I waste your Saturday. Actually you do.

The bowels and the irritated bowels of others, should have recliner groan thrones, where the wooden handle is to flush instead of lean back. I am writing to President Trump to see if this could be considered. My colon hurts, the midwives are enroute, as is a SUV sized monster rolling and getting ready to breech the starfish.

It’s good to be retired boy.

Now to bring up Mitch McConnell’s turtle suit.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I waste your Saturday. Actually you do.
>
> The bowels and the irritated bowels of others,
> should have recliner groan thrones, where the
> wooden handle is to flush instead of lean back. I
> am writing to President Trump to see if this could
> be considered. My colon hurts, the midwives are
> enroute, as is a SUV sized monster rolling and
> getting ready to breech the starfish.
>
> It’s good to be retired boy.
>
> Now to bring up Mitch McConnell’s turtle suit.

Belay the midwives! I'm on my way home right now. My 9 inch purple-headed jackhammer of love is rock hard and ready to pulverize that SUV-size monster into a million tiny bits -- smaller than matchbox cars. I'll pound your ass until President Trump hears your screams out on the golf course. Then I will pump your colon full of my rich milky white love juice to lubricate the walls and make an easy exit for the remnants of your formerly SUV-size turd.

According to Amazon, our new groan throne should be here soon. There is no water, no handle, and no need to ever flush.
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Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I waste your Saturday. Actually you do.
>
> The bowels and the irritated bowels of others,
> should have recliner groan thrones, where the
> wooden handle is to flush instead of lean back. I
> am writing to President Trump to see if this could
> be considered. My colon hurts, the midwives are
> enroute, as is a SUV sized monster rolling and
> getting ready to breech the starfish.
>
> It’s good to be retired boy.
>
> Now to bring up Mitch McConnell’s turtle suit.

Wouldn't you be better off discussing designs with that 'My Pillow' crackhead?

He is in bedding...
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Happy CATurday everybody!!

KeliLuvsCats Wrote:
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> Happy CATurday everybody!!


Cat turds make excellent appetizers on their own. Of course, putting them in a pita they make a fast, wholesome and economical lunch.

Woot, Sunday fun-day BiBs!

Scrapple, bacon, coke. Take that bowels.

Thank you Mr Brown Onion. I received my nursing license, and have decided to go to work immediately. While I hope to get to the gastrointestinal wing, right now we are in the middle of a pandemic.

Watching church on the World Wide Web. I hope my pastor will pray for my bowels under prayer requests.

12 French toast sticks, 4 egg Ham omelette, Orange Juice. Take that bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Watching church on the World Wide Web. I hope my
> pastor will pray for my bowels under prayer
> requests.
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Hope church was good Brown! Going to the community garden. You and your family going?

Rusty 1965 Wrote:
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> Hope church was good Brown! Going to the community
> garden. You and your family going?


Home movies from my collection!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemon aid...

So we love our Lemon aid parties!
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Howdy there brown guyz! I shore doez hope everone here iz doin good an havin good bowlez. I waz thinkin bout yall thiz week when a man come a drivin up ta my work place in a old Ford pickemup truck an axed me if there waz a bathroom he coud use in a hurry. I told him ta follow me an I unlocked tha back door to the shop and he waz walkin real funny. He got in tha baffroom an man some terrible sounds and odorz were a commoin from that room. Whe he come outta there he had a fo real relaxed look on hiz face. He thanked me before he drove off and I got me a real good feelin inside because I heped someone out of a bad situation. You know bein nice ta someone dont cost nothin it really doze pay! I waz happy to be of help.

These obtuse write ups scream, that Sigmund Freud was correct.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy there brown guyz! I shore doez hope everone
> here iz doin good an havin good bowlez. I waz
> thinkin bout yall thiz week when a man come a
> drivin up ta my work place in a old Ford pickemup
> truck an axed me if there waz a bathroom he coud
> use in a hurry. I told him ta follow me an I
> unlocked tha back door to the shop and he waz
> walkin real funny. He got in tha baffroom an man
> some terrible sounds and odorz were a commoin from
> that room. Whe he come outta there he had a fo
> real relaxed look on hiz face. He thanked me
> before he drove off and I got me a real good
> feelin inside because I heped someone out of a bad
> situation. You know bein nice ta someone dont cost
> nothin it really doze pay! I waz happy to be of
> help.

Why are all of Brown Onion's sock puppets very interested in the pooping of other men?

Retired GI Wrote:
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> These obtuse write ups scream, that Sigmund Freud
> was correct.

There are certain topics you should never discuss with people who are too interested in the topic.

'Shitting' has to be near the top.

Pizza and wings. Take that bowels.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy there brown guyz! I shore doez hope everone
> here iz doin good an havin good bowlez. I waz
> thinkin bout yall thiz week when a man come a
> drivin up ta my work place in a old Ford pickemup
> truck an axed me if there waz a bathroom he coud
> use in a hurry. I told him ta follow me an I
> unlocked tha back door to the shop and he waz
> walkin real funny. He got in tha baffroom an man
> some terrible sounds and odorz were a commoin from
> that room. Whe he come outta there he had a fo
> real relaxed look on hiz face. He thanked me
> before he drove off and I got me a real good
> feelin inside because I heped someone out of a bad
> situation. You know bein nice ta someone dont cost
> nothin it really doze pay! I waz happy to be of
> help.


A very Christian act. Very charitable of you Red, as those of us with bowel problems are far more compassionate than those without bowel problems. They are aloof or at the extreme sinister and vicious.

Brown Onion Wrote:

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> A very Christian act. Very charitable of you Red,
> as those of us with bowel problems are far more
> compassionate than those without bowel problems.
> They are aloof or at the extreme sinister and
> vicious.


You just want them to save you the big pieces...
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Brown Onion,

You are disgusting, disgraceful, and not a representative in any standing, of people who have IBS!

Sorry real IBS BO is a hero

Meat Sandwich Wrote:
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> Sorry real IBS BO is a hero

Brown Onion is not a hero for posting his shit fantasies.

Of course, one can only imagine what sort of horrors Mr 'meat sandwich' finds helpful.
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I thought that Miz was the bowel blocker.

bee eye bee Wrote:
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> I thought that Miz was the bowel blocker.


He's both.

He blocks his own threads to give himself something to complain about,

That is the way of the professional victim.