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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: peep ()
Date: September 24, 2019 08:47PM

Here we are. Page 150. Party time!

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He who laughs last, laughs the longest

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: BJ Sadler ()
Date: September 24, 2019 11:11PM

peep Wrote:
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> Party time!


Eesh be having party time in your mouth.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: McKinsey & Company ()
Date: September 24, 2019 11:29PM

BJ Sadler Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Party time!
>
>
> Eesh be having party time in your mouth.


And Kevin be having a party in Megan’s mouth.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Page 150, yay! Yawns... ()
Date: September 24, 2019 11:42PM

Megan may not have ever truly left this site, but there's no way to know now which posts, if any, are her's. Sooo..... time to let this thread die an overdue death. It was fun back in it's hayday 2014-2016, but not anymore. Now it's just people rehashing old shit over and over, and peep and eesh carrying on with their pissing contest. Yawns.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hey now, back off ()
Date: September 24, 2019 11:52PM

Page 150, yay! Yawns... Wrote:
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> Megan may not have ever truly left this site, but
> there's no way to know now which posts, if any,
> are her's. Sooo..... time to let this thread die
> an overdue death. It was fun back in it's hayday
> 2014-2016, but not anymore. Now it's just people
> rehashing old shit over and over, and peep and
> eesh carrying on with their pissing contest.
> Yawns.


If we start killing threads that are past their prime, where do we stop? Do we kill the lizzie thread? The TMOS thread? The bowels thread? Do we stop discussiing meade, gerry, goatfuckerer2?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Why kill it? ()
Date: September 25, 2019 08:09AM

It's not difficult at all to tell which posts are from Megan. They are the same as her previous posts but written in the third person.

This thread is definitely not simply rehashing the old material. Megan continues to provide fresh fodder for her cray cray thread. She continues to say and do stupid things, and continues to instigate conflicts with total strangers and acquaintances. So long as Megan continues to be the narcissistic sex-crazed ass and criminal that she is, this thread will remain open.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: appivano ()
Date: September 25, 2019 11:17AM

Interesting.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Back to school Meade ()
Date: September 25, 2019 11:28AM

What is she taking this term in her online university?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Out the Window ()
Date: September 29, 2019 10:17AM

You fucking niggers, this thread is going out the window!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan’s Secret ()
Date: September 30, 2019 08:26PM

Megan’s been quiet on here lately and everyone’s been wondering why. It isn’t because of her new BF or because she’s in jail. Megan’s been running prostitutes out of the farmhouse she’s living in. Her BF was having money trouble so Megan started a side business and they made so much money they decided to keep it going. Megan has several girls living in her home with her, her BF and her kids who turn tricks both in and out of the house. She’s been keeping quiet so she doesn’t draw attention to her illegal activities so she doesn’t end up losing her kids or going to jail. She’s also been posting videos online of herself smoking and drinking beer and her pupils are pinpoints which is consistent with her post a few months ago about taking benzos. With her past cycles of addictions it’s no shock that she’s found a new drug she can’t get enough of. She’s even been turning some tricks herself to get extra money. Since she isn’t receiving child support and her man’s broke, she knows that’s the only way in an area like the one she’s in to feed her habits, and maybe her kids if she’s in a good mood.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: what about the weasel? ()
Date: September 30, 2019 11:22PM

Is she renting out the weasel as well?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Lordstowne swingers ()
Date: October 01, 2019 04:17AM

Megan’s Secret Wrote:
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> Megan’s been quiet on here lately and
> everyone’s been wondering why. It isn’t
> because of her new BF or because she’s in jail.
> Megan’s been running prostitutes out of the
> farmhouse she’s living in. Her BF was having
> money trouble so Megan started a side business and
> they made so much money they decided to keep it
> going. Megan has several girls living in her home
> with her, her BF and her kids who turn tricks both
> in and out of the house. She’s been keeping
> quiet so she doesn’t draw attention to her
> illegal activities so she doesn’t end up losing
> her kids or going to jail. She’s also been
> posting videos online of herself smoking and
> drinking beer and her pupils are pinpoints which
> is consistent with her post a few months ago about
> taking benzos. With her past cycles of addictions
> it’s no shock that she’s found a new drug she
> can’t get enough of. She’s even been turning
> some tricks herself to get extra money. Since she
> isn’t receiving child support and her man’s
> broke, she knows that’s the only way in an area
> like the one she’s in to feed her habits, and
> maybe her kids if she’s in a good mood.

She posted on facebook that she's in an open relationship.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: an open relationship... ()
Date: October 01, 2019 06:50AM

Because, those have always worked out so well for hammie....

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: slutzilla ()
Date: October 01, 2019 01:18PM

an open relationship... Wrote:
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> Because, those have always worked out so well for
> hammie....


Like she has ever been a monogamous relationship. At least she is finally being honest about it upfront.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Translation Needed ()
Date: October 01, 2019 10:06PM

Lordstowne swingers Wrote:
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>
> She posted on facebook that she's in an open
> relationship.


What the hell does open relationship even mean? In a nonmarital arrangement the word open strips the word relationship of all meaning. I am currently regularly dating three women. If I met someone else I am free to have sex with her as well. Same applies to the women I am dating. If anyone asks I simply say I am not seeing anyone exclusively.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: but is there a contract? ()
Date: October 01, 2019 11:58PM

I always loved when hammie would try to write something in officialese.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: She a ho ()
Date: October 05, 2019 01:52PM

Translation Needed Wrote:
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> What the hell does open relationship even mean?

It means you're a syphilis-ridden whore.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I'm not cray cray ()
Date: October 06, 2019 12:58PM

but is there a contract? Wrote:
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> I always loved when hammie would try to write
> something in officialese.


Be it forthhence known inter alia, eck setera, ibid that I hereby do swear and affirm that you have committed slander and libel against Mrs. Toohey. Provide forthwith an address upon which you may be served legal papers.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: jwmgm ()
Date: October 07, 2019 09:13PM

If we aren't going to get new pictures of Megan and her cast of characters, what is the point of this thread?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: B/F ()
Date: October 08, 2019 02:06PM

jwmgm Wrote:
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> If we aren't going to get new pictures of Megan
> and her cast of characters, what is the point of
> this thread?


https://www.facebook.com/jon.stocker.31

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Wedding bells ()
Date: October 09, 2019 09:11PM

Ya'll, Megan is getting married again. Third time's the charm???

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Wedding bells ()
Date: October 09, 2019 09:13PM

Wedding bells Wrote:
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> Ya'll, Megan is getting married again. Third
> time's the charm???

How long has she been divorced from Josh?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: who's the victim this time? ()
Date: October 09, 2019 10:13PM

commence the dysfunctional marriage drama!

How long until hammie and THIS one are duking it out in court?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Out the Window ()
Date: October 10, 2019 12:36PM

who's the victim this time? Wrote:
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> commence the dysfunctional marriage drama!
>
> How long until hammie and THIS one are duking it
> out in court?


How long until she grabs one of his possessions and screams "You fucking nigger it's going out the window"?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 10, 2019 12:43PM

Hahahaha that video never fails to brighten my day.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I know, I know ()
Date: October 10, 2019 01:27PM

Out the Window Wrote:
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> who's the victim this time? Wrote:
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> > commence the dysfunctional marriage drama!
> >
> > How long until hammie and THIS one are duking
> it
> > out in court?
>
>
> How long until she grabs one of his possessions
> and screams "You fucking nigger it's going out the
> window"?

Usually after having an unwanted child with the guy.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Wont play ()
Date: October 10, 2019 04:11PM

peep Wrote:
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> Hahahaha that video never fails to brighten my
> day.


Yo, your vid doesn't work.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Don't worry about that ()
Date: October 10, 2019 04:18PM

Wont play Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
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> > Hahahaha that video never fails to brighten my
> > day.
>
>
> Yo, your vid doesn't work.


It doesn't play automatically. It downloads the file and then you play it from there.
At least that is how it happens on my computer.

I forgot how great it was.

Has her latest hostage seen it? He will be living it soon enough.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Duh!! ()
Date: October 10, 2019 06:19PM

Wedding bells Wrote:
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> Wedding bells Wrote:
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> > Ya'll, Megan is getting married again. Third
> > time's the charm???
>
> How long has she been divorced from Josh?

She’s marrying the farmer, Jon, who’s Facebook profile someone just posted on here a couple lines up. That’s where they run the whore house.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 10, 2019 06:26PM

This poor, poor man. He really has no clue what he's getting himself into. I'm debating on sending him the freakout video over Facebook Messenger.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: THink of it this way ()
Date: October 10, 2019 08:37PM

peep Wrote:
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> This poor, poor man. He really has no clue what
> he's getting himself into. I'm debating on sending
> him the freakout video over Facebook Messenger.
He probably has been brainwashed by her to think Josh is evil and Megan is an innocent victim of circumstances.


He will find out the truth just like Josh did.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 10, 2019 08:59PM

LMFAO!!!! Megan just texted my mom asking her to "make me stop."


Hahahaha what a funny joke.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I guess I'm an Ediot ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:04PM

peep Wrote:
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> LMFAO!!!! Megan just texted my mom asking her to
> "make me stop."
>
>
> Hahahaha what a funny joke.


Like you are the only one raggin' on her here.

I thought she left this place and was never looking back.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammie texted lynn? ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:05PM

She doesn't want that poor chump finding out about her past.

Another thing - that guy is probably fucked up enough already. Hammie does NOT hook up with normal people. So he really doesn't need this additional complication in his life. Who TF marries anyone they have known only a month or so?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Definitely Not Peep ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:06PM

You know she cray cray...
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Definitely Not Peep ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:09PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: One thing for certain ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:15PM

hammie texted lynn? Wrote:
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> She doesn't want that poor chump finding out about
> her past.
>
> Another thing - that guy is probably fucked up
> enough already. Hammie does NOT hook up with
> normal people. So he really doesn't need this
> additional complication in his life. Who TF
> marries anyone they have known only a month or so?


He looks tipsy or out and out drunk in the few photos I have seen of him. Two drunks getting together is always a recipe for an exciting relationship.

Maybe she told him she was pregnant. That has always worked out for her in the past. A couple of times she was actually pregnant.

Does he know she has been on National Television?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: another thing for certain ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:16PM

We now have new grist for the megan thread!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: She's still among us ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:17PM

peep Wrote:
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> LMFAO!!!! Megan just texted my mom asking her to
> "make me stop."
>
>
> Hahahaha what a funny joke.


Did your mom demand that you stop posting about Meg online?

This development leaves us with no doubt... Meg never really left FFXU.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: something is wrong with Jon ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:18PM

Definitely Not Peep Wrote:
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> ////


She has a purple prolapse and Marty Feldman tits.

It takes a scary sort of illness to fall in love with that.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:22PM

She's still among us Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LMFAO!!!! Megan just texted my mom asking her
> to
> > "make me stop."
> >
> >
> > Hahahaha what a funny joke.
>
>
> Did your mom demand that you stop posting about
> Meg online?
>
> This development leaves us with no doubt... Meg
> never really left FFXU.


No. Not at all. I really don't think she cares what Hammie says. She knows what a psychotic, bipolar, emotional trainwreck Megan is.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: is Kevin ok? ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:29PM

What happened to the gay dude with the gigantic forehead and cheap suit -- the one Megan referred to as the "best date ever"? Do Megan and Jon keep him locked up naked in a dog cage in the basement, and lead him around on a collar and leash?
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hook, line, & sinker ()
Date: October 10, 2019 09:42PM

I swear, she really can hook 'em. It hasn't even been mich more than a year since her and Josh split.
Her husbands always end up eating up whatever narrative she feeds them about the evil and abusive person who hurt her before they met. With Aaron, it was Megan's adoptive mother. With Josh, it was Aaron. Now with Jon, it's always sob stories about Josh and Janine. Jon will be the new villain whenever fiance #4 enters the picture.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fag Hag Megan ()
Date: October 10, 2019 10:29PM

Is her Facebook status still in an 'open' relationship?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: begin countdown until breakup ()
Date: October 10, 2019 11:13PM

I bet that, by next June, megan is posting about what a psycho loser this guy is. Probably about how fucked up his family is, too.

Now - the wild card here is that these are rural folk with lots of land, who are very close knit and insular. If hammie tries to fuck this guy over too badly, she's liable to end up helping fertilize the back forty. None of the neighbors would say a word to law enforcement, who most likely wouldn't care anyhow.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Patient Zero Megan ()
Date: October 11, 2019 01:35AM

begin countdown until breakup Wrote:
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> I bet that, by next June, megan is posting about
> what a psycho loser this guy is. Probably about
> how fucked up his family is, too.
>
> Now - the wild card here is that these are rural
> folk with lots of land, who are very close knit
> and insular. If hammie tries to fuck this guy over
> too badly, she's liable to end up helping
> fertilize the back forty. None of the neighbors
> would say a word to law enforcement, who most
> likely wouldn't care anyhow.


With all the drugs and alcohol she puts in her body, do you really think she will 'fertilize' anything? I'm thinking of dead patch write in the middle of the crops.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: That's nasty ()
Date: October 11, 2019 05:45AM

Definitely Not Peep Wrote:
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> ////


Ewwwww! Fucked up tits with nips that don't point anywhere close to the same direction (her tits like Marty Feldmans eyes), nasty purple asshole, AND stuffed full of nigger cock? Watta trashy-ass ho!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Screwnicorn ()
Date: October 11, 2019 05:48AM

THink of it this way Wrote:
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> He will find out the truth just like Josh did.

Heh heh, the old Screwnicorn.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: What about the dog ()
Date: October 11, 2019 06:58AM

Don't worry about that Wrote:
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> Wont play Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peep Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hahahaha that video never fails to brighten
> my
> > > day.
> >
> >
> > Yo, your vid doesn't work.
>
>
> It doesn't play automatically. It downloads the
> file and then you play it from there.
> At least that is how it happens on my computer.
>
> I forgot how great it was.
>
> Has her latest hostage seen it? He will be
> living it soon enough.


Always felt bad for the dog in that video (the puppy, not Hammie). What ever happened to it? It didn't deserve that life.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Health Department ()
Date: October 11, 2019 08:15AM

I think it's funny that both Megan and William Moreno share the habit of sleeping on their bare mattress, with no pad or sheets. It's enwn funnier that Megan's dog sleeps on the bare mattress with her. One can only imagine the toxic infectious cocktail of body oils, semen, vaginal discharge, human and animal fecal matter, food particles, mud, dirt, fleas, ticks, mites, and God knows what else are ground into Megan's mattress. You would need a Hazmat suit just to take the thing outside to the trash.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: White Trash Disposal ()
Date: October 11, 2019 08:31AM

Health Department Wrote:
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> You would need a Hazmat suit just to take the
> thing outside to the trash.

You talking about the Hambeast or the mattress?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: planning to sue karen for $$$ ()
Date: October 12, 2019 08:58PM

Unfortunately, per the Fairfax Court Record site, she'll have to get into line. And it's a rather long line.....

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Questions.......... ()
Date: October 12, 2019 09:34PM

That's nasty Wrote:
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> Definitely Not Peep Wrote:
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> > ////
>
>
> Ewwwww! Fucked up tits with nips that don't point
> anywhere close to the same direction (her tits
> like Marty Feldmans eyes), nasty purple asshole,
> AND stuffed full of nigger cock? Watta trashy-ass
> ho!

Farmer Jon looks like a "good old boy" does he lnow Megan is a nigger lover? Or is he enchanted with idea that she likes it up the ass?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: megan loves farmers ()
Date: October 12, 2019 09:56PM

so many different animals to stuff up her ass! Chickens, rabbits, piglets, the tittilational possibilites are endless ...

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Missing Bedding ()
Date: October 13, 2019 08:33PM

Health Department Wrote:
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> I think it's funny that both Megan and William
> Moreno share the habit of sleeping on their bare
> mattress, with no pad or sheets. It's enwn
> funnier that Megan's dog sleeps on the bare
> mattress with her. One can only imagine the toxic
> infectious cocktail of body oils, semen, vaginal
> discharge, human and animal fecal matter, food
> particles, mud, dirt, fleas, ticks, mites, and God
> knows what else are ground into Megan's mattress.
> You would need a Hazmat suit just to take the
> thing outside to the trash.

You sir are correct. Visitors to Megan's house reported this sheetless phenomenon and it was documented in the infamous phone throwing video. Here we see a dog resting peacefully on top of Megan's bare mattress. Megan's proclivity for inserting large foreign objects up her colon invariably results in a less than perfect seal for her starfish. Hence bits of fecal residue will work their way out, with more ejected during and after anal sex sessions. Add in the sweat and oil from random group sex partners, the dog's dirty paws, and food that Megan eats in bed.

It is interesting to note that William Moreno's bedroom walls appear to have less filth and dirt stains than Megan's.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan's revenge play ()
Date: October 13, 2019 09:32PM

peep Wrote:
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> This poor, poor man. He really has no clue what
> he's getting himself into. I'm debating on sending
> him the freakout video over Facebook Messenger.

Jon looks like a good old boy who might be able to beat some sense into Moreno and Trinnes. Or at least give them a good beating.

Moreno begged, pleaded, and cajoled Megan into joining his "imbecilic jihad" then tossed her aside like a used Tampax. He then tried to claim that "Megan has nothing to do with anything" but a couple months later the Morenos used a photo of Megan's purple prolapsed rectum as evidence in their ill-fated lawsuit. Moreno's own lawyer threw him under the bus and stated that the photo was "necessary for the case", proving that William Moreno is a liar, in addition to being a self-confessed pedophile and cocksucking faggot.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2117933.html

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hope springs eternal ()
Date: October 13, 2019 11:14PM

There are men out there who would overlook a great many shortcomings so long as they came home from work to find a nice dinner spread out on the kitchen table, and then retired to find their wives legs spread wide in the bedroom. A wife who is bi could be spun into a live porn show and a chance to nail another woman on the side with his wife's consent. If Megan played this right she could make it work for her.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: A few problems with that plan ()
Date: October 13, 2019 11:27PM

Hope springs eternal Wrote:
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> There are men out there who would overlook a great
> many shortcomings so long as they came home from
> work to find a nice dinner spread out on the
> kitchen table, and then retired to find their
> wives legs spread wide in the bedroom. A wife who
> is bi could be spun into a live porn show and a
> chance to nail another woman on the side with his
> wife's consent. If Megan played this right she
> could make it work for her.

1. Megan doesn't like to make dinner.
2. Megan's legs would be spread wide, but there would be a good chance of finding someone else between them. Megan does not believe in monogamy and always has multiple partners of both sexes.
3. Megan's rules only allow for her to nail multiple partners. Megan does not allow her husbands the same freedom.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: 80% means what again? ()
Date: October 14, 2019 01:26AM

A few problems with that plan Wrote:
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>
> 1. Megan doesn't like to make dinner.
> 2. Megan's legs would be spread wide, but there
> would be a good chance of finding someone else
> between them. Megan does not believe in monogamy
> and always has multiple partners of both sexes.
> 3. Megan's rules only allow for her to nail
> multiple partners. Megan does not allow her
> husbands the same freedom.

There will be some eats, Megan does like her finger foods such as chicken wings.

She does let her main man screw other women as long as Megs is there. Of course, she made the mistake of choosing Janine. Janine/ fucks much better than she does and Josh dumped Hammie like a used tampon.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Wondering. ()
Date: October 14, 2019 03:11AM

Does Megan speak in the third person too now, or does she just write that way? Why does she do it anyhow, is it a symptom or her narcissistic personality disorder?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: megan doesn't post here ()
Date: October 14, 2019 03:16AM

Wondering. Wrote:
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> Does Megan speak in the third person too now, or
> does she just write that way? Why does she do it
> anyhow, is it a symptom or her narcissistic
> personality disorder?


It is sad how many loosers hear are obseeseed with mgean. She has moved beyond you gucking loosers and is now a RESPECTED memeber of her community.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan is here and massaging peep ()
Date: October 14, 2019 04:00AM

Megan called Lynn Sadler and messaged TJ yesterday, and she posts here regularly in the third person. Megan may have moved to Ohio temporarily, but she certainly hasn't moved beyond her cohorts at Fairfax Underground.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Spelling Bee Hard ()
Date: October 14, 2019 10:06AM

megan doesn't post here Wrote:
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> Wondering. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Megan speak in the third person too now,
> or
> > does she just write that way? Why does she do
> it
> > anyhow, is it a symptom or her narcissistic
> > personality disorder?
>
>
> It is sad how many loosers hear are obseeseed with
> mgean. She has moved beyond you gucking loosers
> and is now a RESPECTED memeber of her community.

Writing in third person and stupid is no way to go through life hammie.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Out the window ()
Date: October 14, 2019 11:15AM

Hoping for a video soon where she’s got a chicken or a pitchfork or a cow pie and is screaming, “You fucking hayseed, it’s going out the window!”

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan's rotten life ()
Date: October 14, 2019 12:53PM

megan doesn't post here Wrote:
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> Wondering. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Megan speak in the third person too now,
> or
> > does she just write that way? Why does she do
> it
> > anyhow, is it a symptom or her narcissistic
> > personality disorder?
>
>
> It is sad how many loosers hear are obseeseed with
> mgean. She has moved beyond you gucking loosers
> and is now a RESPECTED memeber of her community
Getting drunk and shitposting about yourself in the third person at 3:16 in the morning is a vital part of being a "RESPECTED memeber" of one's community.

If one is part of a shitty communtiy it is.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: puzzled in clifton ()
Date: October 14, 2019 07:42PM

megan is shitty, but she turned down helping tj, so what does that make tj?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I know, I know ()
Date: October 14, 2019 09:32PM

puzzled in clifton Wrote:
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> megan is shitty, but she turned down helping tj,
> so what does that make tj?

If she had helped him, he could have ended up like Josh with a dildo on his head.
I say that makes TJ 'a survivor'.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: tj ducked the megan bullet ()
Date: October 14, 2019 09:34PM

Now some poor dumb farmer has been nailed.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Young Frankenstein ()
Date: October 15, 2019 09:18AM

Marty Feldman tits? Damn that's funny.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megan's Marty Feldman Tits ()
Date: October 15, 2019 09:27AM

Marty Feldman or Steve Buscemi. Megan's tits point off in opposite directions as if they are trying to escape from her; you can't blame them for that.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Lizzie is back ()
Date: October 15, 2019 10:54PM

Hey Megan don't worry we love you too!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Pros and cons of large breasts ()
Date: October 16, 2019 02:43AM

Megan's Marty Feldman Tits Wrote:
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> Marty Feldman or Steve Buscemi. Megan's tits
> point off in opposite directions as if they are
> trying to escape from her; you can't blame them
> for that.


Don't most women with C cup or bigger breasts have that happen as they age?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Get a grip ()
Date: October 16, 2019 12:23PM

Pros and cons of large breasts Wrote:
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> Megan's Marty Feldman Tits Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Marty Feldman or Steve Buscemi. Megan's tits
> > point off in opposite directions as if they are
> > trying to escape from her; you can't blame them
> > for that.
>
>
> Don't most women with C cup or bigger breasts have
> that happen as they age?

Not to that extreme.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Titty escape ()
Date: October 16, 2019 01:36PM

Megan's tatas do look like wayward children attempting to break away from their mother.

Megan was in her mid-20's at the time of the photo. However Megan does not exercise or work out and she has very poor nutrition habits based on her restaurant meal reviews and food photos. Megan is a heavy drinker and smoker, and an abuser of prescription pain medication and assorted illegal drugs, not to mention the promiscuous sex. Megan is barely middle-aged but easily looks at least 25 years older than her actual age.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: House MD ()
Date: October 16, 2019 08:02PM

Get a grip Wrote:
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> Pros and cons of large breasts Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Megan's Marty Feldman Tits Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Marty Feldman or Steve Buscemi. Megan's tits
> > > point off in opposite directions as if they
> are
> > > trying to escape from her; you can't blame
> them
> > > for that.
> >
> >
> > Don't most women with C cup or bigger breasts
> have
> > that happen as they age?
>
> Not to that extreme.


Nice tits, but she needs to get some of those moles looked at.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Holey Moley ()
Date: October 16, 2019 08:09PM

Agreed, especially that one to the right of her navel. The tits do hang nicely though.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Weasel farm ()
Date: October 20, 2019 11:50AM

What kind of farmer is he? He doesn't raise weasels, does he? I'd hate to think that her motives were having access to an easy supply of furry mammals to shove in her ass.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: obvious by inspection ()
Date: October 20, 2019 12:17PM

Weasel farm Wrote:
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> What kind of farmer is he? He doesn't raise
> weasels, does he? I'd hate to think that her
> motives were having access to an easy supply of
> furry mammals to shove in her ass.


Her primary motive is to find someone to take care of her so she can spend her days drinking and being a negligent parent. She is an expert at shoving things up her ass. Just don't leave your phone or keys alone in her presence and you should be fine.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lock the medicine cabinet ()
Date: October 20, 2019 12:56PM

Megan has a reputation for looting the medicine cabinets of prescription painkillers when she visits someone's house. She will also rifle through other women's purses for the same reason.

Anyone who dates Megan should keep this caution in mind when he/she takes Megan to visit friends or relatives.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: No way to warn them ()
Date: October 20, 2019 03:35PM

lock the medicine cabinet Wrote:
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> Megan has a reputation for looting the medicine
> cabinets of prescription painkillers when she
> visits someone's house. She will also rifle
> through other women's purses for the same reason.
>
> Anyone who dates Megan should keep this caution in
> mind when he/she takes Megan to visit friends or
> relatives.

Megan is a true narcissist. She lovebombs a person in the beginning of their relationship and tells grandiose stories about how she was the victim in all previous relationships. She’s willing to do absolutely anything to get a person to fall for her so there is no way to warn the new person she has her sights set on just how bad she is about to destroy their life. She has zero purpose in life other than to hurt as many people and destroy as many lives as possible before time runs out.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Engine number nein ()
Date: October 21, 2019 10:29PM

No one knows for whom the bell tolls

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Possoek ()
Date: October 26, 2019 11:40AM

Sounds like a plan

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Shut ()
Date: October 26, 2019 11:44AM

Idiot

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: The red blanket ()
Date: October 26, 2019 04:22PM

Missing Bedding Wrote:
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> Health Department Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think it's funny that both Megan and William
> > Moreno share the habit of sleeping on their
> bare
> > mattress, with no pad or sheets. It's enwn
> > funnier that Megan's dog sleeps on the bare
> > mattress with her. One can only imagine the
> toxic
> > infectious cocktail of body oils, semen,
> vaginal
> > discharge, human and animal fecal matter, food
> > particles, mud, dirt, fleas, ticks, mites, and
> God
> > knows what else are ground into Megan's
> mattress.
> > You would need a Hazmat suit just to take the
> > thing outside to the trash.
>
> You sir are correct. Visitors to Megan's house
> reported this sheetless phenomenon and it was
> documented in the infamous phone throwing video.
> Here we see a dog resting peacefully on top of
> Megan's bare mattress. Megan's proclivity for
> inserting large foreign objects up her colon
> invariably results in a less than perfect seal for
> her starfish. Hence bits of fecal residue will
> work their way out, with more ejected during and
> after anal sex sessions. Add in the sweat and oil
> from random group sex partners, the dog's dirty
> paws, and food that Megan eats in bed.
>
> It is interesting to note that William Moreno's
> bedroom walls appear to have less filth and dirt
> stains than Megan's.


Red blanket

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: yelp help ()
Date: October 26, 2019 05:23PM

Looks like hammie found another trough to get the drunk and feedbag on. LOL

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: megan is indeed unsanitary ()
Date: October 26, 2019 05:36PM

The red blanket Wrote:
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> Missing Bedding Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Health Department Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think it's funny that both Megan and
> William
> > > Moreno share the habit of sleeping on their
> > bare
> > > mattress, with no pad or sheets. It's enwn
> > > funnier that Megan's dog sleeps on the bare
> > > mattress with her. One can only imagine the
> > toxic
> > > infectious cocktail of body oils, semen,
> > vaginal
> > > discharge, human and animal fecal matter,
> food
> > > particles, mud, dirt, fleas, ticks, mites,
> and
> > God
> > > knows what else are ground into Megan's
> > mattress.
> > > You would need a Hazmat suit just to take the
> > > thing outside to the trash.
> >
> > You sir are correct. Visitors to Megan's house
> > reported this sheetless phenomenon and it was
> > documented in the infamous phone throwing video.
>
> > Here we see a dog resting peacefully on top of
> > Megan's bare mattress. Megan's proclivity for
> > inserting large foreign objects up her colon
> > invariably results in a less than perfect seal
> for
> > her starfish. Hence bits of fecal residue will
> > work their way out, with more ejected during
> and
> > after anal sex sessions. Add in the sweat and
> oil
> > from random group sex partners, the dog's dirty
> > paws, and food that Megan eats in bed.
> >
> > It is interesting to note that William Moreno's
> > bedroom walls appear to have less filth and
> dirt
> > stains than Megan's.
>
>
> Red blanket

Her new farmer fiance makes her sleep in the barn.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Pig sex ()
Date: October 26, 2019 07:53PM

megan is indeed unsanitary Wrote:
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> The red blanket Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Missing Bedding Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Health Department Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I think it's funny that both Megan and
> > William
> > > > Moreno share the habit of sleeping on their
> > > bare
> > > > mattress, with no pad or sheets. It's enwn
> > > > funnier that Megan's dog sleeps on the bare
> > > > mattress with her. One can only imagine the
> > > toxic
> > > > infectious cocktail of body oils, semen,
> > > vaginal
> > > > discharge, human and animal fecal matter,
> > food
> > > > particles, mud, dirt, fleas, ticks, mites,
> > and
> > > God
> > > > knows what else are ground into Megan's
> > > mattress.
> > > > You would need a Hazmat suit just to take
> the
> > > > thing outside to the trash.
> > >
> > > You sir are correct. Visitors to Megan's
> house
> > > reported this sheetless phenomenon and it was
> > > documented in the infamous phone throwing
> video.
> >
> > > Here we see a dog resting peacefully on top
> of
> > > Megan's bare mattress. Megan's proclivity for
> > > inserting large foreign objects up her colon
> > > invariably results in a less than perfect
> seal
> > for
> > > her starfish. Hence bits of fecal residue
> will
> > > work their way out, with more ejected during
> > and
> > > after anal sex sessions. Add in the sweat
> and
> > oil
> > > from random group sex partners, the dog's
> dirty
> > > paws, and food that Megan eats in bed.
> > >
> > > It is interesting to note that William
> Moreno's
> > > bedroom walls appear to have less filth and
> > dirt
> > > stains than Megan's.
> >
> >
> > Red blanket
>
> Her new farmer fiance makes her sleep in the
> barn.


He lost his virginity to a pig. He gets liquored up and knows what he likes.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Yuck ()
Date: October 26, 2019 11:16PM

"He lost his virginity to a pig. He gets liquored up and knows what he likes."

Ughhh... don't mention pigs and sex, or eesh will re-post that nasty animated strip of a woman being forced to fuck a pig, after which she was surgically turned into a pig herself. Yuck

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: #metoo ()
Date: October 26, 2019 11:20PM

Yuck Wrote:
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> "He lost his virginity to a pig. He gets liquored
> up and knows what he likes."
>

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaQ4nzzN5D_uY9Hui7uWy

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Trashed ()
Date: October 27, 2019 02:31PM

Trash
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Only a matter of time ()
Date: October 27, 2019 02:39PM

Farmer Jon will end up in the dung pile like the rest of the men she has used...
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Purple McAnus ()
Date: October 27, 2019 09:01PM

Only a matter of time Wrote:
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> Farmer Jon will end up in the dung pile like the
> rest of the men she has used...


The fabled screwnicorn.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Humanity ()
Date: October 30, 2019 06:24PM

Enema

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: News on the March ()
Date: October 30, 2019 07:14PM

Humanity Wrote:
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> Enema


Women and faggots who like it up the butt always have enemas on hand in case they need a quick cleanse.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: What will Megan wear tonight? ()
Date: October 31, 2019 06:55PM

Megan always looks like she's wearing a Halloween costume.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Slag Bag ()
Date: November 02, 2019 05:24PM

What will Megan wear tonight? Wrote:
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> Megan always looks like she's wearing a Halloween
> costume.


JFC, what a slag.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: watta ho ()
Date: November 03, 2019 01:26PM

How does that skeevy, fat, disease-ridden slapper manage to attract men? I've never seen a more disgusting creature.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Tootsie ()
Date: November 04, 2019 10:44PM

To ot

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fjsyc ()
Date: November 04, 2019 10:44PM

Find

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Work-life balance of the week ()
Date: November 04, 2019 10:45PM

Hair

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