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Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Jen Psaki Interiors ()
Date: September 08, 2021 11:34PM

Ummm...it's fun to wonder!

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Bocook F Sylvanna ()
Date: September 08, 2021 11:36PM

This was me a while back. Let your imagination run wild. ;)
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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Jen Psaki Interiors ()
Date: September 08, 2021 11:40PM

Uh...ok.
Bbbbut, Mommy? Does the carpet match the drapes?

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Bocook F SyIvanna ()
Date: September 08, 2021 11:43PM

Oh my lord! NO!

My locks are dark. I favor bare floors.

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Does a bear shit in the woods? ()
Date: September 09, 2021 12:08AM

Jen Psaki Interiors Wrote:
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> Ummm...it's fun to wonder!


Yes, Psaki isn't nicknamed "Fire Crotch" for no reason.

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Jen Psaki Interiors ()
Date: September 09, 2021 08:03AM

Well, that's the question: red & hot or bald & hot?

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: the answer guy ()
Date: September 09, 2021 08:15AM

No, they don't.

Her natural hair color is medium-light brown, which started turning gray a few years ago. She started dying it, and for some fucking crazy reason, decided on Bozo Orange as her choice.

This pick from about 12 years ago shows her color back then. The roots are her natural hair color...

 
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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Lip Freckles ()
Date: September 09, 2021 08:24AM

Raggedy Anne probably has inverted nipples too!

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: I Would Eat That! ()
Date: September 09, 2021 08:24AM

Bocook F Sylvanna Wrote:
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> This was me a while back. Let your imagination run
> wild. ;)

Yep!

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Dayum ()
Date: September 09, 2021 09:01PM

I Would Eat That! Wrote:
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> Bocook F Sylvanna Wrote:
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> > This was me a while back. Let your imagination
> run
> > wild. ;)
>
> Yep!

Show us your big tits and bald snatch. I’m interested in eating you. Do you do anal?

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Bocook F Sylvanna ()
Date: September 09, 2021 09:25PM

Dayum Wrote:
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> I Would Eat That! Wrote:
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> -----
> > Bocook F Sylvanna Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This was me a while back. Let your
> imagination
> > run
> > > wild. ;)
> >
> > Yep!
>
> Show us your big tits and bald snatch. I’m
> interested in eating you. Do you do anal?



I don’t do anal anymore. When I was at VCU, one of the basketball players gave me anal fissures because he was so big down there.

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Bocook F SyIvanna ()
Date: September 09, 2021 09:55PM

Oh, wait.
No. I actually DO do anal...I just forgot for a hot minute. Oopsie!

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Dayum ()
Date: September 09, 2021 10:29PM

Bocook F SyIvanna Wrote:
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> Oh, wait.
> No. I actually DO do anal...I just forgot for a
> hot minute. Oopsie!

Great! I was hoping you’d say that. Now show us dat ass

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Nick the dick ()
Date: September 09, 2021 10:36PM

Bocook F SyIvanna Wrote:
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> Oh, wait.
> No. I actually DO do anal...I just forgot for a
> hot minute. Oopsie!

Aren’t you like 50 pounds overweight? I wood not want to do anal with you. You have a poor diet and probably shit all over a guy after he barely inserted his bell-end in your no doubt very large rectum.

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Bocook F Sylvanna ()
Date: September 09, 2021 10:39PM

I don’t have a poor diet! Look at this pic, that’s my husband with me. That sexy man could have any girl he wants, but he chose me. Why? Because I’m a sexy, athletic, and intelligent woman.
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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Many such cases ()
Date: September 09, 2021 10:53PM

Bocook F Sylvanna Wrote:
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> I don’t have a poor diet! Look at this pic,
> that’s my husband with me. That sexy man could
> have any girl he wants, but he chose me. Why?
> Because I’m a sexy, athletic, and intelligent
> woman.


Hate to break it to you sweetheart, but he’s only with you to get his papers. Once he gets his Green Card, he will go AWOL.

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Hey Nick! ()
Date: September 09, 2021 11:01PM

Did I see you at the grocery store the other day? It looked like you were hopning in on a pair of hot ass yoga pants!!

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Looks like ()
Date: September 09, 2021 11:25PM

The guy with you just got of prison. Does he speak English? By the way, what’s your movie about? The Camel? Bestiality perhaps?

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Bocook F SyIvanna ()
Date: September 09, 2021 11:37PM

It's a porn/horror/comedy short.
I get gang-raped by a troupe of Central American midget bullfighting.

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: FUV ()
Date: September 09, 2021 11:39PM

Looking for information on this post.
Please PM. Post included kids in picture that wasn’t cropped.
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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Bocook F Sylvanna ()
Date: September 10, 2021 02:46AM

Bocook F SyIvanna Wrote:
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> It's a porn/horror/comedy short.
> I get gang-raped by a troupe of Central American
> midget bullfighting.


IMPERSONATING POST

The movie is really about an impoverished and obese woman who is ostracized by her predominantly white family for being in a relationship with a Hispanic guy. It has a sad ending as she spends the rest of her life in a trailer park and is raped by her Jewish landlord.

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: BONER ()
Date: September 16, 2021 12:33AM

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Re: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Bocook F SyIvanna ()
Date: September 16, 2021 12:47AM

Need to shave my feet

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