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Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Smoothie ()
Date: March 11, 2009 05:33PM

So this weekend I'm thinking about shaving my scrotum...Anybody had experience with this?

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Date: March 11, 2009 05:36PM

Pagin Vince, Vince you there? Hello? Captain Smoothie? VINCE! Someone ACTUALLY NEEDS YOUR ADVICE! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!??!!?!?

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 11, 2009 05:36PM

Use one of those single-blade Bic disposable razors. I've been shaving my sack for years, and those fancy, expensive razors tear your shit to shit, if you know what I mean.

Don't use shaving cream either, you can just use water as long as you shave with quick, short movements. Don't forget the aftershave!

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: March 11, 2009 05:47PM

A labmate of mine used to apply Nair to his balls, turn on the shower, then wait until "it started to burn a little" before he hopped in to rinse off.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2009 08:02PM by Eastsider.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: March 11, 2009 06:44PM

Use as sharp a blade as possible.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: March 11, 2009 06:57PM

Grab some Gold Bond Body Powder too to pat everything down at least for a couple of days. Get the green if you can find it. That stuff is awesome, it feels like Angelina Jolie crushed up ice in her mouth and is gently blowing on your sack.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: March 11, 2009 07:01PM

Who knew so many guys on FU did this? AND were willing to talk about it.

Awesome.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Shaven, Not Stirred ()
Date: March 11, 2009 07:12PM

Smoothie Wrote:
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> So this weekend I'm thinking about shaving my
> scrotum...Anybody had experience with this?




You should wax your ass hair, too. It will make to cock go up your corn hole easier, hairless fag boy.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: GonadTheMagnificant ()
Date: March 11, 2009 08:54PM

Dip it in cream and let the cat lick it off.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: GilletteGuy ()
Date: March 12, 2009 12:04AM

Just be careful not to nick your dick with a bic!!!

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 12, 2009 12:50AM

Don't forget your back hair!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/12/2009 12:51AM by spunky.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 12, 2009 12:57AM

Real men don't scald their balls. Ha!

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 15, 2009 04:59PM

I guess we now know some of the FFU fags now, plus 496 and angel.. although they didn't post here their flamin' gays, probably the biggest ones.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Smoothie ()
Date: March 15, 2009 05:41PM

So, I shaved my scrotum this weekend; I used one of those straight razors the barbers used.

I had a little accident, the doctors say my voice is going to start getting high-pitched, and I will probably grow breasts.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: angelus42774 ()
Date: March 16, 2009 12:43PM

This from the woman who admits to letting her dog "get in my face". So making out with your dog is not enough, no you admit to like eating pu$$ too. You are one messed up girl. I see why that Credit Union fired your fat pudge toed garbage smelling pu$$.

PS - Spunky you really need to get laid. Maybe give your dog Fi-Fi an extra Scooby Snack and he will let you suck on his pink hot dog. You sick sick loon!

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 16, 2009 01:45PM

That's not really Spunky, more likely its Alias the ball tickler.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 16, 2009 09:54PM

Gee Angelus42..., thanks for showing us how truly gay you are too! By the way, I have never admitted to, "eating pu$$", cause I never have...sicko!

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 17, 2009 01:10AM

496,
likes looking at his dick
and wishes he could find a man
to rub his little stick.

He waits outside the men's room door
each day from 9 to 4
and hopes he’ll meet his one true love
while kneeling on the floor.


496SearchingForHisDick.jpg

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 17, 2009 08:56AM

Up at 1:10 On a monday night composing that little ditty? Truly pathetic. You got stuck figuring out what rhymes with dick didn't you? I'll bet it took you an hour to come up with it.
Quick Alias! Now's your chance to post a retort under an anonymous name!

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: angelus42774 ()
Date: March 17, 2009 12:47PM

No but you admitted letting your dog "get up in my face". Does Fi-Fi sleep with you too, does your puppy get all cozy with you, do you play "Dutch Oven" and get off on puppy's gas?

The best thing about the internet. It gives losers and wastes of space like Spuky a forum to hide their ugly face behind. Well because Spunky's waise line is the size of a small planet, there is nothing she can hide behind.

Let your dog get in your face some more you inbreed fatty.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 17, 2009 04:43PM

angelus42774 Wrote:
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> No but you admitted letting your dog "get up in my
> face". Does Fi-Fi sleep with you too, does your
> puppy get all cozy with you, do you play "Dutch
> Oven" and get off on puppy's gas?
>
> The best thing about the internet. It gives losers
> and wastes of space like Spuky a forum to hide
> their ugly face behind. Well because Spunky's
> waise line is the size of a small planet, there is
> nothing she can hide behind.
>
> Let your dog get in your face some more you
> inbreed fatty.


Once again you have proven yourself to be an IDIOT and a gay loser. If
you want to ever turn this around, try learning to spell first! People
tend to blow you-off immediately upon seeing you post with misspelled words, but
then you know this right?

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: March 17, 2009 09:34PM

spunky Wrote:
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> >
> Once again you have proven yourself to be an IDIOT
> and a gay loser. If
> you want to ever turn this around, try learning to
> spell first! People
> tend to blow you-off immediately upon seeing you
> post with misspelled words, but
> then you know this right?

People who worry about speling over ideas and concepts are beaugois elitists.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 18, 2009 12:57AM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > >
> > Once again you have proven yourself to be an
> IDIOT
> > and a gay loser. If
> > you want to ever turn this around, try learning
> to
> > spell first! People
> > tend to blow you-off immediately upon seeing
> you
> > post with misspelled words, but
> > then you know this right?
>
> People who worry about speling over ideas and
> concepts are beaugois elitists.


Spelling errors speak volumes about your intelligence level
or lack of, to ignore that is ignorant. Considering that most
of your posts are filled with misspelled words I can see why you
feel the need to respond in this fashion. Beaugois(?)...no, elitists...
no, not worried about misspellings, just making an observation. Such
as you are an IDIOT!

Since you did point it out his idea and concept stunk too.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 18, 2009 02:21AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:50PM by Alias.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: March 18, 2009 07:04AM

> Spelling errors speak volumes about your
> intelligence level
> or lack of, to ignore that is ignorant.
> Considering that most
> of your posts are filled with misspelled words I
> can see why you
> feel the need to respond in this fashion.
> Beaugois(?)...no, elitists...
> no, not worried about misspellings, just making an
> observation. Such
> as you are an IDIOT!
>

You Madam are a rude humorless beaugois elitists.

> Since you did point it out his idea and concept
> stunk too.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: angelus42774 ()
Date: March 18, 2009 09:43AM

Spunky you still have not addressed the fact that you make out with your dog!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the point, you have no means for interpersonal relationships, so you turn to your poor puppy Fi-Fi and force the dog to make out with you!!!

you are a bored, vapid, and absolute horror of a girl.

NOTE - It's FFX Underground not "The Washington Post", who gives a flying fuck about spelling. See I have a job, at a place that fired your ass, which is why I know who you are, and that the reason you were fired is not as cut and dry as you say.

Go squeeze you fat hog feet into your heels, try to tune out the shouts of "hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeyyy" as your bacon neck walks down the street.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: March 18, 2009 09:47AM

And this thread started out so promising...

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: angelus42774 ()
Date: March 18, 2009 09:56AM

Back to this issue. From my experience, women do you not like men who have a lot of hairyness down there. So keep it as well maintained as possible. You should keep shaving or waxing, and the same goes for women. Do not have a big ole bunch of weeds down there - ick!

Then again, we all know Spunky's crotch would set a radiation warning system into high alert, with all the refuse that lurks in her crotch. No wonder your dog Fi-Fi won't ever lay and in your lap, and just goes for your hog head.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: slickrick ()
Date: March 18, 2009 11:43AM

hair clippers or beard trimmers (too funny) work well and yes, the ladies do like it. Just like you don't want to go down on a fucking overgrown hedgerow, neat is better...

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Step By Step Hog Trimming
Posted by: Dr. Pepper () ()
Date: March 18, 2009 02:01PM

Can't agree with manscaping more. Ladies do appreciate it, and it does make the area more sensitive (in a good way). I cringed at some of the suggestions on here...the following has worked well for me (clean shaven).

1. Use a personal trimmer, hair trimmer, or even scissors to get rid of the bush. You want to trim it as close as possible before the blade razor or it will clog and "skip" causing ingrown hairs or razor burn.

2. Trim "with the grain" not against it...also, avoid pulling or stretching the ballsack or taint area too much - this causes more hair to be exposed (effectively trimming/shaving so short it will be below the surface of the skin, when you release...lots of itch and risk of ingrown hairs)

3. Schick disposable razors (the green ones) period, end of story. Aveeno sensitive skin shave GEL. Wash the area thoroughly first, then apply the shave cream. Start with the happy trail area and work south, being sure to rinse the blade frequently. Again GO WITH THE GRAIN.

4. The architecture of the male genatalia is not meant for a straight blade, so here are some tips for the yambag:

A. You can grasp the scrote next to the body and squeeze - making them round like a baloon - follow the surface gently.

B. You can pinch the sack at the seam and pull up, stretching the sack flat (again be careful not to pull to hard -- ingrown hairs.

C. For the taint and sack, sitting in a shower stall with a bench works well. Again WITH THE GRAIN.

All in all, patience and a steady hand are keys to painless success. Try not to go over the same spot with the blade more than twice - this also increases the risk of burn.

As for post-procedure care, whoever mentioned aftershave should be shot. A good moisturizing cream like Lubriderm sensitive skin works great. A thin coat of olive oil also works well.

Keep in mind, once you shave it, its gonna itch like a bitch if you ever want to grow it back in. You will need to shave it up every few days. And if you do get an ingrown hair, use tweezers to expose them but DO NOT PLUCK THEM COMPLETELY OUT.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 18, 2009 02:15PM

angelus42774 Wrote:
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> Spunky you still have not addressed the fact that
> you make out with your dog!!!!!!!!!!!! That is
> the point, you have no means for interpersonal
> relationships, so you turn to your poor puppy
> Fi-Fi and force the dog to make out with you!!!

You obviously have never had a pet much less a dog and
probably have never loved a single thing in your miserable
life. You are trying to make something ugly out of my
love for my dog because that's who you are...so sad!

>
> you are a bored, vapid, and absolute horror of a
> girl.
>

Experiencing some reflection here?

> NOTE - It's FFX Underground not "The Washington
> Post", who gives a flying fuck about spelling.
> See I have a job, at a place that fired your ass,
> which is why I know who you are, and that the
> reason you were fired is not as cut and dry as you
> say.

So, you are a flamin' fag? Because that's who they have been
hiring in addition to ghetto slugs from DC, it's hard to get good
help and get them to stay in their work environment. But since
you have no standards what do you care? Plus you only know what
they want you to know, which puts them in a good light...you're young
and green aren't you?


>
> Go squeeze you fat hog feet into your heels, try
> to tune out the shouts of
> "hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeyyy" as your
> bacon neck walks down the street.


Spoken like a true angry woman hating fag...get a life already and grow up!
I heard your balls look like a scalded chicken, no baby chick. I understand why
you clean out the forest so you, or your fagmates can see your twig and raisins, and there's no hide-and-seek involved!

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 18, 2009 02:26PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> > Spelling errors speak volumes about your
> > intelligence level
> > or lack of, to ignore that is ignorant.
> > Considering that most
> > of your posts are filled with misspelled words
> I
> > can see why you
> > feel the need to respond in this fashion.
> > Beaugois(?)...no, elitists...
> > no, not worried about misspellings, just making
> an
> > observation. Such
> > as you are an IDIOT!
> >
>
> You Madam are a rude humorless beaugois elitists.
>
> > Since you did point it out his idea and concept
> > stunk too.


Vince, not sure if you are a man or woman (sad), rude I'm not, this site is. When something is funny I laugh, there's been nothing funny within this forum, although I do laugh elsewhere because I love to laugh, but not at people, with them. Beaugois, not sure what you mean here since this word is misspelled? Elitists, well I do think I am more of a man then you are and I am not a lesiban nor on my way. Everyone on here, including yourself could be called an elitists, by virture of the fact that you live in Fairfax county. I am a realists and people are very judgemental, I have been called out here for misspelling, where were you then? You're argument is not consistent and queer.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: March 19, 2009 05:30AM

lol...a woman saying how sad it would be if I was a woman....says a lot about you. I am glad you finally got the joke about misspelling...and dont be such a fucking idiot...of course you knew what I meant...so stop playing dumb just to make a stupid point. It's hysterical that a generation that butchered the english language with all their shorthand language to text each other pretends they care about spelling...WTF!

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 19, 2009 11:42AM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> lol...a woman saying how sad it would be if I was
> a woman....says a lot about you. I am glad you
> finally got the joke about misspelling...and don't
> be such a fucking idiot...of course you knew what
> I meant...so stop playing dumb just to make a
> stupid point. It's hysterical that a generation
> that butchered the english language with all their
> shorthand language to text each other pretends
> they care about spelling...WTF!



No, Vince, with the exception of your name I can't tell if you are
male or female, in other words you seem gay. Duh? My generation?
You can't spell and you're a joke!

Considering everything said here and you have the nerve to say I am "rude?"
What a JOKE, this truly calls you out as GAY and given your stand on Hispanics, that even the illegals pay taxes and we should embrace them, but you won't sponsor even one. This proves you have no creditability and you're a hypocrite.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/19/2009 02:38PM by spunky.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Dork ()
Date: March 23, 2009 03:45PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Use one of those single-blade Bic disposable
> razors. I've been shaving my sack for years, and
> those fancy, expensive razors tear your shit to
> shit, if you know what I mean.
>
> Don't use shaving cream either, you can just use
> water as long as you shave with quick, short
> movements. Don't forget the aftershave!


How on earth did you manage not to cut yourself?!

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: March 23, 2009 05:27PM

You aren't going to cut anything as long as you glide the blade lightly, as opposed to scrubbing the blade across delicate parts.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 23, 2009 05:33PM

pgens Wrote:
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> You aren't going to cut anything as long as you
> glide the blade lightly, as opposed to scrubbing
> the blade across delicate parts.

Disregard this post. You must scrub as violently as possible with a Bic single-blade disposable razor and then dip your sack in aftershave. Trust me. Nothing bad will happen.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: March 23, 2009 06:30PM

lol

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: March 23, 2009 08:27PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> pgens Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You aren't going to cut anything as long as you
> > glide the blade lightly, as opposed to
> scrubbing
> > the blade across delicate parts.
>
> Disregard this post. You must scrub as violently
> as possible with a Bic single-blade disposable
> razor and then dip your sack in aftershave. Trust
> me. Nothing bad will happen.

Okay, you've managed to make me react like I heard fingernails down a chalkboard with that one. Ick.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 23, 2009 08:30PM

Shadow Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > pgens Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You aren't going to cut anything as long as
> you
> > > glide the blade lightly, as opposed to
> > scrubbing
> > > the blade across delicate parts.
> >
> > Disregard this post. You must scrub as
> violently
> > as possible with a Bic single-blade disposable
> > razor and then dip your sack in aftershave.
> Trust
> > me. Nothing bad will happen.
>
> Okay, you've managed to make me react like I heard
> fingernails down a chalkboard with that one. Ick.

I do it all the time, but then again, my balls are made out of titanium, and my scrotal hair is like unto a copper scrub pad.

CM24%20page%2032%20chore%20boy%20copper.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: SmoothSkinz ()
Date: March 26, 2009 03:28PM

Just to let everyone know, getting a brazilian is painful at first, but "no pain no gain." Sometimes I spend hours just looking at that smooth hairless body, and wondering what puberty is for.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Joke Insurance ()
Date: December 14, 2015 03:05PM

Has anyone ever got their pubic region lasered?

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Joke Insurance ()
Date: February 17, 2017 12:45AM

Or is there a male Nair product for the genital area?

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Dxzxes23 ()
Date: February 17, 2017 06:41AM

I like to keep it hairless.. Do not use Nair. It burns the skin too much. I use veet and no chemical burns and nice and smooth.

No more hair caught in the zipper and your equipment sweats less and is cooler

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Gas the faggots
Posted by: Nigslayer ()
Date: February 17, 2017 07:58AM

I wish we could stick all the mentality ill faggots in gas camps or throw them off rooftops without mercy

You liberal snowflakes are the ones starting a civil war thank god trump supporters have one billion guns and a trillion rounds of ammunition.
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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: February 17, 2017 09:27AM

U should do this if Ur wife locks you up in a chastity cage. Those things pull on your hairs and hurt.

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Re: Male Grooming Question
Posted by: UemDL ()
Date: February 17, 2017 09:39AM

since no-one believes it's the first time you did, you don't need an answer

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