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NO ONE WILL ATTEND WILLIAM ROBERT MORENO'S FUNERAL WHEN HE DIES...
Posted by: LUMPOCRAP ()
Date: March 18, 2020 11:59AM

IT'S BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM or SHARON MORENO

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Re: NO ONE WILL ATTEND WILLIAM ROBERT MORENO'S FUNERAL WHEN HE DIES...
Posted by: Nut Hut Strut ()
Date: March 18, 2020 12:25PM

After killing mommy, he will plead insanity successfully and live out his few remaining years in a laughing academy. His death will go unnoticed by all except the keepers at the nut hut. The orderlies will have to hose down the rubber room where he died in order to make room for the next inmate. When his body goes unclaimed and no one wants to buy his mutated organs, the staff will donate him to science so it will be dissected by med students. He will be so bloated with postmortem fetid gas, that they will have to throw a hatchet at him from across the room as they need do to beached whales.

While trying to air out the stink from their room, they will ponder the eternal question.

"WHAT WAS SHARON SITTING ON?"
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Re: NO ONE WILL ATTEND WILLIAM ROBERT MORENO'S FUNERAL WHEN HE DIES...
Posted by: This aIl checks out! ^^^^ ()
Date: June 06, 2020 04:56PM

This all checks out

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