I feel like Governor Ralph Northam is in my lower intestines. My bowels are full of this blowhard liberal wacko. It causes my bowels to flare up in irritation, and the midwives are going to be challenged with this statue sized dump that will be rolling out the starfish. My bowels really hurt, and I think my bowels have problem with his mask and stethoscope.

He's in your lower intestine because he's pounding on your anus, you homo.

Omelette hashbrowns and biscuits and gravy. Take that bowels.

Beware of those statue appendages Brown Onion... yeeouch!

You go Boiled Onion!!

Virginia’s Governor is in your digestive system. User name Brown Onion has no problems whatsoever with write ups like this.

Retired GI Wrote:
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> Virginia’s Governor is in your digestive system.
> User name Brown Onion has no problems whatsoever
> with write ups like this.


Get with the program you small-minded fecal phobic. It is an honor for Brown Onion to think of the Governor in his bowels. Bowels and the first amendment is what these threads are about.

Here is some of that wholesome fap material Brown Onion just can't get enough of. You should learn how to enjoy it too!
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You like the content.

Ghey Wrote:
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> He's in your lower intestine because he's pounding
> on your anus, you homo.

True and Brown love it. Only thing in brown's life more important than ignorance and racism is his fixation/love of anal stimulation.

image thread blocker do your thing

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> You like the content.


Brown Onion loves shit.
Thus, he gets shit.

How petty can you be to think there is a difference?

We have far more similarities than diferences.
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I just had a corned beef and pastrami sub with swiss cheese coleslaw and 1000 island dressing, a foot-long sub with extra meat. Now my bowels seem to be churning. I wonder why?

onion powder Wrote:
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> I just had a corned beef and pastrami sub with
> swiss cheese coleslaw and 1000 island dressing, a
> foot-long sub with extra meat. Now my bowels seem
> to be churning. I wonder why?


Probably because you are a faggot who takes bbc up your starfish. I doubt the pastrami is any worse than gallons of jiz up your rectum. Just sayin

Gallons BBC JIz Up Ur Fish Onion Wrote:
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> onion powder Wrote:
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> -----
> > I just had a corned beef and pastrami sub with
> > swiss cheese coleslaw and 1000 island dressing,
> a
> > foot-long sub with extra meat. Now my bowels
> seem
> > to be churning. I wonder why?
>
>
> Probably because you are a faggot who takes bbc up
> your starfish. I doubt the pastrami is any worse
> than gallons of jiz up your rectum. Just sayin

Odor in the court! Brown Onion and no one here has ever suggested putting things into their rectums. For them the process of exit only is painful enough.

Judge Onion Wrote:
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> Gallons BBC JIz Up Ur Fish Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > onion powder Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > I just had a corned beef and pastrami sub
> with
> > > swiss cheese coleslaw and 1000 island
> dressing,
> > a
> > > foot-long sub with extra meat. Now my bowels
> > seem
> > > to be churning. I wonder why?
> >
> >
> > Probably because you are a faggot who takes bbc
> up
> > your starfish. I doubt the pastrami is any
> worse
> > than gallons of jiz up your rectum. Just sayin
>
> Odor in the court! Brown Onion and no one here has
> ever suggested putting things into their rectums.
> For them the process of exit only is painful
> enough.


What the fuck do you think is behind the image of the Governor in Brown Onion's poop chute?
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Steak and cheese sub. French fries. Sodas. Take that bowels.

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Steak and cheese sub. French fries. Sodas. Take
> that bowels.

Go Boiled Onion... GO! You are amazing.

Agreed although not sure what your user name means. To be under 40 again. Boiled is lucky I think he said he’s 38 so in a couple years enjoy while you can

Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
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> Agreed although not sure what your user name
> means. To be under 40 again. Boiled is lucky I
> think he said he’s 38 so in a couple years enjoy
> while you can


On the precipice of betrayal. As soon as the “40” is crossed, the lower 40 betrayal begins. I hope you are enjoying these foods boiled as sad true story. You’ll be able to clobber your bowels now but one day like a faulty garbage disposal they’ll throw right back up at you. It is such a mortifying painful moment and a harbinger oh mid 40s, 50s, 60s and so forth. The days of being young and careless will be in your rectal mirror and it hurts.

Bullshit. I’m in my late 50’s. Eat well, exercise well, problem solved!

Pork fried rice and two egg rolls for dinner. Bowels will handle with lots of Vitamin Water to wash it all down. What up BiBs!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
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> > Agreed although not sure what your user name
> > means. To be under 40 again. Boiled is lucky I
> > think he said he’s 38 so in a couple years
> enjoy
> > while you can
>
>
> On the precipice of betrayal. As soon as the
> “40” is crossed, the lower 40 betrayal begins.
> I hope you are enjoying these foods boiled as sad
> true story. You’ll be able to clobber your
> bowels now but one day like a faulty garbage
> disposal they’ll throw right back up at you. It
> is such a mortifying painful moment and a
> harbinger oh mid 40s, 50s, 60s and so forth. The
> days of being young and careless will be in your
> rectal mirror and it hurts.

Brown Onion has taught us many things. We should view food only as future poop and using a rectal mirror is as important as brushing one's teeth.
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Malt Onion Wrote:
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> Bullshit. I’m in my late 50’s. Eat well,
> exercise well, problem solved!

I bet you prefer to take a shit in the bathroom alone too. You should get yourself mental and physical check-ups. You don't have to live like this. You will be in our prayers.

If I was to defecate outside in this heat would shit melt?

Hot Onion Wrote:
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> If I was to defecate outside in this heat would
> shit melt?


98.6 leaving body 99 degrees outside best guess a long time

Hot Onion Wrote:
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> If I was to defecate outside in this heat would
> shit melt?


Good question. Hopefully, it will get Brown Onion the incentive to finish his cookbook.

On the hamburger helper box it says "Makes 4 to 5 servings" I put a extra half pound of hamburger in the mix and it just makes one serving for me. I like the cheeseburger macaroni kind but they were out of that one at the store so I am having beef pasta tonight with garlic-cheese bread on the side. My bowels can handle this!

boiled onion Wrote:
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> On the hamburger helper box it says "Makes 4 to 5
> servings" I put a extra half pound of hamburger in
> the mix and it just makes one serving for me. I
> like the cheeseburger macaroni kind but they were
> out of that one at the store so I am having beef
> pasta tonight with garlic-cheese bread on the
> side. My bowels can handle this!


I have always liked Hamburger Helper. I think it is because it pretty much already looks like poop. I figure the bowels don't have to work too hard to turn it into real poop.

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Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is getting the weekend off work for a change. 5am guy has been working some 12 hour shifts lately so 5am guys boss is giving him 3 nights off starting tonight. 5am guy is thinking about taking a little overnight trip in his new Lincoln automobile. 5am guy might drive to Tappahannock Virginia and stay in a hotel there overnight. 5am guys friend that used to work at Royal Farm lives there.

Ordering Chinese food tonight. A large chicken fried rice, large sesame chicken 2 egg rolls and steamed pork dumplings. Look out bowels, here it comes!

I bought a oven stuffer roaster this morning and got the butcher to spatchcock it. It is 10.5 pounds! Going to put it on my Weber kettle soon. That will make a nice dinner! My bowels can deal.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I bought a oven stuffer roaster this morning and
> got the butcher to spatchcock it. It is 10.5
> pounds! Going to put it on my Weber kettle soon.
> That will make a nice dinner! My bowels can deal.


You probably haven't heard the sad news. Brown Onion passed yesterday afternoon. His last words were for his BiBs here on FFXU. He said that dying was like shitting out a never-ending stream of the chile from Wendy's and to tell Boiled Onion to go fuck himself for rubbing his superior bowels all over these threads.

Wishing everyone good you know what!

Ever try a triple whopper with onion and mayo only? Good eating and good for the bowels.

I would take off the bun and hold the catsup.

But I like my feet.