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Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2014 05:27AM

So I get a call in the wee hours of the morning from (571) 328-8698......they only rang briefly, so I called back. The VERY young person on the other end of the phone was really nervous and started giggling like some kid, just barely able to say "I dialed the wrong number."

Anyway, the number belongs to a prepaid phone with Verizon wireless, assigned to someone in Annapolis Junction. Fortunately, Privacy Star let me know the number belongs to a Dexter Johnson. Going over to Pipl.com, it seems Dexter Johnson has had various military addresses over the years, specifically Air Force bases.


I can't put my finger on it, who on this site has made claims over the years to have an affiliation with the Air Force, who would be stupid enough to call me and have an OH SHIT moment when they realized their number would show up?


Someone needs to have a talk with their young son....



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2014 05:29AM by eesh.
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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: cause it looks make up ()
Date: August 21, 2014 06:14AM

Are those real colleges?

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Ggg tuft ()
Date: August 21, 2014 06:16AM

Counterintelligence - most incorrectly used word after "quantum"

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: kCyKW ()
Date: August 21, 2014 06:50AM

Counterintelligence -- When your kitchen knows more than you.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Trouble maker ()
Date: August 21, 2014 08:01AM

This never happened. You're just trying to start trouble as usual.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 21, 2014 08:12AM

Eli the Fake Resume?

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: how did you miss this ()
Date: August 21, 2014 08:28AM

www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1544247.html

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: August 21, 2014 08:29AM

Sounds like Poin-Dexter shit his britches, this might turn into WWF PAY PER VIEW FOR FFXU GOLD MEMBERS!

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2014 05:30PM

kCyKW Wrote:
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> Counterintelligence -- When your kitchen knows
> more than you.



Especially granite counters.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: TS/SCI with full scope poly ()
Date: September 06, 2014 11:14PM

Dexter needs to control his son.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Eli's dad ()
Date: September 07, 2014 12:10AM

It's his dad, he pays for his son's cell phone bill.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Date: September 07, 2014 12:29AM

Eli's dad Wrote:
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> It's his dad, he pays for his son's cell phone
> bill.


eesh, Stop calling my house and asking my Dad what he is wearing.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh should tread carefully ()
Date: September 07, 2014 03:17AM


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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: no jail for eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2014 03:45AM

eesh should tread carefully Wrote:
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> http://vacode.org/18.2-186.4/

Except for the fact that he has to include a social security number, driver’s license number, bank account numbers, credit or debit card numbers, personal identification numbers (PIN), electronic identification codes, automated or electronic signatures or any other numbers or information that can be used to access a person’s financial resources, obtain identification, act as identification, or obtain money, credit, loans, goods or services to actually break the law.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: .... ()
Date: September 07, 2014 07:59AM

no jail for eesh Wrote:
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> eesh should tread carefully Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------by
> -----
> > http://vacode.org/18.2-186.4/
>
> Except for the fact that he has to include a
> social security number, driver’s license number,
> bank account numbers, credit or debit card
> numbers, personal identification numbers (PIN),
> electronic identification codes, automated or
> electronic signatures or any other numbers or
> information that can be used to access a
> person’s financial resources, obtain
> identification, act as identification, or obtain
> money, credit, loans, goods or services to
> actually break the law.


no and you are dumb. it is not an identity theft law fucktard

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2014 09:39AM

eesh should tread carefully Wrote:
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> http://vacode.org/18.2-186.4/


LOL It's funny because you do this everyday.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: lawyer rup ()
Date: September 07, 2014 10:00AM

because 1 person does something illegal, it makes it ok for somebody else to do it too. logic is not your strongsuit. daddy is calling his lawyer.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 01:52AM

Took me long enough, this number eventually leads back to 3090 Covington Street near Pan Am Shopping Center. This home is a mile from the Smashburger where Eli spotted lizzie working, and nearby Luther Middle where Eli said he went to middle school.

It could just be a huge coincidence.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: never learn ()
Date: November 08, 2014 07:05AM

^^^ I think its safe to assume you're totally wrong, since you're wrong 99.99% of the time about everything else.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Publicly Available Information ()
Date: November 08, 2014 08:05AM

Using public records, it looks like the house on Covington is owned by Dexter G. and Hwa Y. Johnson, who bought it about 11 years ago.

There's also a DeStephanie C. Johnson associated with that address who's a PE teacher at Annandale Terrace Elementary School and on Pinterest at http://www.pinterest.com/sportsgirl63/. Maybe she was living with her brother before buying her townhouse in Lorton.

What DeStephanie C. Johnson's relation is, if any, to DeStephanie R. Johnson, who has an account on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/destephanj is unclear, but I'm thinking either mother or aunt.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: , ()
Date: November 08, 2014 08:37AM

Eesh,

How did they get your phone number?

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 01:22PM

Publicly Available Information Wrote:
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> Using public records, it looks like the house on
> Covington is owned by Dexter G. and Hwa Y.
> Johnson, who bought it about 11 years ago.
>
> There's also a DeStephanie C. Johnson associated
> with that address who's a PE teacher at Annandale
> Terrace Elementary School and on Pinterest at
> http://www.pinterest.com/sportsgirl63/. Maybe she
> was living with her brother before buying her
> townhouse in Lorton.
>
> What DeStephanie C. Johnson's relation is, if any,
> to DeStephanie R. Johnson, who has an account on
> Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/destephanj is
> unclear, but I'm thinking either mother or aunt.



Yeah, I don't care about any of that. I just want to know about their idiot son.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 01:27PM

never learn Wrote:
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> ^^^ I think its safe to assume you're totally
> wrong, since you're wrong 99.99% of the time about
> everything else.




It could just all be a huge coincidence, but then again....

Eli recognized a Kenny Westin from one of lizzie's bonfire videos, so he is definitely local to the area, in that age group.

Eli spotted lizzie working at Smashburger, so he is nearby Fairfax City.

He wrote under his GordonBlvd name (impersonation of Gordon BLVD) that he went to Luther Jackson Middle, and that school is in this small radius of clues.


Again, it could all be a coincidence, but when someone briefly rings the phone; I call back, and they are completely OH SHIT, I'm very curious about the person.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:24PM

There is a correlation between this thread being bumped and the very angry anonymous person following me around the forum.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: same story? ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:35PM

didn't Eli bang Conie?

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: I figured it all out.... ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:36PM

file.php?40,file=76234,filename=Ouroboro

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:42PM

same story? Wrote:
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> didn't Eli bang Conie?





No, as much as Eli obsessed over Connie, he never met her. I was the only one from the site that met her, and for some reason that really pissed Eli off. I don't know why.

It goes back to what I said earlier, people that have the most anger and grudge-holding on this site are also the least capable of doing anything about it. All they can do is sit and stew in their own anger.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: want to know? ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:45PM

Why is Eli not capable of doing anything?


He looks like a big baller who goes out to baseball games and gambles.


I know Misery is bat shit crazy.... But Eli just seems like a troll pulling your chain

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: I was wrong ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:46PM

for some reason I thought he was some military dude that was banging that milf conie.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: holding out? ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:46PM

want to know? Wrote:
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> Why is Eli not capable of doing anything?
>
>
> He looks like a big baller who goes out to
> baseball games and gambles.
>
>
> I know Misery is bat shit crazy.... But Eli just
> seems like a troll pulling your chain


Pics please

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: not impressed by that ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:48PM

want to know? Wrote:
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> Why is Eli not capable of doing anything?
>
>
> He looks like a big baller who goes out to
> baseball games and gambles.

but that's stuff that anyone can do

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:53PM

want to know? Wrote:
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> Why is Eli not capable of doing anything?
>
>
> He looks like a big baller who goes out to
> baseball games and gambles.





The fact that you have to say that means the opposite is true.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: impressive by FFXU standards ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:56PM

not impressed by that Wrote:
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> want to know? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why is Eli not capable of doing anything?
> >
> >
> > He looks like a big baller who goes out to
> > baseball games and gambles.
>
> but that's stuff that anyone can do

Apparently Misery is afraid to even leave his apt

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:57PM

A small example here, someone that knows they are a "big baller" and wealthy doesn't feel the need to do this. I'll ignore the wristband from Hot Topic, which is a conversation all to itself.


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read.php?40,852558,852703,quote=1

Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: want to know? ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> A small example here, someone that knows they are
> a "big baller" and wealthy doesn't feel the need
> to do this. I'll ignore the wristband from Hot
> Topic, which is a conversation all to itself.
>
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read.php?4
> 0,852558,852703,quote=1


LOL at the studs on his wrist!

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 04:59PM

As summed up beautifully by MrMephisto:


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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 05:07PM

Then there is the abundance of stolen Facebook pics that Eli has posted over the years, "proving" that he is an airman deploying around the world. Again, if he was really in the military, he wouldn't have to do this.


Going back to the big baller comment, Eli has gone from claims of being an airman deploying around the world, to being an online poker player making big bucks, to being in the special forces, to being a hacker, to being a drug dealer.

He doesn't know what he wants to be, but he knows that he has a need to impress people on the internet, to escape his reality and who he really is. His posts over this past year have really gotten angrier, and he resorts to talking to himself, as evidenced by this thread edited by Cary.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1537320/1538727.html#msg-1538727

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 05:16PM

There is something else too I noticed that lets me know that TheNorthman and Eli are in fact the same person.

This thread:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/941300/1552230.html#msg-1552230



We all know that posting Facebook pics can lead back to the account holder if the original string of numbers is left as the image title. However, if you rename it, you can't trace back the pic; reverse image search engines do not crawl Facebook.

In other words, Eli posted this Facebook pic titled "speedo black beret" and TheNorthman knew exactly where to look. This would not be possible if they were separate individuals.

Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: uhh dude ()
Date: November 08, 2014 05:18PM

No one cares, get a life.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 05:21PM

uhh dude Wrote:
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> No one cares, get a life.



Since it concerns you, you most certainly do care.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Different poster ()
Date: November 08, 2014 05:22PM

eesh Wrote:
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> uhh dude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No one cares, get a life.
>
>
>
> Since it concerns you, you most certainly do care.


No, really. Just you.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: uhh dude ()
Date: November 08, 2014 05:28PM

Different poster Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > uhh dude Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No one cares, get a life.
> >
> >
> >
> > Since it concerns you, you most certainly do
> care.
>
>
> No, really. Just you.


LOL

Are we really different?!?

Figure this mystery out eesh!

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Different poster ()
Date: November 08, 2014 05:30PM

Yes. I was going to post something similar but you beat me to it.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: John Nash ()
Date: November 08, 2014 09:36PM

eesh Wrote:
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> There is something else too I noticed that lets me
> know that TheNorthman and Eli are in fact the same
> person.
>
> This thread:
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/94
> 1300/1552230.html#msg-1552230
>
>
>
> We all know that posting Facebook pics can lead
> back to the account holder if the original string
> of numbers is left as the image title. However, if
> you rename it, you can't trace back the pic;
> reverse image search engines do not crawl
> Facebook.
>
> In other words, Eli posted this Facebook pic
> titled "speedo black beret" and TheNorthman knew
> exactly where to look. This would not be possible
> if they were separate individuals.


What is A Beautiful Mind even saying at this point? Clear it up please...how many different people are you actually saying this Eli person is now? Serious question.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Assumption ()
Date: November 08, 2014 09:39PM

Could it be that they are friends with the same person?

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Assumption ()
Date: November 08, 2014 09:40PM

Or that NM is purposely fucking with just to watch your head spin? You have to admit, it's pretty hilarious.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh's 'A Beautiful Mind' room ()
Date: November 08, 2014 09:40PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Took me long enough, this number eventually leads
> back to 3090 Covington Street near Pan Am Shopping
> Center. This home is a mile from the Smashburger
> where Eli spotted lizzie working, and nearby
> Luther Middle where Eli said he went to middle
> school.
>
> It could just be a huge coincidence.



Also, you bumped this thread. Look, up above. Serious question: how many different people is "Eli"?

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eli wins by default ()
Date: November 08, 2014 09:47PM

Assumption Wrote:
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> Or that NM is purposely fucking with just to watch
> your head spin? You have to admit, it's pretty
> hilarious.


+1

All the hours eesh has invested to try to "out" Eli, is pathetic.

Eesh probably dreams of outing Eli at night

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 10:09PM

Hi Eli.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Ed Harris ()
Date: November 08, 2014 10:30PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hi Eli.



...or just avoid the question and skulk away in defeat...


You seem to be suggesting that more than one (by my count, at least three) different people are "Eli" at this point...Honestly curious about your take on that.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: Head spinning, delusional ()
Date: November 08, 2014 10:53PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hi Eli.


Point proven.

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Re: Who is Dexter Johnson?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 09, 2014 12:12AM

Hi Eli.

Blessed are the murderous.

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