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Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: Soft pretzels ()
Date: March 26, 2020 12:04PM

I'd like a nice soft pretzel right about now. Going to the mall and getting them was nice.

It would also be nice to go to the movie theater. It's not the same watching movies at home.

What sorts of things do you miss?

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: Fred the Fag ()
Date: March 26, 2020 12:18PM

Getting a blowjob from Gerry at the rest stop

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: peep ()
Date: March 26, 2020 12:23PM

Nothing has changed for me. Although, the amount of panic over this flu-like virus is very entertaining. I'm pretty sure I already had it and recovered with no medical treatment a couple months ago without even realizing it. Maybe I'm the one who spread it all around Nokesville and got others sick. Let's hope that's the case. I've always hated every rat bastard in this stinking shithole, so if I got the community sick, that's great news to me.

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: gross ()
Date: March 26, 2020 02:25PM

Fred the Fag Wrote:
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> Getting a blowjob from Gerry at the rest stop

how can you even joke about that?

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: now peep, that's not nice ()
Date: March 26, 2020 02:39PM

peep Wrote:
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> Nothing has changed for me. Although, the amount
> of panic over this flu-like virus is very
> entertaining. I'm pretty sure I already had it and
> recovered with no medical treatment a couple
> months ago without even realizing it. Maybe I'm
> the one who spread it all around Nokesville and
> got others sick. Let's hope that's the case. I've
> always hated every rat bastard in this stinking
> shithole, so if I got the community sick, that's
> great news to me.


What did anyone in Nokesville ever do to you?

I too wonder if I have not already had it, but be careful - lots of crud goes about in the winter, and it might have been something else.

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: Not a Joke ()
Date: March 26, 2020 04:31PM

gross Wrote:
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> Fred the Fag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Getting a blowjob from Gerry at the rest stop
>
> how can you even joke about that?

Not a joke, Gerry’s job really is giving blowjobs to men at rest areas and parking garages.

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: crazy bitches at work ()
Date: March 26, 2020 04:47PM

I was at the grocery store this morning and apparently they have taped lines to the floor. This one clerk was screaming at everyone to get behind the line as all these people are just staring at her. She made everyone put their shit on the belt and then step back behind the line. When you wanted to pay she left the register until your card processed then made people walk back behind the line when she came back.

If you are that fucking scared of everything you need to keep your libtard ass at home.

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: Reality Bites ()
Date: March 26, 2020 05:01PM

crazy bitches at work Wrote:
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> I was at the grocery store this morning and
> apparently they have taped lines to the floor.
> This one clerk was screaming at everyone to get
> behind the line as all these people are just
> staring at her. She made everyone put their shit
> on the belt and then step back behind the line.
> When you wanted to pay she left the register until
> your card processed then made people walk back
> behind the line when she came back.
>
> If you are that fucking scared of everything you
> need to keep your libtard ass at home.


Why are you buying groceries, today? Poor plannimg, stupidity or very lonely?

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: want to see ()
Date: March 26, 2020 05:03PM

what grocery store?

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: Ironic.... ()
Date: March 26, 2020 05:06PM

Reality Bites Wrote:
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> crazy bitches at work Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was at the grocery store this morning and
> > apparently they have taped lines to the floor.
> > This one clerk was screaming at everyone to get
> > behind the line as all these people are just
> > staring at her. She made everyone put their
> shit
> > on the belt and then step back behind the line.
>
> > When you wanted to pay she left the register
> until
> > your card processed then made people walk back
> > behind the line when she came back.
> >
> > If you are that fucking scared of everything
> you
> > need to keep your libtard ass at home.
>
>
> Why are you buying groceries, today? Poor
> plannimg, stupidity or very lonely?

LMFAO

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: Jessica jkhg ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:28PM

Nothing...working from home in sweats. Daily shower? Nope. Dont have to talk to neighbors, no make up , hair up. Cleaning out closets, hope to get the dining room painted..good so far

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: Fjshbs ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:56PM

peep Wrote:
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> Nothing has changed for me. Although, the amount
> of panic over this flu-like virus is very
> entertaining. I'm pretty sure I already had it and
> recovered with no medical treatment a couple
> months ago without even realizing it. Maybe I'm
> the one who spread it all around Nokesville and
> got others sick. Let's hope that's the case. I've
> always hated every rat bastard in this stinking
> shithole, so if I got the community sick, that's
> great news to me.

You’re a fucking retard. You had some bronchial virus but not this thing. What makes you so fucking special. Lol, you. Lol.

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: It's you ()
Date: March 27, 2020 08:51AM

Not a Joke Wrote:
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> gross Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fred the Fag Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Getting a blowjob from Gerry at the rest stop
> >
> > how can you even joke about that?
>
> Not a joke, Gerry’s job really is giving
> blowjobs to men at rest areas and parking garages.

Then why do you wear the knee pads into the bathroom?

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: GDM3Y ()
Date: March 27, 2020 12:58PM

sucking my GF's tits while she jacks me off. I'm stuck at her apt. w/her baby. I met her just after she had the kid. The bum who she spread for took off as soon as he found out she was knocked up. 1 of her fave games was to have me suck her tits while she jacked me off. I actually liked it. Now she's in the hosp. w/corona virus & I'm taking care of this kid. Fotunately, she got enough pampers and wipes to deal w/it for now.

Unfortunately, she's in the hospital so I'mnot getting jacked off. It's not the same doing it your self. It's better when a girl does it for you Also, no tits to suck on. That sucks & I can't suck.

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: @peep ()
Date: April 03, 2020 09:25PM

peep Wrote:
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> Nothing has changed for me.

of course not. being socially isolated from society and stuck at home with nothing to do, not having a job to go to or seeing anyone (friends/family) is nothing new for a loser like you!

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: BONER BALLZ ()
Date: April 03, 2020 10:08PM

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: 4P9V3 ()
Date: April 03, 2020 11:38PM

Having a nice dinner out with my wife. Sitting at the library. Sitting at Starbucks. Not feeling paranoid about talking to a stranger. Riding on Metro and going to DC to enjoy my city. Listening to other news than coronavirus. Being able to visit my 85 year old mother. Being able to take a quick 4 day getaway to a nice hotel. Having a dinner party with my friends. Going to my office to work. Going to a Nats game. Watching March Madness. Watching the Masters. Shaking hands. Hugging friends. Going to lunch with friends. I could go on.

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: You sound familiar ()
Date: April 04, 2020 01:32AM

4P9V3 Wrote:
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> Having a nice dinner out with my wife. Sitting at
> the library. Sitting at Starbucks. Not feeling
> paranoid about talking to a stranger. Riding on
> Metro and going to DC to enjoy my city. Listening
> to other news than coronavirus. Being able to
> visit my 85 year old mother. Being able to take a
> quick 4 day getaway to a nice hotel. Having a
> dinner party with my friends. Going to my office
> to work. Going to a Nats game. Watching March
> Madness. Watching the Masters. Shaking hands.
> Hugging friends. Going to lunch with friends. I
> could go on.


JP Morgenthau? Is that you?

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: JEK7C ()
Date: April 04, 2020 01:45AM

Doing 69 with my black MILF boss.

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Re: Things you miss about normal life
Posted by: Eatin ()
Date: April 08, 2020 09:50AM

@peep Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nothing has changed for me.
>
> of course not. being socially isolated from
> society and stuck at home with nothing to do, not
> having a job to go to or seeing anyone
> (friends/family) is nothing new for a loser like
> you!

+1

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