Boris Johnson is a bit peculiar, with his Trump hairstyle, but it’s been good company as I sit on the groan throne. Sadly he has the Chinese virus, but he seems to be doing very well from this Asian crap. He’s been encouraging me to keep going, despite the pain I’m experiencing on the groan throne. The midwives are providing health care to us both, and Mr Johnson was kind enough, to let me get on his face to face device, and talk to the German Chancellor. She seems pretty anal. We discussed Brexit, and I’m still waiting for blastoff of a British HMS sized monster coming down the carriage way. Prime Minister Johnson is very polite and he doesn’t have bowel problems, but he’s a bowel ally.

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

I pretend world leaders join me in the bathroom while I shit.

fantastic

serious mental illness.

Obtuse write ups.

Brown Onion has become very desperate lately. You guys see it?
I could understand if he’s stage 5 ass cancer and shit, but just becoming a pest

At least BO gets visited by a conservative leader and a country music star. I’d be more worried if he was visited by a libtard and a rap star.

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> At least BO gets visited by a conservative leader
> and a country music star. I’d be more worried if
> he was visited by a libtard and a rap star.


You believe everything

Yes we can Wrote:
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> Brown Onion has become very desperate lately. You
> guys see it?
> I could understand if he’s stage 5 ass cancer
> and shit, but just becoming a pest


My guess is he is still dealing with the trauma of pooping his underoos on his first day of Kindergarten.
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> Brown Onion has become very desperate lately. You
> guys see it?
> I could understand if he’s stage 5 ass cancer
> and shit, but just becoming a pest


You’re an ass. He’s actually a good guy and even though his posts sometimes are strange, I’ll vouch for him.

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> Yes we can Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion has become very desperate lately.
> You
> > guys see it?
> > I could understand if he’s stage 5 ass cancer
> > and shit, but just becoming a pest
>
>
> You’re an ass. He’s actually a good guy and
> even though his posts sometimes are strange,
> I’ll vouch for him.


You think his "Creative Writing" brightens your day.

It follows that your 'vouching' for him doesn't mean squat.

He’s better than 95% of folks here.

Looks like goulash here. Hope my brothers in bowel have enough castor oil. Got extra to all who need it. Rectal mirrors are hard to come by. Check the World Wide Web.

OP Isn’t judging BO is a good guy, thing is, it’s probably just another FFU character, I envy a couple posters descriptive writings, but, see I’m an ignorant, uneducated, I can’t write. I just post facts.
I love the bullshit, but this BO been going is a main character here, and since I’m a man with real ass problems, I want to see if he’s real...but since he’s a popular, senior veteran here, he’s going first...I will start documenting my bathroom visits, if he does his
ITS ON BO BITCH!

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> Looks like goulash here. Hope my brothers in bowel
> have enough castor oil. Got extra to all who need
> it. Rectal mirrors are hard to come by. Check the
> World Wide Web.


Mirrors must be used correctly.
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Got a position as a candy striper at our local hospital. My first job was emptying bed pans on the non-covid ward. A lot of people are constipated at the hospital. I have been told by the nurses that its often the medications especially pain killers. I dont mind I just want to help out.

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> Got a position as a candy striper at our local
> hospital. My first job was emptying bed pans on
> the non-covid ward. A lot of people are
> constipated at the hospital. I have been told by
> the nurses that its often the medications
> especially pain killers. I dont mind I just want
> to help out.


That’s incredibly noble of you spring. I’m very proud of you and others are as well. We all have to start somewhere and you’re making a difference already!

To the idiot who claims I’m or others here are Gerry fuck that goat fucking leech. He’s an unpatriotic American.

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> To the idiot who claims I’m or others here are
> Gerry fuck that goat fucking leech. He’s an
> unpatriotic American.


This is FFXU. Nobody gets here by mistake. If one acts like an asshole, they get treated like an asshole. BO dumps his stupid/ boring-ass poop stories. When he gets called on it, he acts like a three-year-old who just crapped his underoos. That is par for the course for FFXU.


I know the gifs I post are depraved. Though not as depraved as BO thinking his bullshit stories are doing anything else but feeding his fixation and the fixations of the others who are cheering him on. The ones who are of course are not his sock puppets.
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^ young lady appears to have a rash/pimples on her bottom. Also it appears she may be suffering from an anal fissure. Her anus looks chapped. Regardless she is very flexible and should be proud of that.

Although Shania Twain is Canadian, I’m glad she got to sing “that don’t impress me much.” I like country stars from the Bible Belt. Yet this Yukon beauty is a fine white person and canucks don’t eat iguanas, bats, or other fucked up animals. Shania was kind enough to sing while on the groan throne. The midwives even one from a third world shit hole thanked me for inviting her over. My bowels may scream like old farm equipment, but they were able to deliver the bowel blocker, whom I promptly flushed as no one wants that shit head around. He couldn’t even score with Shania’s toes, as they’d reject his pimply angry shit obsessed ass for stupidity.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Although Shania Twain is Canadian, I’m glad she
> got to sing “that don’t impress me much.” I
> like country stars from the Bible Belt. Yet this
> Yukon beauty is a fine white person and canucks
> don’t eat iguanas, bats, or other fucked up
> animals. Shania was kind enough to sing while on
> the groan throne. The midwives even one from a
> third world shit hole thanked me for inviting her
> over. My bowels may scream like old farm
> equipment, but they were able to deliver the bowel
> blocker, whom I promptly flushed as no one wants
> that shit head around. He couldn’t even score
> with Shania’s toes,


> as they’d reject his
> pimply angry shit obsessed ass for stupidity.

No one would accuse Brown Onion of being a 'stupid, pimply angry, shit obsessed ass'...

He is too old to get pimples on his ass...
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Although Shania Twain is Canadian, I’m glad
> she
> > got to sing “that don’t impress me much.”
> I
> > like country stars from the Bible Belt. Yet
> this
> > Yukon beauty is a fine white person and canucks
> > don’t eat iguanas, bats, or other fucked up
> > animals. Shania was kind enough to sing while
> on
> > the groan throne. The midwives even one from a
> > third world shit hole thanked me for inviting
> her
> > over. My bowels may scream like old farm
> > equipment, but they were able to deliver the
> bowel
> > blocker, whom I promptly flushed as no one
> wants
> > that shit head around. He couldn’t even score
> > with Shania’s toes,
>
>
> > as they’d reject his
> > pimply angry shit obsessed ass for stupidity.
>
> No one would accuse Brown Onion of being a
> 'stupid, pimply angry, shit obsessed ass'...
>
> He is too old to get pimples on his ass...


Age is a number. My guess is you’re not even working even before the Chinese virus, will collect your $1200 check and still whine about President Trump. How’s your Atari or whatever you play these days?

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Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:

> > > as they’d reject his
> > > pimply angry shit obsessed ass for stupidity.
> >
> > No one would accuse Brown Onion of being a
> > 'stupid, pimply angry, shit obsessed ass'...
> >
> > He is too old to get pimples on his ass...
>
>
> Age is a number. My guess is you’re not even
> working even before the Chinese virus, will
> collect your $1200 check and still whine about
> President Trump. How’s your Atari or whatever
> you play these days?

Wrong on all counts about my life.

Also, let me explain the jab to you.

You are not a "stupid, pimply angry, shit obsessed ass" only because you are too old to get pimples.

IE you are a "stupid, angry, shit obsessed ass".