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I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: Cornholio ()
Date: October 17, 2021 04:05PM

Someone pointed out I may have to have some ribs removed for this.

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Re: I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: Mahdi. Dude. You're a freak! ()
Date: October 17, 2021 08:47PM

Man you can get some help online dude

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Re: I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: Just use your finger ()
Date: October 17, 2021 09:58PM

Stick your finger up there then you can smell it and lick it. That’s the way I do it

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Re: I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: Surgically Remove 2 Ribs ()
Date: October 17, 2021 10:01PM

Worth it!

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Re: I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: October 17, 2021 10:08PM

Can I come over and lick your butthole?

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Re: I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: Butthole Buddy ()
Date: October 17, 2021 10:22PM

Gay Gus Wrote:
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> Can I come over and lick your butthole?


Gus thanks for the offer but before I accept post a picture of your penis so I can see what we’re working with here

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Re: I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: October 17, 2021 11:17PM

Butthole Buddy Wrote:
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> Gay Gus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can I come over and lick your butthole?
>
>
> Gus thanks for the offer but before I accept post
> a picture of your penis so I can see what we’re
> working with here

Most of my partners call me King Kong.

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Re: I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: Full Balls ()
Date: October 17, 2021 11:26PM

I don’t want my butthole licked but my balls could use a good tongue lashing. Who’s interested?

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Re: I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: 34y34y ()
Date: October 17, 2021 11:28PM

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.

GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

DROP DEAD G2

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may you rot in hell, G2

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Re: I want to be able to lick and sniff my own butthole
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: October 17, 2021 11:37PM

Full Balls Wrote:
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> I don’t want my butthole licked but my balls
> could use a good tongue lashing. Who’s
> interested?


I only lick buttholes not balls, but my buddy Thilly Thavage might be able to help you out

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