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So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 22, 2014 12:18AM

....what do you do?

Blessed are the murderous.



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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: late night munchies ()
Date: July 22, 2014 12:28AM

Rub my finger along her vag, and then guide her to my room.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Amen to that ()
Date: July 22, 2014 01:48AM

eesh Wrote:
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> ....what do you do?


- Tell her to fetch me my beer
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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 22, 2014 07:47AM

Stick it in and pretend to be sleepwalking

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Lubricant ()
Date: July 22, 2014 10:11AM

Ask her if she's looking for salami then just go balls deep.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: nope_nope ()
Date: July 22, 2014 11:10AM

Her ass is too big. Proof that she wouldn't have been in my house in the first place.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Eyeballs ()
Date: July 22, 2014 11:14AM

I'd tell her to put the biscuits in the oven and her buns in the bed.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Goober ()
Date: July 22, 2014 11:53AM

nope_nope Wrote:
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> Her ass is too big. Proof that she wouldn't have
> been in my house in the first place.

That is a wide load. She shouldn't be eating after 8pm. Unless it's a tube steak.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Chiropractor ()
Date: July 22, 2014 01:38PM

I would recommend that she see a Chiropractor. She has scoliosis of the spine. Will be crippled in 5 years if she doesn't have surgery/amputation.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 22, 2014 03:44PM

Chiropractor Wrote:
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> I would recommend that she see a Chiropractor. She
> has scoliosis of the spine. Will be crippled in 5
> years if she doesn't have surgery/amputation.




Amputation of the spine? I think you should stop playing internet doctor.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Milf Fan ()
Date: July 22, 2014 03:47PM

I'd ask my wife why she was looking in the freezer for the beer I told her to get me. Blondes.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 22, 2014 04:03PM

I like that refrigerator; freezers should be on the bottom.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Agreed ()
Date: July 22, 2014 04:18PM

^ Yes, they should. That's called a French door refrigerator (two doors on top). Not sure if I like them. Guess I'll find out tomorrow when one is scheduled to be delivered (LG - very popular brand now).

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 22, 2014 04:31PM

Agreed Wrote:
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> ^ Yes, they should. That's called a French door
> refrigerator (two doors on top).



Yes, I know what they are called. I don't like the two doors, I just like having the freezer on bottom. You can get a single door with freezer on bottom.


Some things are just meant to be bottoms.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: MILF Assmaster ()
Date: July 22, 2014 04:32PM

Any more from that series?

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Ccwm9 ()
Date: July 22, 2014 07:05PM

MILF Assmaster Wrote:
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> Any more from that series?

Thats all pretty freaky shit to do you your mother.....

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Chiropractor ()
Date: July 22, 2014 08:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Chiropractor Wrote:
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> > I would recommend that she see a Chiropractor.
> She
> > has scoliosis of the spine. Will be crippled in
> 5
> > years if she doesn't have
> surgery/amputation.
>
>
>
>
> Amputation of the spine? I think you should stop
> playing internet doctor.


No, no, no silly eesh. Amputation of the cornileius muscle.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 22, 2014 09:22PM

Chiropractor Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Chiropractor Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I would recommend that she see a
> Chiropractor.
> > She
> > > has scoliosis of the spine. Will be crippled
> in
> > 5
> > > years if she doesn't have
> > surgery/amputation.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Amputation of the spine? I think you should
> stop
> > playing internet doctor.
>
>
> No, no, no silly eesh. Amputation of the
> cornileius muscle.




How long did it take you to look that up?

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Chiropractor ()
Date: July 22, 2014 09:26PM

^^

I am a chiropractor so I didn't have to look anything up.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 22, 2014 09:37PM

Chiropractor Wrote:
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> ^^
>
> I am a chiropractor so I didn't have to look
> anything up.




Of course, just like Resident Air Traffic Controller magically appears when aviation is being discussed.

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Re: So You're Up for a Midnight Snack and See This...
Posted by: Chiropractor ()
Date: July 22, 2014 09:51PM

Just like when a pyschologist who is an expert in humans biting humans appears when Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield is being discussed.

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