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I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: Fuck No ()
Date: June 16, 2021 03:34PM

I’m old, bald and fat. No one needs/wants to look at me. My whole job can be done on my computer. I’m out of town working remotely. Honestly I would be fine never going back to DC and I’ve lived there my whole life. Compared to the mid west, DC is shit.

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: me too ()
Date: June 16, 2021 03:43PM

At least when you work from home, during lull times, you can accomplish other chores, like cutting the grass or doing laundry, stuff like that. Makes for better weekends. At work you always gotta pretend your busy. At home you can be honest. I'm a GS worker, not that important. When it snows bad I consider myself "non-essential" when we get an important visitor VIP well then I'm essential. That kind of arrangement

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: Bo fan #1 ()
Date: June 16, 2021 04:07PM

Fuck No Wrote:
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> I’m old, bald and fat. No one needs/wants to
> look at me. My whole job can be done on my
> computer. I’m out of town working remotely.
> Honestly I would be fine never going back to DC
> and I’ve lived there my whole life. Compared to
> the mid west, DC is shit.


How are your bowels?

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: Wish we were still locked down ()
Date: June 16, 2021 04:24PM

Fuck No Wrote:
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> I’m old, bald and fat. No one needs/wants to
> look at me. My whole job can be done on my
> computer. I’m out of town working remotely.
> Honestly I would be fine never going back to DC
> and I’ve lived there my whole life. Compared to
> the mid west, DC is shit.

All of this. I don't want to go back either. Working from home the past year and a half has been a blessing. I feel like productivity has gone up as a whole, no one got fired last year, whereas it seemed to be a monthly thing. Saving on gas, etc. Ugh.

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: home body ()
Date: June 16, 2021 04:24PM

I can't go back. I WON'T go back. No way. Nog hauler every day? Nope.

I don't do any work when I'm in office. I don't do any work when I'm "working" from home. This way, I save on parking and gas to and from the Metro.

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: Working in DC ()
Date: June 16, 2021 04:57PM

I'm semi new to this area. I had a job offer in DC and was going to take it but had no idea I'd have to pay to park everyday. Also the metro would take over an hour. I'm still undecided. It's great pay but DC is on the news everyday for something heinous!

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: Grandma Ratchet ()
Date: June 16, 2021 05:22PM

Hang on just a little bit longer.

Things are about to get better for all of us.

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: Oh fiddley fuck ()
Date: June 16, 2021 07:49PM

I'm old, fit and have a full head of hair.

I can do all my work remotely, but I want to go back!

My office has the horniest young girls and I am an expert in helping them.

BY all means, stay off the road, stay home and jerk off.

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: Office sluts ()
Date: June 16, 2021 07:56PM

Oh fiddley fuck Wrote:
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> I'm old, fit and have a full head of hair.
>
> I can do all my work remotely, but I want to go
> back!
>
> My office has the horniest young girls and I am an
> expert in helping them.
>
> BY all means, stay off the road, stay home and
> jerk off.


We just hired 3 naive hot female interns and I'm going to fuck them.

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: Studley Hungwell ()
Date: June 16, 2021 08:08PM

Office sluts Wrote:
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> Oh fiddley fuck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm old, fit and have a full head of hair.
> >
> > I can do all my work remotely, but I want to go
> > back!
> >
> > My office has the horniest young girls and I am
> an
> > expert in helping them.
> >
> > BY all means, stay off the road, stay home and
> > jerk off.
>
>
> We just hired 3 naive hot female interns and I'm
> going to fuck them.

All 3 at the same time?

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: Office sluts ()
Date: June 16, 2021 08:12PM

Studley Hungwell Wrote:
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> Office sluts Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh fiddley fuck Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm old, fit and have a full head of hair.
> > >
> > > I can do all my work remotely, but I want to
> go
> > > back!
> > >
> > > My office has the horniest young girls and I
> am
> > an
> > > expert in helping them.
> > >
> > > BY all means, stay off the road, stay home
> and
> > > jerk off.
> >
> >
> > We just hired 3 naive hot female interns and
> I'm
> > going to fuck them.
>
> All 3 at the same time?

That's a great idea. I had to fuck my boss to become the boss.

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: I wanna! ()
Date: June 16, 2021 08:38PM

Office sluts Wrote:
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> Studley Hungwell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Office sluts Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oh fiddley fuck Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I'm old, fit and have a full head of hair.
> > > >
> > > > I can do all my work remotely, but I want
> to
> > go
> > > > back!
> > > >
> > > > My office has the horniest young girls and
> I
> > am
> > > an
> > > > expert in helping them.
> > > >
> > > > BY all means, stay off the road, stay home
> > and
> > > > jerk off.
> > >
> > >
> > > We just hired 3 naive hot female interns and
> > I'm
> > > going to fuck them.
> >
> > All 3 at the same time?
>
> That's a great idea. I had to fuck my boss to
> become the boss.


Can I fuck your boss?

I wanna be a boss too!

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: another strain out there ()
Date: June 16, 2021 09:13PM

Play it cool!

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: VKVLN ()
Date: June 16, 2021 09:27PM

I'm still fucking my boss. She's 44 & still got it. I don't want to be boss, though. I just fuck my boss so I can fuck off & get paid for it. That she's still got it is just an extra added bonus. It's not going to last. I'm 24 & I don't want a 50 YO wife or GF when I'm 30,

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Re: I don’t want to go back to the office.
Posted by: MTWT7 ()
Date: June 16, 2021 11:25PM

VKVLN Wrote:
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>
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> I don't want a
> 50 YO wife or GF when I'm 30,


What if the 50 YO is named Halle Berry, Elizabeth Hurley or Paulina Porizkova?

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