NewsMax says the first hour is about his crack induced hallucination about making a pillow so he could be more comfortable in the back ally with all the other crackheads.
The second hour is based on another crack dream about Jesus walking past the crack ally and seeing him strung out and eating 9-Lives tuna cat food. Jesus asked him for a hit from his crack pipe, but Lindell went into a long explanation about not having a more comfortable pillow when you tap out. That's when Jesus gave him the ingredients for his patented my pillow fill.
Hour three is based on a crack flashback he had in 2016, when Jesus visited him again and told him that he should forget about everything he's seen and heard about Donald Trump's corrupt business deals, fraud, tax evasion and con artistry and to do everything Trump tells him to do, even if it seems shady, unethical or illegal. In essence, give his whole life and devotion to Donald Trump.
There are already plans for a Part 2, which will be the story of how he loves Trump so much, he lost his whole pillow empire and went to prison for trying to smother David Hogg with a MyPillow and possession of crack.
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