posted by:
just fuck off Miz
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Date: June 25, 2020 08:56AM
William Moreno Arrest Record
William Robert Moreno
Moreno, William Robert
aliases: Frank Krow, Frank_Krow, Mr. Misery, Miz, jimmylegs, Voodooslut
known associates: Christopher James Tator, Chris Tator, Tator Tots
https://wtvr.com/2015/07/25/richmond-man-at-the-center-of-a-reign-of-terror-cyber-bulling-lawsuit/
William Moreno aka Mr. Misery aka Miz aka Frank Krow is a pedophile. There weren't just one or two posts, but enough to establish a clear and solid pattern. William Moreno also lived with a twice-convicted child molester named Christopher J, Tator, who he helped to evade the sex offender registry requirements. Chris Tator is now back in federal prison.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/626553.html#msg-626553
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William Robert Moreno
Moreno, William Robert
aliases: Frank Krow, Frank_Krow, Mr. Misery, Miz, jimmylegs, Voodooslut
known associates: Christopher James Tator, Chris Tator, Tator Tots
https://wtvr.com/2015/07/25/richmond-man-at-the-center-of-a-reign-of-terror-cyber-bulling-lawsuit/
William Moreno aka Mr. Misery aka Miz aka Frank Krow is a pedophile. There weren't just one or two posts, but enough to establish a clear and solid pattern. William Moreno also lived with a twice-convicted child molester named Christopher J, Tator, who he helped to evade the sex offender registry requirements. Chris Tator is now back in federal prison.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/621429.html#msg-621429Quote
William Robert Moreno
some children are very fuckable, let's face it
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/656161/656214.html#msg-656214Quote
William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby in its tight little asshole. And he loved every minute of it.
allegedly.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636834.html#msg-636834Quote
William Robert Moreno
I'm about to fuck a baby in his soft spot.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636852.html#msg-636852Quote
William Robert Moreno
what, you don't wanna help me fuck this baby? we could do double penetration on this toddler bitch. one in each hole. lookit this little slut. she's just beggin' for it. watta fuckin whore.
suck mah dick bee-yotch.....
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636766.html#msg-636766Quote
William Robert Moreno
one time, I was fucking this baby up the ass, it was crying so I started shaking it. It stopped crying, I came inside it, put it back in its crib, then climbed out the window. I wonder what ever happened to that baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636769.html#msg-636769Quote
William Robert Moreno
I ate out a toddler's asshole tonight.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/632214.html#msg-632214Quote
William Robert Moreno
hamtaro, wanna help me fuck this baby?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/625583.html#msg-625583Quote
William Robert Moreno
I raped a baby
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/632140/633879.html#msg-633879Quote
William Robert Moreno
just got done fucking this baby......man was he sweet. I gave him a reach-around in his sweet little soft spot. It was soooooooooooooooo hot.
we watched Zooballee Zoo after I finished.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/625479.html#msg-625479Quote
William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby...it was consensual
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/626553.html#msg-626553
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/506690/506705.html#msg-506705Quote
William Robert Moreno
I wish I could have a baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/648453.html#msg-648453Quote
William Robert Moreno
by the way, I just got done getting a blowjob from a 3 month-old, so I'm all tuckered out........see you guise tomaorrow.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/637654/637753.html#msg-637753Quote
William Robert Moreno
I don't care if they are underage, I'll still fuck 'em. I'll rape all their highschool boy asses, one by one. I'll cum in each and every one of their gay boy asses, then we'll see who's gay. ... I'll tell ya that much, muchacho!!! I'LL BUTTFUCK EVERY ONE OF YA! 15, 16, 17, DOESN'T MATTER! I'LL ASS-RAPE YOU! I'M A FUCKING MAD MAN! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES! ASK ANYONE ROUND HERE!
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777618.html#msg-777618Quote
William Robert Moreno
like, can you get in trouble in any way for just buying a copy of Tiger Beat? If you were a grown man let's say, and you were slightly overweight and had a beard and large glasses and you look a little funny, and you just went into a Walgreens and bought nothing but a copy of Tiger Beat....and maybe also a box of condoms. Could you get arrested based solely on your purchase? Is that probable cause or something? Or if you bought a Kidz Bop CD. Anything like that. If a grown man bought something of that sort, and he looked a little ugly and odd maybe, could he hypothetically get arrested for that?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777624.html#msg-777624Quote
William Robert Moreno
is it illegal for a grown man to attempt to have a serious conversation with a kindergarten child about politics or religion, if they are not related and just happen to be sitting next to each other on a park bench or something? Is it really illegal?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777625.html#msg-777625Quote
William Robert Moreno
can a grown man and a little girl, unrelated and strangers to each other, have dinner together at a fancy restaurant? Legally? Let's say they meet outside the gym or something and decide to have dinner together, and that's it. That is the extent of the interaction. Is it illegal?
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Re: For I am God
Posted by:
welcome back to the pedo
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Date: June 25, 2020 08:57AM