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Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: July 30, 2014 03:36PM
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Blessed are the murderous.
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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
.....
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Date: July 30, 2014 03:39PM
That 3-series held him back. If only his parents bought their precious little boy an M3...
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
.....
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Date: July 30, 2014 03:43PM
Seriously though, he was an entitled narcissist. His personality was most likely a huge turn off to girls.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Truth Teller
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Date: July 30, 2014 03:43PM
Entitlement complex. No game.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Well off white guy
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Date: July 30, 2014 03:45PM
..... Wrote:
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> That 3-series held him back. If only his parents
> bought their precious little boy an M3...
Like the one friskydingo had. That E30 M3 got him all the bitches.
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> That 3-series held him back. If only his parents
> bought their precious little boy an M3...
Like the one friskydingo had. That E30 M3 got him all the bitches.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: July 30, 2014 03:46PM
He couldn't bag chicks because he put out so many gay vibes. I'm still not convinced he wasn't gay. If he was truly straight, he would have used his disposable income to get the best hookers money could buy.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
uxFDX
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Date: July 30, 2014 04:33PM
He kept posting porn and gun threads all night. No women wants a guy who does that shit.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Decrapitated
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Date: July 30, 2014 04:37PM
You can dress him up all you want, still a douchebag. Girls dont want douchebags.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
The brother
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Date: July 31, 2014 04:24AM
He wasn't a brother.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
that's right man
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Date: July 31, 2014 06:05AM
There's not enough tread on his tires and chicks love the rubber.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
REJECTED
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Date: July 31, 2014 06:24AM
You spend TIME with no apparent life blogging about
others, where YOU need to do SELF EXAMINATION and you
are aware... You aren't good enough to make it. Your
INSECURITIES, ALL of you to knock anyone, spending ANY
AMOUNT OF TIME BULLYING BECAUSE THE WORLD REJECTED YOU!
others, where YOU need to do SELF EXAMINATION and you
are aware... You aren't good enough to make it. Your
INSECURITIES, ALL of you to knock anyone, spending ANY
AMOUNT OF TIME BULLYING BECAUSE THE WORLD REJECTED YOU!
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
libs hate America.
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Date: July 31, 2014 07:31AM
Duh, liberalism.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: July 31, 2014 07:40AM
Because his rims are curbed.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Homie D Clown
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Date: July 31, 2014 08:38PM
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Because his rims are curbed.
Curbed on the driver's side, no less.
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> Because his rims are curbed.
Curbed on the driver's side, no less.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: July 31, 2014 08:40PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> He couldn't bag chicks because he put out so many
> gay vibes. I'm still not convinced he wasn't gay.
> If he was truly straight, he would have used his
> disposable income to get the best hookers money
> could buy.
A $200 backpage hooker twice a month would have been a worthy consideration.
This kids father was a doink.
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> He couldn't bag chicks because he put out so many
> gay vibes. I'm still not convinced he wasn't gay.
> If he was truly straight, he would have used his
> disposable income to get the best hookers money
> could buy.
A $200 backpage hooker twice a month would have been a worthy consideration.
This kids father was a doink.
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
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Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: July 31, 2014 08:50PM
uxFDX Wrote:
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> He kept posting porn and gun threads all night. No
> women wants a guy who does that shit.
hmm...
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> He kept posting porn and gun threads all night. No
> women wants a guy who does that shit.
hmm...
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: July 31, 2014 09:07PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> uxFDX Wrote:
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> > He kept posting porn and gun threads all night.
> No
> > women wants a guy who does that shit.
>
> hmm...
lulz
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> uxFDX Wrote:
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> -----
> > He kept posting porn and gun threads all night.
> No
> > women wants a guy who does that shit.
>
> hmm...
lulz
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
the real reason
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Date: July 31, 2014 09:10PM
His BMW is a E90, chicks will only fuck you if you have the newer F30 series.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: July 31, 2014 09:11PM
He stabbed three people in a row, can you imagine how much rage it takes to do that?
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: July 31, 2014 09:11PM
His Kumhos are scuffed
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: July 31, 2014 09:19PM
If the kid had personality and relaxed a little bit, he could have pulled some tail driving a 97 Civic.
He sounded like a total dickwad, I'd want to punch him even if he never hurt a fly.
He sounded like a total dickwad, I'd want to punch him even if he never hurt a fly.
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
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Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: July 31, 2014 09:25PM
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > uxFDX Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > He kept posting porn and gun threads all
> night.
> > No
> > > women wants a guy who does that shit.
> >
> > hmm...
>
>
> lulz
Is there something funny happening that I don't know about?
Blessed are the murderous.
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > uxFDX Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > He kept posting porn and gun threads all
> night.
> > No
> > > women wants a guy who does that shit.
> >
> > hmm...
>
>
> lulz
Is there something funny happening that I don't know about?
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: July 31, 2014 09:31PM
lol
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: July 31, 2014 10:14PM
Who is it?
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Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: July 31, 2014 10:34PM
Who is what? I dunno what you're talking about. I plead the fifth. Plausible deniability.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
archived
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Date: August 01, 2014 02:41PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Who is what? I dunno what you're talking about.
> I plead the fifth. Plausible deniability.
I'll be seeing you marky
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> Who is what? I dunno what you're talking about.
> I plead the fifth. Plausible deniability.
I'll be seeing you marky
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
laughable
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Date: August 01, 2014 02:55PM
He's posing like he's in a Ferrari. He's in a BMW. My maid drives a BMW.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: August 01, 2014 03:35PM
eesh Wrote:
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> He stabbed three people in a row, can you imagine
> how much rage it takes to do that?
With a machete, too.
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> He stabbed three people in a row, can you imagine
> how much rage it takes to do that?
With a machete, too.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
TopGear
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Date: August 01, 2014 04:10PM
laughable Wrote:
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> He's posing like he's in a Ferrari. He's in a BMW.
> My maid drives a BMW.
Let me guess, you drive a Lexus?
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> He's posing like he's in a Ferrari. He's in a BMW.
> My maid drives a BMW.
Let me guess, you drive a Lexus?
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
hottie911
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Date: August 01, 2014 04:23PM
Small penis is a turn off. If he was broke and hung like a black man there wouldn't be a problem.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: August 01, 2014 04:27PM
hottie911 Wrote:
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> Small penis is a turn off. If he was broke and
> hung like a black man there wouldn't be a problem.
It would be interesting to know how large, or small, his penis was. He looks like he would have had a teenie weenie. I bet he could jerk off just by rubbing his thumb and index finger together.
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> Small penis is a turn off. If he was broke and
> hung like a black man there wouldn't be a problem.
It would be interesting to know how large, or small, his penis was. He looks like he would have had a teenie weenie. I bet he could jerk off just by rubbing his thumb and index finger together.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
laughable
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Date: August 01, 2014 04:39PM
TopGear Wrote:
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> Let me guess, you drive a Lexus?
No, I wish. lexus would have been more affordable. I am car poor. I drive a 2009 Maserati GT.
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> Let me guess, you drive a Lexus?
No, I wish. lexus would have been more affordable. I am car poor. I drive a 2009 Maserati GT.
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Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Birmingham, AL
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Date: August 01, 2014 05:04PM
laughable Wrote:
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> No, I wish. lexus would have been more affordable.
> I am car poor. I drive a 2009 Maserati GT.
I suppose you live in Alabama?
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> No, I wish. lexus would have been more affordable.
> I am car poor. I drive a 2009 Maserati GT.
I suppose you live in Alabama?
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Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Ludwig
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Date: August 01, 2014 05:09PM
eesh Wrote:
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All that and no personalized plates????
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All that and no personalized plates????
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
laughable
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Date: August 01, 2014 05:12PM
Birmingham, AL Wrote:
> I suppose you live in Alabama?
No dude it's a joke. Nobody on here drives a fucking Maserati. I drive a normal car (Infiniti) just like everyone else.
> I suppose you live in Alabama?
No dude it's a joke. Nobody on here drives a fucking Maserati. I drive a normal car (Infiniti) just like everyone else.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
whydoyouthink?
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Date: August 01, 2014 05:20PM
Maybe because he was EurAsian ! Most beautiful woman I ever knew in my life was one. Her brother had no life and it was essentially his job to " guard the princess" when her hubby was at work. She was always so worried about getting raped and kidnapped.(not out of arrogance or paranoia either, She was cool) He just could not get a girl. Was cute, bright and sweet but the chemistry was just not there, sad.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
.....
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Date: August 01, 2014 05:45PM
laughable Wrote:
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> No dude it's a joke. Nobody on here drives a
> fucking Maserati. I drive a normal car (Infiniti)
> just like everyone else.
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> No dude it's a joke. Nobody on here drives a
> fucking Maserati. I drive a normal car (Infiniti)
> just like everyone else.
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Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
laughable
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Date: August 01, 2014 06:06PM
Nice. Do you hang with any of the groups on myg37.com ?
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Y4kHn
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Date: August 01, 2014 09:07PM
laughable Wrote:
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> Birmingham, AL Wrote:
>
> > I suppose you live in Alabama?
>
> No dude it's a joke. Nobody on here drives a
> fucking Maserati. I drive a normal car (Infiniti)
> just like everyone else.
I drive a Pinto and I have a girlfriend.
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> Birmingham, AL Wrote:
>
> > I suppose you live in Alabama?
>
> No dude it's a joke. Nobody on here drives a
> fucking Maserati. I drive a normal car (Infiniti)
> just like everyone else.
I drive a Pinto and I have a girlfriend.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
libs hate America.
()
Date: August 01, 2014 09:18PM
uxFDX Wrote:
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> He kept posting gay porn and gun threads all night. No
> women wants a guy who does that shit.
HA!
this is the majority of the gop-pussies
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> He kept posting gay porn and gun threads all night. No
> women wants a guy who does that shit.
HA!
this is the majority of the gop-pussies
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: August 01, 2014 09:21PM
He couldn't find a girl because he was eesh without the ability to simply fall back on claiming he was gay.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
xbe66
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Date: August 02, 2014 08:27AM
1. Socially awkward (see: roommates who tried to socialize him).
2. Entitlement issues.
3. Ego-manic depressive.
4. Mysogny to the max (believes women are only for his service, are objects). Once the ladies picked up on this vibe they (rightfully) RAN FAR AWAY FROM HIM.
The guns just added fuel to the fire, they were not the cause, see the above 4 points.
2. Entitlement issues.
3. Ego-manic depressive.
4. Mysogny to the max (believes women are only for his service, are objects). Once the ladies picked up on this vibe they (rightfully) RAN FAR AWAY FROM HIM.
The guns just added fuel to the fire, they were not the cause, see the above 4 points.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: August 02, 2014 11:57AM
xbe66 Wrote:
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> 4. Mysogny to the max (believes women are only for
> his service, are objects). Once the ladies picked
> up on this vibe they (rightfully) RAN FAR AWAY
> FROM HIM.
Yeah, but where did he learn that from? It makes you wonder what was happened when he was growing up. Sounds like a completely dysfunctional home.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> 4. Mysogny to the max (believes women are only for
> his service, are objects). Once the ladies picked
> up on this vibe they (rightfully) RAN FAR AWAY
> FROM HIM.
Yeah, but where did he learn that from? It makes you wonder what was happened when he was growing up. Sounds like a completely dysfunctional home.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Remind Me Again Why He Couldn't Find a Girl?
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 23, 2014 02:12AM
,.,
Blessed are the murderous.
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Blessed are the murderous.
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