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I was told I have COVID-19
Posted by: I have ut ()
Date: April 06, 2020 04:13PM

I have a low grade fever and my boss told me to go to the doctor. I went to one of those urgent care places They examined me and told me I have COVID-19. They didn't even do a flu test. They told me I couldn't work for 2 weeks. Fuck that. I'm not sitting at home when I can be making money.

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Re: I was told I have COVID-19
Posted by: Don't Care ()
Date: April 06, 2020 04:15PM

I live in WV and have been infecting people for weeks. I work at a gas station as a clerk in Martinsburg.

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Re: I was told I have COVID-19
Posted by: Thank you ()
Date: April 06, 2020 04:34PM

Don't Care Wrote:
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> I live in WV and have been infecting people for
> weeks. I work at a gas station as a clerk in
> Martinsburg.


Thanks for being a contributing member of society instead of a welfare leech. You're doing a good service. Immunity will build up quicker the faster people get it.

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Re: I was told I have COVID-19
Posted by: You have only yourself to blame ()
Date: April 06, 2020 05:07PM

I have ut Wrote:
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> I have a low grade fever and my boss told me to go
> to the doctor. I went to one of those urgent care
> places They examined me and told me I have
> COVID-19. They didn't even do a flu test. They
> told me I couldn't work for 2 weeks. Fuck that.
> I'm not sitting at home when I can be making
> money.


I told you I had it the weekend after St. Patrick's day and you said it couldn't be transmitted through sexual contact so you blew me anyway. Perhaps you shouldn't have swallowed when I shot my peckersnot down your throat.

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Re: I was told I have COVID-19
Posted by: Gay Inbred Iranian Goatfucker ()
Date: April 06, 2020 05:11PM

Does anyone know if it’s still safe to fuck goats? My dad is having trouble getting it up and I really need my prolapsed faggot third world Iranian ass filled up. Thanks in advance.
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