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ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: the ghost of misery ()
Date: October 22, 2014 02:30PM

Read your PM's. Make an exception to your policy.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 22, 2014 04:38PM

No.

I'm not interested in a partnership, alliance, or superhero team-up.

If you've got a viable and realistic plan to deal with eesh, bona fortuna, Godspeed, and good luck to you, but leave me out of it.
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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: coward. ()
Date: October 22, 2014 04:56PM

coward

you and Harry Tuttle ought to go steady

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: well... ()
Date: October 22, 2014 05:00PM

...the same as my former friend, I know your real name and how to locate you. You'll be called on at some point, at the appropriate time, as a character witness.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: come to think of it... ()
Date: October 22, 2014 05:04PM

...your name was already passed along to LE awhile ago. When we go to trial, don't be surprised if you get called up, big boy. It's not a voluntary process at that point.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Hebey Hebeman ()
Date: October 22, 2014 05:46PM

Chuck Hoffman has Pre Menstrual Syndrome?

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Alexander Smith ()
Date: October 22, 2014 05:48PM

come to think of it... Wrote:
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> ...your name was already passed along to LE awhile
> ago. When we go to trial, don't be surprised if
> you get called up, big boy. It's not a voluntary
> process at that point.


You are so weird.


Why would you think some random guy on this board would EVER go along with some plan which you concocted to take "eesh" to court?


If you think that this message board has any significance in the real world besides sharing information in the community, then well there is no hope for you in life.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: total queer ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:25PM

coward. Wrote:
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> coward
>
> you and Harry Tuttle ought to go steady


Harry tuttle was a fag who took it in the ass

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:46PM

come to think of it... Wrote:
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> ...your name was already passed along to LE awhile
> ago. When we go to trial, don't be surprised if
> you get called up, big boy. It's not a voluntary
> process at that point.

I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for a subpoena, because I will turn blue and fucking die long before I actually see one.

The problem is, this the cop you think is handling the whole eesh situation:
file.php?40,file=161190,filename=dragnet

My experience in trying to get the cops to address the eesh situation, however, has convinced me they're more like:
file.php?40,file=161191,filename=Keyston

Time spent trying to get the cops interested in eesh is time spent poorly. They're going to wait until he does something really awful and tragic before they lift one fucking finger.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Misery is a tool ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:48PM

lol, Chuck just told you to go kick rocks. Now you're threatening your boy HT. You're also threatening chuck that you'll drag him to court against his will.

You're a fat little fool having a temper tantrum.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: eesh spree ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:50PM

When Eesh snaps, hopefully he doesn't come up to NOVA.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: anonymous coward 1 ()
Date: October 22, 2014 07:01PM

I'd mock chuck but I got a feeling he's a lot more people than people think he is. so im not going to say shit

hurray chuck

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Perspectiva ()
Date: October 22, 2014 07:35PM

coward. Wrote:
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> coward


Don't forget, Chuck has very legitimate concerns about Michael Basl stalking not just himself, but also his daughter.

If you were the recipient of photos of Basl's guns like the ones Basl sent to Chuck - photos that no normal person would have sent - you too might be reluctant to engage in any behavior that might tend to provoke him.

file.php?40,file=155474,filename=Michael

Someday this will be a "before" picture.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: REJECTEDDDDDDD ()
Date: October 22, 2014 11:18PM

This is pretty embarrassing for misery. Shot down in public by Chuck, rejecteddddd for the 9273727th time in life

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Who is chuck ()
Date: October 22, 2014 11:22PM

anonymous coward 1 Wrote:
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> I'd mock chuck but I got a feeling he's a lot more
> people than people think he is. so im not going to
> say shit
>
> hurray chuck


You think chuck is a lot more people?

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Faled son ()
Date: October 23, 2014 12:26AM

REJECTEDDDDDDD Wrote:
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> This is pretty embarrassing for misery. Shot down
> in public by Chuck, rejecteddddd for the 9273727th
> time in life


This one was really bad. I'd say it's right up there with the Aubry/Jen Money rejections.

Let's see if he tell chuck that he's going to commit suicide if he doesn't check his PM's.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: been there. ()
Date: October 23, 2014 01:50AM

Perspectiva Wrote:
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> coward. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > coward
>
>
> Don't forget, Chuck has very legitimate concerns
> about Michael Basl stalking not just himself, but
> also his daughter.
>
> If you were the recipient of photos of Basl's guns
> like the ones Basl sent to Chuck - photos that no
> normal person would have sent - you too might be
> reluctant to engage in any behavior that might
> tend to provoke him.
>


You're right. I wasn't the recipient of photos of guns. I had about five or six real guns pointed at my head, as a result of Basl's manipulation of local law enforcement.

If I thought HT could provide any useful information, he'd have been called on months ago like it or not. He doesn't know anything. Chuck is different in that he received a death threat. It doesn't matter. The police are already aware of this.


Chuck, you have no idea how interested the police are in this man. They REALLY don't take kindly to getting jerked around by some internet tough guy.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Jesusa ()
Date: October 23, 2014 08:31AM

....and like an idiot, you couldn't keep your mouth shut about it and have to spam the board about this shit that nobody cares about. You brought this on yourself by being a potential child molester, reject from society, whinny suicidal attention whore and disgusting troll. No one gives a flying fuck about you or your family. They should send you to a mental hospital and forget about you forever. You should know by now that half a year later, the police have nothing and will never be able to do anything for you. They're only jerking you around at this point, telling you they're getting closer so that you don't go off the deep end. Face the facts, eesh got away with it. He wins and you lose unless you take this offline like he's done so many times before.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Killer crackheads ()
Date: October 23, 2014 08:35AM

You could always find a drug addict (crack or heroin) to do your dirty work and get rid of your little eesh problem for as little as $50

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Thank you ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:40AM

Jesusa Wrote:
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> ....and like an idiot, you couldn't keep your
> mouth shut about it and have to spam the board
> about this shit that nobody cares about. You
> brought this on yourself by being a potential
> child molester, reject from society, whinny
> suicidal attention whore and disgusting troll. No
> one gives a flying fuck about you or your family.
> They should send you to a mental hospital and
> forget about you forever. You should know by now
> that half a year later, the police have nothing
> and will never be able to do anything for you.
> They're only jerking you around at this point,
> telling you they're getting closer so that you
> don't go off the deep end. Face the facts, eesh
> got away with it.
He wins and you lose unless you
> take this offline like he's done so many times
> before.


Misery, you're starting to sound a lot like lizzie did about 18 months ago when she was going on and on and on and on about how all these people would be going to jail. Don't want to revisit that whole train wreck but I'm just saying.

If the police were actually on to anything the first thing they would do would be to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP about this online. Let them do their investigation. The fact that you've been talking about how people are going to get subpoenaed against their will and eesh will go to jail for 1,000,00,000 years shows that nothing's going to happen.

And don't get mad at chuck or harry for not wanting to get involved with your idiocy either. The fact that your friend, HT, wants nothing to do with this should tell you all you need to know about how stupid you look.

I guarantee to you nothing will happen over this. If it was going to, something would have already. Plus LE would tell you to stop posting about it here and let them do their job...which they already did. They have moved on. So should you.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: You thank ()
Date: October 23, 2014 10:08AM

And you should do exactly as lizzie did realize that the police don't care so take it offline like the other poster's did and never post about it.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Elliot Rodger ()
Date: October 23, 2014 10:16AM

Why don't you just go to his house and fuck him up? Afraid he'll shoot you? What do you have to lose? You're suicidal anyway, and if he does kill you, he'll still spend some time behind bars so it's a win win for everyone. You will go down in history as a beloved hero.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Amazed here ()
Date: October 23, 2014 10:31AM

Oh nice, you slander the one who tried to help you and pander to those who shut you down. Simply, amazing.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Ignore it ()
Date: October 23, 2014 10:51AM

The best approach is to ignore it

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: yeah but ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:55AM

Ignore it Wrote:
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> The best approach is to ignore it


This fat turd keeps spamming us crying cause he got slapped around a bit by a couple SWAT guys.

Get over it miss. You deserved it.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Big Black Dick ()
Date: October 23, 2014 12:40PM

I heard Mr. Misery's sister has a really nice, fat, ghetto booty.

Anybody have any pictures to prove it?

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: She's damaged goods ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:49PM

I fucked her up her fat butt.

After the swatting she got so drunk she sucked my dick 5 times.
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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Pressed Cuban Sandwich ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:55PM

I remember Alias very well. She was such a lonely person back in the day. Now, she is well on her way to being a member of high society.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: so sad ()
Date: October 24, 2014 05:49AM

how embrssing for msirey that he keeps shinning the spotlite on eeshs victorys against him and he thinks hes makeing progress hang it up dude yo look like a imbecile

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Victorious! ()
Date: October 24, 2014 06:39AM

so sad Wrote:
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> how embrssing for msirey that he keeps shinning
> the spotlite on eeshs victorys against him and he
> thinks hes makeing progress hang it up dude yo
> look like a imbecile


So eesh's victory was achieved by committing a felony? Interesting.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: not exactly ()
Date: October 24, 2014 06:53AM

no eesh is victorios because he gets yo to think about him all the time hess in yuur real life and he never thinks about you yur ginna spend rest of life talking about him to people and planning to get even but to donr relize that you are fallling for his a trap

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: The Joker. ()
Date: October 24, 2014 12:06PM

I think eesh fancies himself The Joker. He can outsmart and terrorize with impunity, his schemes are chaotic yet brilliant, he just wants to see the world burn....and so-on.







But a baseball bat to the cranium beats brilliant, crazy schemes. Rock paper scissors. See how clever you are when your brains are oozing all over your front porch.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: time2stop ()
Date: October 24, 2014 02:20PM

srsly msry ur mkng urslf lqqk liek a idiqt if u wnt 2 hav ne chanc of a gud lief u shud STOP POSTING!!! wok away

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Yeah Miz ()
Date: October 24, 2014 03:07PM

Stop trolling miz. You might not believe it but your life would return to normal if you just stopped obsessing over eesh/SWATTing.

Let is go. Your caregivers/parents might allow you to post but that doesn't make it a good idea. You've already suffered enough on account of this site. Nobody has lost as much from FFXU as you have yet you just don't know how to cut your losses.

You bottomed out son.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: bNH9V ()
Date: October 24, 2014 03:13PM

This thread didn't go the way misery has hoped.

hahhaa

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: im going to kill basl ()
Date: October 24, 2014 03:34PM

I'm coming to kill you, michael josef basl.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: I win. ()
Date: October 24, 2014 04:25PM

Chuck checked his PMS. I set them so that I would know whether or not he did.

Even if he doesn't respond I know he read them. Nothing left to see in this thread.

#NobodyBeatsTheMiz

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: xmKN9 ()
Date: October 24, 2014 08:55PM

Yeah Miz Wrote:
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> Nobody has lost as much from FFXU as you
> have yet you just don't know how to cut your
> losses.


lizzmo has this award

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: deaf thrat ()
Date: April 03, 2015 05:22PM

im going to kill basl Wrote:
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> I'm coming to kill you, michael josef basl.


this is the scary deaf thrat eesh went to the police for in oct

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: chucklez ()
Date: April 03, 2015 08:23PM

chuck later did say he would happily comply with a subpeaonea after the lawsuit was posted

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: bummmmp ()
Date: July 30, 2015 05:15AM

im going to kill basl Wrote:
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> I'm coming to kill you, michael josef basl.

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Re: ChuckHoffman: READ YOUR PMS
Posted by: Ironic ()
Date: July 30, 2015 05:20AM

Amazed here Wrote:
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> Oh nice, you slander the one who tried to help you



Irony

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