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Thank you bowel blocker 58
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 09, 2021 06:53AM

You’ve now blocked our discussions 58 times. Congrats.

To my brothers in bowel, we will not let this little boy or those who mock us so viciously, succeed in blocking our 1st amendment rights. As you all know more proof of depravity towards us, and with less than 0.7% of medical research devoted to our colons, we will commiserate.



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Re: Thank you bowel blocker 58
Posted by: Chaplin BiB ()
Date: April 09, 2021 07:08AM

Here is a little inspirational song just for the brown trodden folks here.


We are one in the Spirit, we are one in the Lord
We are one in the Spirit, we are one in the Lord
And we pray that our unity will one day be restored
And they'll know we are bowel brothers by our love, by our love
Yeah they'll know we are bowel brothers by our love

We will work with each other, we will work side by side
We will work with each other, we will work side by side
And we'll guard each man's dignity and save each man's pride
And they'll know we are bowel brothers by our love, by our love
Yeah, they'll know we are bowel brothers by our love

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Re: Thank you bowel blocker 58
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 09, 2021 07:26AM

Healthy breakfast today. Cheerios and fresh fruit. Apple Juice. Bowels should like that.

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Re: Thank you bowel blocker 58
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 09, 2021 09:28AM

Day 2 of my 4 day weekend. I wonder what I should challenge my bowels with today? I am thinking of running out to Manassas to get some foot-long chili-cheese dogs and some onion rings followed by a butterfinger blast at Sonic. My bowels might not like that but hey I'm on a mini vacation here! My bowels will just have to deal with it!

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Re: Thank you bowel blocker 58
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: April 09, 2021 09:57AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Day 2 of my 4 day weekend. I wonder what I should
> challenge my bowels with today? I am thinking of
> running out to Manassas to get some foot-long
> chili-cheese dogs and some onion rings followed by
> a butterfinger blast at Sonic. My bowels might not
> like that but hey I'm on a mini vacation here! My
> bowels will just have to deal with it!


Boiled, there is nothing healthy at Sonic. If you must eat fast food try a salad with grilled turkey from Panera. It is a much better choice!

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Re: Thank you bowel blocker 58
Posted by: Brown Onion talks about poo ()
Date: April 09, 2021 10:13AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You’ve now blocked our discussions 58 times.
> Congrats.
>
> To my brothers in bowel, we will not let this
> little boy or those who mock us so viciously,
> succeed in blocking our 1st amendment rights. As
> you all know more proof of depravity towards us,
> and with less than 0.7% of medical research
> devoted to our colons, we will commiserate.


Keep telling yourself desire to discuss shit is somehow a noble mission.
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