It’s not even that I don’t like Trump. I just get hit with the urge when I see or hear him on tv.

Like attracts like. See a giant dookie on the screen, drop a big log in the potty. Trump is literally shit.

I feel that way any time I see that bloated gas bag Michael Moore on TV.

That's just your faggot instincts clearing out your anus in anticipation of the goat penis you enjoy having rammed up there.

I see Hillary on the tube and I get a sick gut feeling. Not based on her looks, which happens, but the thought of her running this country into the ground if she was elected gives me the heebie jeebies.

When I see pictures of Trump I break out into hystrical laughter.

I was with the hot chick on date over the weekend and some guy mention Trump was great at a party. Her response was "Keep me away from sharp objects and this asshole Trump supporter!"

Needless to say the guy was hated at the party with all sorts of private jokes about him.

The Real World Trump Wrote:
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> When I see pictures of Trump I break out into
> hystrical laughter.
>
> I was with the hot chick on date over the weekend
> and some guy mention Trump was great at a party.
> Her response was "Keep me away from sharp objects
> and this asshole Trump supporter!"
>
> Needless to say the guy was hated at the party
> with all sorts of private jokes about him.


Probably the only honest person at that so-called "party", not a phony baloney, like that shallow thinking broad you were with.

I work in a sandwich shop. When Trump supporters come in, I always make sure there's a little something "extra" in their sandwich if you know what I mean and I think you do.

I’m 5’6 and started online dating and was worried women would overlook me because of my height. Turns out, I’ve been able to meet plenty of women, and I found out that height isn’t really a deal breaker for most. Being a Trump however is a deal breaker for ALL women that are successful and educated.

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> I’m 5’6 and started online dating and was
> worried women would overlook me because of my
> height. Turns out, I’ve been able to meet plenty
> of women, and I found out that height isn’t
> really a deal breaker for most. Being a Trump
> however is a deal breaker for ALL women that are
> successful and educated.

The only “woman” you have touched is a female goat you raped.
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Never push too hard. Take good care of your bowels BiBs.

The Real World Trump Wrote:
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> When I see pictures of Trump I break out into
> hystrical laughter.
>
> I was with the hot chick on date over the weekend
> and some guy mention Trump was great at a party.
> Her response was "Keep me away from sharp objects
> and this asshole Trump supporter!"
>
> Needless to say the guy was hated at the party
> with all sorts of private jokes about him.

I've met a lot of these chics. Holy crap! They all want to punch the fuck out Trump supporters. One chic told me "No Trump supporter is every getting into this vag! I'll kick Trump supporters in their balls!" She said that with a look of pure evil in her eyes.

Women Hate Trump Supporters Wrote:
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> The Real World Trump Wrote:
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> > When I see pictures of Trump I break out into
> > hystrical laughter.
> >
> > I was with the hot chick on date over the
> weekend
> > and some guy mention Trump was great at a party.
>
> > Her response was "Keep me away from sharp
> objects
> > and this asshole Trump supporter!"
> >
> > Needless to say the guy was hated at the party
> > with all sorts of private jokes about him.
>
> I've met a lot of these chics. Holy crap! They
> all want to punch the fuck out Trump supporters.
> One chic told me "No Trump supporter is every
> getting into this vag! I'll kick Trump supporters
> in their balls!" She said that with a look of
> pure evil in her eyes.

The only “chicks” you met are goats.
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> You suck.

You didn’t draw me a crayon pic this time. You found a meme, good job.
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it's time to take a majorly bigly serious dump. You know the kind I mean: it starts with that bubbling in your stomach and the slight discomfort. Slowly it gets worse as you double over, Then it hits: that internal motinn. You head for the stairs as fast as you can in your bent-over stomach clutching position moving as fast as it lets you. You struggle up the stairs, get to the landing and start to undo your pants. Of course, the belt buckle gets stuck and is balky and you can feel that horrendous crap forcing its way out your butthole. Finally, the belt gives, you go to unzip and of course the zipper sticks. Finally , you get that down and the button balks. Once it's all undone and you feel that crap pushing its way between your butt cheeks. You pull on the waist band of the pants and underwear at the same time and of course your underwear binds up. EEVERYTHING's working against you. Finally, you get the pants down far enough, lift up the seat cover.............


.......before your ass can make it to the seat, the crap torpedoes violently from your asshole and splashes loudly into the commode. Your ass is thoroughly soaked from the splash created by the force of the blast. Then the second shot torpedoes from your asshole as violently as the first and the top of your pants and underwear are soaked with the dirty water.

Then they come; those toilet bowl cracking farts that are so loud and smell so bad, you're going to wake up tomorrow with a summons-to-court for creating a public nuisance taped to your door.

But wait, you're not done. Here comes the second wave. More crap torpedoes violently from your butthole and your asshole explodes violently in loud farts as the crap issues forth and splashes into the water. Finally, come the protracted smellofarts and a little more dribble from your asshole.

You stand up to wipe and survey the wreckage of what was once a serviceable toilet. The bowl is cracked and melted, water and crap are slowly spilling from it and all over the floor. Your pants and underwear are stained from the water mixed with crap and the smell permeates the neighborhood air.

You shake your head and wonder if you should bother wiping or just get in the shower and wash it all off and out.

I gotta' take THAT kind of crap. Buh-BYE! TIME TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does our 70 year old POTUS dye his skin every day? Ill take literally any answer from local Trump supporters. Why?

CFWEW Wrote:
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> it's time to take a majorly bigly serious dump.
> You know the kind I mean: it starts with that
> bubbling in your stomach and the slight
> discomfort. Slowly it gets worse as you double
> over, Then it hits: that internal motinn. You
> head for the stairs as fast as you can in your
> bent-over stomach clutching position moving as
> fast as it lets you. You struggle up the stairs,
> get to the landing and start to undo your pants.
> Of course, the belt buckle gets stuck and is balky
> and you can feel that horrendous crap forcing its
> way out your butthole. Finally, the belt gives,
> you go to unzip and of course the zipper sticks.
> Finally , you get that down and the button balks.
> Once it's all undone and you feel that crap
> pushing its way between your butt cheeks. You
> pull on the waist band of the pants and underwear
> at the same time and of course your underwear
> binds up. EEVERYTHING's working against you.
> Finally, you get the pants down far enough, lift
> up the seat cover.............
>
>
> .......before your ass can make it to the seat,
> the crap torpedoes violently from your asshole and
> splashes loudly into the commode. Your ass is
> thoroughly soaked from the splash created by the
> force of the blast. Then the second shot
> torpedoes from your asshole as violently as the
> first and the top of your pants and underwear are
> soaked with the dirty water.
>
> Then they come; those toilet bowl cracking farts
> that are so loud and smell so bad, you're going to
> wake up tomorrow with a summons-to-court for
> creating a public nuisance taped to your door.
>
> But wait, you're not done. Here comes the second
> wave. More crap torpedoes violently from your
> butthole and your asshole explodes violently in
> loud farts as the crap issues forth and splashes
> into the water. Finally, come the protracted
> smellofarts and a little more dribble from your
> asshole.
>
> You stand up to wipe and survey the wreckage of
> what was once a serviceable toilet. The bowl is
> cracked and melted, water and crap are slowly
> spilling from it and all over the floor. Your
> pants and underwear are stained from the water
> mixed with crap and the smell permeates the
> neighborhood air.
>
> You shake your head and wonder if you should
> bother wiping or just get in the shower and wash
> it all off and out.
>
> I gotta' take THAT kind of crap. Buh-BYE! TIME
> TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!


Is it hard typing with one hand on the keyboard and the other firmly wrapped around your dick? You're a turbo weird.

n9jjj Wrote:
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> Why does our 70 year old POTUS dye his skin every
> day? Ill take literally any answer from local
> Trump supporters. Why?

The same reason you furiously masturbate to pictures of goats while fucking your goat Sherpa.

GTFOH.

You're a Beta Cuck Wrote:
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> n9jjj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why does our 70 year old POTUS dye his skin
> every
> > day? Ill take literally any answer from local
> > Trump supporters. Why?
>
> The same reason you furiously masturbate to
> pictures of goats while fucking your goat Sherpa.
>
>
> GTFOH.

Pretty rude to insinuate I masturbate to pictures of your mother.

Now go back to playing checkers cause you suck at chess.


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Timely Winter Mint Bush Wrote:
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> You're a Beta Cuck Wrote:
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> -----
> > n9jjj Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Why does our 70 year old POTUS dye his skin
> > every
> > > day? Ill take literally any answer from
> local
> > > Trump supporters. Why?
> >
> > The same reason you furiously masturbate to
> > pictures of goats while fucking your goat
> Sherpa.
> >
> >
> > GTFOH.
>
> Pretty rude to insinuate I masturbate to pictures
> of your mother.
>
> Now go back to playing checkers cause you suck at
> chess.
>
>
> _



Says the guy that writes scat porn and admits to masturbating to it.

Sick, bro.

WEIRD Wrote:
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> Timely Winter Mint Bush Wrote:
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> > You're a Beta Cuck Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > n9jjj Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Why does our 70 year old POTUS dye his skin
> > > every
> > > > day? Ill take literally any answer from
> > local
> > > > Trump supporters. Why?
> > >
> > > The same reason you furiously masturbate to
> > > pictures of goats while fucking your goat
> > Sherpa.
> > >
> > >
> > > GTFOH.
> >
> > Pretty rude to insinuate I masturbate to
> pictures
> > of your mother.
> >
> > Now go back to playing checkers cause you suck
> at
> > chess.
> >
> >
> > _
>
>
>
> Says the guy that writes scat porn and admits to
> masturbating to it.
>
> Sick, bro.

What else do you see? can you see my surroundings? What Im wearing? Let us know your powers pls.

talking with the insane Wrote:
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> WEIRD Wrote:
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> > Timely Winter Mint Bush Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > You're a Beta Cuck Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > n9jjj Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Why does our 70 year old POTUS dye his
> skin
> > > > every
> > > > > day? Ill take literally any answer from
> > > local
> > > > > Trump supporters. Why?
> > > >
> > > > The same reason you furiously masturbate to
> > > > pictures of goats while fucking your goat
> > > Sherpa.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > GTFOH.
> > >
> > > Pretty rude to insinuate I masturbate to
> > pictures
> > > of your mother.
> > >
> > > Now go back to playing checkers cause you
> suck
> > at
> > > chess.
> > >
> > >
> > > _
> >
> >
> >
> > Says the guy that writes scat porn and admits
> to
> > masturbating to it.
> >
> > Sick, bro.
>
> What else do you see? can you see my
> surroundings? What Im wearing? Let us know your
> powers pls.

My only power is the power of observation. You wrote about how you like to shit and masturbate to it. I'm just pointing out that you're a fucking 40 year old weirdo. Who probably lives in Falls Church. Anyway. Go back to masturbating on your chessboard or whatever it is you do.

^wow, Im 40 and live in Falls Church - thats amazing! That is exactly correct! How are you able to do that?!? You are a unique special person who can really see things! Fantastic! Is there someone who helps you with your daily routine you can share this with, its almost lunchtime! Maybe you get green jello today!

Its ok to relax Wrote:
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> ^wow, Im 40 and live in Falls Church - thats
> amazing! That is exactly correct! How are you
> able to do that?!? You are a unique special
> person who can really see things! Fantastic! Is
> there someone who helps you with your daily
> routine you can share this with, its almost
> lunchtime! Maybe you get green jello today!


So you're admitting that you're a 40 year old man that lives in Falls Church that writes about shit porn and masturbates to pictures of old women?

lmao. Alright homie.

You're really proving what a chessmaster you are.

At least no one posted that gross pic of that anal fistula here. That’d be gross.

Trump is a piece of shot so this makes sense

TDS.

Trump is just the fly circling the shit. Look at the Senate and you will spray hot shit 20 feet across the room

Trump has this same affect on me when I hear him on TV or the radio.