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Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 07, 2009 08:22PM

Don't you find that cats have attitudes?

With dogs you can get in their face and play,

but with a cat, look out for claws across the face

or the attack of the cat!

So, what's your flavor? Do you like dogs or cats?

Neither?

What type of pet do you have?

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Bonfire ()
Date: March 07, 2009 08:32PM

I have a wicked little monkey!!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: what? ()
Date: March 08, 2009 09:44PM

If you don't like pussy, something is wrong with you!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Grabdis does ()
Date: March 08, 2009 09:54PM

Gravis hates cats!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 08, 2009 10:03PM

I love cats. I just went to a funeral and it really cheered me up!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 08, 2009 11:07PM

I have both. Dogs are fucking retards that can't take care of themselves. Only self-obsessed needy people would pick a dog over a cat. Yes, cats do their own shit, but that's fine. They are self-confident beings that don't need to constantly affirm you. Dogs are really the bigger pussies.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: BeagleMania ()
Date: March 09, 2009 10:28AM

My dog loves to kill squirrels and scare the Hell out of strangers.
A cat could never do that. Once a guy was going to a party next door
and mistakenly walked through the front door of our townhouse. I had
just walked in the door and was putting the groceries down when
he came in. My Beagle went nuts and chased him out the door. No harm
done but the look on his face was priceless. Good boy! (he had some
smoked ham for that one!) My neighbor and I shared a good laugh over
it later but if that guy had been an intruder with harmful intent,
he would have been in deep doo-doo. A Beagle isnt the most feared
dog in the world but he would have at least delayed the guy until
I could retrieve my pistol.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 09, 2009 10:43AM

Good dog!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 09, 2009 11:02AM

BeagleMania Wrote:
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> My dog loves to kill squirrels and scare the Hell
> out of strangers.
> A cat could never do that. Once a guy was going to
> a party next door
> and mistakenly walked through the front door of
> our townhouse. I had
> just walked in the door and was putting the
> groceries down when
> he came in. My Beagle went nuts and chased him out
> the door. No harm
> done but the look on his face was priceless. Good
> boy! (he had some
> smoked ham for that one!) My neighbor and I shared
> a good laugh over
> it later but if that guy had been an intruder with
> harmful intent,
> he would have been in deep doo-doo. A Beagle isnt
> the most feared
> dog in the world but he would have at least
> delayed the guy until
> I could retrieve my pistol.


My cat kills all kinds of shit, from squirrels to snakes to birds to mice. My dogs occasionally get a squirrel, but it is a pretty damn rare thing.

As for the dog alarm, you can also use ADT. You don't have to walk it and it doesn't shit all over the place.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 09, 2009 11:20AM

I love dogs and cats (and every other critter) and they both have their place. It's fun to have a big, dumb, happy dog (like a Lab) to play with. They make great companions and can also provide security for your home.

You have to earn a cats respect, but once you do, they will truly love you and think the world of you. Cats are always thinking about stuff and pondering the world. They tend to question authority and they don't believe in the "master-servant" relationship that dogs and people often have. Cats have more free will and if they stay with you and love you, it's because they choose to.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 09, 2009 11:55AM

Yada...yada...yada!

Does your cat greet you upon coming home?

Cats are sneaky.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 09, 2009 12:03PM

spunky Wrote:
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> Yada...yada...yada!
>
> Does your cat greet you upon coming home?
>
> Cats are sneaky.


Yes. My cat does. He also hangs out with me while I'm working. A year or so ago I was really sick and laid up in bed. You know who was there by my side the entire time? My cat.

Remember that gal who had the face transplant? Remember how she lost her face? Her dog ate it off when she was passed out on the floor. And it wasn't a pitbull. It was a Labrador Retriever! Talk about sneaky!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: March 09, 2009 12:28PM

Yum...face.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 09, 2009 12:35PM

spunky Wrote:
>> Cats are sneaky.


That's part of their appeal. Cats have peculiar habits and behavior, they can be sort of mysterious, it's what makes them cute. They're like little wild animals in your house, with unique (sometimes bewildering) personalities; whereas dogs mostly just behave like kids. I'm not a fan of dogs, it's like having something in your house that you need to take care of. Cats, on the other hand, well they sort of treat you as if you're living in their house.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 09, 2009 12:55PM

spunky Wrote:
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> Don't you find that cats have attitudes?

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: March 09, 2009 02:24PM

spunky Wrote:
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> Does your cat greet you upon coming home?

Yes.

And my cats have never clawed me across the face - even when getting baths. And when I'm sick, they are always by my side.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: March 09, 2009 02:29PM

Yeah, Genevieve and I have two cats, and one greets both of us whenever we walk in the door. The other one, not so much, but sometimes.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 09, 2009 02:36PM

I have both Cats and dogs. They are both fun. Get yourself a laser pointer and a cat and hours of enjoyment are on hand. On the other hand dogs are good to have as outdoor companions, throwing balls going for a jog etc etc. Then again why did we domesticate cats? Can you hitch a sleigh to a cat? do cats herd sheep? Nah not really. Cats are good for killing vermin so I suppose thats why they were kept in farms to kill rats and mice moles and vermin. Better yet everyone should stop having dogs and cats for pets and start keeping pot bellied pigs. Yes, a Pig can dig you a good truffle.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: BeagleMania ()
Date: March 09, 2009 02:36PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> BeagleMania Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dog loves to kill squirrels and scare the
> Hell
> > out of strangers.
> > A cat could never do that. Once a guy was going
> to
> > a party next door
> > and mistakenly walked through the front door of
> > our townhouse. I had
> > just walked in the door and was putting the
> > groceries down when
> > he came in. My Beagle went nuts and chased him
> out
> > the door. No harm
> > done but the look on his face was priceless.
> Good
> > boy! (he had some
> > smoked ham for that one!) My neighbor and I
> shared
> > a good laugh over
> > it later but if that guy had been an intruder
> with
> > harmful intent,
> > he would have been in deep doo-doo. A Beagle
> isnt
> > the most feared
> > dog in the world but he would have at least
> > delayed the guy until
> > I could retrieve my pistol.
>
>
> My cat kills all kinds of shit, from squirrels to
> snakes to birds to mice. My dogs occasionally get
> a squirrel, but it is a pretty damn rare thing.
>
> As for the dog alarm, you can also use ADT. You
> don't have to walk it and it doesn't shit all over
> the place.


Okay, I should have been more specific. I can take my dog squirrel hunting
anytime.He will find them if they are around and show me where they are.
He's a world class hunter originally from Middleburg so you know he comes from
an aristocratic background. Sure cats can hunt but their success rate isnt
very good. Lets see a cat (reliably) help you put food on the table.
As far as ADT goes, please note that I had just walked in the door
with groceries. I enjoy walking my dog and my neighbors love him.
(he's a clown too)
I cant say much for his table manners but he is housebroken.
I personally do not care for changing litter boxes and finding cat piss in
my shoes. To each his own and if you prefer a cat so be it. Bon Apetite!


Rebel Rouser Squirrel Stew

3 Squirrels cut into pieces
1 c Flour
1/4 c Olive oil
1/2 c Onions, chopped
2 Garlic clove, minced
1/4 c Wine, sherry, dry
1 c Chicken broth
1 c Game marinade, strained
1 ts Thyme
1 ts Sage
1 ts Cayenne pepper
1/4 c Parsley, minced
1 Salt & pepper to taste

Dust pieces in flour and shake off excess. Brown in olive oil on all
sides in a large black iron pot. Remove and keep warm. Add onions and
garlic to same oil; cook until clear, not brown. Drain off excess oil
and replace squirrel. Pour on sherry. Add broth and strained marinade.
Bring to boil then reduce heat to simmer, covered, for 1 to 1-1/2
hours.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: angelus42774 ()
Date: March 09, 2009 03:01PM

WOW! Spunky you like to get in the face of dogs. How many doggy affairs are you having you sicko?! We all know you're desperate Spunky, but really turning to dogs to make out with, you sick sick sick beast!

I know one cat that no guy would like to pet, and that's your stinky pu$$y!!!!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 09, 2009 10:13PM

spunky Wrote:
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> Yada...yada...yada!
>
> Does your cat greet you upon coming home?
>
> Cats are sneaky.


Yes, my cat can't wait to see me when I get home. When I'm working at my desk, she sits there right next to me. She also has her own door and is free to go outside whenever she wants. She has never shit or pissed in my house and is basically maintenance free.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: h8catz ()
Date: March 09, 2009 10:19PM

I HATE CATS!!! HATEEEEE THEM! They remind me of rats!!! SOOO nasty. They have major attitudes, are not cuddly, ew ew ew I get sick just thinking about it. They are the only animal I dont care if my husband shoots - I let him have at it if one is on our property. Nasty little F'ers.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: WTF??????? ()
Date: March 09, 2009 11:15PM

spunky Wrote:

>
> With dogs you can get in their face and play,
>
> but with a cat, look out for claws across the
> face
>


What the FUCK are you doing to your cat anyways????

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 09, 2009 11:36PM

WTF??????? Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
>
> >
> > With dogs you can get in their face and play,
> >
> > but with a cat, look out for claws across the
> > face
> >
>
>
> What the FUCK are you doing to your cat
> anyways????


Playin'...pervert! I had a cat attack me as a kid, that stupid thing came outta no where and leaped on me like a crazied animal and buried it's claws in me. A dog will sniff and bark before it attacks, not a retarded cat. They also spray all over the house. You can train a dog, not a cat!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Lil' Puss ()
Date: March 10, 2009 12:22AM

This cat is fully housebroken and the kind I could live with if I
could be guaranteed this is the way it always uses the toilet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoLenzuQDLk

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 10, 2009 12:47AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 03:33AM by Alias.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Dr. Fill ()
Date: March 10, 2009 02:28AM

Alias Wrote:
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> My cats don't use the toilet, but 'Lilly' does
> have a shoe fetish. A leather only shoe fetish.
>
> She wraps both paws around the shoe and goes all
> acrobatic with it. You can not pry it away. You
> can rattle the food bowl or try other tricks but
> she'll just give you her 'fuck you' look, which
> you quickly learn to respect. She especially
> covets leather boots which she drags off to
> corners and tries to squeeze into. When she has a
> leather boot, you don't even think about going
> near her.

You are obviously suffering from Ailurophobia. This is not uncommon
but requires immediate treatment. You are letting a cat rule your
everyday life. Seek help immediately.

Your cat, OTOH, has a fetish for leather. Please make sure your cat
has one of these to chew on until you can find an appropriate
Cat Psychiatrist: http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod42060075&eItemId=prod42060075&cmCat=search&searchType=MAIN&parentId=&icid=&rte=%252Fsearch.jhtml%253FN%253D0%2526Ntt%253Dleather%2526_requestid%253D49

Since your cats mental health is at stake, please do not hesitate.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 10, 2009 02:51AM

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Doubtful ()
Date: March 10, 2009 07:12AM

BeagleMania Wrote:
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> My dog loves to kill squirrels and scare the Hell
> out of strangers.
> A cat could never do that. Once a guy was going to
> a party next door
> and mistakenly walked through the front door of
> our townhouse. I had
> just walked in the door and was putting the
> groceries down when
> he came in. My Beagle went nuts and chased him out
> the door. No harm
> done but the look on his face was priceless. Good
> boy! (he had some
> smoked ham for that one!) My neighbor and I shared
> a good laugh over
> it later but if that guy had been an intruder with
> harmful intent,
> he would have been in deep doo-doo. A Beagle isnt
> the most feared
> dog in the world but he would have at least
> delayed the guy until
> I could retrieve my pistol.


I've had cats that killed plenty of squirrels, nevr had a dog do it though. And as for 'protection', nothing beats a dog, but my current cat comes close.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Doubtful ()
Date: March 10, 2009 07:14AM

spunky Wrote:
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> Playin'...pervert! I had a cat attack me as a
> kid, that stupid thing came outta no where and
> leaped on me like a crazied animal and buried it's
> claws in me. A dog will sniff and bark before it
> attacks, not a retarded cat. They also spray all
> over the house. You can train a dog, not a cat!


Actually, plenty of dogs will randomly attack and bite strangers and family alike. How many news stories have you heard about where someone was mailed by a cat?

I've trained more than one cat to sit, speak, etc. Yes, it is possible to train a cat. Not common, but definitely possible.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 10, 2009 09:27AM

spunky Wrote:
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>
>
> Playin'...pervert! I had a cat attack me as a
> kid, that stupid thing came outta no where and
> leaped on me like a crazied animal and buried it's
> claws in me. A dog will sniff and bark before it
> attacks, not a retarded cat. They also spray all
> over the house. You can train a dog, not a cat!


I've been scratched by a cat and I've been bitten by a dog. I would take the cat scratch any day of the week over a dog bite.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 10, 2009 09:29AM

Doubtful Wrote:
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>
> I've had cats that killed plenty of squirrels,
> nevr had a dog do it though. And as for
> 'protection', nothing beats a dog, but my current
> cat comes close.


The dogs that would actually protect you - pitbulls, German Shepherds, Rottweilers - are also very good at attacking you and killing children. Labs, cockers, poodles, etc, won't do shit to protect you.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 10, 2009 09:31AM

Doubtful Wrote:
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How many news
> stories have you heard about where someone was
> mailed by a cat?
>



I think if a cat mailed someone, it would be national news.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 10, 2009 09:33AM

spunky Wrote:
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>
> but with a cat, look out for claws across the
> face
>
>

Spunky's cat...



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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 10, 2009 10:04AM

Here's a music video for you Spunky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jKeGyUCJE

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Doubtful ()
Date: March 10, 2009 03:22PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Doubtful Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> How many news
> > stories have you heard about where someone was
> > mailed by a cat?
> >
>
>
>
> I think if a cat mailed someone, it would be
> national news.

Cute. Typos are never just left alone here, are they?

And while a poodle or some other useless little dog isn't much int he way of protection, it does deter theives from choosing your house. THey don't want to deal with any dog, big or small, and there are plenty of small nasty little effers out there.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 10, 2009 04:01PM

Doubtful Wrote:
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> >
> > I think if a cat mailed someone, it would be
> > national news.
>
> Cute. Typos are never just left alone here, are
> they?

Only the funny ones.

>
> And while a poodle or some other useless little
> dog isn't much int he way of protection, it does
> deter theives from choosing your house. THey
> don't want to deal with any dog, big or small, and
> there are plenty of small nasty little effers out
> there.

The ADT sign does the same thing.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 10, 2009 04:06PM

So the consenus here is most people like cats and dogs and most hate Spunky.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 10, 2009 04:09PM

496 Wrote:
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> So the consenus here is most people like cats and
> dogs and most hate Spunky.


Yes

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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 10, 2009 04:10PM

I like cats....

Beauty Pictures, Images and Photos

...But I hate Cats


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Re: Who hates cats?
Date: March 10, 2009 04:20PM

I just went to a funeral and it really cheered me up.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 10, 2009 04:25PM

Where is Gravis with his satan cat picture?

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: March 10, 2009 04:53PM

I'm giving away the best cat I've ever had. Free to a good home. PM
me if you're interested.

http://drlill.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/freecat-thumb.jpg

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Doubtful ()
Date: March 10, 2009 06:17PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Doubtful Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > >
> > > I think if a cat mailed someone, it would be
> > > national news.
> >
> > Cute. Typos are never just left alone here, are
> > they?
>
> Only the funny ones.
>
> >
> > And while a poodle or some other useless little
> > dog isn't much int he way of protection, it
> does
> > deter theives from choosing your house. THey
> > don't want to deal with any dog, big or small,
> and
> > there are plenty of small nasty little effers
> out
> > there.
>
> The ADT sign does the same thing.

Actually, according to a number of 'retired' thieves, it doesn't. Given the choice between the alarm system, even if there really is one, and a dog, they choose the alarm system house every time. People ignore house alarms all the time. THe thieves can't ignore the dogs though.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: graymoose ()
Date: March 10, 2009 09:14PM

know what spunky and cats have in common? nothing, cats are a whole lot better

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 11, 2009 12:29PM

496 once posted here that I had numerous cats...well let it now be known he as so many others here know nothing about what they speak...BIG LIARS and HATERS!

I guess you and your buddies just speak out your butt so much that you're starting to believe your lies now. What a JERK! Thanks for helping me prove you
a liar! But then again that's not hard!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 11, 2009 12:30PM

graymoose Wrote:
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> know what spunky and cats have in common? nothing,
> cats are a whole lot better

Cats are worthless...like you!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 11, 2009 12:52PM

spunky Wrote:
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> 496 once posted here that I had numerous
> cats...well let it now be known he as so many
> others here know nothing about what they
> speak...BIG LIARS and HATERS!
>
> I guess you and your buddies just speak out your
> butt so much that you're starting to believe your
> lies now. What a JERK! Thanks for helping me
> prove your a liar! But then again that's not hard!


What I really said was your pussy stinks.......

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 11, 2009 01:14PM

496 Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 496 once posted here that I had numerous
> > cats...well let it now be known he as so many
> > others here know nothing about what they
> > speak...BIG LIARS and HATERS!
> >
> > I guess you and your buddies just speak out
> your
> > butt so much that you're starting to believe
> your
> > lies now. What a JERK! Thanks for helping me
> > prove your a liar! But then again that's not
> hard!
>
>
> What I really said was your pussy stinks.......

You wish, I don't know you, but what I do know, is that I don't want to know you and givin' the lack of quality of your posts I won't respond to you again...it's such a waste of my time. Other posters have called you out for stinking and being a huge JERK, what more can I say?

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 11, 2009 01:32PM

No, 496 is right. I can smell your catfish clam bake from here. Why don't you get the centipedes and sand out of your twat and give it a good once over every 4 or 5 years?

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 11, 2009 01:50PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> No, 496 is right. I can smell your catfish clam
> bake from here. Why don't you get the centipedes
> and sand out of your twat and give it a good once
> over every 4 or 5 years?


You must be smellin' yourself! You and 496 should go out, no woman in her right mind would have anything to do with you two. Hey brush your teeth, maybe it's your breath. You and 496 make one pair of haters.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 11, 2009 01:52PM

No women in her right mind describes you perfectly, Spunky.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 11, 2009 01:59PM

spunky Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, 496 is right. I can smell your catfish
> clam
> > bake from here. Why don't you get the
> centipedes
> > and sand out of your twat and give it a good
> once
> > over every 4 or 5 years?
>
>
> You must be smellin' yourself! You and 496 should
> go out, no woman in her right mind would have
> anything to do with you two. Hey brush your
> teeth, maybe it's your breath. You and 496 make
> one pair of haters.

My breath smells like wintergreen, not like a biology classroom on "shark dissecting day." The last time I smelled anything as pungent as your cavernous hole was when my visit to the open air fish market in Louisiana three days after Hurrcane Katrina.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 11, 2009 02:26PM

496 Wrote:
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> No women in her right mind describes you
> perfectly, Spunky.


Poor spelling again. If I weren't, then why have I spoken out about things time after time that have later hit the news?

Once again you have removed all doubt about your wisedom, what? Oh, you don't
know what "wisedom" is? I know!

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 11, 2009 02:27PM

spunky Wrote:
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> Oh, you don't
> know what "wisedom" is? I know!

I imagine that it's like "wisdom" for retarded people.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 11, 2009 02:30PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No, 496 is right. I can smell your catfish
> > clam
> > > bake from here. Why don't you get the
> > centipedes
> > > and sand out of your twat and give it a good
> > once
> > > over every 4 or 5 years?
> >
> >
> > You must be smellin' yourself! You and 496
> should
> > go out, no woman in her right mind would have
> > anything to do with you two. Hey brush your
> > teeth, maybe it's your breath. You and 496
> make
> > one pair of haters.
>
> My breath smells like wintergreen, not like a
> biology classroom on "shark dissecting day." The
> last time I smelled anything as pungent as your
> cavernous hole was when my visit to the open air
> fish market in Louisiana three days after Hurrcane
> Katrina.


You like 496 have spoken and removed all doubt about your lack of intelligence.

You and I have never met, nor will we ever, I don't make a habit of socializing with LOSERS! Plus those with no class, like you and your peers here.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: March 19, 2009 06:24PM

I now second the nomination of Mr. Mephisto for Best: restaurant reviewer

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 19, 2009 07:39PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> I now second the nomination of Mr. Mephisto for
> Best: restaurant reviewer


Mr.Mephisto wasn't nominated for best restaurant reviewer, Meeper was.
Which confirms that this site now has some of the dumbest posters ever!

Mephisto pees on clothes in stores and Meeper has no taste and no one
cares now what you think.

This is a Fag Po Po site and the dumbest site on the web, what an honor.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 19, 2009 07:58PM

I also play with dolls.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 19, 2009 09:12PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I also play with dolls.


In addition to peeing on clothes in retail stores with pride in your Hispanic culture? Being gay and playing with dolls makes you stranger then ever.

When accused of being a Fag, those who aren't, are quick to deny it, but no one here has done that...interesting. This is a huge fag po-po site.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/19/2009 09:14PM by spunky.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: March 19, 2009 09:59PM

Like denying it would change anything?

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: March 19, 2009 10:36PM

spunky Wrote:
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> In addition to peeing on clothes in retail stores
> with pride in your Hispanic culture? Being gay
> and playing with dolls makes you stranger then
> ever.


Mr Mephisto, when did you become Hispanic? You weren't Hispanic last time I saw you. Did Mahammed Atta make you Hispanic?

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: ? ()
Date: March 19, 2009 10:49PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > In addition to peeing on clothes in retail
> stores
> > with pride in your Hispanic culture? Being gay
> > and playing with dolls makes you stranger then
> > ever.
>
>
> Mr Mephisto, when did you become Hispanic? You
> weren't Hispanic last time I saw you. Did
> Mahammed Atta make you Hispanic?


When and where did you see him...at the Zoo?

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 20, 2009 12:08AM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > In addition to peeing on clothes in retail
> stores
> > with pride in your Hispanic culture? Being gay
> > and playing with dolls makes you stranger then
> > ever.
>
>
> Mr Mephisto, when did you become Hispanic? You
> weren't Hispanic last time I saw you. Did
> Mahammed Atta make you Hispanic?

You couldn't tell from all of the burritos?

Sorry you had to hear it from Spunky first, but yeah... I'm totally a clothes-peeing mexican.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 20, 2009 01:45PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Genevieve Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spunky Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > In addition to peeing on clothes in retail
> > stores
> > > with pride in your Hispanic culture? Being
> gay
> > > and playing with dolls makes you stranger
> then
> > > ever.
> >
> >
> > Mr Mephisto, when did you become Hispanic? You
> > weren't Hispanic last time I saw you. Did
> > Mahammed Atta make you Hispanic?
>
> You couldn't tell from all of the burritos?
>
> Sorry you had to hear it from Spunky first, but
> yeah... I'm totally a clothes-peeing mexican.



You forgot a misogynist GAY also, along with a lot of other posters here like angel42?, 496, Vince and so many more. Remember the truth will set you free.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 20, 2009 01:50PM

I forgot about that. Thanks, Spunky!

You rock!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 20, 2009 01:55PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I forgot about that. Thanks, Spunky!
>
> You rock!


Don't mention it, it's the least I could do for a reg.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: March 20, 2009 09:43PM

There's a lot of cats in here.

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: March 21, 2009 01:02AM

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Attachments:
funny-pictures-your-cat-asks-you-what-you-are-doing.jpg

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Re: Who hates cats?
Posted by: arnie ()
Date: August 20, 2023 10:15PM

i use to have cat

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