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sharon haiku
Posted by: FFU poeterer ()
Date: April 08, 2021 08:29PM

waiting with my son
squatting on the curb at mo's
she has called the cops

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Re: sharon haiku
Posted by: William Starban ()
Date: April 08, 2021 09:30PM

Here's my little rhyme to commemorate the Sterling Stalkers:

Security camera, what's that you see?
It's big fat Sharon stalking me!
On the curb she plants her monstrous bum,
Beside her sits her retarded son.

The pair have come with no invite,
On all mankind they are a blight.
But Mighty Mo a frame will throw,
And crack the skull of the fat pedo.
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Re: sharon haiku
Posted by: Richard haiku ()
Date: April 09, 2021 03:39AM

Tootguy's beating me
I'm afraid he'll whip my ass
But I have a knife!

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Re: sharon haiku
Posted by: It wasn't a picture frame ()
Date: April 09, 2021 03:44AM

William Starban Wrote:
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> But Mighty Mo a frame will throw,
> And crack the skull of the fat pedo.

It was not a picture frame.

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