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Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: peep ()
Date: July 11, 2020 02:06PM

Make sure you go get your free slurpee today too!

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: peep ()
Date: July 11, 2020 02:09PM

Nevermind. It's cancelled. What fuckery. They will owe us two free slurpees next year.

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: 7-E Gerry Appreciation Day? ()
Date: July 11, 2020 02:10PM

Bring back the curry slurpee!

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: Gerry has COVID ()
Date: July 11, 2020 02:36PM

peep Wrote:
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> Nevermind. It's cancelled. What fuckery. They will
> owe us two free slurpees next year.


So there's nobody to maintain the slurpee machines

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: rafters high ()
Date: July 11, 2020 02:41PM

IF YOU want a FUCKING slurpee JUST go and FucKing buyONE. ThEy ARE nOt that FUcking expensive jEsUs FucK!

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: Caller of BS ()
Date: July 11, 2020 06:59PM

Slurpees taste like shit anyway. They give me a headache

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: peep ()
Date: July 11, 2020 07:20PM

rafters high Wrote:
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> IF YOU want a FUCKING slurpee JUST go and FucKing
> buyONE. ThEy ARE nOt that FUcking expensive jEsUs
> FucK!


I don't like paying for slurpees. AS THE pReViOuS poster SAID, tHeY TASTE liKe sHiT..

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: WHERE IN THE FUCK IS GERRY?!? ()
Date: July 11, 2020 07:20PM

I thought it strange he would not be actively involved in a conversation concerning Slurpees, so I looked for him, and HE HASN'T POSTED IN EIGHT DAYS!!!!!!

Does Gerry have COVID? Wouldn't he still post?

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: outside the box onion ()
Date: July 11, 2020 08:07PM

peep Wrote:
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> rafters high Wrote:
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> > IF YOU want a FUCKING slurpee JUST go and
> FucKing
> > buyONE. ThEy ARE nOt that FUcking expensive
> jEsUs
> > FucK!
>
>
> I don't like paying for slurpees. AS THE pReViOuS
> poster SAID, tHeY TASTE liKe sHiT..

Everybody likes free shit.

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: no thanks ()
Date: July 11, 2020 08:20PM

A few years ago I went in to claim my free Slurpee only to find that sugar free Slurpees were not available. I haven't bought one since.

Ice, fruit, and a VitaMix can create the same and better concoctions at home much cheaper.

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: seriously wtf happened to Gerry? ()
Date: July 11, 2020 09:02PM

he's gone!

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: sack cooling ()
Date: July 11, 2020 09:15PM

On a really hot day you can cool yourself off by getting a big slurpee and then lowering your testicle sack into the cup. Within 3 minutes your body temperature will drop 2 to 3 degrees.

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: Bduxo ()
Date: July 11, 2020 09:19PM

sack cooling Wrote:
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> On a really hot day you can cool yourself off by
> getting a big slurpee and then lowering your
> testicle sack into the cup. Within 3 minutes your
> body temperature will drop 2 to 3 degrees.


Was going to post the same thing. I cup of crushed ice feels really good when you lower your ballsack on it.

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: Free Slurpee ()
Date: July 11, 2020 09:27PM

https://youtu.be/nkGiFpJC9LM
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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: mo shoplifted slurpees ()
Date: July 11, 2020 09:39PM

She would go into the Fairfax 7-E (I used to buy my smokes there) every day, pour herself a slurpee, and run out the door with it. The hindu working the counter said fuck it, it wasn't worth his time to chase lizzie down over a freakin slurpee.

He was relieved when she got locked up.

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: should of waited ()
Date: July 11, 2020 10:11PM

peep Wrote:
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> Nevermind. It's cancelled. What fuckery. They will
> owe us two free slurpees next year.


FUCK I walked all the way down their just to get FUCKED

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: get a room preverts ()
Date: July 11, 2020 10:23PM

Bduxo Wrote:
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> sack cooling Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On a really hot day you can cool yourself off
> by
> > getting a big slurpee and then lowering your
> > testicle sack into the cup. Within 3 minutes
> your
> > body temperature will drop 2 to 3 degrees.
>
>
> Was going to post the same thing. I cup of crushed
> ice feels really good when you lower your ballsack
> on it.

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: William Moreno gets no pussy ()
Date: July 12, 2020 12:23AM

Hey Wet Willy. How many times every day do you fantasize about peep's mom and sister? Doesn't it make you sad that you won't ever be with a beautiful woman like Lynn or Sarah? You're a pathetic incel loser. Just die already faggot.

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: Where. Is. Gerry. ()
Date: July 12, 2020 12:39AM

seriously wtf happened to Gerry? Wrote:
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> he's gone!


Hasn't posted in nine days! Is he in jail? Deported? Where? Pakistan?

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Re: Going to go get my free slurpee
Posted by: Gerry late night FFXU shitpostin ()
Date: July 12, 2020 12:47AM

Where. Is. Gerry. Wrote:
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> seriously wtf happened to Gerry? Wrote:
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> > he's gone!
>
>
> Hasn't posted in nine days! Is he in jail?
> Deported? Where? Pakistan?
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