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How To Not Have Sex With A Woman
Posted by: R E J E C T E D ()
Date: September 19, 2020 07:35PM


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Re: How To Not Have Sex With A Woman
Posted by: Too nice ()
Date: September 19, 2020 07:58PM

Lizzie really was always too nice to him. Always trying to let him down easy. It's no wonder he didn't get the hint the first 13,000 times.

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Re: How To Not Have Sex With A Woman
Posted by: Very very clean ()
Date: September 19, 2020 08:07PM

Lizzie showers twice before sex? What kind of fetish is that?

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Re: How To Not Have Sex With A Woman
Posted by: very very lame excuse ()
Date: September 19, 2020 08:11PM

Very very clean Wrote:
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> Lizzie showers twice before sex? What kind of
> fetish is that?

sounds like a very stupid excuse for saying no to sex.

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Re: How To Not Have Sex With A Woman
Posted by: Shaking my head at Moreno ()
Date: September 19, 2020 08:13PM

It's kind of funny when you think about it. She would have said "Let me go take a shower first" if she wanted to.

What sort of man texts someone under the same roof for sex? You just go in and grab her by the pussy!

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Re: How To Not Have Sex With A Woman
Posted by: Ama ()
Date: September 19, 2020 08:27PM

very very lame excuse Wrote:
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> Very very clean Wrote:
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> > Lizzie showers twice before sex? What kind of
> > fetish is that?
>
> sounds like a very stupid excuse for saying no to
> sex.


No it’s not, take another shower and get naked bitch, No?

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Re: How To Not Have Sex With A Woman
Posted by: lame excuses ()
Date: September 19, 2020 08:34PM

no that's a lame cop out for not wanting to have sex.

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