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BO needs to go!
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: October 21, 2021 11:06AM

Do old presidents show up, to speak up when their following leader is in charge? Brown Onion, you appointed me, and I will be the undisputed bowels leader. You have your own spot, this is my forum.

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: October 21, 2021 11:23AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Do old presidents show up, to speak up when their
> following leader is in charge? Brown Onion, you
> appointed me, and I will be the undisputed bowels
> leader. You have your own spot, this is my forum.


He started this so get over this. Going to eat pizza, wings, and beer.

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Hambeast Onion-King of Shit! ()
Date: October 21, 2021 11:27AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Do old presidents show up, to speak up when their
> following leader is in charge? Brown Onion, you
> appointed me, and I will be the undisputed bowels
> leader. You have your own spot, this is my forum.


It doesn't matter if you post as "Brown Onion", "Hambeast Onion" or "JP morningwood". You are a shitface...
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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Gay lover of Brown Onion ()
Date: October 21, 2021 11:36AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion, you
> appointed me, and I will be the undisputed bowels
> leader. You have your own spot, this is my forum.

My dear soulmate Brown Onion did not designate a replacement as he is still alive and well. He is happier than a pig in shit to use his own words.

At this very moment Brown Onion is having a Lindsy Scat Lunch. He's on the tile floor of our living room, rolling around naked with Lindsey Graham and Lindsay Lohan in a puddle of raw sewage. They are defecating and feeding it to one another. Lindsey Graham has his cock up Brown Onion's ass dislodging another turd.
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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: October 21, 2021 11:53AM

Instead of focusing on this petty "King" shit, we should focus on something more pragmatic!

Some people still flush their poop down right away. They are missing out on most of the fun. How do we enlighten them to join us?

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: October 21, 2021 12:13PM

Hambeast Onion-King of Shit! Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do old presidents show up, to speak up when
> their
> > following leader is in charge? Brown Onion, you
> > appointed me, and I will be the undisputed
> bowels
> > leader. You have your own spot, this is my
> forum.
>
>
> It doesn't matter if you post as "Brown Onion",
> "Hambeast Onion" or "JP morningwood". You are a
> shitface...

Aren’t you cute? You’re the shitface asshole. You probably are 40, haven’t got laid, and live at your parents house loser.

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Shitty Sam ()
Date: October 21, 2021 12:25PM

No you do. Brown Onion at least was funny. You’re just an angry guy.

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Funny once ()
Date: October 21, 2021 12:40PM

Brown Onion was funny once. By the 2nd, 3rd, 4th time he posted his same shit narrative everyone had already seen it. By the 10th time it was stupid and annoying. By the 100th, 101st, and nth time he posted the same repetitive shit, he was hated and people wanted to shove his head into a septic tank.

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: October 21, 2021 12:47PM

Hated by you loved by many. Nice try.

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Gay lover of Brown Onion ()
Date: October 21, 2021 12:56PM

My partner and lover Brown Onion is a bit repetitive but he is old and forgetful so please ignore his frequent re-telling of the same stories.

Everyone loves Brown Onion and Brown Onion loves everyone back. He is a very loving man and he gets a lotta love from the BBC. Brown Onion also loves him a Louisville Slugger baseball bat.
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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Hambeast Onion-King of Shit! ()
Date: October 21, 2021 02:45PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion-King of Shit! Wrote:

> > It doesn't matter if you post as "Brown Onion",
> > "Hambeast Onion" or "JP morningwood". You are a
> > shitface...
>
> Aren’t you cute? You’re the shitface asshole.
> You probably are 40, haven’t got laid, and live
> at your parents house loser.

Nope, you are wrong about the way I live.

What I'm not wrong about is you want the lofty position of being FFXU's King of Shut!!

This one's for you big fella.
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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Real fatso Freddie ()
Date: October 21, 2021 03:31PM

Fried chicken sandwiches. This will be incredible!

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: October 21, 2021 04:09PM

24 pancakes, 20 egg omelette, 6 sausage patties for lunch. Getting ready to drop bombs in the toilet soon.

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Recycling Onion ()
Date: October 21, 2021 04:45PM

Real Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> 24 pancakes, 20 egg omelette, 6 sausage patties
> for lunch. Getting ready to drop bombs in the
> toilet soon.

You shouldn't waste good waste down the toilet. We Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) would pay money for you to deposit that steamy foetid cargo on and in our nude bodies. Furthermore many nutrients are not fully absorbed on the first trip through the bowels. Consuming our output a second time is a more efficient use of food.
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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: racist onion ()
Date: October 21, 2021 05:14PM

I can eat 40 Mcnigger nuggets at one sitting.

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: Super racist Onion ()
Date: October 21, 2021 05:27PM

racist onion Wrote:
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> I can eat 40 Mcnigger nuggets at one sitting.


You must shit like a nigger when he sees a lynch mob coming.

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Re: BO needs to go!
Posted by: the real Onion Madhi ()
Date: October 21, 2021 08:09PM







































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