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How can I choose a diaper for my child?
Posted by: strumma ()
Date: April 07, 2020 11:10AM

How can I choose a diaper for my child?

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Re: How can I choose a diaper for my child?
Posted by: Insert your spam link below ()
Date: April 07, 2020 11:13AM

strumma Wrote:
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> How can I choose a diaper for my child?

Go to the fucking store and pick one?

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Re: How can I choose a diaper for my child?
Posted by: kenz ()
Date: April 07, 2020 11:14AM

who the hell still buys diapers? you better slap a paper towel and some tape on that shit and keep it moving

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Re: How can I choose a diaper for my child?
Posted by: dastaar ()
Date: April 07, 2020 11:18AM

This is where a scooter comes in handy - go to a community filled with Sikhs. Among the Sikhs, the dastaar is an article of faith that represents honour, self-respect, courage, spirituality, and piety. You can get your diapers for free by zipping around and snatching the dastaars off their heads and stuffing them in a capture bag slung over your shoulder. My wife and I used to make a contest of who could get the most.

Of course bleach and hot water to rig the fabric of host vermin.

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Re: How can I choose a diaper for my child?
Posted by: hey Sharon, Is it for Miz? ()
Date: April 07, 2020 11:28AM

did he soil himself again?

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Re: How can I choose a diaper for my child?
Posted by: Moreno the diaper sniffer ()
Date: April 07, 2020 11:29AM

No. He keeps ripping the diapers off babies and eating the contents.

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Re: How can I choose a diaper for my child?
Posted by: Simple Simon ()
Date: April 07, 2020 11:29AM

Just abort the baby, late term, problem solved.

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Re: How can I choose a diaper for my child?
Posted by: Bowel Blocker where are you ()
Date: April 07, 2020 12:33PM

dastaar Wrote:
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> This is where a scooter comes in handy - go to a
> community filled with Sikhs. Among the Sikhs, the
> dastaar is an article of faith that represents
> honour, self-respect, courage, spirituality, and
> piety. You can get your diapers for free by
> zipping around and snatching the dastaars off
> their heads and stuffing them in a capture bag
> slung over your shoulder. My wife and I used to
> make a contest of who could get the most.
>
> Of course bleach and hot water to rig the fabric
> of host vermin.

vile, racist is this Brown Onion?

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