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I’ve smashed more rave hoes than 99% of twitter
Posted by: Dici ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:01PM

With a perfect conversion funnel

Beautiful rave girl at my booth: “can I buy a pink hydration pack”

Me: Yes give me your cash

Then meet at my booth at 10pm...I have backstage passes we’ll booze & see ZHU

The original “upsell”

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Re: I’ve smashed more rave hoes than 99% of twitter
Posted by: Wtf? ? ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:03PM

I’m old, and drunk, what the fuck are u sayin?

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Re: I’ve smashed more rave hoes than 99% of twitter
Posted by: Sorry, I don't speak Jigaboo ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:08PM

Dici Wrote:
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> With a perfect conversion funnel
>
> Beautiful rave girl at my booth: “can I buy a
> pink hydration pack”
>
> Me: Yes give me your cash
>
> Then meet at my booth at 10pm...I have backstage
> passes we’ll booze & see ZHU
>
> The original “upsell”


Nigger what?

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Re: I’ve smashed more rave hoes than 99% of twitter
Posted by: Good job homo ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:55PM

Rave= faggot drug & dance convention
Rave ho= gay dude dressed as a chick

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Re: I’ve smashed more rave hoes than 99% of twitter
Posted by: KingNOVA ()
Date: November 22, 2020 02:19AM

dybej

maybe op on acid reminiscing about the times before covid in 2019

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Re: I’ve smashed more rave hoes than 99% of twitter
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: November 22, 2020 02:53AM

Man we didn't even have to work at the club to pretend like we did. We used to charge for people to go to VIP when the club didn't have a charge. The club workers came out our after parties.

Little man what do you know about clubs?

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Re: I’ve smashed more rave hoes than 99% of twitter
Posted by: poor Dici, jail must suck ()
Date: November 22, 2020 02:57AM

KingNOVA Wrote:
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> dybej
>
> maybe op on acid reminiscing about the times before covid in 2019

It is all he has sitting in a jail cell.

I would feel bad for him, but he is such an asshole.

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Re: I’ve smashed more rave hoes than 99% of twitter
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: November 22, 2020 03:29AM

Sorry, I don't speak Jigaboo Wrote:
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> Dici Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > With a perfect conversion funnel
> >
> > Beautiful rave girl at my booth: “can I buy a
> > pink hydration pack”
> >
> > Me: Yes give me your cash
> >
> > Then meet at my booth at 10pm...I have
> backstage
> > passes we’ll booze & see ZHU
> >
> > The original “upsell”
>
>
> Nigger what?

LoL!

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Re: I’ve smashed more rave hoes than 99% of twitter
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: November 22, 2020 10:14AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Man we didn't even have to work at the club to
> pretend like we did. We used to charge for people
> to go to VIP when the club didn't have a charge.
> The club workers came out our after parties.
>
> Little man what do you know about clubs?


Shut up with your fairytales, you world record dumbfuck.

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