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Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
I know of a few of them
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Date: April 26, 2017 09:01AM
I have never met one yet that didn't totally enjoy it and really get into having it done!
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
Hambeast
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Date: April 26, 2017 09:06AM
This is such a disgusting sexist thread! I'm emailing Huffington Post all these degrading threads that objectify and shame plus sized women!
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
opss
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Date: April 26, 2017 09:20AM
Hambeast Wrote:
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> This is such a disgusting sexist thread! I'm
> emailing Huffington Post all these degrading
> threads that objectify and shame plus sized women!
I think this is degrading men, eating out a fat womans asshole?
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> This is such a disgusting sexist thread! I'm
> emailing Huffington Post all these degrading
> threads that objectify and shame plus sized women!
I think this is degrading men, eating out a fat womans asshole?
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
Lickedherintheshitter
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Date: April 26, 2017 09:25AM
My wife used to get into it, but now she's like a dead fish and doesn't get into anything. My side chick absolutely loves it. I think she enjoys it just as much, if not more than, getting her pussy eaten!
There's nothing sexier than a chick that will hold her own ass cheeks apart to give a man access to her butthole for eating or fucking!
There's nothing sexier than a chick that will hold her own ass cheeks apart to give a man access to her butthole for eating or fucking!
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
dpps
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Date: April 26, 2017 09:29AM
I like to tongue her hemorrhoids!!
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
NippleChuck
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Date: April 26, 2017 09:32AM
opss Wrote:
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> Hambeast Wrote:
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> > This is such a disgusting sexist thread! I'm
> > emailing Huffington Post all these degrading
> > threads that objectify and shame plus sized
> women!
>
>
> I think this is degrading men, eating out a fat
> womans asshole?
Especially if she has shit caked around her sphincter.
Nip
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> Hambeast Wrote:
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> > This is such a disgusting sexist thread! I'm
> > emailing Huffington Post all these degrading
> > threads that objectify and shame plus sized
> women!
>
>
> I think this is degrading men, eating out a fat
> womans asshole?
Especially if she has shit caked around her sphincter.
Nip
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
arms too short ass too big
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Date: April 26, 2017 09:52AM
Fat chicks can't reach their arms around behind their ass to wipe themselves, so they always have some kind of shitty residue. If you ever hook up with a fat chick, make sure to take her into the shower first and hose her off thoroughly. You will need to pry apart any fat rolls or overhanging blubber and lather up the entire cootch and butthole area with a loofah or washcloth.
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Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
hooss
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Date: April 26, 2017 09:57AM
I once fucked this girl that smelled like shit, she either didnt wipe properly or did it on purpose
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
kVnCy
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Date: April 26, 2017 10:14AM
Ahhhhh, the joys and pitfalls of loving the RUSTY BULLETHOLE!
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
C'mon, Seriously!
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Date: April 26, 2017 10:25AM
Miz, Don't talk about your Mom that way.
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
sissy maid Prunella
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Date: April 26, 2017 11:53AM
I know of a few of them Wrote:
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> I have never met one yet that didn't totally enjoy
> it and really get into having it done!
They're also good at doing it to you. Fat chicks have their uses.
They give the best beejayjays.
They're great spankers and adapt naturally to the Dominatrix/Disciplinarian role. They have ample laps, can take the weight of a guy and the whole role helps their self esteem. Once they make a guy dress up like a girl, then take down his panties, turn him over their knee and start swatting, they feel real empowered. It works well for them and their submissive guy both.
They'll do marathon banging cuz they think it's the last they'll get. They keep your house for you cuz they want to keep you.
Fat chix have their uses.
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> I have never met one yet that didn't totally enjoy
> it and really get into having it done!
They're also good at doing it to you. Fat chicks have their uses.
They give the best beejayjays.
They're great spankers and adapt naturally to the Dominatrix/Disciplinarian role. They have ample laps, can take the weight of a guy and the whole role helps their self esteem. Once they make a guy dress up like a girl, then take down his panties, turn him over their knee and start swatting, they feel real empowered. It works well for them and their submissive guy both.
They'll do marathon banging cuz they think it's the last they'll get. They keep your house for you cuz they want to keep you.
Fat chix have their uses.
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
TX7Kt
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Date: April 26, 2017 12:25PM
sissy maid Prunella Wrote:
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> I know of a few of them Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have never met one yet that didn't totally
> enjoy
> > it and really get into having it done!
>
>
> They're also good at doing it to you. Fat chicks
> have their uses.
>
> They give the best beejayjays.
>
> They're great spankers and adapt naturally to the
> Dominatrix/Disciplinarian role. They have ample
> laps, can take the weight of a guy and the whole
> role helps their self esteem. Once they make a
> guy dress up like a girl, then take down his
> panties, turn him over their knee and start
> swatting, they feel real empowered. It works
> well for them and their submissive guy both.
>
> They'll do marathon banging cuz they think it's
> the last they'll get. They keep your house for
> you cuz they want to keep you.
>
> Fat chix have their uses.
Not just fat chicks but less than attractive chicks also. I rate my girlfriend a 4 out of 10. She's skinny and loves to cook. Ugly chicks know how to keep a guy also. That's why I'm staying with her. She also doesn't have an attitude so that's even better. Whatever I want her to cook she'll cook it for me. She's even offered to do my laundry and get me business clothes.
Yes, fat and ugly chicks have their uses.
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> I know of a few of them Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have never met one yet that didn't totally
> enjoy
> > it and really get into having it done!
>
>
> They're also good at doing it to you. Fat chicks
> have their uses.
>
> They give the best beejayjays.
>
> They're great spankers and adapt naturally to the
> Dominatrix/Disciplinarian role. They have ample
> laps, can take the weight of a guy and the whole
> role helps their self esteem. Once they make a
> guy dress up like a girl, then take down his
> panties, turn him over their knee and start
> swatting, they feel real empowered. It works
> well for them and their submissive guy both.
>
> They'll do marathon banging cuz they think it's
> the last they'll get. They keep your house for
> you cuz they want to keep you.
>
> Fat chix have their uses.
Not just fat chicks but less than attractive chicks also. I rate my girlfriend a 4 out of 10. She's skinny and loves to cook. Ugly chicks know how to keep a guy also. That's why I'm staying with her. She also doesn't have an attitude so that's even better. Whatever I want her to cook she'll cook it for me. She's even offered to do my laundry and get me business clothes.
Yes, fat and ugly chicks have their uses.
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
DYhUL
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Date: April 26, 2017 12:45PM
TX7Kt Wrote:
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> Not just fat chicks but less than attractive
> chicks also. I rate my girlfriend a 4 out of 10.
> She's skinny and loves to cook.
Yeah, right on the skinny broads. I'm a white guy with a couple extra pounds. I'm not a sharp dresser or anything and I'm not that big on trendy stuff, never was. I hate TV unless it's baseball, football or hockey, and even then, I'd rather be there than see it on the boob tube.
So you can see, I never did none too good with the chicks. Anyhow, my second year in college, this skinny broad comes on to me. She's OK looking, but a size 2, 32 AA, you get the idea. I'm desperate, so I go for it. This broad (I use "broad" loosely, here) loves to fuck and suck. She can't get enough of it. This is GREAT! Well, time passes, we move on and then this other skinny chick comes on to me. She doesn't like to fuck and suck as much as the 1st one, but she's no slacker, either. I can actually take this one out on dates. The first one never wanted to go anywhere but her bed or to the drug store to buy rubbers. Time passes, we move on.
Come third year and first day of school this skinny black chick who's a senior comes on to me. I go for it, she loves to fuck and suck and get her snatch eaten but likes to actually go out on a date here and there, too. At some point, I remark about how a larger guy like me has had 3 scrawny GFs in a row. She explains it to me. She says slightly overweight white guys usually have small to average size penises. Scrawny chix have narrow vaginal canals that just can't take a pussy splitter or even an average size that's on the larger side of average. A white guy with a few extra inches on his waist size is a good fit. She said the skinny black chicks get the extra added advantage the white boys are natural born pussy eaters, but the skinny white chix like the larger white boys cuz of the good fit.
Anyhow, she graduates, moves on, I move on, I have 2 more scrawny GFs, I graduate, get a job, have a couple more skinny GFs until I meet this scrawny black chick who's 8 yrs older than me and we get married. She's tight as all get out, loves to fuck and suck, has bed wrecking orgasms when I go down on her, especially when she's on the rag.
The only things she lets me do around the house is fix stuff, cut the grass and schlepp out the trash and put out the barrels. No help even washing the dishes. If I drop something or knock over something, no, don't get the broom and dustpan, she gets up to get it. I tell her I made the mess and one sign of being all grown up is you clean up after yourself. Nope, nope, nope and no, she'll get it. She makes me anything I want for dinner or brekkie. If I knock over a beer, I go and get the mop and bucket, but she snatches the mop out of my hand. Every once in a while, she lets me help her in her garden, too.
And people wonder why I walk down the street with her on my arm and a huge smile on my face. When I introduced her around as my future wife, everybody was telling me I could do better than a "black beanpole". HAH, HAH and HUH! I'd have a real hard time doing better than her. They don't MAKE too many girls like her.
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> Not just fat chicks but less than attractive
> chicks also. I rate my girlfriend a 4 out of 10.
> She's skinny and loves to cook.
Yeah, right on the skinny broads. I'm a white guy with a couple extra pounds. I'm not a sharp dresser or anything and I'm not that big on trendy stuff, never was. I hate TV unless it's baseball, football or hockey, and even then, I'd rather be there than see it on the boob tube.
So you can see, I never did none too good with the chicks. Anyhow, my second year in college, this skinny broad comes on to me. She's OK looking, but a size 2, 32 AA, you get the idea. I'm desperate, so I go for it. This broad (I use "broad" loosely, here) loves to fuck and suck. She can't get enough of it. This is GREAT! Well, time passes, we move on and then this other skinny chick comes on to me. She doesn't like to fuck and suck as much as the 1st one, but she's no slacker, either. I can actually take this one out on dates. The first one never wanted to go anywhere but her bed or to the drug store to buy rubbers. Time passes, we move on.
Come third year and first day of school this skinny black chick who's a senior comes on to me. I go for it, she loves to fuck and suck and get her snatch eaten but likes to actually go out on a date here and there, too. At some point, I remark about how a larger guy like me has had 3 scrawny GFs in a row. She explains it to me. She says slightly overweight white guys usually have small to average size penises. Scrawny chix have narrow vaginal canals that just can't take a pussy splitter or even an average size that's on the larger side of average. A white guy with a few extra inches on his waist size is a good fit. She said the skinny black chicks get the extra added advantage the white boys are natural born pussy eaters, but the skinny white chix like the larger white boys cuz of the good fit.
Anyhow, she graduates, moves on, I move on, I have 2 more scrawny GFs, I graduate, get a job, have a couple more skinny GFs until I meet this scrawny black chick who's 8 yrs older than me and we get married. She's tight as all get out, loves to fuck and suck, has bed wrecking orgasms when I go down on her, especially when she's on the rag.
The only things she lets me do around the house is fix stuff, cut the grass and schlepp out the trash and put out the barrels. No help even washing the dishes. If I drop something or knock over something, no, don't get the broom and dustpan, she gets up to get it. I tell her I made the mess and one sign of being all grown up is you clean up after yourself. Nope, nope, nope and no, she'll get it. She makes me anything I want for dinner or brekkie. If I knock over a beer, I go and get the mop and bucket, but she snatches the mop out of my hand. Every once in a while, she lets me help her in her garden, too.
And people wonder why I walk down the street with her on my arm and a huge smile on my face. When I introduced her around as my future wife, everybody was telling me I could do better than a "black beanpole". HAH, HAH and HUH! I'd have a real hard time doing better than her. They don't MAKE too many girls like her.
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
Wow, that took too long
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Date: April 26, 2017 12:50PM
Great Story...too old for you though.
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
DYhUL
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Date: April 26, 2017 01:00PM
Wow, that took too long Wrote:
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> Great Story...too old for you though.
No, it's just you hate yourself for being gay.
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> Great Story...too old for you though.
No, it's just you hate yourself for being gay.
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
No Miz...
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Date: April 26, 2017 01:10PM
Not gay or a pedo...Sorry.
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
I am addicted to eating my gf's
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Date: April 26, 2017 02:53PM
She absolutely loves having her fat asshole licked and tongue-fucked! I can actually give her an assgasm by licking it just the way she likes it! Last weekend we were at a Kohl's and we ducked into a changing booth. I ate her ass for about 20 minutes. She was moaning so load I thought we were going to get kicked out!
I wiped my face off on a piece of clothing and we left!
I wiped my face off on a piece of clothing and we left!
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
Please be cautious
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Date: April 26, 2017 03:13PM
Always check for worms first,
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
Blimmo
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Date: April 26, 2017 11:41PM
Please be cautious Wrote:
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> Always check for worms first,
ROundworms, ringworms or tapeworms?
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> Always check for worms first,
ROundworms, ringworms or tapeworms?
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
Tell us peep
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Date: May 16, 2020 10:58PM
Does Nikki like it?
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
assman69
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Date: May 17, 2020 10:19AM
Noting says I love you like a warm, wet, tongue across the A-hole.
Re: Do ALL fat chicks like having their assholes licked?
Posted by:
Clean up guy
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Date: May 17, 2020 11:15AM
I know of a few of them Wrote:
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> I have never met one yet that didn't totally enjoy
> it and really get into having it done!
There's a good reason for that.
Fat people have the same problem as a T Rex. Obese chicks can not reach their own asses to wipe. Normal sized arms simply are not long enough nor bendy enough to allow them to reach back and clean themselves.
Therefore your tongue is performing an invaluable cleaning service. You are dislodging shit and bacteria particles that would otherwise remain in her anal crevasse festering for days, weeks, or even months. These obese wiping-challenged women enjoy a good tongue lashing and very much appreciate your services. Congragulations.
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> I have never met one yet that didn't totally enjoy
> it and really get into having it done!
There's a good reason for that.
Fat people have the same problem as a T Rex. Obese chicks can not reach their own asses to wipe. Normal sized arms simply are not long enough nor bendy enough to allow them to reach back and clean themselves.
Therefore your tongue is performing an invaluable cleaning service. You are dislodging shit and bacteria particles that would otherwise remain in her anal crevasse festering for days, weeks, or even months. These obese wiping-challenged women enjoy a good tongue lashing and very much appreciate your services. Congragulations.