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Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: Laura Smith ()
Date: July 20, 2014 02:45PM

I was overweight and just a few pounds shy of being considered "obese". Then I watched the Richard Simmons "Sweatin' On Broadway" dvd that my husband got me for valentines day. I exercise with that dvd 3 times a day and now I am almost considered underweight. Thanks Richard Simmons!

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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: Explain something? ()
Date: July 20, 2014 02:47PM

Why is he so fat, flabby and soft looking if he's supposed to be a "fitness guru"? Meade looks like he's better shape then that sissy britches.

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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: Tcha you know what? uh-uh ()
Date: July 20, 2014 03:28PM

Explain something? Wrote:
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> Why is he so fat, flabby and soft looking if he's
> supposed to be a "fitness guru"? Meade looks like
> he's better shape then that sissy britches.
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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: Tcha you know what? uh-uh ()
Date: July 20, 2014 03:28PM

Explain something? Wrote:
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> Why is he so fat, flabby and soft looking if he's
> supposed to be a "fitness guru"? Meade looks like
> he's better shape then that sissy britches.
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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: Meade 1up ()
Date: July 20, 2014 03:35PM

Tcha you know what? uh-uh Wrote:
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> Explain something? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why is he so fat, flabby and soft looking if
> he's
> > supposed to be a "fitness guru"? Meade looks
> like
> > he's better shape then that sissy britches.


At least Meade's hair is the real deal..not plugs like you'd find in a Barbie Doll.

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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 20, 2014 03:40PM

Tcha you know what? uh-uh Wrote:
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> Explain something? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why is he so fat, flabby and soft looking if
> he's
> > supposed to be a "fitness guru"? Meade looks
> like
> > he's better shape then that sissy britches.
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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: Laura Smith ()
Date: July 20, 2014 03:59PM

Meade Skelton is a 35 year old virgin Virginian who likes sweat tea.

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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: Jimmy the Greek ()
Date: July 20, 2014 04:09PM

If there is were to be a king of the cage match between Meade and Richard Simmons, the smart money would be on Meade. He is younger, more agile, and hungry. Meade has something to prove, he has been through the fire. Talk on the street would be Meade 3 to 1. Either by TKO or KO,,possibly tapout if Meade takes him to the canvas.

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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: Richard Simmons ()
Date: July 20, 2014 04:12PM

Meade 1up Wrote:

>
> At least Meade's hair is the real deal..not plugs
> like you'd find in a Barbie Doll.


Meade is 35, Richard Simmons is 66.
At the rate Meade's hair is falling out..Nothing will be left by 40 let alone 66.
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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: Fat man fever ()
Date: July 20, 2014 04:25PM

Jimmy the Greek Wrote:
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> If there is were to be a king of the cage match
> between Meade and Richard Simmons, the smart money
> would be on Meade. He is younger, more agile, and
> hungry. Meade has something to prove, he has been
> through the fire. Talk on the street would be
> Meade 3 to 1. Either by TKO or KO,,possibly
> tapout if Meade takes him to the canvas.


Meade probably would get off on toppling a 66 year old man..
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Re: Richard Simmons saved my life!
Posted by: bloats-r-us ()
Date: July 21, 2014 03:20PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Tcha you know what? uh-uh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Explain something? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Why is he so fat, flabby and soft looking if
> > he's
> > > supposed to be a "fitness guru"? Meade looks
> > like
> > > he's better shape then that sissy britches.

BB Off-Season


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