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My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Sister Onion Matilda ()
Date: May 23, 2020 03:18PM

My brother known here as 'Brown Onion' was found deceased earlier today. He lived by himself in a studio apartment in McLean. I really can't say any more until the police finish their investigation.

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Shut up big fucking dummy ()
Date: May 23, 2020 03:19PM

Passed what?

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Again? ()
Date: May 23, 2020 03:28PM

This guy dies than resurrects more than a typical comic book character.

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Undertaker Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2020 03:29PM

Sister Onion Matilda Wrote:
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> My brother known here as 'Brown Onion' was found
> deceased earlier today. He lived by himself in a
> studio apartment in McLean. I really can't say any
> more until the police finish their investigation.


Matilda very sorry for your loss. Brown struggled with numerous perversions and worse a boring repetitive writing style that contributed greatly to the demise of this site. That said you must have known that at his advanced age combined with obvious mental problems were mostly beyond his control. I hope you find peace in his passing and freeing you (and those of us here) from his disgusting posts.

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: 4 down, 5 to go ()
Date: May 23, 2020 03:47PM

Down for the fourth time. When is he coming back to life this time?

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Sister Onion Matilda ()
Date: May 23, 2020 03:51PM

The coroner has released the official autopsy. My brother, Brown Onion, passed away from a bacterial infection that he obtained from eating large amounts of human feces. We are all rather shocked because we had no idea that he partook in such fetishes. The funeral is planned for Tuesday. May God rest his soul.

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: RIP Brown Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2020 03:55PM

May your bowels rest in piss
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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Sorry for your loss ()
Date: May 23, 2020 03:58PM

Sister Onion Matilda Wrote:
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> My brother known here as 'Brown Onion' was found
> deceased earlier today. He lived by himself in a
> studio apartment in McLean. I really can't say any
> more until the police finish their investigation.


He was the best of us. Tear off a few extra squares of TP for the home boy.

RIP BROTHER

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Quincy Questioner ()
Date: May 23, 2020 04:06PM

I wonder how long it will be until he comes back again this time.

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 23, 2020 05:55PM

Sister Onion Matilda Wrote:
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> The coroner has released the official autopsy. My
> brother, Brown Onion, passed away from a bacterial
> infection that he obtained from eating large
> amounts of human feces. We are all rather shocked
> because we had no idea that he partook in such
> fetishes. The funeral is planned for Tuesday. May
> God rest his soul.


I'm surprised he didn't let you in on his secret. Remember the Lasagna he brought to the Holiday pot luck last December? You had three helpings so I figured his predilection just ran in the family. He got off on feeding the unsuspecting his poop. My fetish is a little bit different. I stick to a certain secretion. Remember when you asked what was the special ingredient in the eggnog I brought? I told you 'swimmers' and left it at that.

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: hygngdfd ()
Date: May 23, 2020 06:45PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.

GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

DROP DEAD G2


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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Needle Pooch Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2020 07:53PM

Those pictures of elimination are sublime. I just imagine the feeling of release those people are feeling and it makes me warm down there.

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Re: My brother, the forum elder known as Brown Onion has passed
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 24, 2020 12:04AM

Needle Pooch Onion Wrote:
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> Those pictures of elimination are sublime. I just
> imagine the feeling of release those people are
> feeling and it makes me warm down there.


I find them quite helpful when I am constipated. Kind of like flushing the urinal when I'm pee shy and the sound of the water makes the tinkle come out. The late, great Brown Onion appreciated them too. Of course, he pretended he didn't so people wouldn't take him for a pervert.

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