The particle accelerator GSI in Germany can create an astounding two million new gold atoms each second, prompting the obvious question, "Where are physicists hoarding all of that bling?"So, even if a bunch of scientists and government officials were engaged in this kind of a conspiracy, foisting off all of the energy and other production costs of producing gold onto the taxpayers, they'd still be limited by the paltry yields of the process.
The answer of course is that there isn't much bling produced in the first place. Two million atoms of "Au" may sound like a lot, but because those atoms are so infinitesimally small, GSI would have to operate around-the-clock for 50 million years just to produce one gram of gold!
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