The Scary Ways Online Dating Can Go Wrong
http://abcnews.go.com/US/scary-ways-online-dating-wrong/story?id=26316682



Oct 20, 2014, 1:27 PM ET

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Firefighters rescue a woman who got stuck in a chimney in Thousand Oaks, Calif. Ventura County Fire Department

If you think you've had a bad experience with a date you met online, this California man probably has you beat.

A woman was arrested in Thousand Oaks over the weekend after firefighters rescued her from a man's chimney. She had been trying to break into the house and had gotten stuck, police said. The homeowner told Los Angeles station KABC he had met the woman, Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, online and they had gone out on a few dates, but recently ended the relationship.

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Sunday was the second time the woman was found on his roof, he told the station.


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PHOTO: Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa was arrested after being located inside a chimney trying to enter a home in Thousand Oaks, Calif., Oct. 19, 2014.Ventura County Sheriffs Office


Unfortunately, online dating can lead to scary situations and it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, relationship expert Rachel DeAlto said.

"Guys think they're so much safer and that they don't have to worry about security issues," she said. "But obviously, a woman in a chimney proves that wrong."

"You need to protect yourself and you don't know who's on the other side of the computer until you meet them in person. Have a couple of dates with them before you bring them into your bubble. Be very protective of where you live," DeAlto added.

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PHOTO: Firefighters rescue a woman who got stuck in a chimney in Thousand Oaks, Calif.Ventura County Fire Department


She suggests people have a separate email address to use for online dating.

"Most of our emails have our full names attached to them and there is a lot of information people can get from that," she said. "Unfortunately in this day and age, it is very easy to find people."

And be wary of red flags -- like an online dating profile written in all caps, for example.

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PHOTO: Firefighters rescue a woman who got stuck in a chimney in Thousand Oaks, Calif.Ventura County Fire Department

"It sounds so bad, but it's true," DeAlto said. "When you have a creepy person talking in all caps and not making sense in a sentence, then you might want to question who you're talking to. Don't just look at the photo."

Nunez-Figueroa was arrested for illegal entry and providing false information to a police officer, and later released. ABC News was not able to reach her for comment. The Ventura County Sheriff's Office does not know if has an attorney.

I'll bet you she shags like a minx.

Maybe she was waiting to blow Santa again

Does she do anal?

HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






fdsalkj Wrote:
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> Does she do anal?

I quit online dating because it's a fucking sausage fest, and there are way too many women who are a 4 in reality but think they are a 10.

Plus, there are too many women who are "independent" until the bill shows up.

jkuefgyergf Wrote:
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> I quit online dating because it's a fucking
> sausage fest, and there are way too many women who
> are a 4 in reality but think they are a 10.
>
> Plus, there are too many women who are
> "independent" until the bill shows up.

^^ This.

When she comes down the chimney, what was she planning to do?

Hoe Hoe Hoe Wrote:
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> When she comes down the chimney, what was she
> planning to do?
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I quit online dating because there are way too many men who are boring, self-absorbed assholes in reality but think they are a charming, irresistible catches. And, oh yeah, they're ugly.

Plus, there are too many men who think I owe them a romp in bed just because they picked up the bill for dinner at the crappy place they took me to. Then, of course, they'd brag about it to their friends and call me a whore.

Cuts Both Ways Wrote:
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> I quit online dating because there are way too
> many men who are boring, self-absorbed assholes in
> reality but think they are a charming,
> irresistible catches. And, oh yeah, they're ugly.
>
> Plus, there are too many men who think I owe them
> a romp in bed just because they picked up the bill
> for dinner at the crappy place they took me to.
> Then, of course, they'd brag about it to their
> friends and call me a whore.


Next time, try being the independent woman you keep telling everyone you are and you take a man out to a place you feel you are worthy of...and, of course, pay for the date.

I think it's probably a general reality that a date's expense and a woman's hotness rating are in direct proportion. There will be exceptions. So I can say with 95% accuracy that you were taken to a shitty place because, well, you know.

^ Irony appears to be lost on you.

Cuts Both Ways Wrote:
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> ^ Irony appears to be lost on you.

You're right. I don't see it.

educate me Wrote:
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> > ^ Irony appears to be lost on you.
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> You're right. I don't see it.

Does this ring a bell?

"I quit online dating because it's a fucking sausage fest, and there are way too many women who are a 4 in reality but think they are a 10.

Plus, there are too many women who are "independent" until the bill shows up."

In any case, you proved my point. You apparently base the caliber of the restaurant to which you take dates based on the dates "hotness", with the expectation that a better restaurant will up your chances of getting laid. Yeah, that's honorable. And cheap is cheap. There are men who are cheap, irrespective of the hotness of the date. There are others who are just clueless and wouldn't recognize a nice place if it landed on them. Not all by any means - but enough.

But that pales in comparison to the idiots who think they are smooth 'playas', wine and dine at the best places, and expect to be paid back. Don't you think women can pick up on your transparent motives?

Cuts Both Ways Wrote:
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> Don't
> you think women can pick up on your transparent
> motives?

then you choose the place and take him there, if not, then stfu cunt

ha

Cuts Both Ways Wrote:
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> In any case, you proved my point. You apparently
> base the caliber of the restaurant to which you
> take dates based on the dates "hotness", with the
> expectation that a better restaurant will up your
> chances of getting laid. Yeah, that's honorable.
> And cheap is cheap. There are men who are cheap,
> irrespective of the hotness of the date. There are
> others who are just clueless and wouldn't
> recognize a nice place if it landed on them. Not
> all by any means - but enough.
>
> But that pales in comparison to the idiots who
> think they are smooth 'playas', wine and dine at
> the best places, and expect to be paid back. Don't
> you think women can pick up on your transparent
> motives?


I didn't prove your point. I happen to hang out at nice places. If I like a woman and she's hot, then she can go with me. There are no motives to see through. Waiters, bartenders, and other patrons know me and say hello. At the end of the evening, I say thanks for sharing a few drinks with me and I give her a hug goodnight. What happens then is she will light up my phone because I didn't try anything. The next date, she's an easier target and it only cost me drinks and/or dinner. It's an easy game to play. Just be normal, have a few normal friends say hello, and don't try to molest her when you drop her off. Oh, and also be good looking. LOL

See, you women also decide what you are going to do based on looks. You know in the first 10 seconds whether you're gonna fuck a guy. So please shut your pie hole and stop acting like you are more honorable than men.

ghwefkleruh Wrote:
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> Cuts Both Ways Wrote:
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>
> > In any case, you proved my point. You
> apparently
> > base the caliber of the restaurant to which you
> > take dates based on the dates "hotness", with
> the
> > expectation that a better restaurant will up
> your
> > chances of getting laid. Yeah, that's
> honorable.
> > And cheap is cheap. There are men who are
> cheap,
> > irrespective of the hotness of the date. There
> are
> > others who are just clueless and wouldn't
> > recognize a nice place if it landed on them.
> Not
> > all by any means - but enough.
> >
> > But that pales in comparison to the idiots who
> > think they are smooth 'playas', wine and dine
> at
> > the best places, and expect to be paid back.
> Don't
> > you think women can pick up on your transparent
> > motives?
>
>
> I didn't prove your point. I happen to hang out at
> nice places. If I like a woman and she's hot, then
> she can go with me. There are no motives to see
> through. Waiters, bartenders, and other patrons
> know me and say hello. At the end of the evening,
> I say thanks for sharing a few drinks with me and
> I give her a hug goodnight. What happens then is
> she will light up my phone because I didn't try
> anything. The next date, she's an easier target
> and it only cost me drinks and/or dinner. It's an
> easy game to play. Just be normal, have a few
> normal friends say hello, and don't try to molest
> her when you drop her off. Oh, and also be good
> looking. LOL
>
> See, you women also decide what you are going to
> do based on looks. You know in the first 10
> seconds whether you're gonna fuck a guy. So please
> shut your pie hole and stop acting like you are
> more honorable than men.

Again, you proved my point, 'playa'. Too bad you're too stupid to see it. The fact that you add a twist to the game just makes you even more of an asshole. It's a shame you have to trick women into sleeping with you. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.

And Thay - let us know when you have your first date once you hit puberty.

Cuts Both Ways Wrote:
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I guess desperate times call
> for desperate measures.


Far from desperate my dear ;)

I just got sick of meeting shallow overweight and weird cunts. But there are just as many at the bars. At least at the bar YSWYG.

This is crazy

she did THAT with a VACUUM cleaner? OMG how?

oh i thought the perp was rescued from a chimney. never mind.

Anyone have any weird stories about online dates to share? When you take a girl to dinner does she even eat a real meal or order lettuce and water? Since you are complaining about cost?