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Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
joe six pack
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Date: September 13, 2014 03:50PM
The lady across the street from me has been pissing me off for 9 years. It has gone like this,
Avon parties
Candle parties
Pampered fucking Chef parties
Cupcake parties
These bitches show up and park all up and down the street. They are having a cupcake party right now. These bitches leave trash and used disposable baby diapers, they block driveways and stand in the middle of the street. They talk loud and laugh loudly and sound like a pack of monkeys jerking off together. My wife goes to some of these parties and says I am being a cock when I complain about it.
Am I wrong to be pissed off about this? It goes on every other weekend!
Avon parties
Candle parties
Pampered fucking Chef parties
Cupcake parties
These bitches show up and park all up and down the street. They are having a cupcake party right now. These bitches leave trash and used disposable baby diapers, they block driveways and stand in the middle of the street. They talk loud and laugh loudly and sound like a pack of monkeys jerking off together. My wife goes to some of these parties and says I am being a cock when I complain about it.
Am I wrong to be pissed off about this? It goes on every other weekend!
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
Tots Not High
()
Date: September 13, 2014 03:52PM
joe six pack Wrote:
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> Cupcake parties
That actually sounds pretty cool. Invite yourself over.
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> Cupcake parties
That actually sounds pretty cool. Invite yourself over.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
NippleChuck
()
Date: September 13, 2014 05:36PM
Really dude? You win if you go. You get cupcakes and get pussy for "supporting" them, either from your wife or from the attending milfs you get to see tits and smell cunt. Are you gay?
Nip
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2014 05:38PM by NippleChuck.
Nip
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2014 05:38PM by NippleChuck.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
joe six pack
()
Date: September 13, 2014 10:33PM
NippleChuck Wrote:
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> Really dude? You win if you go. You get cupcakes
> and get pussy for "supporting" them, either from
> your wife or from the attending milfs you get to
> see tits and smell cunt. Are you gay?
> Nip
This pic depicts the average party goer.
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> Really dude? You win if you go. You get cupcakes
> and get pussy for "supporting" them, either from
> your wife or from the attending milfs you get to
> see tits and smell cunt. Are you gay?
> Nip
This pic depicts the average party goer.
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Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
David_F
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Date: September 13, 2014 10:39PM
our local housewives club is awesome
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Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 14, 2014 10:02AM
According to the Urban Dictionary, cupcake parties are not what you think it means.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
bYUF3
()
Date: September 14, 2014 12:36PM
i'd rather have the avon lady next door - than a nigga with a plan to use gov to steal my stuff and then my house
oh - your right dumb ass - those avon ladies are hell on you aren't they?
oh - your right dumb ass - those avon ladies are hell on you aren't they?
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
G36Jh
()
Date: September 14, 2014 12:40PM
you know the truth about (most) avon ladies. they are the kind of woman that needs a good job opening, can't find one, and thinks they might earn enough with avon (they often don't and quit)
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
MyJTn
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Date: September 14, 2014 12:42PM
wow why is inflation way up ? where are all jobs ? why is hair cutter full of foreigners ?
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republicans are suffering from $8T of democrats printing
their way into power. which used to come with a death
penalty mind you.
(8 10^12)/((256 10^6)/4
($125,000) per citizen owed by "our dear gov family yr 2000's"
Owed. is it any wonder law suits are demanding it ? not a single.
(per citizen that isn't a gov worker or is in a family of abusive
non-sharing gov workers or profiting largely off insider gov)
(legal citizens). a conservative est. of disparity yet appauling
before a real count.
busch and clinton began with debt and spent allot too: yes. to the
tune of $8 trillion more, 8x more, than than their predecessor ? NO
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republicans are suffering from $8T of democrats printing
their way into power. which used to come with a death
penalty mind you.
(8 10^12)/((256 10^6)/4
($125,000) per citizen owed by "our dear gov family yr 2000's"
Owed. is it any wonder law suits are demanding it ? not a single.
(per citizen that isn't a gov worker or is in a family of abusive
non-sharing gov workers or profiting largely off insider gov)
(legal citizens). a conservative est. of disparity yet appauling
before a real count.
busch and clinton began with debt and spent allot too: yes. to the
tune of $8 trillion more, 8x more, than than their predecessor ? NO
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
cupcake queen
()
Date: September 14, 2014 04:13PM
Blow it out your ass,OP!
Cupcakes rule.
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Cupcakes rule.
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Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 14, 2014 04:47PM
Cupcake parties are not where you bake and eat cupcakes. It means something entirely different.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
NippleChuck
()
Date: September 14, 2014 06:18PM
cupcake party
1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.
Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.
I'd still go for this. OP is a gay.
Nip
1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.
Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.
I'd still go for this. OP is a gay.
Nip
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
joe six pack
()
Date: September 14, 2014 08:04PM
NippleChuck Wrote:
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> cupcake party
> 1. A party hosted by many women where only one man
> is invited (often times a hired stripper), with
> the sole purpose of ganging up on him and
> humiliating him sexually, generally without his
> knowledge or consent.
> Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and
> his fragile ego was systematically warped after
> hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.
>
> I'd still go for this. OP is a gay.
> Nip
HEY !! I am the OP and I aint gay but the whole "cupcake" party thing makes sense now!! JeSuS FuCkInNNkrist!
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> cupcake party
> 1. A party hosted by many women where only one man
> is invited (often times a hired stripper), with
> the sole purpose of ganging up on him and
> humiliating him sexually, generally without his
> knowledge or consent.
> Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and
> his fragile ego was systematically warped after
> hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.
>
> I'd still go for this. OP is a gay.
> Nip
HEY !! I am the OP and I aint gay but the whole "cupcake" party thing makes sense now!! JeSuS FuCkInNNkrist!
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
NippleChuck
()
Date: September 15, 2014 07:23AM
joe six pack Wrote:
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> NippleChuck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > cupcake party
> > 1. A party hosted by many women where only one
> man
> > is invited (often times a hired stripper), with
> > the sole purpose of ganging up on him and
> > humiliating him sexually, generally without his
> > knowledge or consent.
> > Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party,
> and
> > his fragile ego was systematically warped after
> > hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.
> >
> > I'd still go for this. OP is a gay.
> > Nip
>
> HEY !! I am the OP and I aint gay but the whole
> "cupcake" party thing makes sense now!! JeSuS
> FuCkInNNkrist!
So please post back and let us know how you enjoyed the "Humiliation". Sounds like it could be fun.
Nip
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> NippleChuck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > cupcake party
> > 1. A party hosted by many women where only one
> man
> > is invited (often times a hired stripper), with
> > the sole purpose of ganging up on him and
> > humiliating him sexually, generally without his
> > knowledge or consent.
> > Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party,
> and
> > his fragile ego was systematically warped after
> > hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.
> >
> > I'd still go for this. OP is a gay.
> > Nip
>
> HEY !! I am the OP and I aint gay but the whole
> "cupcake" party thing makes sense now!! JeSuS
> FuCkInNNkrist!
So please post back and let us know how you enjoyed the "Humiliation". Sounds like it could be fun.
Nip
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
MLhPU
()
Date: September 15, 2014 09:41PM
you were allowed to make cupcakes? some people were not allot to eat unless fed by "authority". keep that in mind.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
cupcake
()
Date: November 16, 2014 03:01PM
These look great!
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Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
A-DCProf
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Date: November 16, 2014 10:14PM
BUNCO...the stupidest dice game ever for housewives.
But, who cares...when gone I get more time on COD AW and Battlefield 4. I love killing terrorist.
But, who cares...when gone I get more time on COD AW and Battlefield 4. I love killing terrorist.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
Orange Hunt Wife
()
Date: March 07, 2015 09:41AM
I did a google search for cupcake parties in Fairfax county and this thread came up. You guys are sick! There is nothing sexual about a cupcake party! Real cupcake parties are very popular right now. Get your minds out of the gutter boys.
Info about cupcake parties here, http://www.busybeelifestyle.com/cupcake-party/
Info about cupcake parties here, http://www.busybeelifestyle.com/cupcake-party/
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
NippleChuck
()
Date: March 07, 2015 10:06AM
Orange hunt mom do you do anal?
Nip
Nip
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
A-men
()
Date: March 07, 2015 10:40AM
A-DCProf Wrote:
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> BUNCO...the stupidest dice game ever for
> housewives.
>
> But, who cares...when gone I get more time on COD
> AW and Battlefield 4. I love killing terrorist.
A-fuckin-men. Let me play, I'll drink beer and enjoy the silence or kill towel heads online.
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> BUNCO...the stupidest dice game ever for
> housewives.
>
> But, who cares...when gone I get more time on COD
> AW and Battlefield 4. I love killing terrorist.
A-fuckin-men. Let me play, I'll drink beer and enjoy the silence or kill towel heads online.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
Michael J
()
Date: March 07, 2015 10:57AM
My wife has cupcake parties, and does anal.
I get cupcakes AND I get to fuck her up the ass, making her feel dirty and slutty like the whore she is...
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I get cupcakes AND I get to fuck her up the ass, making her feel dirty and slutty like the whore she is...
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Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
E9ueP
()
Date: March 07, 2015 11:34AM
ah race cards
is she looking to control whether racial couples are invited ?
is she ?
is she looking to control whether racial couples are invited ?
is she ?
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
Orange Hunt Wife
()
Date: March 07, 2015 11:40AM
NippleChuck Wrote:
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> Orange hunt mom do you do anal?
> Nip
Well that's none of your business but I do whatever my husband likes in bed.
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> Orange hunt mom do you do anal?
> Nip
Well that's none of your business but I do whatever my husband likes in bed.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
NippleChuck
()
Date: March 07, 2015 11:52AM
Mike she's hot good catch.
O Hunt mom you sound like a pretty good woman.
Nip
O Hunt mom you sound like a pretty good woman.
Nip
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
Cupcakes are for Libs
()
Date: March 07, 2015 12:40PM
Arhaus furniture
Posted by: libs hate America. ()
Date: October 22, 2014 09:28PM
My wife was given a $20k gift certificate from work for Arhaus furniture. WTF? What company does that shit? It was one of the prizes at the annual party. Just give us the cash.
Posted by: libs hate America. ()
Date: October 22, 2014 09:28PM
My wife was given a $20k gift certificate from work for Arhaus furniture. WTF? What company does that shit? It was one of the prizes at the annual party. Just give us the cash.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
Michael J
()
Date: March 07, 2015 01:00PM
NippleChuck Wrote:
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> Mike she's hot good catch.
>
> O Hunt mom you sound like a pretty good woman.
>
> Nip
Yeah, she is hot. And she shares with her sisters.
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> Mike she's hot good catch.
>
> O Hunt mom you sound like a pretty good woman.
>
> Nip
Yeah, she is hot. And she shares with her sisters.
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Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
NippleChuck
()
Date: March 07, 2015 04:39PM
3, 1, 2.
Nice
Nip
Nice
Nip
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
new resident
()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:03PM
Where are all the good candle parties at?
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
Two year old thread
()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:21PM
Wondering if the OP ever found gainful employement.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
Where the Internet hurt you
()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:29PM
Michael J Wrote:
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> My wife has cupcake parties, and does anal.
>
> I get cupcakes AND I get to fuck her up the ass,
> making her feel dirty and slutty like the whore
> she is...
That's an awful photshop job on the anal pic.
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> My wife has cupcake parties, and does anal.
>
> I get cupcakes AND I get to fuck her up the ass,
> making her feel dirty and slutty like the whore
> she is...
That's an awful photshop job on the anal pic.
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Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
trail maintenance
()
Date: April 21, 2017 11:08AM
Michael J Wrote:
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> My wife has cupcake parties, and does anal.
>
> I get cupcakes AND I get to fuck her up the ass,
> making her feel dirty and slutty like the whore
> she is...
Is that Mitterdorf?
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> My wife has cupcake parties, and does anal.
>
> I get cupcakes AND I get to fuck her up the ass,
> making her feel dirty and slutty like the whore
> she is...
Is that Mitterdorf?
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
Make America Great Again
()
Date: April 21, 2017 12:31PM
This thread lol.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
SM
()
Date: January 05, 2019 03:33PM
trail maintenance Wrote:
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> Michael J Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My wife has cupcake parties, and does anal.
> >
> > I get cupcakes AND I get to fuck her up the
> ass,
> > making her feel dirty and slutty like the whore
> > she is...
>
>
> Is that Mitterdorf?
No.
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> Michael J Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My wife has cupcake parties, and does anal.
> >
> > I get cupcakes AND I get to fuck her up the
> ass,
> > making her feel dirty and slutty like the whore
> > she is...
>
>
> Is that Mitterdorf?
No.
Re: Housewives and their stupid "clubs"
Posted by:
slash all their tires
()
Date: January 05, 2019 03:42PM
joe six pack Wrote:
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> The lady across the street from me has been
> pissing me off for 9 years. It has gone like
> this,
>
> Avon parties
>
> Candle parties
>
> Pampered fucking Chef parties
>
> Cupcake parties
>
> These bitches show up and park all up and down the
> street. They are having a cupcake party right now.
> These bitches leave trash and used disposable baby
> diapers, they block driveways and stand in the
> middle of the street. They talk loud and laugh
> loudly and sound like a pack of monkeys jerking
> off together. My wife goes to some of these
> parties and says I am being a cock when I complain
> about it.
> Am I wrong to be pissed off about this? It goes on
> every other weekend!
and quit bitching
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> The lady across the street from me has been
> pissing me off for 9 years. It has gone like
> this,
>
> Avon parties
>
> Candle parties
>
> Pampered fucking Chef parties
>
> Cupcake parties
>
> These bitches show up and park all up and down the
> street. They are having a cupcake party right now.
> These bitches leave trash and used disposable baby
> diapers, they block driveways and stand in the
> middle of the street. They talk loud and laugh
> loudly and sound like a pack of monkeys jerking
> off together. My wife goes to some of these
> parties and says I am being a cock when I complain
> about it.
> Am I wrong to be pissed off about this? It goes on
> every other weekend!
and quit bitching