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LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
FAIRFAX ADC
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Date: October 19, 2015 10:26PM
Do you think Monique will sleep well tonight? do you think she work in prison? Do you think she watching the game? What will she do tomrorow?
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Does FC use chain gangs anymore
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Date: October 19, 2015 10:32PM
Perhaps you'll see Monique in shackles, doing road work.
Too bad Megyn can't be there, too!
Too bad Megyn can't be there, too!
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
the shocker
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Date: October 19, 2015 10:54PM
I guarantee you she is in shock, I can imagine prison isn't as cool as she made it seem and for her, it's gotta be especially tough to be without internet and alcohol or whatever she enjoys in her spare time.
When she gets out she will post some shit about how it was easy and that she ran the place and started a gang and a bunch of other unbelievable crap, but I'd wager she is curled up in a ball trying to cry as quietly as possible right about now
When she gets out she will post some shit about how it was easy and that she ran the place and started a gang and a bunch of other unbelievable crap, but I'd wager she is curled up in a ball trying to cry as quietly as possible right about now
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
nwN4k
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Date: October 20, 2015 12:31AM
Right now, Lizzie is boasting to the jail rats about all the cool people she knows on FU.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: October 20, 2015 02:05AM
She got a month for the bomb threat (amended to disorderly conduct) and a month for profanity over the airways. Is that a concurrent or consecutive sentence?
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Deputy Art Galt
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Date: October 20, 2015 02:19AM
At least she is cleaned up for once. They blasted her naked, boylike body with a water cannon during inprocessing.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
u4Nwc
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Date: October 20, 2015 12:10PM
eesh Wrote:
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> She got a month for the bomb threat (amended to
> disorderly conduct) and a month for profanity over
> the airways. Is that a concurrent or consecutive
> sentence?
so anyonbe have the screenshot? of her shit from the criminal thingy
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> She got a month for the bomb threat (amended to
> disorderly conduct) and a month for profanity over
> the airways. Is that a concurrent or consecutive
> sentence?
so anyonbe have the screenshot? of her shit from the criminal thingy
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: October 20, 2015 12:30PM
Deputy Art Galt Wrote:
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> At least she is cleaned up for once. They blasted
> her naked, boylike body with a water cannon during
> inprocessing.
Attachments:
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> At least she is cleaned up for once. They blasted
> her naked, boylike body with a water cannon during
> inprocessing.
Attachments:
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: October 20, 2015 12:31PM
then this.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: October 20, 2015 12:36PM
What movies are those from?
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: October 20, 2015 01:59PM
The first is from an Ilsa movie. I can't remember the title of the second one, but I have it laying around somewhere.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
consecutively
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Date: October 20, 2015 03:41PM
eesh Wrote:
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> She got a month for the bomb threat (amended to
> disorderly conduct) and a month for profanity over
> the airways. Is that a concurrent or consecutive
> sentence?
They only give consecutive terms for heinous crimes, or if you really piss off the judge, or he feels that you are a danger to society and he needs to go beyond just teaching you a lesson. There would be no suspended time if there was a consecutive sentence.
Example, if eesh went to court for posting nudes and misdemeanor stalking and was found guilty. The judge senses that eesh has no remorse and sentences him to a year on each count consecutively because the law doesn't allow the judge to incarcerate eesh for any longer than that.
Consecutive terms don't happen often.
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> She got a month for the bomb threat (amended to
> disorderly conduct) and a month for profanity over
> the airways. Is that a concurrent or consecutive
> sentence?
They only give consecutive terms for heinous crimes, or if you really piss off the judge, or he feels that you are a danger to society and he needs to go beyond just teaching you a lesson. There would be no suspended time if there was a consecutive sentence.
Example, if eesh went to court for posting nudes and misdemeanor stalking and was found guilty. The judge senses that eesh has no remorse and sentences him to a year on each count consecutively because the law doesn't allow the judge to incarcerate eesh for any longer than that.
Consecutive terms don't happen often.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Won't Work
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Date: October 20, 2015 04:56PM
Fifteen days is not going to teach her a lesson. Not even close.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Tb3H4
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Date: October 20, 2015 08:13PM
Baloney sandwiches and milk. And cold cells, you can never get warm with those thin prison blankets. Sucks to be her.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: October 20, 2015 08:22PM
She's probably got the shakes from not having internet access.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
???????
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Date: October 20, 2015 09:30PM
eesh Wrote:
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> She got a month for the bomb threat (amended to
> disorderly conduct) and a month for profanity over
> the airways. Is that a concurrent or consecutive
> sentence?
I thought you framed her for the bomb threat. I mean, good deal she's in jail and all. Just wondering.
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> She got a month for the bomb threat (amended to
> disorderly conduct) and a month for profanity over
> the airways. Is that a concurrent or consecutive
> sentence?
I thought you framed her for the bomb threat. I mean, good deal she's in jail and all. Just wondering.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
thought she was in jail
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Date: October 21, 2015 12:01AM
for shittig on the street
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: October 21, 2015 12:06AM
If she believed that she was innocent of the charges, she wouldn't have made a plea deal for an amended charge. Instead, she would have fought it tooth and nail.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
upd99
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Date: October 21, 2015 01:27AM
thought she was in jail Wrote:
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> for shittig on the street
she has only been busted for that twice so far
but still disgusting as fuck
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> for shittig on the street
she has only been busted for that twice so far
but still disgusting as fuck
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Is this a habit with her?
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Date: October 21, 2015 01:49AM
Is this how she and Miz fell out? When she crapeed on Miz's living room floor?
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Vexxxed
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Date: October 21, 2015 05:35AM
eesh Wrote:
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> She's probably got the shakes from not having
> internet access.
Says the guy with over 57,000 posts under just the eesh name alone.
We ever get hit with an EMP, eesh will become just another statue down on Monument Ave.
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> She's probably got the shakes from not having
> internet access.
Says the guy with over 57,000 posts under just the eesh name alone.
We ever get hit with an EMP, eesh will become just another statue down on Monument Ave.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
WHY?
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Date: October 21, 2015 06:42AM
Is Vexxxed such a miserable human being?
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
UGKeC
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Date: October 21, 2015 01:34PM
What was the name of her dad's "family business" again? I saw it here posted a while back.
And as for vexxxed or anyone else, who fucking cares?, they are not in jail.
And as for vexxxed or anyone else, who fucking cares?, they are not in jail.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: October 21, 2015 01:44PM
Offender #1631084
That's her new name from now on....#1631084
Attachments:
That's her new name from now on....#1631084
Attachments:
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Ying Ko
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Date: October 21, 2015 02:12PM
I'm sending a cake of soap so she can wash or carve a gun.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Vexxxed
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Date: October 21, 2015 06:04PM
WHY? Wrote:
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> Is Vexxxed such a miserable human being?
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> Is Vexxxed such a miserable human being?
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Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
send her mone
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Date: October 21, 2015 06:14PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Offender #1631084
>
>
>
> That's her new name from now on....#1631084
u gonna send her money?
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> Offender #1631084
>
>
>
> That's her new name from now on....#1631084
u gonna send her money?
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
evidence
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Date: October 21, 2015 08:04PM
You see, me and niggas like this have never been equal
I don't project my insecurities on other people
She fiended for props like addicts with pipes and needles
So she felt he had to prove to everyone she was evil
A feeble-minded young girl with infinite potential
The product of a ghetto-bred capitalistic mental
Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
Dancing with the devil, smoked until her eyes would bleed
But she was sick of selling trees and gave in to her greed
I don't project my insecurities on other people
She fiended for props like addicts with pipes and needles
So she felt he had to prove to everyone she was evil
A feeble-minded young girl with infinite potential
The product of a ghetto-bred capitalistic mental
Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
Dancing with the devil, smoked until her eyes would bleed
But she was sick of selling trees and gave in to her greed
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Ying Ko
()
Date: October 21, 2015 08:08PM
evidence Wrote:
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> You see, me and niggas like this have never been
> equal
> I don't project my insecurities on other people
> She fiended for props like addicts with pipes and
> needles
> So she felt he had to prove to everyone she was
> evil
>
> A feeble-minded young girl with infinite
> potential
> The product of a ghetto-bred capitalistic mental
> Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
> Dancing with the devil, smoked until her eyes
> would bleed
> But she was sick of selling trees and gave in to
> her greed
Word, nigga.
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> You see, me and niggas like this have never been
> equal
> I don't project my insecurities on other people
> She fiended for props like addicts with pipes and
> needles
> So she felt he had to prove to everyone she was
> evil
>
> A feeble-minded young girl with infinite
> potential
> The product of a ghetto-bred capitalistic mental
> Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
> Dancing with the devil, smoked until her eyes
> would bleed
> But she was sick of selling trees and gave in to
> her greed
Word, nigga.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
somehow, the next Miz comic,
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Date: October 21, 2015 09:36PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Offender #1631084
>
>
>
> That's her new name from now on....#1631084
dedicated to #1631084, isn't going to quite have the same romance.
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> Offender #1631084
>
>
>
> That's her new name from now on....#1631084
dedicated to #1631084, isn't going to quite have the same romance.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
pWvFJ
()
Date: October 21, 2015 10:20PM
Since I am not one of the outed posters who ends up in jail multiple times, does moniques work just substitute someone else on the fryer until she gets back or does she get fired?
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
no prob with her job
()
Date: October 21, 2015 11:34PM
pWvFJ Wrote:
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> Since I am not one of the outed posters who ends
> up in jail multiple times, does moniques work just
> substitute someone else on the fryer until she
> gets back or does she get fired?
Her mother can deliver the papers for her until she gets sprung...
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> Since I am not one of the outed posters who ends
> up in jail multiple times, does moniques work just
> substitute someone else on the fryer until she
> gets back or does she get fired?
Her mother can deliver the papers for her until she gets sprung...
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
XHm7w
()
Date: October 22, 2015 12:08AM
.
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Attachments:
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: October 22, 2015 01:22AM
send her mone Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Offender #1631084
> >
> >
> >
> > That's her new name from now on....#1631084
>
>
> u gonna send her money?
No, I would give her money, she would then buy things that she could exchange for drugs. I'm not supporting that lifestyle.
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Offender #1631084
> >
> >
> >
> > That's her new name from now on....#1631084
>
>
> u gonna send her money?
No, I would give her money, she would then buy things that she could exchange for drugs. I'm not supporting that lifestyle.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
You underestimate Mo
()
Date: October 22, 2015 01:39AM
eesh Wrote:
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> send her mone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Offender #1631084
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > That's her new name from now on....#1631084
> >
> >
> > u gonna send her money?
>
>
>
> No, I would give her money, she would then buy
> things that she could exchange for drugs. I'm not
> supporting that lifestyle.
I think inmate #1631084 will come out a completely reforemd citizen. She will cease to hang out on this forum (unless having something truly constructive to offer), commit no further crimes, enter any appropriate 12-step programs, get an education followed by a good job, and will eventually marry Misery, help him overcome his psychological difficulties, and they will have a famly to rival the Duggars.
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> send her mone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Offender #1631084
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > That's her new name from now on....#1631084
> >
> >
> > u gonna send her money?
>
>
>
> No, I would give her money, she would then buy
> things that she could exchange for drugs. I'm not
> supporting that lifestyle.
I think inmate #1631084 will come out a completely reforemd citizen. She will cease to hang out on this forum (unless having something truly constructive to offer), commit no further crimes, enter any appropriate 12-step programs, get an education followed by a good job, and will eventually marry Misery, help him overcome his psychological difficulties, and they will have a famly to rival the Duggars.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
iLL
()
Date: November 13, 2015 03:59PM
LMAO! Sorry, no lights out for me. I was at work at 11
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
the truth is
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Date: November 13, 2015 04:14PM
Some 400 pound bitch was sitting on my face at 11. I couldn't hardly breathe. Her pussy stunk like dead fish. I cried every time the lights went out, dreading the fat pigs next move. Ever have your face used as a dildo? Its not the dream that you'd expect. She had me in up to my shoulders. I should have never told anyone i liked girls, nor should i have told the bull that she was a cow. Jail is no picnic
#losingbadly
#losingbadly
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
where?
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Date: November 13, 2015 05:41PM
iLL Wrote:
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> LMAO! Sorry, no lights out for me. I was at work
> at 11
where did u work? did u cook ?
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> LMAO! Sorry, no lights out for me. I was at work
> at 11
where did u work? did u cook ?
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
Disorderly Conductor
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Date: November 13, 2015 06:23PM
I take care of a man with terminal cancer.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
ogoo
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Date: November 13, 2015 11:53PM
Disorderly Conductor Wrote:
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> I take care of a man with terminal cancer.
oh good does he have money? can he put u on u wii
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> I take care of a man with terminal cancer.
oh good does he have money? can he put u on u wii
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
iLL
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Date: November 14, 2015 12:27AM
Video games are for children and virgin men with no friends..
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
ceeehh
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Date: November 14, 2015 12:57AM
iLL Wrote:
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> Video games are for children and virgin men with
> no friends..
Like Eeeehh
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> Video games are for children and virgin men with
> no friends..
Like Eeeehh
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
statue on Monument ave?
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Date: July 20, 2020 08:00PM
Vexxxed Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She's probably got the shakes from not having
> > internet access.
>
>
> Says the guy with over 57,000 posts under just the
> eesh name alone.
>
> We ever get hit with an EMP, eesh will become just
> another statue down on Monument Ave.
That's not a good thing to be any more
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She's probably got the shakes from not having
> > internet access.
>
>
> Says the guy with over 57,000 posts under just the
> eesh name alone.
>
> We ever get hit with an EMP, eesh will become just
> another statue down on Monument Ave.
That's not a good thing to be any more
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
dknan
()
Date: July 21, 2020 12:24PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> The first is from an Ilsa movie. I can't remember
> the title of the second one, but I have it laying
> around somewhere.
you be sick
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> The first is from an Ilsa movie. I can't remember
> the title of the second one, but I have it laying
> around somewhere.
you be sick
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
moneyspankerer
()
Date: August 08, 2020 04:34AM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Deputy Art Galt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > At least she is cleaned up for once. They
> blasted
> > her naked, boylike body with a water cannon
> during
> > inprocessing.
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> Deputy Art Galt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > At least she is cleaned up for once. They
> blasted
> > her naked, boylike body with a water cannon
> during
> > inprocessing.
Re: LIGHTS ARE OUT AT 11
Posted by:
monkeyspankerer
()
Date: August 08, 2020 12:12PM
this all worked out for mo