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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: MIA Hambeast ()
Date: March 04, 2019 04:28PM

Megan is not saying much lately. When is her next court date?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: maybe she's in jail? ()
Date: March 04, 2019 04:33PM

Although, if she were arrested I'm pretty sure somebody would've posted about it by now

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Allison Claymore, M.D. ()
Date: March 04, 2019 04:35PM

Hello Megan, my name is Dr. Claymore. I am the director of the Eesh Institute for Hambeastial Studies.

I am conducting research on the effects of marijuana on obese women. Would you be interested in participating in this 18 week study?



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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Weasel welfare check ()
Date: March 04, 2019 04:35PM

How is the weasel doing?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hammie? ()
Date: March 04, 2019 04:45PM

Perhaps Megan can add to her previous defamation of her soon-to-be-ex-husband .

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Burke lake monster vs hambeast ()
Date: March 04, 2019 04:48PM

They are bound to bump heads about something involving ffxu. It’s the Fairfax underground axiom of how things work. Who wins?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 04, 2019 05:00PM

Burke lake monster vs hambeast Wrote:
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> Who wins?


Monique is the more violent of the two.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Kid Rock ()
Date: March 04, 2019 06:16PM

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: ATF ()
Date: March 04, 2019 07:48PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Burke lake monster vs hambeast Wrote:
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> > Who wins?
>
>
> Monique is the more violent of the two.

Does Monique own any firearms? That would make me nervous.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Clearly unaware ()
Date: March 04, 2019 08:56PM

MIA Hambeast Wrote:
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> Megan is not saying much lately. When is her next
> court date?

Megan has not been active on this site since the summer. She honestly does not give a flying fuck about this stupid shit or this site. No, I am not Megan, but yes I do personally know her very well. If you do care about this stupid multiverse version of Megan that is nothing like her IRL then maybe you need to seek some medical or mental health help. In the end if you actually give a fuck about this then that is about as pathetic as it gets.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hi Megan ()
Date: March 04, 2019 08:59PM

Why do you always talk in 3rd person?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan has been active for months ()
Date: March 04, 2019 09:03PM

Clearly unaware Wrote:
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> MIA Hambeast Wrote:
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> > Megan is not saying much lately. When is her
> next
> > court date?
>
> Megan has not been active on this site since the
> summer. She honestly does not give a flying fuck
> about this stupid shit or this site. No, I am not
> Megan, but yes I do personally know her very well.
> If you do care about this stupid multiverse
> version of Megan that is nothing like her IRL then
> maybe you need to seek some medical or mental
> health help. In the end if you actually give a
> fuck about this then that is about as pathetic as
> it gets.

You must not know her very well then. Megan was posting like a banshee here until a day or so ago. She's probably taking a breather. Pulling the weasel out of her ass, feeding it, and trimming its nails.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: 4chan is so cruel ()
Date: March 04, 2019 11:24PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: yelp for the Wolfman ()
Date: March 05, 2019 03:42PM

Her latest review is quite sharp.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: A disinterested observation ()
Date: March 05, 2019 08:48PM

Clearly unaware Wrote:
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> Megan has not been active on this site since the
> summer. She honestly does not give a flying fuck
> about this stupid shit or this site.

Has not posted, perhaps. Has not been active, doubtful. The pro Megan camp has been too active for the past eight months telling us about how great Megan's life is and how terrible those who have wronged her are for anyone to believe that Megan didn't have some role in the posts.

If you are Megan's friends and you are posting without her consent you are doing her no favors. People will believe what they want to believe no matter what you say. By posting to defend Megan you are giving her opponents more chances to attack her.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: HOLY SHIT ()
Date: March 05, 2019 09:40PM

I have been a regular on the general forum since high school. I never bothered to check out off topic until tonight. Imagine my surprise when I clicked on this thread and immediately realized that it pertains to someone I “know!” I haven’t seen Megan Toohey - or, “Hambeast” as she is known here - in years, but one does not forget someone like her.

One of my buddies met her online - MySpace, I believe. He fucked her for a few weeks, and one night, she met a bunch of us at the bar. She was wearing layers upon layers of makeup, a dress that showed off her muffin top, and within minutes of being introduced, Megan told us that “she popped (my friend’s) anal sex cherry the first night they met.” My friend confirmed this as fact, and added that he preferred to fuck her ass over her vagina, as fucking her vagina was a good example of the old adage “throwing a hot dog down a hallway.” I don’t remember much else because I was shit faced, but I do recall that my buddy had to change his number and block Megan on MySpace once he tired of using her as a cum dumpster. LOL

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan ruins everything f ()
Date: March 05, 2019 10:13PM

yelp for the Wolfman Wrote:
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> Her latest review is quite sharp.

She has already taken down the one about the children's clinic.

She came off sounding like a horrible parent in that one.. She usually just sounds like a horrible customer

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 05, 2019 10:21PM

With Megan no longer financially able to eat out all the time, will her elite status with Yelp be in jeopardy?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: what name does she yelp under? ()
Date: March 05, 2019 10:23PM

I recall somebody posted some of her reviews here - my fave was one in which she griped about some store's bathroom not being up to her standards. I would love to here what the business owner and employees had to say about the condition of the rest room AFTER hammie had polluted it.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Shitstorm that is Megan ()
Date: March 06, 2019 12:33AM


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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Shitstorm that is Megan ()
Date: March 06, 2019 12:33AM


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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 12:43AM

You double posted again...

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Brandon? ()
Date: March 06, 2019 02:01AM

HOLY SHIT Wrote:
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> I have been a regular on the general forum since
> high school. I never bothered to check out off
> topic until tonight. Imagine my surprise when I
> clicked on this thread and immediately realized
> that it pertains to someone I “know!” I
> haven’t seen Megan Toohey - or, “Hambeast”
> as she is known here - in years, but one does not
> forget someone like her.
>
> One of my buddies met her online - MySpace, I
> believe. He fucked her for a few weeks, and one
> night, she met a bunch of us at the bar. She was
> wearing layers upon layers of makeup, a dress that
> showed off her muffin top, and within minutes of
> being introduced, Megan told us that “she popped
> (my friend’s) anal sex cherry the first night
> they met.” My friend confirmed this as fact, and
> added that he preferred to fuck her ass over her
> vagina, as fucking her vagina was a good example
> of the old adage “throwing a hot dog down a
> hallway.” I don’t remember much else because I
> was shit faced, but I do recall that my buddy had
> to change his number and block Megan on MySpace
> once he tired of using her as a cum dumpster. LOL


You friend isn't Brandon Marto, is it? He met her in 2007 through Myspace, and all though he claimed here that they never actually fucked, I believe they did.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fun Hair, Weasels Care ()
Date: March 06, 2019 10:20AM

Megan ruins everything f Wrote:
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> yelp for the Wolfman Wrote:
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> > Her latest review is quite sharp.
>
> She has already taken down the one about the
> children's clinic.
>
> She came off sounding like a horrible parent in
> that one.. She usually just sounds like a
> horrible customer

Well, that was quick.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 10:33AM

Megan posted a bunch of reviews all at once on February 1st. I thought the purpose of Yelp was to review the place immediately after your visit, not save up and review on a later date with a bunch of other reviews.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Eesh is wrong. ()
Date: March 06, 2019 11:32AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Megan posted a bunch of reviews all at once on
> February 1st. I thought the purpose of Yelp was to
> review the place immediately after your visit, not
> save up and review on a later date with a bunch of
> other reviews.


Not the case but good try sounding like you know what you are talking about.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan Made Review of the Day ()
Date: March 06, 2019 11:35AM

Eesh is wrong. Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Megan posted a bunch of reviews all at once on
> > February 1st. I thought the purpose of Yelp was
> to
> > review the place immediately after your visit,
> not
> > save up and review on a later date with a bunch
> of
> > other reviews.
>
>
> Not the case but good try sounding like you know
> what you are talking about.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan has lots of problems ()
Date: March 06, 2019 11:42AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Megan posted a bunch of reviews all at once on
> February 1st. I thought the purpose of Yelp was to
> review the place immediately after your visit, not
> save up and review on a later date with a bunch of
> other reviews.


The reviews also of TMI embedded about her boozy rotten life and bitchy attitude...

"I came to brunch here after a late night with a close friend as he wanted to make new memories with me from the restaurants namesake. I couldn't have been more surprised and flatter by the gesture but taken back about the though put into finding this location."



"After a huge issue with an bartender I found my self contacting the owner. He handled it professionally and courteously. Even after such bad experience (one time) out of probably 50 or more; I would still give this establishment my money in a heartbeat. "



"After applying for an apartment they used a 3rd party background check to deny us after I submitted court sealed legal paperwork that cleared the issue off my record. "


"Third management is quite honestly a joke. I was assulated marks and all left on me by a customer who became aggrivated by another server who wasn't even me and they did nothing. Management didn't even allow me to file a report or call the police. I had pictures of my bruises next day."

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 03:07PM

Eesh is wrong. Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Megan posted a bunch of reviews all at once on
> > February 1st. I thought the purpose of Yelp was
> to
> > review the place immediately after your visit,
> not
> > save up and review on a later date with a bunch
> of
> > other reviews.
>
>
> Not the case but good try sounding like you know
> what you are talking about.





Megan,


I suggest you drop the attitude. Otherwise, I will contact the Yelp Elite Council (LMAO) and inform them that you engage in conduct unbecoming of a Yelper. Don't make me do it.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 03:11PM

Megan has lots of problems Wrote:
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> "After applying for an apartment they used a 3rd
> party background check to deny us after I
> submitted court sealed legal paperwork that
> cleared the issue off my record. "




Why would any apartment want Megan as a tenant? She has a documented history of domestic violence, identity theft, and manufacturing fictitious IDs. Not to mention everywhere she stays she calls the police every other day. Can you blame a landlord for not wanting that riff-raff in their building?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2019 03:12PM by eesh.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: and not just that..... ()
Date: March 06, 2019 04:27PM

who wants weasel shit all over the place?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: More megan bitchy madness ()
Date: March 06, 2019 04:44PM

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg





"As for our server, she was literally the worst. I know it was going to be bad when we came for happy hour and were told: "only the bar stools are happy hour eligible." I explained we were all still recovering from a car accident and the hostess asked the manager and they made an exception in our case. By the time the waitress finally came over she started with giving us attitude about the happy hour menu on the table. I suggested she talk to the manager and she walked off. When she returned she loudly in a sarcastic tone stated:"people get fired for much less around here." That's when I know we were doomed."

"Got there at 1:28 for a 2 PM showing and was removed from the lobby by the bouncer in a very rude fashion. He then stood there listening to me express my dissatisfaction with the situation and the treatment qe received; all while he stood there awkwardly and intimidating. This man waited until I finished and in a very condescending tone stated to said manager "well anyways..." which was so disrespectful in my humble opinion. "


Okay so the negative first, I was in a horrid mood when we came here. Almost like nothing would be okay, I started with the hot and sour soup and was so disappointed it tasted so bitter and utterly unenjoyable. We then went to order and got the dinner combo which doesn't specify days or times only dine in and were told we couldn't order this on Sunday night, this was upsetting too. By this point I was honestly so ready to leave but was convinced to stay and just give it a real try. They ended up taking the hot and sour soup away as courtesy (yet still charged us on the bill for it.)....

I will also mention we were the only table of solely Caucasian people eating there and I noticed other tables were treated much better in the restaurant. All the seemingly ethnic tables were served water and tea immediately upon being seated and speaking, we were never offered tea, and had to ask for the waters when we ordered our drinks too. I don't know why this happened but this was utterly off putting as well. "

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 04:55PM

I came to brunch here after a late night with a close friend as he wanted to make new memories with me from the restaurants namesake.


WTF does this even mean? Is this like saying "We wanted to have a memorable evening"?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:00PM

More megan bitchy madness Wrote:
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> "Got there at 1:28 for a 2 PM showing and was
> removed from the lobby by the bouncer in a very
> rude fashion.



Megan was obviously loitering and room had to to be made for paying customers.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:01PM

More megan bitchy madness Wrote:
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> I will also mention we were the only table of
> solely Caucasian people eating there




Does Yelp allow such blatant racism in the reviews?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Handle it internally ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:04PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I came to brunch here after a late night with a
> close friend as he wanted to make new memories
> with me from the restaurants namesake.

>
>
> WTF does this even mean? Is this like saying "We
> wanted to have a memorable evening"?



I would like to know what she did in the lobby of that
The movie theater before she was asked to leave.

"Got there at 1:28 for a 2 PM showing and was removed from the lobby by the bouncer in a very rude fashion."

When do real people get kicked out of the lobby of movie theater?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fucking shit ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> More megan bitchy madness Wrote:
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> >
> > I will also mention we were the only table of
> > solely Caucasian people eating there

>
>
>
> Does Yelp allow such blatant racism in the
> reviews?


Were they treating Megan badly because she was white, or because she was acting like a bitch?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:10PM

Dog Money Restaurant & Brewery
$$ Breweries, Pretzels, Breakfast & Brunch
50 Catoctin Cir NE
Leesburg, VA 20176

Went in today to get soup. 20 min later the bartender was doing everything to get said soup. Asked for it to go. Another 10 min went by with no one so I had a paid and left with no soup. Disappointed but the bartender was really trying.




She talks like a simpleton.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:16PM

Merone’s Catering
$ Italian
43720 Trade Center Pl
Dulles, VA 20166
2.0 star rating 2/28/2018
We get lunch orders often here for the whole office and mostly they are accurate, my company has been pardoning here since they opened. Nothing spectacular for the price in my opinion. However, after my whim trying this place for breakfast I feel for the amount of money coupled with the actual food and service I can longer give my money to Merone's.



She sounds brain damaged.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:34PM

https://www.richmond.com/food-drink/restaurant-news/richmond-named-of-top-destinations-in-the-country-for-food/article_9a965a6e-2c6e-59c5-a297-26a305109a1a.html


Yelp ranked the top 10 cities in the country for foodies and Richmond made the list.

The online review site used Yelp data to compare "new restaurants, looking at ratings, reviews, cuisine diversity and percentage of food photos, to reveal where Yelpers love to eat right now."

Richmond came in at number seven on the "Top 10 Foodie Cities" 2019 list due to "local favorites like Sedona Taphouse, Billy Jack’s Shack and Jack Brown’s Beer and Burger Joint," according to the Yelp blog.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: better living through chemistry ()
Date: March 06, 2019 05:36PM

eesh Wrote:
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> More megan bitchy madness Wrote:
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> >
> > "Got there at 1:28 for a 2 PM showing and was
> > removed from the lobby by the bouncer in a very
> > rude fashion.

>
>
> Megan was obviously loitering and room had to to
> be made for paying customers.


It was at a multiplex and one has to pay before being let into the lobby.

What kind of disorderly conduct was she engaging in?
Was alcohol involved?

....complete review...


AMC Loudoun Station 11
Cinema
43751 Central Station Drive
Ashburn, VA 20147

5/23/2018
This place is gross.

Got there at 1:28 for a 2 PM showing and was removed from the lobby by the bouncer in a very rude fashion. He then stood there listening to me express my dissatisfaction with the situation and the treatment qe received; all while he stood there awkwardly and intimidating. This man waited until I finished and in a very condescending tone stated to said manager "well anyways..." which was so disrespectful in my humble opinion.

Seats do not accurately describe the view of the screen. Picked in the middle back k: 7, 8, and 9 to be to the right of the screen.

I choose this theater as the seats reclined and thought this a cool amenity unlike many local theaters. Seats were not bad.

However, unless you're on the ground level the seats have bars in front of them. This makes it so if your my height 5'4" ish you see a big bar in the middle of the lower 1/3 of the screen. The tickets are only 7.79 for matinee but I'd rather pay 10.00 due to the smell mentioned next and the view issues elsewhere.

Places (lobby and put theater 7) smelled super musty and honestly like stagnant mold the whole movie which was extremely offputting.

The only reason it is 2 starts and not 1 was the manager was attempting to make the situation better but really not much could be done.

Will not be returning as this was out first visit.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Whatever you say# ()
Date: March 06, 2019 08:51PM

Why is she always involving the manager or owner.

Why can't she just go somewhere without bringing the drama and drawing attention to herself?

Why is she incapable of going out and just acting normal?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2019 09:14PM

Whatever you say# Wrote:
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> Why is she always involving the manager or owner.
>
> Why can't she just go somewhere without bringing
> the drama and drawing attention to herself?
>
> Why is she incapable of going out and just acting
> normal?



She's a deranged and dysfunctional child masquerading as a functional adult.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Statician ()
Date: March 06, 2019 10:56PM

I've put together an algorithm which determined that Megan is responsible for 3/4 of the content of this tread. 3.5/4 of those responses are Megan writing in the 3rd person.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: can't even spell statistician ()
Date: March 06, 2019 11:05PM

All you jealous people are banging your heads against the wall trying to bash megan whose talent is finally coming to fruition. She is a sucessful entrepeneur, a staright A student, a good mother to her children, and has a lively and vibrant social life. She is in a stable relationship with a very important business executive, and has the connections to bury any person here who ducks with her, if she actually even gave a shit.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Proof is in the pudding ()
Date: March 06, 2019 11:55PM

can't even spell statistician Wrote:
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> All you jealous people are banging your heads
> against the wall trying to bash megan whose talent
> is finally coming to fruition. She is a sucessfulShre
> entrepeneur, a staright A student, a good mother
> to her children, and has a lively and vibrant
> social life. She is in a stable relationship with
> a very important business executive, and has the
> connections to bury any person here who ducks with
> her, if she actually even gave a shit.


If this was true she would not need to do have her close personal friend* dump intimate details of her life on FFXU for PR purposes.


*Who we all know is '100% not Megan'.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: What the Duck, Ediot? ()
Date: March 07, 2019 10:17AM

can't even spell statistician Wrote:
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> All you jealous people are banging your heads
> against the wall trying to bash megan whose talent
> is finally coming to fruition. She is a sucessful
> entrepeneur, a staright A student, a good mother
> to her children, and has a lively and vibrant
> social life. She is in a stable relationship with
> a very important business executive, and has the
> connections to bury any person here who ducks with
> her, if she actually even gave a shit.


Megan, why do you always post in 3rd person?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Spelling Bee Important ()
Date: March 07, 2019 10:21AM

Proof is in the pudding Wrote:
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> can't even spell statistician Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All you jealous people are banging your heads
> > against the wall trying to bash megan whose
> talent
> > is finally coming to fruition. She is a
> sucessfulShre
> > entrepeneur, a staright A student, a good
> mother
> > to her children, and has a lively and vibrant
> > social life. She is in a stable relationship
> with
> > a very important business executive, and has
> the
> > connections to bury any person here who ducks
> with
> > her, if she actually even gave a shit.
>
>
> If this was true she would not need to do have her
> close personal friend* dump intimate details of
> her life on FFXU for PR purposes.
>
>
> *Who we all know is '100% not Megan'.


Hey Megan, People who are successful, straight A, and an entrepreneur know how to Ducking spell....ediot

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: How much can you scam ()
Date: March 07, 2019 11:12AM

can't even spell statistician Wrote:
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She is in a stable relationship with
> a very important business executive,

A 'stable relationship' for Megan means it is new enough that she hasn't called the cops on him, YET.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Yelper Creeper ()
Date: March 07, 2019 02:12PM

I love the shit posted a ton by "John F' in Hambeast's Yelp "compliment" section.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 07, 2019 02:23PM

Yelper Creeper Wrote:
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> I love the shit posted a ton by "John F' in
> Hambeast's Yelp "compliment" section.



I saw that! Either it’s her talking to herself or she has a deranged admirer, which just goes to show the low caliber of people that use Yelp.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Pointless reviewer himself ()
Date: March 07, 2019 03:11PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Yelper Creeper Wrote:
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> > I love the shit posted a ton by "John F' in
> > Hambeast's Yelp "compliment" section.
>
>
>
> I saw that! Either it’s her talking to herself
> or she has a deranged admirer, which just goes to
> show the low caliber of people that use Yelp.

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=EgLnBMsMIgKCioczZZ-tPA

He has some pretty pointless reviews himself.

He went to a drugstore, they didn't have what he wanted so he just had to 'yelp' about it


CVS Pharmacy
$$ Drugstores
11670 Plaza America Dr
Reston, VA 20170

4/5 stars


Today's experience wasn't bad and I was greeted upon entering the store, but the item I was looking for wasn't available.

The store was very empty at the time I was there. The employees were unboxing a lot of new merchandise; as well, as restocking.

Yes, the store looked a little messy bec as use of this, but I would rather have the store restocked than an empty store.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 07, 2019 03:25PM

That guy goes to a lot of shady massage parlors and likes to take pics of the places for Yelp. What a moron.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: March 07, 2019 03:54PM

Yelper Creeper Wrote:
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> I love the shit posted a ton by "John F' in
> Hambeast's Yelp "compliment" section.


I didn't realize that Yelp had gone from a business review site into a weird social media/business review hybrid. Megan is a user of so many of these.

Why would one need multiple pics of themselves on Yelp? She has quite a few selfies on there, many of them with her signature revealing cleavage. All the photo compliments are from thirsty dudes. A woman with self-respect wouldn't be constantly fishing for compliments on her looks from horny strangers. Megan enjoys it, as any histrionic individual would. Gross.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 07, 2019 03:56PM

Reading more into John F's reviews....he seems to be a sex offender.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: But he's an Elite! ()
Date: March 07, 2019 04:04PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Reading more into John F's reviews....he seems to
> be a sex offender.


But he's an Elite Yelper! The Elite squad are very important people, they comment on each other's reviews and photos, and have something to be proud of. Hence why Megan includes her Elite Yelp Reviewer status on her dating profiles.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: In defense of Megan ()
Date: March 07, 2019 05:22PM

But he's an Elite! Wrote:

> But he's an Elite Yelper! The Elite squad are
> very important people, they comment on each
> other's reviews and photos, and have something to
> be proud of. Hence why Megan includes her Elite
> Yelp Reviewer status on her dating profiles.


Other than her 5-star uber passenger rating, what else does Megan have going for her? Her negligent mother status? her bizarre relationship standards? her highfaluting 'regionally accredited'online college?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Crystal Balls Say ()
Date: March 07, 2019 05:51PM

I see this this John F being her new Baby's daddy.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Phonics ()
Date: March 07, 2019 06:06PM

Both Meg and this John guy have atrocious spelling and grammer errors in their reviews. Is this a commin theme for elite yelp reviewers?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Phonics ()
Date: March 07, 2019 06:12PM

Phonics Wrote:
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> Both Meg and this John guy have atrocious spelling
> and grammer errors in their reviews. Is this a
> commin theme for elite yelp reviewers?


*common
Perhaps I should become an Elite Yelper too! Lol

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Enquiring Minds ()
Date: March 07, 2019 06:16PM

Phonics Wrote:
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> Both Meg and this John guy have atrocious spelling
> and grammer errors in their reviews. Is this a
> commin theme for elite yelp reviewers?

Their reviews do seem to tell the reader more about themselves than the establishments they are going to.

Do real people even look at Yelp reviews? From these two self-important miscreants, it almost seems like they need a forum to validate the shit most of us do a daily basis without thinking twice about it. I can go to a restaurant, pharmacy, bank and not let everyone else know what I think about it.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Cry for Yelp ()
Date: March 08, 2019 01:57PM

Is it some new hook-up site for wackos?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Randy Spears ()
Date: March 09, 2019 10:56AM

Bumper

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: One thing for sure ()
Date: March 09, 2019 11:09AM

Cry for Yelp Wrote:
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> Is it some new hook-up site for wackos?


One thing for sure, none of those reviews are helpful when it comes to whether a place is worth going to or not.

Hammie's boozy recommendations seem really independent of quality.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: WtF THAT'S NASTY ()
Date: March 09, 2019 11:25AM

Weasel welfare check Wrote:
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> How is the weasel doing?


Is...is that a chicken wing on the bed???

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: those are weasel bait ()
Date: March 09, 2019 12:49PM

WtF THAT'S NASTY Wrote:
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> Weasel welfare check Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How is the weasel doing?
>
>
> Is...is that a chicken wing on the bed???


megan sticks a chicken wing up her ass, so the weasel will crawl up after it.....

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Franks or ()
Date: March 09, 2019 01:00PM

Crystal Hot Sauce?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Destroy the Ottomans ()
Date: March 11, 2019 03:13PM

Alright, so let's take an inventory;

This thread, titled "Megan the cray cray lady" was started in 2014 as a continuation of a previous thread entailing Megan's trials and tribulations. The first Megan-oriented drama thread on FFXU began circa 2010(perhaps 2011?)and can no longer be viewed since it was deleted a while back. I believe the first thread was called "Megan Toohey of Manassas" or "Megan Toohey of Chantilly". That thread was created back when she first started dating Aaron, and it still had HUNDREDS of pages of messy, gooey drama.

Here in.2019, it's been almost a decade since the first Megan thread and she's still at it. Not much has changed.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: it IS impressive ()
Date: March 11, 2019 03:17PM

megan is quite the celebrity.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: so megan has always been hated? ()
Date: March 11, 2019 10:22PM

how long has she hung out on FFU?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: She's been around for a while ()
Date: March 12, 2019 01:35PM

so megan has always been hated? Wrote:
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> how long has she hung out on FFU?


Her phone number was poster in a thread called "post numbers of people who need to shut the fuck up" back in 2011. She's been with us ever since.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Enquiring Minds ()
Date: March 12, 2019 06:46PM

HOLY SHIT Wrote:
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> I have been a regular on the general forum since
> high school. I never bothered to check out off
> topic until tonight. Imagine my surprise when I
> clicked on this thread and immediately realized
> that it pertains to someone I “know!” I
> haven’t seen Megan Toohey - or, “Hambeast”
> as she is known here - in years, but one does not
> forget someone like her.
>
> One of my buddies met her online - MySpace, I
> believe. He fucked her for a few weeks, and one
> night, she met a bunch of us at the bar. She was
> wearing layers upon layers of makeup, a dress that
> showed off her muffin top, and within minutes of
> being introduced, Megan told us that “she popped
> (my friend’s) anal sex cherry the first night
> they met.” My friend confirmed this as fact, and
> added that he preferred to fuck her ass over her
> vagina, as fucking her vagina was a good example
> of the old adage “throwing a hot dog down a
> hallway.” I don’t remember much else because I
> was shit faced, but I do recall that my buddy had
> to change his number and block Megan on MySpace
> once he tired of using her as a cum dumpster. LOL


Was that before or after her anal prolapse?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Request ()
Date: March 12, 2019 09:09PM

Can cary just make this thread a sticky?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Figure ()
Date: March 12, 2019 09:13PM

What will her kids think when they get old enough to surf the internet and see her purple butthole and tales of her escapades plastered all over the internet?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: For the sake of the children ()
Date: March 12, 2019 10:07PM

Figure Wrote:
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> What will her kids think when they get old enough
> to surf the internet and see her purple butthole
> and tales of her escapades plastered all over the
> internet?

Hopefully the kids will be in a foster home by then.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: M.J ()
Date: March 12, 2019 10:57PM

For the sake of the children Wrote:
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> Figure Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What will her kids think when they get old
> enough
> > to surf the internet and see her purple
> butthole
> > and tales of her escapades plastered all over
> the
> > internet?
>
> Hopefully the kids will be in a foster home by
> then.


Preferably one where the foster family are Jehovah's witnesses who don't allow internet or cable, and safeguard the children from sexual perversion...

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 12, 2019 11:49PM

Megan has been quiet lately. I don’t think she has access to the internet on a regular basis.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: meg too busy running her busines ()
Date: March 12, 2019 11:57PM

She doesn't have time to waste on FFU anymore.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 13, 2019 12:02AM

meg too busy running her busines Wrote:
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> She doesn't have time to waste on FFU anymore.




What business is that? Is it something a vice detective would be interested in hearing about?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Suggestion box ()
Date: March 13, 2019 12:05AM

Megan should have her own dedicated forum to house all threads pertaining to her adventures.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hmmmm. eesh is correct ()
Date: March 13, 2019 02:40AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Megan has been quiet lately. I don’t think she
> has access to the internet on a regular basis.


She hasnt yelped lately either.

Back to living in her car?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Gettalife ()
Date: March 13, 2019 03:35AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Megan has been quiet lately. I don’t think she
> has access to the internet on a regular basis.


You’re further up her ass than that weasel.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: With bated breath ()
Date: March 13, 2019 01:46PM

hmmmm. eesh is correct Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Megan has been quiet lately. I don’t think
> she
> > has access to the internet on a regular basis.
>
>
> She hasnt yelped lately either.
>
> Back to living in her car?


Perhaps she will Yelp about the Katherine Hanley Family Shelter?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 13, 2019 04:47PM

Gettalife Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Megan has been quiet lately. I don’t think
> she
> > has access to the internet on a regular basis.
>
>
> You’re further up her ass than that weasel.


Self-deprecating humor, Megan?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Is her business named ()
Date: March 13, 2019 08:37PM

The Lavender Starfish?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I got one ()
Date: March 14, 2019 03:33PM

Is her business named Wrote:
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> The Lavender Starfish?


The Purple Pooper

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: and 3 more.... ()
Date: March 14, 2019 04:55PM

The violet Vagina
The Periwinkle Poopshoot
The Amaranthine anus

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: The Azure Asshole ()
Date: March 14, 2019 04:55PM

how about that?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: The turqoise twat ()
Date: March 14, 2019 04:56PM

there's a good one

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ntxv ()
Date: March 14, 2019 07:08PM

Does she know Bob Malm.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Purple Prolapse ()
Date: March 14, 2019 08:19PM

Ntxv Wrote:
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> Does she know Bob Malm.

Is his dick stained purple?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 14, 2019 10:45PM

Megan going for a swim....



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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: where's the tail? ()
Date: March 15, 2019 03:50AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Megan going for a swim....
>
>
>
> -


Someone good w/ graphics needs to add a weasel tail

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Cpt. Obvious ()
Date: March 15, 2019 03:57AM

where's the tail? Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Megan going for a swim....
> >
> >
> >
> > -
>
>
> Someone good w/ graphics needs to add a weasel
> tail


Thats just eesh aka Gerrymanderer2, swimming up her ass, as usual.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 15, 2019 08:32PM

What are Megan's thoughts and opinions on the New Zealand shooting?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eesh, I think that's sharon ()
Date: March 16, 2019 03:45AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Megan going for a swim....
>
>
>
> -

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: long lost twin? ()
Date: March 16, 2019 04:51PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Megan going for a swim....
>
>
>
> -


It looks like Meade Skelton

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: some lucky shark ()
Date: March 16, 2019 07:05PM

Some shark is going to feast, and then promptly die of heart failure.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Bob Malm ()
Date: March 16, 2019 09:34PM

Ntxv Wrote:
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> Does she know Bob Malm.


Who is Bob Malm?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Bubba M ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:22PM

Bob Malm? A world-class ass wipe

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