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Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Ur name ()
Date: March 20, 2009 05:09PM

As if the POTUS hasn't done enough stuff to prove how friggen stupid he is, now he gets bitch-slapped by a Special Olympian. The only people more retarded than the Prez are those simpletons that voted for him and his "change." What a damn embarassment.

Special Olympics bowler: I can beat the president!

Mar 20 01:59 PM US/Eastern
By COREY WILLIAMS
Associated Press Writer

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) - The top bowler for the Special Olympics looks forward to meeting President Barack Obama in an alley.
"He bowled a 129. I bowl a 300. I could beat that score easily," Michigan's Kolan McConiughey (KO-lahn Mc-KAHNA-he) told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

The athletic-minded president made an offhand remark Thursday on "The Tonight Show" comparing his weak bowling to "the Special Olympics or something." He quickly apologized and told the Special Olympics chairman he wants to have some of its athletes visit the White House to bowl or play basketball.

McConiughey, who is mentally disabled, is just the bowler for the job. He's bowled five perfect games since 2005.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 20, 2009 05:15PM

This will turn into a fluffy happy special interest piece with pictures of the prez hugging this guy and Obama will look better by portraying his humility and willingness to admit he was wrong, unlike the last president.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: DC ()
Date: March 20, 2009 05:19PM

Barry didn't have a teleprompter on TTS. Therefore, we got a little insight into a man we really know nothing about.

This country elected a teleprompter.. one time that I'm in total agreement with Rush.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Ur Name ()
Date: March 20, 2009 05:23PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> This will turn into a fluffy happy special
> interest piece with pictures of the prez hugging
> this guy and Obama will look better by portraying
> his humility and willingness to admit he was
> wrong, unlike the last president.

A fluff piece still doesn't change the fact that Obama is a moron.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Republican Low IQ Club - FREE Membership ()
Date: March 20, 2009 05:29PM

A classic example when you DO NOT use a teleprompter...
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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Failing Fast ()
Date: March 20, 2009 05:45PM

Republican Low IQ Club - FREE Membership Wrote:
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> A classic example when you DO NOT use a
> teleprompter...


Yet ANOTHER lameass picture and post from you. Are you upset at the GOP because they won't let you and your buttslut boyfriend get married? You are ALMOST as stupid as Obama. Now take your boyfriends cock and wipe that tear away from your eye.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: GOP and Jared: A Joint Venture ()
Date: March 20, 2009 06:15PM

No, I'm upset that they are over-leveraged, country-ruining, war-mongering, debt-riddled, bible-thumping, low-IQ-having rednecks.

But other than that, they make good sandwiches at Subway.

Now would you answer the friggin' phone already?!?!?
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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Flatlined ()
Date: March 20, 2009 06:28PM

GOP and Jared: A Joint Venture Wrote:
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> No, I'm upset that they are over-leveraged,
> country-ruining, war-mongering, debt-riddled,
> bible-thumping, low-IQ-having rednecks.
>
> But other than that, they make good sandwiches at
> Subway.
>
> Now would you answer the friggin' phone
> already?!?!?

Thanks for demonstrating the persistent stupidity afflicting most Democraps. Now, get your teleprompter fixed. On the upside, your hero said he was inviting Special Olympians over. That is win win for you and him. You get to meet the Prez, and he gets to hang with people who are in his IQ range. You must be thrilled. Lets hope you are allowed to bring your butt slut, I mean "partner," with you.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: dono ()
Date: March 20, 2009 08:19PM

Obama is soo stupid. Sure he can talk fancy and taught constitutional law at a great university and stuff but what an idiot...

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 20, 2009 11:47PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:39PM by Alias.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: actually ()
Date: March 21, 2009 12:04AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Obama told an audience at a campaign fundraiser.
>
> "I was a constitutional law professor, which means
> unlike the current president I actually respect
> the Constitution."
> ____________________________
>
> Obama is a liar.
>
> Obama was never a constitutional law professor.

He's not even black. That fro's a wig. F'ing poser

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: dono ()
Date: March 21, 2009 09:08AM

The GOP just keeps delivering. Mostly bullshit but you have to admire their political ambition if not genuine concern for the country or any of the citizens. Good thing dumba never made any 'mistakes' - his 8 years looks like a perfect 300 game itself. Or is it that the dumb asses that think that are just soooo vocal. Yea, the Obama haters are a pretty clever bunch. Very smart and astute students of recent history. How they must long for the days of Dumb and Dumber and their cabal. Well, I am sure someday they will get another chance to really destroy our country but not in our lifetime will they ever be so effective as the Bush International Cabal.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Barry's Telepromter ()
Date: March 21, 2009 09:26AM

dono Wrote:
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> Obama is soo stupid. Sure he can talk fancy

Correction - he can READ fancy off a teleprompter. Without the teleprompter it is an endless littany of "uhs" and stammering idiocy from him.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: dono ()
Date: March 21, 2009 11:53AM

See my post on Ronald Reagan dipshit. He is most likely your fucking wet dream and literally all he could do was read from the tele. Actually one of the things I respected him for - so much better than Carter at moving oratory.

Anyway back to the subject of you being a total douchebag - no Obama is actually a man of Letters. Oh and self made too - daddy did not get him into school as was the case with poor dumba. Now try not to speak out loud in front of the grownups and I wont scold you anymore. You can play in your room until supper okay.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Barry's Teleprompter ()
Date: March 21, 2009 12:53PM

dono Wrote:
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> See my post on Ronald Reagan dipshit. He is most
> likely your fucking wet dream and literally all he
> could do was read from the tele. Actually one of
> the things I respected him for - so much better
> than Carter at moving oratory.
>
> Anyway back to the subject of you being a total
> douchebag - no Obama is actually a man of Letters.
> Oh and self made too - daddy did not get him into
> school as was the case with poor dumba. Now try
> not to speak out loud in front of the grownups and
> I wont scold you anymore. You can play in your
> room until supper okay.

I see you are upset that it only took your fucking Messiah less than 60 days to prove what a royal fuck up incompetent he is. Measuring him against GW Bush is fucking pathetic. It shows how bad he really is and how bad you really think he is. If you thought he was halfway decent, you might try comparing him to a more respectable President. He has no fucking clue what he is doing. All he can say is "be patient." he has NO FUCKING PLAN. And, when he is off the teleprompter, he is lost in the desert. He is a rambling moronic buffoon - much like yourself. Now, if you want to keep coming back for more bitch slappings, be my guest. I swear, you whine like a fag who has a case of the roids and it his turn to play catcher. Man up and admit Obama, Biden, and Geithner suck huge donkey dick.

PS - My wet dreams are about hot chicks with big knockers. Keep your wet dreams about men to yourself and your boyfriend's cock firmly planted between your butcheeks.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: dono ()
Date: March 21, 2009 12:57PM

60 days and you know so much about our new president - I told you to go to your room.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/21/2009 12:58PM by dono.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Barry's Teleprompter ()
Date: March 21, 2009 12:59PM

dono Wrote:
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> I told you to go to your room.

Make me. Stubborn AND Stupid is no way to go through life.

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Barry's Teleprompter ()
Date: March 21, 2009 01:00PM

dono Wrote:
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> 60 days and you know so much about our new
> president

You seem to know a ton. More than anyone ever. You have the monopoly on Wikipedia or something?

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: March 21, 2009 07:55PM

dono Wrote:
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> The GOP just keeps delivering. Mostly bullshit
> but you have to admire their political ambition if
> not genuine concern for the country or any of the
> citizens. Good thing dumba never made any
> 'mistakes' - his 8 years looks like a perfect 300
> game itself. Or is it that the dumb asses that
> think that are just soooo vocal. Yea, the Obama
> haters are a pretty clever bunch. Very smart and
> astute students of recent history. How they must
> long for the days of Dumb and Dumber and their
> cabal. Well, I am sure someday they will get
> another chance to really destroy our country but
> not in our lifetime will they ever be so effective
> as the Bush International Cabal.

dono Wrote:
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> 60 days and you know so much about our new
> president - I told you to go to your room.



get over it
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"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: OHNO ()
Date: March 27, 2009 10:38AM

ACORN And The Census


The U.S. Census is supposed to be free of politics, but one group with a history of voter fraud, ACORN, is participating in next year's count, raising concerns about the politicization of the decennial survey.

The Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) signed on as a national partner with the U.S. Census Bureau in February 2009 to assist with the recruitment of the 1.4 million temporary workers needed to go door-to-door to count every person in the United States -- currently believed to be more than 306 million people.

A U.S. Census "sell sheet," an advertisement used to recruit national partners, says partnerships with groups like ACORN "play an important role in making the 2010 Census successful," including by "help[ing] recruit census workers."

The bureau is currently employing help from more than 250 national partners, including TARGET and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), to assist in the hiring effort.

But ACORN's partnership with the 2010 Census is worrisome to lawmakers who say past allegations of fraud should raise concerns about the organization.

And, remember, Rahm Emanuel is now in charge of the Census.

We are soooooooo screwed!

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Re: Obama gets PWNED by a re-re
Posted by: Phillips or Straight-Head ()
Date: March 27, 2009 11:00AM

OHNO, We're already screwed, dating back to 2000. We're just trying to re-thread the screw so it doesn't get stripped completely.
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