Health Department Wrote:
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> I think it's funny that both Megan and William
> Moreno share the habit of sleeping on their bare
> mattress, with no pad or sheets. It's enwn
> funnier that Megan's dog sleeps on the bare
> mattress with her. One can only imagine the toxic
> infectious cocktail of body oils, semen, vaginal
> discharge, human and animal fecal matter, food
> particles, mud, dirt, fleas, ticks, mites, and God
> knows what else are ground into Megan's mattress.
> You would need a Hazmat suit just to take the
> thing outside to the trash.
You sir are correct. Visitors to Megan's house reported this sheetless phenomenon and it was documented in the infamous phone throwing video. Here we see a dog resting peacefully on top of Megan's bare mattress. Megan's proclivity for inserting large foreign objects up her colon invariably results in a less than perfect seal for her starfish. Hence bits of fecal residue will work their way out, with more ejected during and after anal sex sessions. Add in the sweat and oil from random group sex partners, the dog's dirty paws, and food that Megan eats in bed.
It is interesting to note that William Moreno's bedroom walls appear to have less filth and dirt stains than Megan's.
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