I went into a church and prayed for two people to be run over by a truck.

I lit a candle and spoke their names.

Alias Wrote:
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> I went into a church and prayed for two people to
> be run over by a truck.
>
> I lit a candle and spoke their names.


for many years I prayed that all foreign enemies of the US would be wiped off the planet, next thing I know some towelheaded coon is living in the white house. it's just not fair.

Just added "Head honcho" to my prayer list.

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> Just added "Head honcho" to my prayer list.


what are you talking about?

Some questions for Alias:


Why do you write thread titles in all caps?

Why do you exclusively post during vampire hours?

How much do you drink before you go to bed?

Blessed are the murderous.

Alias Wrote:
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> I went into a church and prayed for two people to
> be run over by a truck.
>
> I lit a candle and spoke their names.

Waste of time. You would have been better off renting a truck and running them over yourself. Your God wont respond to this request.

This is the kind of mass you need
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Oh so true.
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eesh Wrote:
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> Why do you exclusively post during vampire hours
>
> How much do you drink before you go to bed?


Alias loves to rock and roll all night, and party every day.

eesh Wrote:
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> Some questions for Alias:
>
>
> Why do you write thread titles in all caps?

I don't.

> Why do you exclusively post during vampire hours?

It is 4:31PM at the moment.

> How much do you drink before you go to bed?

Last night? A lot. I was laughing and dancing and drinking pink drinks. The night before, I also drank a lot. I hosted a dinner party for 22 people. A great success. I didn't count the empty wine bottles but the recycling bin was overflowing.

In an hour or so, I'm off to another adult gathering.... a croquet tournament, actually, but it will turn into a party. I'm getting my outfit together right now. White skirt, black top. And, tomorrow, I'm going on a sail boat. Probably won't drink much on the boat, but afterwards, I'm sure the cocktails will be flowing.

Life is short.

Hey, where is Mephisto? Tell him I'm wearing his sandals; they look great.

Alias Wrote:
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> Hey, where is Mephisto?




He's gone, history, never posting here again.

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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>
> > Hey, where is Mephisto?
>
>
>
>
> He's gone, history, never posting here again.

Bull.

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Some questions for Alias:
> >
> >
> > Why do you write thread titles in all caps?
>
> I don't.
>
> > Why do you exclusively post during vampire
> hours?
>
> It is 4:31PM at the moment.
>
> > How much do you drink before you go to bed?
>
> Last night? A lot. I was laughing and dancing and
> drinking pink drinks. The night before, I also
> drank a lot. I hosted a dinner party for 22
> people. A great success. I didn't count the empty
> wine bottles but the recycling bin was
> overflowing.
>
> In an hour or so, I'm off to another adult
> gathering.... a croquet tournament, actually, but
> it will turn into a party. I'm getting my outfit
> together right now. White skirt, black top. And,
> tomorrow, I'm going on a sail boat. Probably won't
> drink much on the boat, but afterwards, I'm sure
> the cocktails will be flowing.


yeah right, boat my ass. you're nothing but a lowdown humbug and a fraud.

boat shmote Wrote:

> you're nothing but a
> lowdown humbug and a fraud.


What's a humbug?

The lights are flickering after a very exciting storm blew though.

Alias Wrote:
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> boat shmote Wrote:
>
> > you're nothing but a
> > lowdown humbug and a fraud.
>
>
> What's a humbug?
>
> The lights are flickering after a very exciting
> storm blew though.

Christ, not this shit again. I was hoping somebody would push you off that stupid boat of yours.

The Head Honcho Wrote:
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> Christ, not this shit again. I was hoping
> somebody would push you off that stupid boat of
> yours.





You can't drown a witch. Only burning at the stake will rid the world of her evil.

Alias Wrote:
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> I went into a church and prayed for two people to
> be run over by a truck.
>
> I lit a candle and spoke their names.


Alias,

Are you Roman Catholic???
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Ludwig Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I went into a church and prayed for two people
> to
> > be run over by a truck.
> >
> > I lit a candle and spoke their names.
>
>
> Alias,
>
> Are you Roman Catholic???


Yes, I am. I like the Roman part.

Numbers insists that I'm not a catholic since I don't adhere to all the rules. He's one of those all or nothing guys and I'm more of a pick and choose kind of girl.

I don't go to church too often in Virginia, though, because they make you hold hands during the recitation of the "Our Father".

I don't want to hold hands with people I KNOW much less a bunch of strangers. The guy next to you blows his nose and then grabs your hand. Gross.

Alias Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I went into a church and prayed for two
> people
> > to
> > > be run over by a truck.
> > >
> > > I lit a candle and spoke their names.
> >
> >
> > Alias,
> >
> > Are you Roman Catholic???
>
>
> Yes, I am. I like the Roman part.
>
> Numbers insists that I'm not a catholic since I
> don't adhere to all the rules. He's one of those
> all or nothing guys and I'm more of a pick and
> choose kind of girl.
>
> I don't go to church too often in Virginia,
> though, because they make you hold hands during
> the recitation of the "Our Father".
>
> I don't want to hold hands with people I KNOW much
> less a bunch of strangers. The guy next to you
> blows his nose and then grabs your hand. Gross.


or maybe the pope at that church was out molesting little boys right before he fed you one of those corn wafers or whatever the fuck the are

Alias was molested by a priest when she was young, it's why she grows a moustache these days, so no one will find her attractive enough to molest.

Alias Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I went into a church and prayed for two
> people
> > to
> > > be run over by a truck.
> > >
> > > I lit a candle and spoke their names.
> >
> >
> > Alias,
> >
> > Are you Roman Catholic???
>
>
> Yes, I am. I like the Roman part.
>
> Numbers insists that I'm not a catholic since I
> don't adhere to all the rules. He's one of those
> all or nothing guys and I'm more of a pick and
> choose kind of girl.
>
> I don't go to church too often in Virginia,
> though, because they make you hold hands during
> the recitation of the "Our Father".
>
> I don't want to hold hands with people I KNOW much
> less a bunch of strangers. The guy next to you
> blows his nose and then grabs your hand. Gross.


Think about that for a moment. You're standing up in unison and chanting some superstitious poem about "Our Father". There's no way a rational person could think that's normal. It's like unintelligent third world behavior. What exactly is doing that supposed to accomplish anyway?? It really makes no sense and I can't blame people for criticizing you.

enlightened by my intelligence Wrote:
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> Think about that for a moment. You're standing up
> in unison and chanting some superstitious poem
> about "Our Father". There's no way a rational
> person could think that's normal. It's like
> unintelligent third world behavior. What exactly
> is doing that supposed to accomplish anyway?? It
> really makes no sense and I can't blame people for
> criticizing you.


Which idiot in this crowd of imbeciles is you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp3JK_r2oT4

enlightened by my intelligence Wrote:
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> Think about that for a moment. You're standing up
> in unison and chanting some superstitious poem
> about "Our Father". There's no way a rational
> person could think that's normal. It's like
> unintelligent third world behavior. What exactly
> is doing that supposed to accomplish anyway?? It
> really makes no sense and I can't blame people for
> criticizing you.
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Alias Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I went into a church and prayed for two
> people
> > to
> > > be run over by a truck.
> > >
> > > I lit a candle and spoke their names.
> >
> >
> > Alias,
> >
> > Are you Roman Catholic???
>
>
> Yes, I am. I like the Roman part.
>
> Numbers insists that I'm not a catholic since I
> don't adhere to all the rules. He's one of those
> all or nothing guys and I'm more of a pick and
> choose kind of girl.
>
> I don't go to church too often in Virginia,
> though, because they make you hold hands during
> the recitation of the "Our Father".
>
> I don't want to hold hands with people I KNOW much
> less a bunch of strangers. The guy next to you
> blows his nose and then grabs your hand. Gross.

I'm a catholic, and I've been in plenty of R.C. churches, in N. Va and elsewhere, and nowhere have I ever seen or heard of a R.C. church that makes you hold hands during the our father. You're lying.

e7bhK Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> -----
> > Ludwig Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I went into a church and prayed for two
> > people
> > > to
> > > > be run over by a truck.
> > > >
> > > > I lit a candle and spoke their names.
> > >
> > >
> > > Alias,
> > >
> > > Are you Roman Catholic???
> >
> >
> > Yes, I am. I like the Roman part.
> >
> > Numbers insists that I'm not a catholic since I
> > don't adhere to all the rules. He's one of
> those
> > all or nothing guys and I'm more of a pick and
> > choose kind of girl.
> >
> > I don't go to church too often in Virginia,
> > though, because they make you hold hands during
> > the recitation of the "Our Father".
> >
> > I don't want to hold hands with people I KNOW
> much
> > less a bunch of strangers. The guy next to
> you
> > blows his nose and then grabs your hand.
> Gross.
>
> I'm a catholic, and I've been in plenty of R.C.
> churches, in N. Va and elsewhere, and nowhere have
> I ever seen or heard of a R.C. church that makes
> you hold hands during the our father. You're
> lying.


That's because the Catholics sitting next to you take one look at your face and decide it's best not to touch you.

>I'm a catholic, and I've been in plenty of R.C. churches, in N. Va and elsewhere, and nowhere have I ever seen or heard of a R.C. church that makes you hold hands during the our father. You're lying.

Mine does. It's also not my favorite thing but hey, community.

Holding hands for a few moments still isn't as bizarre as what the Pentecostals do with their laying of the hands. They are a creepy bunch.

Those little wafers are called "Jeezits".

>Holding hands for a few moments still isn't as bizarre as what the Pentecostals do with their laying of the hands.

I've seen snake handers, rock bands in church, and even animal sacrifice (no kidding), but the oddest by far - speaking in tongues. Folks just start babbling and drop to the floor, while others get the gift of understanding the strange gibberish they're all hearing. It's usually something innocuous like 'god says we're all doing the right thing' or some such.

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> I've seen snake handers, rock bands in church, and
> even animal sacrifice (no kidding)



No you haven't.

Blessed are the murderous.

I have never seen any animal sacrifices in church, but I've seen and heard things you wouldn't believe.

The speaking in tongues is not unusual at all. I've seen it many times and asked Pastors what it's all about. It all boils down to mysticism and ceremony. People love seeing people dressed in weird costumes, doing weird shit and performing mystic ceremonies. It spikes our imaginations.

Catholics and few other denominations still dazzle old people with all that Hocus Pocus, turning water into wine alchemy nonsense.
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>> I've seen snake handers, rock bands in church, and
>> even animal sacrifice (no kidding)
>
>No you haven't.

Have, just not in church. I have video. You know how long it takes to smother a cow (you're not supposed to spill its blood)? I do. It's ... not nice.

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> The speaking in tongues is not unusual at all.
> I've seen it many times and asked Pastors what it's all about.


ala faba tey leyka-tu schwa shan ooh quai dey, u a fulla shita.

If Jesus came back from the dead, Alias would let him deep-dick her in the dumper. The seed of Christ shall flow into her gaping asshole. She wants to be his special little girl.

John 3:16

Alias Wrote:
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> ala faba tey leyka-tu schwa shan ooh quai dey, u a
> fulla shita.




Alias talks like this on a regular basis, her tongue piercing refuses to heal correctly.

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias talks like this on a regular basis, her
> tongue piercing refuses to heal correctly.

And she has one or more dicks in her mouth at all times.

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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>
> > ala faba tey leyka-tu schwa shan ooh quai dey, u
> a
> > fulla shita.
>
>
>
>
> Alias talks like this on a regular basis, her
> tongue piercing refuses to heal correctly.

She has no respect for authority.

Alias Wrote:
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> ala faba tey leyka-tu schwa shan ooh quai dey, u a
> fulla shita.


Hi Alias,

I did Google translate on that and it means "I wish one of my dolls had a big, black, snake-like penis".

Which Pastor taught you that?
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Numbers Wrote:
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> Hi Alias,

Hi Numbers,

> I did Google translate on that and it means "I
> wish one of my dolls had a big, black, snake-like
> penis".

I bet you google lots of black snakes.

> Which Pastor taught you that?

You TELL me....

.

Blessed are the murderous.
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50 Shades of Jesus Wrote:
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> If Jesus came back from the dead, Alias would let
> him deep-dick her in the dumper. The seed of
> Christ shall flow into her gaping asshole. She
> wants to be his special little girl.
>
> John 3:16


LOL, LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

A subtle, dry sense of humor is such a gift. Thank the Lord.

Just look at eesh's post....

The higher the IQ, the more subtle and exquisite the sense of humor.

Alias Wrote:
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> Just look at eesh's post....
>
> The higher the IQ, the more subtle and exquisite
> the sense of humor.
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Wow, another funny eesh post.

Alias Wrote:
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> Wow, another funny eesh post.

Blessed are the murderous.
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You and Numbers should show your funny shit at a gay museum. Greymoose would come.

Alias Wrote:
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> You and Numbers should show your funny shit at a
> gay museum. Greymoose would come.

Blessed are the murderous.
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Greymoose is a classy guy.

Alias Wrote:
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> Greymoose is a classy guy.

Blessed are the murderous.
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eesh, the gay vulgarian, defending greymoose, the loudmouth nasty-man, who hates gay and/or interracial marriage, yet, as a supposed hetero, has been married three(3) times and posts on message boards with his faggot ponytail stuck up his ass.

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> eesh Wrote:
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>
> eesh, the gay vulgarian, defending greymoose, the
> loudmouth nasty-man, who hates gay and/or
> interracial marriage, yet, as a supposed hetero,
> has been married three(3) times and posts on
> message boards with his faggot ponytail stuck up
> his ass.
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