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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Bumping Bumper ()
Date: August 03, 2019 01:04PM

No, no, no, little cray-cray thread! Look at you trying to sneak off the main page. Back you go!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Don't make me laugh ()
Date: August 03, 2019 01:06PM

So yeah Wrote:
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> Not going to lie, Megan’s been posted mad
> unfiltered photos on Snapchat and Facebook.
> She’s fucking smoking these days. Ohio sure has
> done something to her; or, maybe her men man has.
> Either way rock on Megan.

Megan smoking? BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Don't make me laugh. That skank-a-dank wouldn't smoke if you lit her on fire. She's a fucking pig!
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: now, this goat business ()
Date: August 03, 2019 01:07PM

is she trying to make herself more desirable to gerry?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Dickhead.. ()
Date: August 03, 2019 03:02PM

now, this goat business Wrote:
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> is she trying to make herself more desirable to
> gerry?

Gerry? I'm thinking part of her new career as an online fetish artist.

Like all the men she has been with, she will end up emasculating the goat.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: can goat fit up her ass? ()
Date: August 03, 2019 03:39PM

Has it been stretched too wide for weasels?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Not 100% sure ()
Date: August 03, 2019 05:03PM

can goat fit up her ass? Wrote:
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> Has it been stretched too wide for weasels?


I heard this is just a starter goat. Once her webcam gets going she is planning to upgrade to an entire petting zoo.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 03, 2019 11:44PM

can goat fit up her ass? Wrote:
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> Has it been stretched too wide for weasels?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: weasel tail..... ()
Date: August 03, 2019 11:48PM

Now chick in prev post would actually look GOOD with the weasel tail.......

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 04, 2019 03:32PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Forget Superman ()
Date: August 04, 2019 04:24PM

weasel tail..... Wrote:
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> Now chick in prev post would actually look GOOD
> with the weasel tail.......



https://www.yelp.com/biz/ice-house-inn-youngstown


"I always love good wings and these were top notch for sure. "


We all know how she loves her chicken wings...
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 07, 2019 12:08AM

.......::::
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: damnit eesh...... ()
Date: August 07, 2019 12:10AM

You know, once upon a time you actually posted some decent porn - stuff we could fap to. Now it's all fat chicks, or chicks with dicks, or BBC. WTF happened?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 07, 2019 12:18AM

damnit eesh...... Wrote:
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> You know, once upon a time you actually posted
> some decent porn - stuff we could fap to. Now it's
> all fat chicks, or chicks with dicks, or BBC. WTF
> happened?


The trifecta will be posting a fat black chick with a dick.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: fat black chick with a dick... ()
Date: August 07, 2019 12:24AM

Starban Wrote:
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>
> The trifecta will be posting a fat black chick
> with a dick.


ie lizzie

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Bumping Bumper ()
Date: August 08, 2019 06:16PM

Get your ass back to page 1, cray-cray thread.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: And in other news... ()
Date: August 08, 2019 07:04PM

William R Moreno is triggered and Megan still likes weasels.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: k7xy4 ()
Date: August 08, 2019 07:18PM

k7xy4

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: DG49WL ()
Date: August 08, 2019 08:09PM

Is Hammie back yet, or still whoring it up in Ohio?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hambeasiality ()
Date: August 08, 2019 08:34PM

DG49WL Wrote:
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> Is Hammie back yet, or still whoring it up in
> Ohio?

I heard she was in the hospital getting a gallon of semen pumped out of her stomach.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Belated birthday.. ()
Date: August 08, 2019 09:05PM

We missed her birthday last week.

Ever since she moved to Ohio to die violently like her brother, we have neglected those things...
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: is the fat guy still alive? ()
Date: August 08, 2019 11:32PM

he should post here

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: WTF I luv miz ()
Date: August 09, 2019 02:30AM

Why is miz trying to crash this thread?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: miz crashing the thread? ()
Date: August 09, 2019 04:24AM

He wants to stomp out the old eeshlizmizmeg drama, in which he was the unwilling fool and butt of all jokes, and 'reestablish' himself as a person of respect on this forum. Fuck him.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: He hates Megag ()
Date: August 09, 2019 07:31AM

William tried to recruit Megan to Team Miz but she eventually realized what a loathsome scumbag he is. William Moreno used and abused Megan and tossed her aside like a used tampon.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: bumping bumper ()
Date: August 10, 2019 02:19PM

Why you think you can slip off the main page?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: bumping bumper ()
Date: August 10, 2019 02:20PM

Need to push this to 150 pages!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Da Hambeast ()
Date: August 10, 2019 02:21PM

Hambeast thread shall live eternal!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: You fucking nigger ()
Date: August 10, 2019 02:21PM

It's going out the window!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Didn't your dad ()
Date: August 10, 2019 02:21PM

Buy you that phone?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Purple Prolapse ()
Date: August 10, 2019 02:28PM

"I may not be much to look at now but at 2am when you are drunk and I'm the only one left in this shabby bar, you'll let me give you a blowjob"
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ewww no ()
Date: August 10, 2019 03:44PM

I wouldn't let that hippocrocadogapig blow me if she were the last chick on earth. Nasss-TAY. I think I got the clap just looking at her photo. That is one skeevey ho bag.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: weasel in the butt ()
Date: August 10, 2019 03:45PM

chicken wing on the bed

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Purple Prolapse ()
Date: August 10, 2019 04:52PM

Ewww no Wrote:
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> I wouldn't let that hippocrocadogapig blow me if
> she were the last chick on earth. Nasss-TAY. I
> think I got the clap just looking at her photo.
> That is one skeevey ho bag.


"Men say this all the time when they are sober. After a night of booze, sitting alone, you will give in. Men always give in when they are drunk."

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 10, 2019 04:55PM

That's why Josh left Megan. He stopped drinking and realized that he was married to that disgusting creature.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Nnnnnnnope ()
Date: August 10, 2019 05:01PM

Purple Prolapse Wrote:
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> Ewww no Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wouldn't let that hippocrocadogapig blow me
> if
> > she were the last chick on earth. Nasss-TAY. I
> > think I got the clap just looking at her photo.
> > That is one skeevey ho bag.
>
>
> "Men say this all the time when they are sober.
> After a night of booze, sitting alone, you will
> give in. Men always give in when they are drunk."


Not even Mount Palomar-size beer goggles could make that slack-titted Gorgon look good. She nasty.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hippocrocadogapig! LOL! ()
Date: August 10, 2019 05:06PM

Ewww no Wrote:
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> I wouldn't let that hippocrocadogapig blow me if
> she were the last chick on earth. Nasss-TAY. I
> think I got the clap just looking at her photo.
> That is one skeevey ho bag.


FFU has done wonders for my vocabulary!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Urbane Dictionary ()
Date: August 10, 2019 06:22PM


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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 11, 2019 02:19AM

.,,,,,,.,.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: August 11, 2019 08:38AM

JFC!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ham slam ()
Date: August 11, 2019 10:46AM

The other day upon the stair
I saw a hambeast that wasn't there.
It wasn't there again today
Oh how I wish I'd go away.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: elite ()
Date: August 15, 2019 09:16AM

Somebody please post Megan's Yelps. I enjoy reading about how she gets into some sort of altercation at every place she goes. The gross shitty foods she shoves down her snout are entertaining as well.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: here is a link ()
Date: August 15, 2019 10:09AM

elite Wrote:
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> Somebody please post Megan's Yelps. I enjoy
> reading about how she gets into some sort of
> altercation at every place she goes. The gross
> shitty foods she shoves down her snout are
> entertaining as well.


https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Thanks bro ()
Date: August 17, 2019 12:42PM

here is a link Wrote:
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> elite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Somebody please post Megan's Yelps. I enjoy
> > reading about how she gets into some sort of
> > altercation at every place she goes. The gross
> > shitty foods she shoves down her snout are
> > entertaining as well.
>
>
> https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=MW_dvZ-mi
> A-zv6vgWEJsFg

Yer doin god's work.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Booger n Cum ()
Date: August 17, 2019 12:53PM

"Yelp Elite"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, OMG, I can't believe that's a thing. Hope you enjoy eating 50% boogers and cum in all the food that gets served to you if you bring that up at your meal. LOL. What a fucking loser.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: 'I always love good wings' ()
Date: August 17, 2019 01:55PM

someone else already pointed out that line, but it bares repeating.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Weasels love good wings ()
Date: August 17, 2019 02:27PM

'I always love good wings' Wrote:
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> someone else already pointed out that line, but it
> bares repeating.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan has lots of problems ()
Date: August 17, 2019 02:45PM

Booger n Cum Wrote:
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> "Yelp Elite"
>
> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, OMG, I can't believe that's a
> thing. Hope you enjoy eating 50% boogers and cum
> in all the food that gets served to you if you
> bring that up at your meal. LOL. What a fucking
> loser.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Butters ()
Date: August 17, 2019 04:32PM

Can you imagine being so pathetically unaccomplished in life that you have to attain the rank of "Yelp Elite" (I can't type that without laughing) for your life to have some semblance of meaning? Hooolyeeeeee sheeeeit. Fukkin' sad.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ham Planet ()
Date: August 17, 2019 04:35PM

Belated birthday.. Wrote:
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> We missed her birthday last week.
>
> Ever since she moved to Ohio to die violently like
> her brother, we have neglected those things...

Jesusfukinchrist, that's not a hambeast on the right of that photo it's a HAM PLANET!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan earned $300.000 for Leiser ()
Date: August 17, 2019 04:43PM

When Megan posed in front of a camera and dug her fingers into her anus, spreading open her sphincter to expose all its inner purple parts, did she suspect that photo would be worth more than $300,000 to a couple of shyster lawyers?

Karen Leiser attests that Megan's photo was "necessary for the case." The Leisers collected over $300,000 for that case.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: that fat dude is EPIC! ()
Date: August 17, 2019 05:07PM

Ham Planet Wrote:
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> Belated birthday.. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We missed her birthday last week.
> >
> > Ever since she moved to Ohio to die violently
> like
> > her brother, we have neglected those things...
>
> Jesusfukinchrist, that's not a hambeast on the
> right of that photo it's a HAM PLANET!!!!!!!!!



He needs to join us here at FFU!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: False Idols ()
Date: August 17, 2019 06:33PM

Booger n Cum Wrote:
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> "Yelp Elite"
>
> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, OMG, I can't believe that's a
> thing. Hope you enjoy eating 50% boogers and cum
> in all the food that gets served to you if you
> bring that up at your meal. LOL. What a fucking
> loser.


Of her 84 reviews, 49 are '5-star'.

That stat alone negates any value her reviews might have.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Who is the Jabba dude? ()
Date: August 17, 2019 06:42PM

that fat dude is EPIC! Wrote:
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> Ham Planet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Belated birthday.. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > We missed her birthday last week.
> > >
> > > Ever since she moved to Ohio to die violently
> > like
> > > her brother, we have neglected those
> things...
> >
> > Jesusfukinchrist, that's not a hambeast on the
> > right of that photo it's a HAM PLANET!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
> He needs to join us here at FFU!

He looks like he would be a cool and awesome dude to hang out with. Someone send him an invite! Hopefully he's still alive.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Tard hunter ()
Date: August 20, 2019 09:08PM

Who is the Jabba dude? Wrote:

> > He needs to join us here at FFU!
>
> He looks like he would be a cool and awesome dude
> to hang out with. Someone send him an invite!
> Hopefully he's still alive.


Is he a tard? He looks inbred.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: jabba FTW ()
Date: August 20, 2019 11:32PM

he's no tard - he's the brains of the bunch

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: something he can do ()
Date: August 20, 2019 11:44PM

LOL, David needed the purple asshole photo because it was necessary for the case. David can offer up his own gaping asshole photo to Megan, in addition to some cash of course.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: obvious by inspection ()
Date: August 21, 2019 12:44AM

jabba FTW Wrote:
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> he's no tard - he's the brains of the bunch


Being the brains of that bunch doesn't mean he is not a 'tard. It just means he is less of a 'tard than the rest.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Life's a bitch and so is Megan ()
Date: August 21, 2019 06:18PM

Her one star yelp reviews are always my favorite since they say a lot more about the Hambitch herself than it does about the establisments...



https://www.yelp.com/user_details_reviews_self?userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg&review_sort=rating&rec_pagestart=80

For instance, this paragraph gives her side to an incident that doesn't make sense other than the fact that she was drunk and had issues with some other patrons which were of course, was everyone elses fault.

"I came here to relax to find that even after spending over 140 dollars with a group of two management finds it acceptable for patrons to assault me and do nothing about it. Then yell and scream at me while making up a story when I had the whole thing recorded for proof in the work uniform from the restaurant (eggspectations) the assailant and her abusive friend worked at. The manger Harrison Marsh then lied about what he saw turning it around on me due to perps ally knowing the two female bullies personally as evidence by his personal Facebook page. "

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 21, 2019 07:12PM

Megan sounds like she uses Yelp as a personal blog.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Thot Patrol ()
Date: August 22, 2019 06:47PM

Life's a bitch and so is Megan Wrote:
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> Her one star yelp reviews are always my favorite
> since they say a lot more about the Hambitch
> herself than it does about the establisments...
>
>
>
> https://www.yelp.com/user_details_reviews_self?use
> rid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg&review_sort=rating&rec_
> pagestart=80
>
> For instance, this paragraph gives her side to an
> incident that doesn't make sense other than the
> fact that she was drunk and had issues with some
> other patrons which were of course, was everyone
> elses fault.
>
> "I came here to relax to find that even after
> spending over 140 dollars with a group of two
> management finds it acceptable for patrons to
> assault me and do nothing about it. Then yell and
> scream at me while making up a story when I had
> the whole thing recorded for proof in the work
> uniform from the restaurant (eggspectations) the
> assailant and her abusive friend worked at. The
> manger Harrison Marsh then lied about what he saw
> turning it around on me due to perps ally knowing
> the two female bullies personally as evidence by
> his personal Facebook page. "

Jesus, it's like something a 14-year-old girl would write. Is she tarded?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: She's always a ()
Date: August 22, 2019 08:11PM

Cut her a break. Even the Fairfax Underground Goddess of Sex has an off day.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Past her experation date ()
Date: August 22, 2019 08:26PM

She's always a Wrote:
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> Cut her a break. Even the Fairfax Underground
> Goddess of Sex has an off day.


Just because she will sleep with anyone who will buy her an order of chicken wings does not make her the 'Goddess of Sex' of FFXU.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: They all hate you Megan ()
Date: August 22, 2019 09:06PM

https://www.yelp.com/user_details_review_search?q=Texas+Roadhouse&userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg

"
Third management is quite honestly a joke. I was assulated marks and all left on me by a customer who became aggrivated by another server who wasn't even me and they did nothing. Management didn't even allow me to file a report or call the police. I had pictures of my bruises next day.

Lets not even go to where my general manager in a position of power took me in the back berated me and told me "every faction of the restaurant hated me." Really it was him and he made it clear. Also, forcing me into a full fledged panic attack whilst begging him to let me get air until TJ the kitchen manager came to stop his, DeAndre's, verbally abusive nature. "

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammie eats out a lot ()
Date: August 22, 2019 10:34PM

goes out drinking a lot. Stays at hotels. Routinely shops.

where TF does she get the money for this?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 22, 2019 11:41PM

She worked at Texas Roadhouse in 2013? That’s about the time that she was arrested for credit card fraud. She must have been changing the tip amount on the customer receipts.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Goddess of prolapsed rectums ()
Date: August 24, 2019 12:23PM

Goddess of rectally inserted weasels maybe

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: to her credit ()
Date: August 24, 2019 01:16PM

Starban Wrote:
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> She worked at Texas Roadhouse in 2013? That’s
> about the time that she was arrested for credit
> card fraud. She must have been changing the tip
> amount on the customer receipts.

If she didn't do that, she would have gotten no tips at all.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 24, 2019 02:26PM

to her credit Wrote:
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> Starban Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She worked at Texas Roadhouse in 2013? That’s
> > about the time that she was arrested for credit
> > card fraud. She must have been changing the tip
> > amount on the customer receipts.
>
> If she didn't do that, she would have gotten no
> tips at all.




I’m sure she was a shitty waitress. She probably spit in the food too.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hammie: innocent victim ()
Date: August 24, 2019 02:41PM

Our lady of the purple prolapse has had a tough time of life.

Here she discusses the abuse she suffered at the hands of a movie theater bouncer.

https://www.yelp.com/user_details_review_search?q=Loudoun+Station+11&userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg


"Got there at 1:28 for a 2 PM showing and was removed from the lobby by the bouncer in a very rude fashion. He then stood there listening to me express my dissatisfaction with the situation and the treatment qe received; all while he stood there awkwardly and intimidating. This man waited until I finished and in a very condescending tone stated to said manager "well anyways..." which was so disrespectful in my humble opinion. "

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 24, 2019 02:45PM

How do you get into trouble at a movie theater?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: question about lizzie ()
Date: August 24, 2019 03:16PM

did you ever attend movie with lizzie? did she shout at the screen, as blacks often do?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 24, 2019 03:19PM

question about lizzie Wrote:
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> did you ever attend movie with lizzie? did she
> shout at the screen, as blacks often do?


I would rather go to a movie with Meade and watch him eat two large tubs of popcorn than go to a theater with Monique.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fly on the wall ()
Date: August 24, 2019 04:09PM

Starban Wrote:
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> How do you get into trouble at a movie theater?


And how imposing does an usher have to be to be mistaken for a 'bouncer'?

She, of course, leaves out what she was doing right before she was 'removed', though she still got to see the movie.

Ushers don't give a shit unless you are disturbing other patrons or destroying the property.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ham cunt ()
Date: August 24, 2019 04:12PM

Hammie: innocent victim Wrote:
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>
> "Got there at 1:28 for a 2 PM showing and was
> removed from the lobby by the bouncer in a very
> rude fashion. He then stood there listening to me
> express my dissatisfaction with the situation and
> the treatment qe received; all while he stood
> there awkwardly and intimidating. This man waited
> until I finished and in a very condescending tone
> stated to said manager "well anyways..." which was
> so disrespectful in my humble opinion. "

"Humble opinion"? That fat, dumb conceited cunt hasn't been humble in her entire life.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Weasel butt ()
Date: August 24, 2019 04:13PM

Starban Wrote:
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> How do you get into trouble at a movie theater?

She tried to shove a weasel up her butt at a crucial point during the movie.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Elite Hambeast ()
Date: August 24, 2019 04:17PM

From Hammie's Yelp page: “Just a Simple Woman Looking for a Simple Life”

LOL. Yeah, she's "simple" alright, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

(I mean retarded. I think she's mentally retarded. Slow. A sped. She can count to potato. A window-licker. Complete mong. A tard.)

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 24, 2019 04:27PM

She’s a simpleton that makes things complicated .

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: words have meaning ()
Date: August 24, 2019 04:29PM

Elite Hambeast Wrote:
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> From Hammie's Yelp page: “Just a Simple Woman
> Looking for a Simple Life”
>
> LOL. Yeah, she's "simple" alright, if you know
> what I mean and I think you do.
>
> (I mean retarded. I think she's mentally retarded.
> Slow. A sped. She can count to potato. A
> window-licker. Complete mong. A tard.)

My personal fave from her Yelp Page,

"Why You Should Read My Reviews
They're fun, ecclectic, and brutally honest."

No one is going to think "eclectic" when they read "ecclectic", they are going to think "who is this retard think she is fooling?"

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 25, 2019 01:12AM

.;::
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: at least she's cute ()
Date: August 25, 2019 05:23AM

Fat, but cute, and probably more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Between her and hammie, no contest.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 25, 2019 03:01PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: She fat ()
Date: August 25, 2019 03:50PM

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She's kind a cute for a fat girl. This is what that skank-a-lanka-dank Hammie wishes she looked like.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Bungalows ()
Date: August 26, 2019 12:50AM

Starban Wrote:
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> She worked at Texas Roadhouse in 2013? That’s
> about the time that she was arrested for credit
> card fraud. She must have been changing the tip
> amount on the customer receipts.


She worked at Bungalow Billiards in Chantilly as a server back in 2008/2009. She got fired from there as well, for both altering tip amounts (changing $5.00 to $15.00, etc) and a no call no show. Her excuse for the no call no show was that she was in the looney bin, so she couldn't make a phone call.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Elephant in the room ()
Date: August 26, 2019 01:23AM

Bungalows Wrote:
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> Starban Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She worked at Texas Roadhouse in 2013? That’s
> > about the time that she was arrested for credit
> > card fraud. She must have been changing the tip
> > amount on the customer receipts.
>
>
> She worked at Bungalow Billiards in Chantilly as a
> server back in 2008/2009. She got fired from
> there as well, for both altering tip amounts
> (changing $5.00 to $15.00, etc) and a no call no
> show. Her excuse for the no call no show was that
> she was in the looney bin, so she couldn't make a
> phone call.


Who wouldn't hire a job applicant whose only "no call no show" was when they were in the nut hut?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 26, 2019 01:57AM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 27, 2019 12:53PM

.;(
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: How's the fag? ()
Date: August 27, 2019 11:54PM

Does the fag in the cheap suit aka Kevin still live with Hammie in Ohio?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Life's a bitch and so is Megan ()
Date: August 29, 2019 07:06PM

Even when she doesn't dress like a hooker, she is still taken for one.

https://www.yelp.com/user_details_review_search?q=Darna+Restaurant+and+Lounge&userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg



"First and foremost I have been described as boushy on more than one occasion in my life. I did grow up in a well to do family and would consider myself having had a sliver spoon.I like to go out and go to new places in the area. However when we arrived this place definitely put on airs only to disappoint. First of all I am white and Spanish and was with a black and a white male. I wasn't dressed like a hooker but I was in a cute dress and sexy heels, I was complimented a few times on my outfit. However I didn't look like I'd give it up to just anyone.... When we got on line there were probably something like 50 people. When we told the bouncer the girls name we were there for things just began to get ridiculous. First the fake ass bouncer said a member of the party had to come down for us to get in. We called someone who wasn't obliterated in the group of people inside who immediately came down. Then the bouncer back pedaled and told us that we needed the head of the table to come down. Then it was followed by no body was allowed in they were over capacity and we saw at least 15 people leave. "

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 29, 2019 09:34PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Give Megan a chance ()
Date: August 29, 2019 09:51PM

Is a little respect too much to ask. If you prick her does she not bleed? If you leave her behind the velvet rope line does she not sulk?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Holy Cow Josh is as Big as a Cow ()
Date: September 01, 2019 09:53PM

He's either stress eating to cope with his new relationship or he's totally let himself go. Holy cow.....

Btw, all jokes aside, what kind of gay ass slippers with socks are you wearing? Geez man, you look like a straight up fag.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Somebody’s jealous ()
Date: September 01, 2019 10:19PM

Holy Cow Josh is as Big as a Cow Wrote:
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> He's either stress eating to cope with his new
> relationship or he's totally let himself go. Holy
> cow.....
>
> Btw, all jokes aside, what kind of gay ass
> slippers with socks are you wearing? Geez man, you
> look like a straight up fag.

Still can’t get over the fact that he’s happier without you, can you? He finally saw you for the monster you are and moved on. He looks happier and in better health. You just see what you want to see. And I can promise you that no relationship will ever be as stressful as one with you is...

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Congrats Josh ()
Date: September 01, 2019 10:19PM

Holy Cow Josh is as Big as a Cow Wrote:
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> He's either stress eating to cope with his new
> relationship or he's totally let himself go. Holy
> cow.....
>
> Btw, all jokes aside, what kind of gay ass
> slippers with socks are you wearing? Geez man, you
> look like a straight up fag.

I think you are exaggerating. His face and neck appear normal, and he doesn't seem to have a unduly large beergut. There is a wallet or something in his back pocket which is making it bulge, and the angle he is standing makes his hips look wider.

The footwear is deceptive. His left foot appears to be in a laced shoe. It's hard to tell for sure, but it could matche the right foot with a black instep and toe, and white soles.

In any case, Josh is lucky to have upgraded from the Hambeast and it's good to see him out enjoying himself with better company.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: something else ()
Date: September 01, 2019 10:28PM

Holy Cow Josh is as Big as a Cow Wrote:
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> He's either stress eating to cope with his new
> relationship or he's totally let himself go. Holy
> cow.....
>
> Btw, all jokes aside, what kind of gay ass
> slippers with socks are you wearing? Geez man, you
> look like a straight up fag.


Or maybe he is fat and happy. As far as stress eating, Megan goes from one self-imposed crisis to the next self-imposed crisis and he is grateful to quit riding shotgun on the Hammie train to hell.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Tailgate party ()
Date: September 01, 2019 11:01PM

HTTR
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: First post ()
Date: September 01, 2019 11:06PM

Megan Toohey of Chantilly Wrote:
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> edit by Cary: Personal attack imagery redacted.


Funny shit

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: No, she a ho ()
Date: September 01, 2019 11:08PM

Life's a bitch and so is Megan Wrote:
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> Even when she doesn't dress like a hooker, she is
> still taken for one.
>
> https://www.yelp.com/user_details_review_search?q=
> Darna+Restaurant+and+Lounge&userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6v
> gWEJsFg
>
>
>
> "First and foremost I have been described as
> boushy on more than one occasion in my life. I did
> grow up in a well to do family and would consider
> myself having had a sliver spoon.I like to go out
> and go to new places in the area. However when we
> arrived this place definitely put on airs only to
> disappoint. First of all I am white and Spanish
> and was with a black and a white male. I wasn't
> dressed like a hooker but I was in a cute dress
> and sexy heels, I was complimented a few times on
> my outfit. However I didn't look like I'd give it
> up to just anyone.... When we got on line there
> were probably something like 50 people. When we
> told the bouncer the girls name we were there for
> things just began to get ridiculous. First the
> fake ass bouncer said a member of the party had to
> come down for us to get in. We called someone who
> wasn't obliterated in the group of people inside
> who immediately came down. Then the bouncer back
> pedaled and told us that we needed the head of the
> table to come down. Then it was followed by no
> body was allowed in they were over capacity and we
> saw at least 15 people leave. "


My god where do you even begin with this? First of all, nobody has ever called you "boushy [sic]". They definitely didn't call you "bougie." I'm sure they mostly call you fat, cow, pig, hog, skank, skankadank, skanalankadank, ho, ho bag, cunt, slag, piece of shit, crap, stank ass ho, white trash, honkey, human garbage, and total shit. In no way do you act like you came from money, have the barest of human manners, social graces, poise, or class. You are utter and complete white trash, a total pantload in society's trousers. You dress and act like a cheap, disease-ridden craigslist hooker. You are vile and stinky.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Highway to Hammie Hell ()
Date: September 02, 2019 01:16AM

No, she a ho Wrote:
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> You dress
> and act like a cheap, disease-ridden craigslist
> hooker. You are vile and stinky.

She only looks and acts like a cheap disease-ridden craigslist hooker because she was a disease-ridden craigslist hooker when she was younger and in her prime.

Now she can't even give her pussy away for free.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Lover boy ()
Date: September 02, 2019 01:34AM

What’s the deal with her and Kevin? Are they still an item?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: One thing for certain.. ()
Date: September 02, 2019 11:29AM

Lover boy Wrote:
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> What’s the deal with her and Kevin? Are they
> still an item?

He had one date with her and fled. It was to a New Year's Even 'swingers' party. That was the first time he met her in person and she just wasn't what he wanted. At the end of the night, he had taken more cocks up his ass than she had. He wants a woman that will attract the bi-guys not scare them off.

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