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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: never never cash down ()
Date: March 16, 2019 11:19PM

Bubba M Wrote:
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> Bob Malm? A world-class ass wipe


So he will give the weasel some competition.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 16, 2019 11:32PM

+*-+
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Sean O’Connell ()
Date: March 17, 2019 10:15AM

How many pitchers of green beer and helping of corned beef & cabbage can the hambeast consume in one helping?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 17, 2019 06:25PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 18, 2019 09:58PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Yelp ()
Date: March 23, 2019 03:39PM

Where will Megan take her “elite” yelper status tonight?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Dead horse ()
Date: March 23, 2019 03:45PM

Yelp Wrote:
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> Where will Megan take her “elite” yelper
> status tonight?


This thread is done, it's over. Go away.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: The Wicked Weasel ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:03PM

It's over when I say it's over.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: this hread is NOT dead ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:11PM

Just for your temerity, I am bumping all the important threads.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Happy Hambeast Hunting ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:21PM

Dead horse Wrote:
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> Yelp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Where will Megan take her “elite” yelper
> > status tonight?
>
>
> This thread is done, it's over. Go away.

Au contraire, this thread is alive and well and the future holds promise for much more great entertainment.

There have been a couple times when Megan stopped posting and there was little to no news from the piggery on the Hambeast's life. However Megan has always come roaring back accompanied by vivid tales of the death, devastation, and general mayhem she has wrought in the lives of those individuals unfortunate enough to have been her relatives, friends, or businesses she has frequented.

In fact lately this thread has been having one of its greatest periods of all time. Over the past several months in particular, Megan has regaled us with stories of her most recent failed marriage, jilted lesbian lover, extravagant spending habits, dates with an unsuspecting gay beta male, and the death of "Jinxx" aka Jacqueline Wintersteen a mentally unstable female who Megan evidently drove over the edge into killing herself.

In the near term we can look forward to divorce court proceedings, child custody fights, and more, all from Fairfax Underground's own 5-start Uber passenger and Elite Yelp reviewer.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: ASPCA ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:43PM

Did William Moreno really murder Lizzie's ferrets outright, or did he give them to Megan to stick up her ass?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: apparently , he killed them ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:44PM

Why TF this wasn't brought up during lizzie's court case is a huge mystery to me. Jury would have thrown the case out.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: cupid's arrow ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:47PM

Doesn't Megan have a new girlfriend?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammie's sex life... ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:51PM

I'm sure she has a new love interest by now. I don't know what happened to the used car salesman in the cheap suit, but I imagine hammie will eventually try to sue him for something or other.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: beta male spotter ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:57PM

cupid's arrow Wrote:
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> Doesn't Megan have a new girlfriend?

Yes, this so-called "business executive" with the receding hairline and cheap suit is Megan's new girlfriend. However David Trinnes has is quite smitten and intends to take her away from Megan.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: New GF HOT AF ()
Date: March 23, 2019 06:38PM

cupid's arrow Wrote:
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> Doesn't Megan have a new girlfriend?


Megan is dating this shockingly beautiful women, I don’t see what she sees on Megan. I don’t know her name but the chick has a shit ton of tattoos and piercings. She had bright pink dreadlocks and looked like something from the pages of inked magazine. I will say her boo thing very clearly has fake tits and a tacky lower abdominal tattoo from what I saw last night at the local pub. I knew where she would be from her yelp. They couldn't keep their hands off each other. Megan seemed smitten & happy. I was throw off that Megan had shaved both sides of her head. Speaking of heads though, her new woman kept turning heads from men amen women.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: one thing is for certain ()
Date: March 23, 2019 06:52PM

The new girlfriend will violate the laws of statistics by actually having an STD that megan has yet to contract.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: ffxu politico ()
Date: March 23, 2019 09:30PM

What is Megan's opinion of the Russia collusion hoax?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Baby bulge ()
Date: March 23, 2019 09:43PM

New GF HOT AF Wrote:
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> cupid's arrow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Doesn't Megan have a new girlfriend?
>
>
> Megan is dating this shockingly beautiful women, I
> don’t see what she sees on Megan. I don’t know
> her name but the chick has a shit ton of tattoos
> and piercings. She had bright pink dreadlocks and
> looked like something from the pages of inked
> magazine. I will say her boo thing very clearly
> has fake tits and a tacky lower abdominal tattoo
> from what I saw last night at the local pub. I
> knew where she would be from her yelp. They
> couldn't keep their hands off each other. Megan
> seemed smitten & happy. I was throw off that Megan
> had shaved both sides of her head. Speaking of
> heads though, her new woman kept turning heads
> from men amen women.

A couple months ago, Megan had been claiming to be pregnant again. Did she look pregnant, or just sloppy fat?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 23, 2019 11:58PM

I have a confession, after consuming alcohol, the weasel pic is kinda hot. Megan is definitely a beer goggles sort of girl.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Oink Oink ()
Date: March 24, 2019 09:04AM

I wont be satisfied until Megan shows up on "My 600 Lb Life".

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Pregnant? ()
Date: March 24, 2019 12:07PM

Baby bulge Wrote:
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> New GF HOT AF Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > cupid's arrow Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Doesn't Megan have a new girlfriend?
> >
> >
> > Megan is dating this shockingly beautiful women,
> I
> > don’t see what she sees on Megan. I don’t
> know
> > her name but the chick has a shit ton of
> tattoos
> > and piercings. She had bright pink dreadlocks
> and
> > looked like something from the pages of inked
> > magazine. I will say her boo thing very clearly
> > has fake tits and a tacky lower abdominal
> tattoo
> > from what I saw last night at the local pub. I
> > knew where she would be from her yelp. They
> > couldn't keep their hands off each other. Megan
> > seemed smitten & happy. I was throw off that
> Megan
> > had shaved both sides of her head. Speaking of
> > heads though, her new woman kept turning heads
> > from men and women.
>
> A couple months ago, Megan had been claiming to be
> pregnant again. Did she look pregnant, or just
> sloppy fat?

She’s clearly not pregnant, she’s super rail thin now. Her face is almost sick looking she’s lost so much weight. Maybe stress maybe drugs, I couldn’t tell.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Family planning hammie ()
Date: March 24, 2019 12:23PM

Pregnant? Wrote:

>
> She’s clearly not pregnant, she’s super rail
> thin now. Her face is almost sick looking she’s
> lost so much weight. Maybe stress maybe drugs, I
> couldn’t tell.

She said she was last fall. I know she has lied about such things in her past to manipulate people, but she has grown up and is older and wiser. We must believe her. Also, if she had a miscarriage, she would wring that for all the sympathy she could get.

She just had to have flushed it down the sewer. Her youngest has been robbing her of all the fun she deserves to have and adding another one is just going the wrong way for her.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 24, 2019 12:35PM

Are any of these children going to have a happy childhood?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hambeast Hunting ()
Date: March 24, 2019 12:59PM

New GF HOT AF Wrote:
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> Megan is dating thischick has a shit ton of tattoos
> and piercings. She had bright pink dreadlocks and
> looked like something from the pages of inked
> magazine. I will say her boo thing very clearly
> has fake tits and a tacky lower abdominal tattoo
> from what I saw last night at the local pub. I
> knew where she would be from her yelp. They
> couldn't keep their hands off each other. Megan
> seemed smitten & happy. I was throw off that Megan
> had shaved both sides of her head.

So either Josh was awarded custody or CPS took away Megan's 2 year old. Her "cat's out of the bag" post last fall was a lie to elicit sympathy. Megan has falsely claimed to have been pregnant many times in the past.

Megan is happy to be out drinking, drugging, partying, and hell-raising with her white-trash friends. Kids would just get in the way and cramp her style.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: megan's butt ()
Date: March 24, 2019 01:37PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I have a confession, after consuming alcohol, the
> weasel pic is kinda hot. Megan is definitely a
> beer goggles sort of girl.


I have to say, after enough beers it would be a fun game to see just how many objects could be crammed up megan's ass.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I know, I know ()
Date: March 24, 2019 03:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Are any of these children going to have a happy
> childhood?


They might have a chance if Child Protected Surgery takes them away.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: You never can tell ()
Date: March 24, 2019 03:07PM

Hambeast Hunting Wrote:
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> New GF HOT AF Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
> > Megan is dating thischick has a shit ton of
> tattoos
> > and piercings. She had bright pink dreadlocks
> and
> > looked like something from the pages of inked
> > magazine. I will say her boo thing very clearly
> > has fake tits and a tacky lower abdominal
> tattoo
> > from what I saw last night at the local pub. I
> > knew where she would be from her yelp. They
> > couldn't keep their hands off each other. Megan
> > seemed smitten & happy. I was throw off that
> Megan
> > had shaved both sides of her head.
>
> So either Josh was awarded custody or CPS took
> away Megan's 2 year old. Her "cat's out of the
> bag" post last fall was a lie to elicit sympathy.
> Megan has falsely claimed to have been pregnant
> many times in the past.
>
> Megan is happy to be out drinking, drugging,
> partying, and hell-raising with her white-trash
> friends. Kids would just get in the way and cramp
> her style.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Brock Lesnar ()
Date: March 24, 2019 03:52PM

Mythical species Wrote:
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> What does Megan mean about not wanting to be a
> unicorn? Is she saying she wants more than one
> penis on her forehead?


Urban Dictionary says:

"A common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a rare treat."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Unicorn

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ignorance can be bliss ()
Date: March 24, 2019 04:12PM

Brock Lesnar Wrote:
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> Mythical species Wrote:
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> > What does Megan mean about not wanting to be a
> > unicorn? Is she saying she wants more than one
> > penis on her forehead?
>
>
> Urban Dictionary says:
>
> "A common swinging term used in the community to
> refer to a single female interested in meeting
> other couples. Described as such due to the rarity
> of finding said females. By no means derogatory
> but quite the opposite, a rare treat."
>
> https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Un
> icorn


Sometimes not knowing the nomenclature of certain fringe communities is a good thing.

Swingers don't have respect for their bodies or intimacy and it often gets them into trouble. I have even heard of a lady who brought her girlfriend into her marital bed as a 'unicorn'. Later her husband ran off with her girlfriend... She even acted like she was an innocent victim of circumstances when her whorishness of wanting to have both a girlfriend and husband is what started this chain of events in the first place.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Josh is the one who did it. ()
Date: March 24, 2019 04:19PM

Ignorance can be bliss Wrote:
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> Brock Lesnar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mythical species Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What does Megan mean about not wanting to be
> a
> > > unicorn? Is she saying she wants more than
> one
> > > penis on her forehead?
> >
> >
> > Urban Dictionary says:
> >
> > "A common swinging term used in the community
> to
> > refer to a single female interested in meeting
> > other couples. Described as such due to the
> rarity
> > of finding said females. By no means derogatory
> > but quite the opposite, a rare treat."
> >
> >
> https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Un
>
> > icorn
>
>
> Sometimes not knowing the nomenclature of certain
> fringe communities is a good thing.
>
> Swingers don't have respect for their bodies or
> intimacy and it often gets them into trouble. I
> have even heard of a lady who brought her
> girlfriend into her marital bed as a 'unicorn'.
> Later her husband ran off with her girlfriend...
> She even acted like she was an innocent victim of
> circumstances when her whorishness of wanting to
> have both a girlfriend and husband is what started
> this chain of events in the first place.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Keep telling yourself that Megan ()
Date: March 24, 2019 04:41PM

It wasn't the first time for Megan and she was more than a willing participant. she was the one who instigated Josh to create her profile in the first place.

She could not be so stupid to think others are going to look at her as a victim.


Especially with her cheating on her husband being notarized.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I fuckin' love that fat dude! ()
Date: March 24, 2019 05:41PM

You never can tell Wrote:
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> > Megan is happy to be out drinking, drugging,
> > partying, and hell-raising with her white-trash
> > friends. Kids would just get in the way and
> cramp
> > her style.


He's like eesh, miz, and meade, all in one package!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan has a pattern ()
Date: March 24, 2019 06:54PM

Nobody is going to believe Josh instigated anything. Megan has had perverted dating profiles for years, long before she ever met Josh. Megan has a long history of jumping into bed with anyone and everyone, often at the same time. Somewhere on here there are or were photos of Megan in a threesome with Aaron her first husband and another female.

Megan was fucking random strangers she met online over ten years ago. She met the famous Hep-C dude Brandon online and fucked him in her child's hospital room the first time they met.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: will hammie ver f up big time? ()
Date: March 24, 2019 08:38PM

Will she ever get slapped with a lengthy jail sentence like lizzie?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan is a dumb slut ()
Date: March 24, 2019 10:37PM

Megan has a pattern Wrote:
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> Nobody is going to believe Josh instigated
> anything. Megan has had perverted dating profiles
> for years, long before she ever met Josh. Megan
> has a long history of jumping into bed with anyone
> and everyone, often at the same time. Somewhere
> on here there are or were photos of Megan in a
> threesome with Aaron her first husband and another
> female.
>
> Megan was fucking random strangers she met online
> over ten years ago. She met the famous Hep-C dude
> Brandon online and fucked him in her child's
> hospital room the first time they met.


Megan found a dude willing to put up with bizarre highly sexed antics and it turned out he wanted to cheat TOO...What the fuck did Megan think was going to happen?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: 80% Lesbian ()
Date: March 25, 2019 09:01AM

Megan is a dumb slut Wrote:
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> Megan has a pattern Wrote:
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> > Nobody is going to believe Josh instigated
> > anything. Megan has had perverted dating
> profiles
> > for years, long before she ever met Josh.
> Megan
> > has a long history of jumping into bed with
> anyone
> > and everyone, often at the same time.
> Somewhere
> > on here there are or were photos of Megan in a
> > threesome with Aaron her first husband and
> another
> > female.
> >
> > Megan was fucking random strangers she met
> online
> > over ten years ago. She met the famous Hep-C
> dude
> > Brandon online and fucked him in her child's
> > hospital room the first time they met.
>
>
> Megan found a dude willing to put up with bizarre
> highly sexed antics and it turned out he wanted to
> cheat TOO...What the fuck did Megan think was
> going to happen?

Megan applies a weird double-standard to all the events in her life. This can be seen in her attitudes toward sexual orientation. Megan is bisexual like most of the other characters she interacts with, yet she attacked Aaron, Josh, eesh, Miz, TJ, and Lizzie for being bisexual.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I feel your pain ()
Date: March 25, 2019 11:34AM

80% Lesbian Wrote:

>
> Megan applies a weird double-standard to all the
> events in her life. This can be seen in her
> attitudes toward sexual orientation. Megan is
> bisexual like most of the other characters she
> interacts with, yet she attacked Aaron, Josh,
> eesh, Miz, TJ, and Lizzie for being bisexual.

Her hypocrisy is what is so hilarious about that 'notarized document' of her threesome. She thinks it is proof that Josh and Janine have harmed her. However, a rational person reads that and says, A husband and a girlfriend at the same time? When a woman isn't faithful to her husband since she has a girlfriend, she has lost the right to be upset about her husband not being faithful to her.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Don't worry about that ()
Date: March 25, 2019 05:16PM

This document is even more laughable between these three sexually fucked up people.

Not notarized of course...but why would anyone want to document this kind of shit?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: is it now a tetrad? ()
Date: March 25, 2019 05:24PM

Don't worry about that Wrote:
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> This document is even more laughable between these
> three sexually fucked up people.
>
> Not notarized of course...but why would anyone
> want to document this kind of shit?


Will the guy with the cheap suit sign on?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fun hair just don't care... ()
Date: March 25, 2019 05:45PM

is it now a tetrad? Wrote:

> Will the guy with the cheap suit sign on?


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1631021/3043867.html#msg-3043867

The story given in January is that he is a gay homosexual that escorted her to a swinger's event on NYE so she could watch. As fucked up as that sounds, there is something that is even more fucked up. If Megan made that type of Creepy "I like to watch' story up to make it seem like she was celibate for her divorce proceedings. If you are going to lie, let it be one where you don't come off looking like a sleazebag.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Janines Back on Facebook ()
Date: March 25, 2019 08:21PM

And flaunting her gross body in a photo in her and Josh’s apt, (evident by the same background from her Jan photos of them together.)
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hi Megan ()
Date: March 25, 2019 08:52PM

You jelly, girl?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: what hammie forgets ()
Date: March 25, 2019 08:57PM

She is the one who fell in love with janine in the first place.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I'm curious ()
Date: March 25, 2019 09:15PM

Hi Megan Wrote:
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> You jelly, girl?


Isn't that 'in a relationship' kind of last year's news...

That said, she is playing fag hag to a middle-aged 'mo. They go to swingers events where she 'observes'.

This, of course, asks more questions than it answers.

Does she like to watch her man get dicked? Is she into witnessing the straight or Lezzie stuff?... Does she flick her bean while watching?...Since she is just watching, does she bother to dye her asshole purple?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: so, why is she with a fag? ()
Date: March 25, 2019 10:59PM

to make josh jealous?

And more to the point, why does he want her tagging along? Does he work for a 'traditional' company that doesn't like fags thus he must convince them he is straight? Or does hammie, in being so undesirable as a woman, serve as a sort of reinforcement - an assurance that going queer was the right move?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: the Price of Lust ()
Date: March 25, 2019 11:31PM

so, why is she with a fag? Wrote:
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> to make josh jealous?
>
> And more to the point, why does he want her
> tagging along? Does he work for a 'traditional'
> company that doesn't like fags thus he must
> convince them he is straight? Or does hammie, in
> being so undesirable as a woman, serve as a sort
> of reinforcement - an assurance that going queer
> was the right move?

Considering that Megan herself claims to be 80% lesbian, yet has had enough male penis poked in her pussy to populate a small country, it's highly likely that the cheap suit faggot is less than 100% gay and is open to some degree of activity with a slut of the opposite gender. Keep in mind that on any date with Megan, it's safe to conclude some form of sex is going down. Maybe he likes Megan to peg him up the ass with a dildo while he wanks his willie -- or possibly he sucks off some other fag while Megan plays with his balls. When you are dealing with a woman who shoves a live weasel halfway up her colon who the fuck knows what flavor of depraved debauchery will ensue.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: well, one thing's for sure ()
Date: March 25, 2019 11:37PM

Eventually they will have a messy breakup, and megan will give us all the dirt on him.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: enquiring minds ()
Date: March 26, 2019 01:55AM

the Price of Lust Wrote:

> Considering that Megan herself claims to be 80%
> lesbian, yet has had enough male penis poked in
> her pussy to populate a small country, it's highly
> likely that the cheap suit faggot is less than
> 100% gay and is open to some degree of activity
> with a slut of the opposite gender.


He seems like a bottom, she probably shoves a weasel up his ass.

If he happens to be a top, he can always close his eyes and shove his dick into her purple pussy prolapse.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Cheating on cheaters ()
Date: March 26, 2019 06:21PM

what hammie forgets Wrote:
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> She is the one who fell in love with janine in the
> first place.


Megan never loved Janine. Josh would have left if Megan didn’t play along. She never even truly found Janine that attractive. People make sacrifices to try to save their marriage. That’s all Megan did. Either way Josh would have eventually cheated, better sooner than later. Considering he may not even be Aurora’s father he waited awhile to exact his revenge.

Bro.... Get a DNA test, trust me you be surprised by the results.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Uhh okay ()
Date: March 26, 2019 07:10PM

Cheating on cheaters Wrote:
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> what hammie forgets Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She is the one who fell in love with janine in
> the
> > first place.
>
>
> Megan never loved Janine. Josh would have left if
> Megan didn’t play along. She never even truly
> found Janine that attractive. People make
> sacrifices to try to save their marriage. That’s
> all Megan did. Either way Josh would have
> eventually cheated, better sooner than later.
> Considering he may not even be Aurora’s father
> he waited awhile to exact his revenge.
>
> Bro.... Get a DNA test, trust me you be surprised
> by the results.

Uh okay thanks for clearing that up for us Megan.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: False Idols ()
Date: March 26, 2019 07:35PM

Cheating on cheaters Wrote:

> Considering he may not even be Aurora’s father
> he waited awhile to exact his revenge.
>
> Bro.... Get a DNA test, trust me you be surprised
> by the results.


So the cumdump Megan was fucking around when she got fertilized with Aurora.
Megan better hope to find the real father and hand him the bill for child support.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 26, 2019 07:38PM

It would be funny if the bald gay guy was the father.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: could even be funnier ()
Date: March 26, 2019 07:47PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It would be funny if the bald gay guy's boyfriend, a bodybuilder named David, sued the bald gay guy for violating their notarized relationship contract.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Photos r us ()
Date: March 26, 2019 11:35PM

As The Weird Turns.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Identification? ()
Date: March 27, 2019 07:56PM

What is the name of the gay dude with the cheap suit and gigantic forehead?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: jhhhuuuuu ()
Date: March 27, 2019 08:57PM

Identification? Wrote:
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> What is the name of the gay dude with the cheap
> suit and gigantic forehead?


His actual name is unimportant.

The proper form of address for him is "Hammie's latest victim'.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Jealous much? ()
Date: March 27, 2019 09:03PM

jhhhuuuuu Wrote:
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> Identification? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What is the name of the gay dude with the cheap
> > suit and gigantic forehead?
>
>
> His actual name is unimportant.
>
> The proper form of address for him is "Hammie's
> latest victim'.


His name is Kevin and he’s a partner at McKinsey and company. He brings in North of $125K, drives a Ferrari 458 and doesn’t give a shit what you think about him

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 27, 2019 09:12PM

Jealous much? Wrote:
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>
> His name is Kevin and he’s a partner at McKinsey
> and company. He brings in North of $125K, drives a
> Ferrari 458 and doesn’t give a shit what you
> think about him




1.) A partner at an international consulting firm would make more than "north of $125k."

2.) A Ferrari 458's MSRP was $230,000. Someone living in one of the most expensive housing markets in the country making $125k a year would not be able to afford a $230k car.

3.) Hi Megan.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Thanks for the info... ()
Date: March 27, 2019 09:13PM

...Hammie. What an ediot.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: but eesh, you forget....... ()
Date: March 27, 2019 09:14PM

He also has friends who are partners at 'respected law firms'.


they make 'north of 500k' and often give kevin money for 'favors'.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I bet that... ()
Date: March 27, 2019 10:07PM

...Company is happy to be mentioned on FFXU Off Topic...we'll see.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 27, 2019 10:17PM

Megan's self-esteem at the moment depends on the fact that there was this one time she met a guy in a suit that worked at a consulting firm.


Pathetic.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Kinsey Report ()
Date: March 27, 2019 10:55PM

Jealous much? Wrote:
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> His name is Kevin and he’s a partner at McKinsey
> and company. He brings in North of $125K, drives a
> Ferrari 458 and doesn’t give a shit what you
> think about him

1. Nobody who works for McKinsey would be caught dead with a slut like Megan, let alone pose for photos. And they don't dress in cheap tight suits with pocket hankies.
2. As eesh essentially said, a receptionist makes "North of $125k".
3. Northern VA isn't much of a car town.
4. Faggots aren't generally into cars anyway.
5. If he did own a Ferrari, he and the car would have been spotted somewhere: driving around, at a cars and coffee, or getting service at the dealer. He hasn"t, so he doesn't.

Bottom line: Some horny loser fed Megan a line of shot and she ate it up, hook, line, and sinker.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: McKinsey Report ()
Date: March 27, 2019 10:57PM

*shit

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: love the fat pouring out ()
Date: March 27, 2019 11:06PM

I love the lard pouring out of that dress hammie's trying to wear. And she POSTED this pic, as though it's somehow flattering!

Now the green pocket hankie was actually practical - guy probably discretely wiped his hand off every time he touched megan.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Regurgitate ()
Date: March 28, 2019 06:13AM

love the fat pouring out Wrote:
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> I love the lard pouring out of that dress hammie's
> trying to wear. And she POSTED this pic, as though
> it's somehow flattering!
>
> Now the green pocket hankie was actually practical
> - guy probably discretely wiped his hand off every
> time he touched megan.

Looking at all that flab makes me want to vomit. Its fucking gross.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Kinda like a ()
Date: March 28, 2019 07:25PM

drag quuen

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Pretty, Pretty? ()
Date: March 28, 2019 07:30PM

Kinda like a Wrote:
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> drag quuen
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: March 29, 2019 03:19AM

Fuck this megan chick. Who cares? Did anyone catch the Mike O’Meara Show today? It was a real doozy. Robb was on point for once.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Terminator 6 ()
Date: March 29, 2019 03:32AM





It looks an awe fully lot like a T1000 unit... Sent from the future to save the world by destroying hambeasts, by preventing them from procreating and spreading STD’s.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: can he transform into a weasel? ()
Date: March 29, 2019 01:24PM

because, hammie would like that

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 29, 2019 11:02PM

..,.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: ASPCA ()
Date: March 29, 2019 11:11PM

Hammie doesn't have any pets, does she?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: every time I post? can it be G2? ()
Date: March 29, 2019 11:12PM

eesh Wrote:
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> ..,.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Mike R. ()
Date: March 30, 2019 01:55AM

Nog cock/putok keeps ruining the TMOS thread. Fuck him. Ive narrowed it down to one of you losers in this thread.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: go away. ()
Date: March 30, 2019 02:25PM

Mike R. Wrote:
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> Nog cock/putok keeps ruining the TMOS thread. Fuck
> him. Ive narrowed it down to one of you losers in
> this thread.

Oh, you have? Why don't you and Mike take your conversation to his own website where you can talk about his defunct radio show. Christ how long has it been gone? 10-15 years?

This forum is to discuss Megan, Meade, Lizzie, Miz, eesh, etc. topics which are actually interesting and entertaining.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: prev poster is correct ()
Date: March 30, 2019 02:58PM

think of megan as a show which never gets cancelled.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: better late than never ()
Date: March 30, 2019 05:09PM

prev poster is correct Wrote:
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> think of megan as a show which never gets
> cancelled.


Megan has lots of gifts which keep on giving...
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Tight Suit-No Loot ()
Date: March 31, 2019 03:32PM

LOLZ!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 31, 2019 05:20PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Venuss ()
Date: April 01, 2019 11:16PM

eesh Wrote:
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> \[\[]\]


She should look into using a different kind of blade.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 02, 2019 06:34PM

/*-/*-
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: April 03, 2019 12:10AM

THE TMOS THREAD IS FOR MIKE O’MEARA PODCAST DISCUSSION ONLY! YOU ASSHOLES BETTER STOP POSTING YOUR GARBAGE THERE.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: witchcraft ()
Date: April 04, 2019 12:28AM

Megan has finally been evicted. We all knew that she wouldn't be able to keep up with the bills all by herself.

On a related note, how can you call yourself a full time student when you take a few courses online? Also, how can you run your self-owned business if you're going to school full time? Meg makes me chuckle, often.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Lice Queen Megan ()
Date: April 04, 2019 12:54AM

witchcraft Wrote:
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> Megan has finally been evicted. We all knew that
> she wouldn't be able to keep up with the bills all
> by herself.
>
> On a related note, how can you call yourself a
> full time student when you take a few courses
> online? Also, how can you run your self-owned
> business if you're going to school full time? Meg
> makes me chuckle, often.




Just plain ordinary candles
ain't gonna clean out that place...

Fumigation would be more pragmatic

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Wrong again ()
Date: April 04, 2019 01:06AM

Megan didn’t get evicted. She is moving into a better place due to her many successful businesses.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: LOL @ the Wesson weasel oil ()
Date: April 04, 2019 02:10AM

Hammie does not have 'successful businesses'.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: April 04, 2019 04:45AM

Half an eaten chicken wing
Half a can of crisco
Into the purple butthole it goes
POP! goes the weasel

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: LOL! living in her car again! ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:48PM

remember when she got attacked by cockroaches?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Wheezy Jefferson ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:52PM

Wrong again Wrote:
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> Megan didn’t get evicted. She is moving into a
> better place due to her many successful
> businesses.


Movin' on up...to da East Side...

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 06, 2019 10:51PM

.,,.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: what's that smudge on her arm? ()
Date: April 06, 2019 11:22PM

tat removal?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Photos r us ()
Date: April 07, 2019 07:01PM

what's that smudge on her arm? Wrote:
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> tat removal?

Nicotine patch.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Elephant in the room ()
Date: April 07, 2019 07:03PM

Wouldn't the negative energy in that place leave with Hammie since she is the one that brings it?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: let's cut the shit ()
Date: April 07, 2019 07:11PM

The landlord told her if she can't get the hammie stench out of the place, she would have to pay for a visit from ServPro. Now, I am just making an assumption here, but I assume that any place where that woman lives would smell like a monkey house.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: oo oo that smell... ()
Date: April 07, 2019 11:47PM

Megan has some kind of ungodly funk that comes out of her pores or skin. Proprietors of businesses that she frequents even notice her smell and comment on it and the gallons of cheap perfume that she tries to cover it up with.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fuck creepy stalkers ()
Date: April 08, 2019 12:35AM

She is moving into a rent controlled condo, somewhere where her shitbag stalking ex husband and ugly ass stalker ex Janine can't find her. Janine continues to dress and do her makeup just like Megan. She keeps tabs of Megan's social media accounts. Joshua continues to be seen slowly driving by late at night or very early in the morning. Megan doesn't deserve to be stalked anymore like Michael Basl stalked her.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: It stinks... ()
Date: April 08, 2019 12:37AM

oo oo that smell... Wrote:
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> Megan has some kind of ungodly funk that comes out
> of her pores or skin. Proprietors of businesses
> that she frequents even notice her smell and
> comment on it and the gallons of cheap perfume
> that she tries to cover it up with.


She smells like garlic and ass...

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hi Megan ()
Date: April 08, 2019 07:11AM

Fuck creepy stalkers Wrote:
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> She is moving into a rent controlled condo,
> somewhere where her shitbag stalking ex husband
> and ugly ass stalker ex Janine can't find her.
> Janine continues to dress and do her makeup just
> like Megan. She keeps tabs of Megan's social media
> accounts.

Sounds more like Megan is stalking Janine. But thanks for checking in again, Hammie.

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