_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> Someday man, someday I'm going to rescue her from
> her mediocre life and just give her the world,
> take her back to my home and cook her Fettuccini
> Alfredo and we can smoke mad blunts, and talk
> about her job at the knife factory, and i'll tell
> her all about my job at the acid mines and we will
> just cuddle all evening, and I'd buy her samurai
> swords and teach her to fight with them, and yeah
> her ex'es will want to come live in my castle but
> I mean, my castle isn't a boarding house, and good
> luck getting over my moat AND my alligator friends
> that live in the moat(ive got a shark in there
> too, nbd) and we'd talk about our respective
> fetishes(she likes luring unsuspecting men back to
> our castle and then shoving them in the
> alligator/shark moat)
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