Drunk, naked motorcyclist hits 2 cars

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Drunk, naked motorcyclist hits 2 cars

Posted by: Naked news ()

Date: August 20, 2014 12:11PM

Police: Drunk, naked motorcyclist hits 2 cars
Wednesday - 8/20/2014, 9:10am ET

ARLINGTON, Va. (AP) -- Arlington County police say a drunk, naked man crashed into two cars while riding a motorcycle before fleeing into some woods.

The crashes occurred on Friday night in Arlington. Police say 42-year-old Roland Hitchens wasn't wearing any clothes when police found him close to the scene. He was taken to a hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. No one else was hurt.

Police announced Tuesday that Hitchens has been charged with felony hit- and-run, indecent exposure, driving under the influence and other offenses. He was ordered held without bond.

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Re: Drunk, naked motorcyclist hits 2 cars

Posted by: On Golem Pond ()

Date: August 20, 2014 12:20PM

Paging Kilton...

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Re: Drunk, naked motorcyclist hits 2 cars

Posted by: long time ffxur ()

Date: August 20, 2014 12:22PM

Kilton is not much of an off topic reader/poster.

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Re: Drunk, naked motorcyclist hits 2 cars

Posted by: Fucking Obama! ()

Date: August 20, 2014 12:25PM

That's what is so fucked up about this area. You can't even ride around naked on your own motorcycle.

Fucking Obama!

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