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Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: Throwing a Party ()
Date: April 08, 2021 07:59PM

Just for a couple hours. Need to leave them on someone's front door as a signal we want to have a wife swap. Explain later.

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: rusty navel ()
Date: April 08, 2021 08:01PM

Call the guy in the ICU who masturbated with third degree burns on his hands. You could inspire him.

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: So stupid ()
Date: April 08, 2021 08:08PM

rusty navel Wrote:
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> Call the guy in the ICU who masturbated with third
> degree burns on his hands. You could inspire him.

That was one of the stupidest yet funniest posts yet

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: call the experienced one ()
Date: April 08, 2021 08:38PM

Meade has plenty of acting experience portraying large mammal and inanimate objects like Statue of Liberty. Get in touch with him via his homepage. He'd now all about it,

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: That's odd... ()
Date: April 08, 2021 09:02PM

I was looking to do something similar with a hooker & a stripper...

If things don't work out, I'll be okay, but you only have a kangaroo & a koala to fuck...sounds tricky!

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: ycnkm ()
Date: April 08, 2021 09:57PM

Throwing a Party Wrote:
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> Just for a couple hours. Need to leave them on
> someone's front door as a signal we want to have a
> wife swap. Explain later.


I will provide you with a kangaroo. I will not guarantee that he will not kick your fucking ass from here to next Sunday. As a matter of fact, he may disembowel you. Are you feeling lucky.

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: Straya Mate ()
Date: April 08, 2021 10:59PM

You've got to go down unda.

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: I been on a walkabout ()
Date: April 08, 2021 11:32PM

Straya Mate Wrote:
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> You've got to go down unda.


No. You only have to go to Germantown. ( https://www.roos2u.com/ )

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: Did it ()
Date: April 08, 2021 11:53PM

Toys are US rents them out. Call the Kids Animal Program number. A little expensive. $500 hr. Code word is "Gerry the Giraffe sent me."

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: from around these parts ()
Date: April 09, 2021 05:02AM

Is "Toys are US" a local business? I recall a Toys "R" Us.

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: was @ your house but no kangaroo ()
Date: April 09, 2021 07:52AM

Disappointed i couldn't fuck your wife

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: Central Casting Trout Farm ()
Date: April 09, 2021 11:10AM

I can loan you a drunk Aborigine that plays the accordion but I need him for an Alaskan fishing commercial on Monday.

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Re: Anyone Know Where I Can Rent A Kangaroo & Koala ?
Posted by: Redundant is redundant ()
Date: April 09, 2021 07:58PM

Central Casting Trout Farm Wrote:
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> I can loan you a drunk Aborigine that plays the
> accordion but I need him for an Alaskan fishing
> commercial on Monday.


When you say Aborigine the drunk part is implied, at least if your are referring to Aboriginals in Australia. You do not have to say "drunk Aborigine".

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